30 ways to ANNOY the Flock from Maximum Ride

[megalemonysnicket]

i just got angel in hardback for only 11 dollars and the 1st manga.

[quaker45100]

I'ld love to do 29# *stares at my family while they sit there in fear*

[joranges14]

12 is my favorite :3

[suddy10304]

Angel would get pissed over #24

[suddy10304]

you should say "i want some pizza every time the flock says they are hungry(see book 3)

[theIWINGchannel]

Luv the last one!

[MegaAshley320]

RESULTS OF 30 I WOULDN'T LIVE TO SEE TOMOROW



[MegaAshley320]

7 AND 8 I WOULD GET MY BUTT KICKED INTO NEXT WEEK AFTER THAT

[MegaAshley320]

i dont think 22 wont annoy anyone

[MegaAshley320]

love the last one

[DibbehFan13]

# 22 isnt a way to annoy them- it would be like a blessing.

[jenna36578]

haha thats funny :P

[Fanglover134]

They might kill you for some of these 20 Fang would SOO KILL YOU then bring you back to life and let Max kill you at least Fang might have some mercy!

[macey101catlover]

Every tyme iggy touches u: IGGY! THATS MY BOOB!!! XD lol i wanna see his reaction! xD

[macey101catlover]

5: when theyre done shitting their pants, they'll come and beat the shit out of U!

[TheAnimalTech]

LOL HILARIOUS

[HouseofNightfan654]

#30!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! too awesome, all of them! i love them!!

[summerearth1221]

lmao i love number 12 xDDDDDD

[inufan330]

wouldn't taping Nudge's mouth be a reliaf for the flock?

[footballfanman321]

@inufan330 i Know!

[Usernameinvalid59]

correction for name: 30 ways to make the flock mad.so funny!

[Usernameinvalid59]

some of those may get you hurt...by them! but it is soooo true!!!!!

[xfangxx]

I think Fang is hotttttttt.

[CosplayMagic102]

POPCORN!!!

[Annahenery123]

Some of them are dangerous!!!!!!!! But what's the fun in it if it's not :D

[Weasleyforever]

This is freaking GREAT! I would love to try saying OMG NO WAY! Everytime Nudge starts a sentence. =)

[thelegendaryturtwig]

"darn it my pen ran outta ink"

...."do you guys have a feather and some ink i could borrow"

*max glares*

[HorseLover52100]

some of these are dangerous!

[yougot2soar2survive]

omigod XD i fell apart laughing at the "put tinfoil on your head" thing XDD

[FFSX123456Cain]

y did u leave out #22?

[highschoolmusical288]

fang and iggy are major sexx!

[TheNightcloudHATER]

<3 ahahaha the boob and iggy one lol I LOVE IGGY

[remotekitty]

everybody KNOWS the blind characters are da best! take jayfeather for an example from warriors ^^

[bloodiedsand777]

I like 15,20, and 22 XD.

[ActingLikeAttitude]

I LOVE 15,20-23!!!

[BehindTheFlock]

im only 4' 11 so fang will be really tall to me

[GhostMoonWolf13]

Iggy is so hot and smart but I think he would be able to tell if something wasn't a hat.

Ideas to annoy flock

1.Go up to Fang and tell him that Max wants him to go buy her some tampons.

2.Ask Max if Fang wears boxers and what color they are

3.Sew whoopie chushens in the seat of Iggy's pants

4.Tell Nudge that the boys put dog pee in her shampoo

5.While Gazzy is asleep pull out two primary feathers and glue them to his head

6.Tell Total that Akila is in love with a husky

[xXDinosaurXxLovexX]

LOL! I love that!

[ZoeyRide13]

WTF #30 LMAO i can see how that would work out

[Tawnyflower96]

"says the bird-freak!" lol

[mardyduffyhugg]

never through popcorn at swans apperenrtly they areen't as acceptive as the flock

[alicebakingsoda]

taping nudges mouth shut would only annoy her, it would, however, make you a savior to the rest of the flock

[mahiashadeslayer]

Annoying suggestions

1. Take away Nudge's fashion magazines.

2. Move around the furniture to confuse Iggy.

3. When you see Max and Fang together, sing, "Max and Fang sitting in a tree...."

4. Tell Total you can talk to animals and Akila wants a divorce.

5. Point at Max's face and yell, "OMG! An Eraser!!!!"

[typlayer100]

22 would really not annoy them exept she would go chicken wings

[ThefemaleShadow]

LOL at 14-15

it would be really awkward if it was a guy saying that

[maximumbarnes]

i liked 4, 9 10, 13, 22(it would only annoy nudge, the rest might be happy), 24, and 26

[Hawkflight1]

LMFAO XD X3 *like the last one best*

[Ghostpelt101]

14-17 are the BEST XD LOOL

[SnowAngel114118]

If you did this stuff they'd probably kill you, but its still funny-ish

[ratfan159]

#18-20 are awsome

[1RosalieCullen101]

oh well i thought it was funn! =D its still so wierd.... my ame is celeste, and the bears name is celeste and its prounced sa-lest it gets annoying when people call you chelsa

[SandStormFireStar4ev]

most of these are not funny

they are stupid and if u tired that they would kill you and i would just laugh

[Crystalz8D]

@SandStormFireStar4ev Yeah I know. These were from like...What, when I was 12? Yeah I was pretty stupid back then. But hey it was all for fun and I did have fun and so did others. So. c:

[GIRfreak546]

Its the best thing he has he cant see after all and Iggy is my favorite

[MrsCullen212]

really the iggy thing he can feel color so thats sorta stupid.

[Wellgoodgrief07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA funnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy XDDDDDDD This is beast!!!

[RinSohma7]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST. Ha, Fang is the best! <3

[CureParty]

i'll have to try this sometime.LMFAO!!

[ladybug250]

oh my gosh that was GREAT!!!

[MiniMe030411]

iggy is so kwwelz i luv him

[Crystalz8D]

Oh goodness ur really tinyy!! 8O ooh! Well atleast I'm closer to his face so.ha.

[PyroBookworm]

I'm only 5' 3 1/2 so he would be HUGE to me....ooo....I've got even more of him then you do! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I LUV IGGY!

[jellypancake111]

stand behind iggy and gazzy while they're making a bomb and yell BOOM!!!! thats my favorite one. great video.

[PyroBookworm]

I dont think Iggy-awesomeness can cover it! Iggy- hotness is more like it.

[Crystalz8D]

Lol yeaa. Wonder how tall he would be in real life. I mean, I'm 5.8 but still...

[kelseyjenna12]

i loved 10 and 21!!!! LOL

[JonasBrotherAddict1]

ROLF

[Willowwolfy]

LOL!!! nice!

[NoirParvana]

OMG, all these 'ways to annoy so an so' are so funny. XD I love them. Great job.

[PyroBookworm]

One you should use is - 'Ask Max and Fang if they are gonna lay eggs together.' THAT would freak Max and Fang out to no degree. and I bet Iggy would TOTALLY make fun of them. What do you think?

[Crystalz8D]

Lol totaly. Then id ask iggy if he'd lay a egg with me just to freak him out too X

P

[PyroBookworm]

DUDE! i WOULD DO THE SAME THING! *sigh* I lOVE iggy! He's hot with a capital H!

[Crystalz8D]

lol totalyy

[jacobbdoesntsparkle]

IGGY PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PyroBookworm]

I KNOW! I took a labler and stuff that on everything i own. My friends call me Mrs. Iggy Ride now..Hehe! W00T!

[jacobbdoesntsparkle]

hes so...idk. just iggy-awesomeness

[dragonairlover]

that last ones mean.

[HalfDemonZahara]

these are hilarious

[GanstaButterfly]

OMG!! XD LOVE THIS!!

[WolfGirl1931]

"Popcorn for my little birdie friends." lol!!

[sk8ergrl987]

# 21 wuz hilarious!!! Max would kill u!!!

[bluebellbun64]

It they were real... we'd all be dead alredy if we did this

[GirlMasterChief1]

Lol If I was MAx I would kill who ever did any of that!

[eveymigueltwinzies]

you could put this one on here.....

pet Total and say," wow what a cute kitty!!!"

[stallonedude40]

total like cats.

[TheLuckyKay]

haha this was funny

"try to read my mind now!" lmfao

[HybridManga]

BOOM! LOL!

[hansolo235]

The best are 18, 19, and 20.

[yoyocheeseball]

thats hilarious popcorn for my little birdy friends

[Crystalz8D]

As to the tenshi dude or whatever, kick my ass? Lol I'd like to see u try.

As to rachel, hey! Those graphic things I got them from true media, I think that's wat its called. Its that green circle things at the end of sum videos

[clomoe99]

cool

[xXKuroTenshi666Xx]

30 ways to annoy the flock? No that's more like 30 reasons to kick your ass!

[Alia31895]

Ommmeeegeez me friend wants to know ehre you get your graphics...for making zee video!!

((This is Rachel!! =P

[annoyinglyblonde]

OMG soooooooooo funny!!!

[HaleighBaleigh84]

12 21 23 and 30 r the best! 5 aw fangy!  id do that any way! then id fite max fang is MINE!

[bellaswan2]

Copy-cat. :-) Look at my MR videos.

Wait... You already did, didn't you?

[icyHOT568]

# 30 Is Funny as shit

[pazzz72]

omg losing celeste at build a bear wuld stink! they WOULD STICK A TUBE IN HER!!!

-angel-

[VintageDollie]

#14 to #17 LOL! totally try that one! LOL!

[sehromiTOONberry]

i was laughing like crazy at that one too

poor blind one... xD

[shaylove565]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

[spedesalchipmonk]

OMG! ROTF LOLing!

[WOLFjohn27]

lol couldnt stop laughing :[)

[breloom45]

OOOOOHHHHHH everything is so sparkily me like by the way awesome video i couldnt stop laughing

[Frostfur16]

LOL!

[ionaroxubersox]

all of them apart from nudge would love #22!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Treefrog411]

i laughed so hard.

[foxygall]

I'd so do #13

[ddrwannabe]

i think they'll like #22

[wewillwin202]

Hahahahahaha! That was so funny! I loved the one where you said "Iggy, thats my boob," "I didn't know you felt that way Iggy!"

[angel22devil666]

lol these are so funni i laughed like crazy at the fang one

[Solana1412]

POPCORN FOR MY BIRDY FRIENDS!

......

I wanna try that.

[littleoneisnotright]

pretty good. what's this song?

[Crystalz8D]

Boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson