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  • FUS RO DAH!!!

  • Forever alone

  • дааа игры....

  • this should help us relax, despite being so noisy...

  • Interesting... very.

  • everything was nice, until she was japanese

  • Что только не придумают больные японцы

  • Интерфейс уебищный

  • can you punch that girl?because she talk so much =.=

  • the only thing that stop those japs conquering the world is that they are to busy channeling their brain power to make perverted games... amen to that

  • someday,we will sleep with a robots -__-

  • omg it required 2 mouse??

    that's sux

  • every FUCKING TIME I'M WATCHING INNOCENT GAMEPLAY.

    YOUTUBE SUGGESTS ME THIS KIND OF STUFF.

  • the way she talk... OMG PLEASE SHUT UP!!

    WHY WE CANT POKE HER EYES?!

  • talking about how good the day is then how you she's happy and if you are too then if you wana talk and so on.... this girl is boring as shit XD

    (yes i speak and real a bit)

  • pfft check out my virtual girlfriend on my channel -.- much better

  • mmmm picking her nose and rub it on her lips... real sexy... :P

  • can u take her top off?

  • What... the...fuck.

  • important question...can you slap her?

  • He gets the idea at about the 3 min mark.. like STFU already >_<

  • Seriously, needs a backhand "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP" function...

  • p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

  • can you punch her in the face and tell her to make a sandwitch?

  • ok, lets see if I get this right. The Point of playing this game is to poke a girl's face (even in her nose) while she does not shut the fuck up?

    Alright, lets mute our PC and this could be fun.

    ... ._O

  • this game

    looks boring

    and short

  • i have this game

    but its boring

    and king of short

  • If only, if only........

  • This game was too short and laking of player freedom, IMO.

    The graphics sorta compensated, but not enough.

  • i cannot stop laughting at 1:33

    

  • omg...

  • after 2:33 i couldn't stop laughting hahahaha

    wft is this game xD

  • Civilization 5 led me to this? O_O Now I feel bad for hating that game...

  • This game looks great and all, but the real question i'm asking here is, why the fuck is she not in the kitchen?!

  • Now how many of you people...actually do this to your girlfriends?

  • Oh my god, the arm!!!

    Anyone remember "Jurassic Park: Trespasser"?

  • why is it that she likes to get poked in the ear

  • this game reminds me of nintendogs

  • This company made the sexy beach game series, sexy beach 3 was really cool. Good for them they're still around.

  • oh yeah i love this game...Porn game XD

  • ya, my girlfriend always hated it when I jammed my finger up her nose, and then stuck it in her mouth.

  • should just use crysis 1 engine

  • like a real woman, this thing never shuts the fuck up!

  • what the fuck lol

  • how to install it.. i download it than its to much folder, and the instruction ask to install 'all direct needed'... to much folder to extract direct9.. i dont know how to install it can u make a vid how to install real kanojo.. step by step??

    \ please..

  • So... If this game is called 'Real Girlfriend', why the fuck did my girlfriend get mad at me when i tried poking her face?

  • lol ...didn't understand the point of this game until the very end

    do people have poking fetish or osmething ?

  • so i poke her in the eye.

  • Do the five finger death thing!

  • download link plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zz

  • What. The. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • No matter how much you poke her she won't stop talking, not the kind of girlfriend I would like.

  • slap that bitch down and kick her in the stomache lol.

    WHY? cuz this shits retarded.

  • ...wait, what? Two mice?

  • @paulunga

    Yeah, we only have TWO HANDS!!!!

  • @satnu Exactly. Usually people want a hands-free mode, not the opposite.

  • lol, sticking her snot into her mouth. way to go.

  • what the fuck japan

  • Haha, oh wow, they sure put a lot of effort into this...

  • turn on closed captions and use the transcribe audio feature

    proceed to LOL

  • can you slap that ho just to go to another place? o.0)

  • lol...it look funny...hahahah....i want to play it too...hahahaha

  • what happenf if i playing this game and kanojo come out from my computer and be my real girlfriend..!!!!!!!!!!!

    i will TUT her with my TUT..!!!!

  • 3:48 xD

  • Im finishing downloading this game 1 hour and hour :D !!!!!

  • I'm gonna get this game and then get high. I can see myself having loads of fun. xD

  • holy shit that looks fun

  • man i laughed so hard when you just started poking her

  • Poke her fucking eye out lol

  • ...huh? What the hell is going on here? By the way, where can I get a copy of this game? I'd like to "poke her in the face" too.

  • i feel more of a perv now that they arent anime looking...

    i

  • theres actually a english version on dl.btjunkie.org

  • Swiftor brought me.

  • @gamer4585 same here

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  • i know this is kind of a dumb question is real life. but how do you eventually stick your johnny in the girl's bell??

  • lolz

  • Dear Santa...

  • okay i have a problem...i try to change to game settings but when i press "ok" they said they want to test to see if it works an the " H/W support these settings" when i close out everything change to normal wtf? can someone help? thanks

  • Two mice? How am I supposed to fap? Also, graphics are beautiful, not amazing, but beautiful.

  • thats awesome!!

  • POKE HER FACE

  • RESPECT.

  • I can never understand this face part of the game

  • is so sexy remove the mucus

  • Finally, my dream to poke a woman's face for hours can come true.

  • Fap Fap FAP

  • If there's no Eng ver. I saw no point to play it

  • @FragileBitch

    There is an English patch floating around the web. The website Hongfire has it. Takes a minute to register (free) but well worth it. Real Kanojo is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Japanese gaming.

  • @FragileBitch thepiratebay. org/torrent/5580854/ILLUSION_R­eal_Kanojo_(Real_Girlfriend)_F­ULL_ENG

  • @NationalEXE Only problem is that first you have to download uTorrent or BitTorrent, figure out how it works, and also DirectX.

  • @NationalEXE Uhmm Thanks

  • this is by far the most realism i ever seen in a fucking hentai game.. illusion really did a good job on this shit got everybody on hongfire goin WOW i need a new video card to play this shit.. 1920x1080 max quality on my geforce 260gtx it looks stunning :D

  • Hey everyone! I'm here to tell, if you want to download the illusion games, just message me: I'll give ya the link^^

  • oaskkosko maldade, deixa e menina terminar de falar XD

  • they got the "wont shut the fuck up" part right...

  • Well there is a English Version Now Just Type on Google Real Kanojo ENG TPB and u'll Find it

  • lol did you find some buggers mate ? =))

  • Meh luvs meh some asian wemon!

  • 1:46. he poked her in the nose. lol

  • TRANSLATION:(warning this is just my guess....) "Would you like to learn the controls of the game?..."(Player)*nods* "Yay! okay first lets start with my face and....wha- what that hell are you?... no don't touch there...yeah my ear .....well geeze don't molest it all day... Are you familiar with the controls?" (Player) *nods* "Okay lets advance to level 2!" (Camera tilts down).....

  • Sh!t , i had the chance to learn japanese . Now i regret it

  • why go for virtual when the real is more delicious ? :D

  • =.= sad lonely people.

  • @ngdj999 makes me wonder how the likes of you ended up on this video in the first place huh?

  • hahahaha what?

  • I came.

  • GOTY

  • Can you poke her eyes?

  • slap that bitch!!!

  • DAH. Creepy as hell. (TVTropes)

  • Uh... I kinda had something else in mind when I heard this is an adult game...

    And you can give her "wet willies" and pick her nose?

    rriiiiight. Just what I'd want a girlfriend for.

  • now I just want it to poke her eyes and nose and stuff xD

  • what sort of sad, lonely fucker would play this?? By the way, anyone tell me where i can download it from?

  • @jonahmoffatt LOL ;D

  • @jonahmoffatt wahahahahahahaha gg

  • @jonahmoffatt So you're a lonely F**ker then =)).You can download it from Hongfire. Just register on that site and search for the name.

  • @jonahmoffatt LOL

  • @jonahmoffatt LOL

  • @jonahmoffatt lol have a thumbs up on me!!!

  • @jonahmoffatt made my day.

  • @jonahmoffatt lolololololol

  • Lol this is funny

  • Translate it to english and put some hardcore on it and it will be a success. No kidding.

  • stupid nerds

  • @ethugx What are you doing here?

  • can you undres her/:)

  • ahaha dude this is so funny

  • nom nom nom XD

  • i cant start it

  • It would be cool if you could actually control the arms with your arms instead of the mouse.

  • wow you're good

  • how did you start installing and playing the game i already downloaded the apploc but still did not push through.

  • For me it was the last language on the list... The last foreign characters that were "asian"... Im using win 7, dont know if that helps.

    It was pretty much trial and error. Took me a few tries.

  • @titotitowik you need to put your languages in japanese ... or it won't work

  • What she saying is practically the features of the game. What you can do with her (kiss her or do ecchi [erotic] stuff), and so on.

    It's impressive who her voice changes in real time when he's poking her nose or cheek, and how she reacts when he touches her ear, saying something like 'Are you paying attention?'

    There are some graphical problems still to fix, like hair going through her neck or exaggerated breast movement (I think is a glitch, right?) but looks pretty impressive.

  • you can do taht to :D but not on youtube :(

  • :_D win

  • Error en el pelo 1:22

  • It will be released in february.

  • where to download?

  • GO FOR THE EYES

  • @DeTaiL *channeling Bison* YES! .... YES!

  • 1:35

  • what is this i dont even

  • Ohboy

  • 5 stars

  • game of the year

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