the only thing that stop those japs conquering the world is that they are to busy channeling their brain power to make perverted games... amen to that
how to install it.. i download it than its to much folder, and the instruction ask to install 'all direct needed'... to much folder to extract direct9.. i dont know how to install it can u make a vid how to install real kanojo.. step by step??
okay i have a problem...i try to change to game settings but when i press "ok" they said they want to test to see if it works an the " H/W support these settings" when i close out everything change to normal wtf? can someone help? thanks
There is an English patch floating around the web. The website Hongfire has it. Takes a minute to register (free) but well worth it. Real Kanojo is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Japanese gaming.
this is by far the most realism i ever seen in a fucking hentai game.. illusion really did a good job on this shit got everybody on hongfire goin WOW i need a new video card to play this shit.. 1920x1080 max quality on my geforce 260gtx it looks stunning :D
TRANSLATION:(warning this is just my guess....) "Would you like to learn the controls of the game?..."(Player)*nods* "Yay! okay first lets start with my face and....wha- what that hell are you?... no don't touch there...yeah my ear .....well geeze don't molest it all day... Are you familiar with the controls?" (Player) *nods* "Okay lets advance to level 2!" (Camera tilts down).....
What she saying is practically the features of the game. What you can do with her (kiss her or do ecchi [erotic] stuff), and so on.
It's impressive who her voice changes in real time when he's poking her nose or cheek, and how she reacts when he touches her ear, saying something like 'Are you paying attention?'
There are some graphical problems still to fix, like hair going through her neck or exaggerated breast movement (I think is a glitch, right?) but looks pretty impressive.
FUS RO DAH!!!
Torianlol 4 days ago
Forever alone
theleetlolboy 1 week ago
дааа игры....
MrLinkinshark 2 weeks ago
this should help us relax, despite being so noisy...
MegaMSDM 2 weeks ago
Interesting... very.
DekaBlz 1 month ago
everything was nice, until she was japanese
aplayaz2000 1 month ago
Что только не придумают больные японцы
ISergey2011 1 month ago
Интерфейс уебищный
ISergey2011 1 month ago
can you punch that girl?because she talk so much =.=
KKK5may 1 month ago
the only thing that stop those japs conquering the world is that they are to busy channeling their brain power to make perverted games... amen to that
hatihatikawan 1 month ago
someday,we will sleep with a robots -__-
fallenpodboss 1 month ago
omg it required 2 mouse??
that's sux
RX1StrideR 1 month ago
every FUCKING TIME I'M WATCHING INNOCENT GAMEPLAY.
YOUTUBE SUGGESTS ME THIS KIND OF STUFF.
Kalaka239846 2 months ago
the way she talk... OMG PLEASE SHUT UP!!
WHY WE CANT POKE HER EYES?!
hazwan149 2 months ago
talking about how good the day is then how you she's happy and if you are too then if you wana talk and so on.... this girl is boring as shit XD
(yes i speak and real a bit)
PHANTOMEXILE 2 months ago
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hentaiinside2008 3 months ago
pfft check out my virtual girlfriend on my channel -.- much better
AlannChiubacca 3 months ago
mmmm picking her nose and rub it on her lips... real sexy... :P
ElorRadi 3 months ago
can u take her top off?
MegaGanash 3 months ago 4
What... the...fuck.
T0PSLAYER117 4 months ago
important question...can you slap her?
DreamStepper 4 months ago 3
He gets the idea at about the 3 min mark.. like STFU already >_<
Zenman1976 4 months ago
Seriously, needs a backhand "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP" function...
Versudan 4 months ago
p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
aznpinoy666 5 months ago
can you punch her in the face and tell her to make a sandwitch?
FabuleuxFab88 5 months ago 6
ok, lets see if I get this right. The Point of playing this game is to poke a girl's face (even in her nose) while she does not shut the fuck up?
Alright, lets mute our PC and this could be fun.
... ._O
LloydxY 6 months ago
this game
looks boring
and short
touchestoomuch 6 months ago
i have this game
but its boring
and king of short
korearockprincess 7 months ago
If only, if only........
jackleesparrow 7 months ago
This game was too short and laking of player freedom, IMO.
The graphics sorta compensated, but not enough.
eleone8 7 months ago
i cannot stop laughting at 1:33
burgermaster99uhh 7 months ago
omg...
iveayu 8 months ago
after 2:33 i couldn't stop laughting hahahaha
wft is this game xD
core099 8 months ago 3
Civilization 5 led me to this? O_O Now I feel bad for hating that game...
GFedFan 8 months ago 24
This game looks great and all, but the real question i'm asking here is, why the fuck is she not in the kitchen?!
fathomboy991 8 months ago 5
Now how many of you people...actually do this to your girlfriends?
Koniving 8 months ago
Oh my god, the arm!!!
Anyone remember "Jurassic Park: Trespasser"?
SirNicholasWoods 9 months ago
why is it that she likes to get poked in the ear
thedeadsexyedge 9 months ago
this game reminds me of nintendogs
thedeadsexyedge 9 months ago
This company made the sexy beach game series, sexy beach 3 was really cool. Good for them they're still around.
Zamolxx 9 months ago
oh yeah i love this game...Porn game XD
Leonel5996 9 months ago
ya, my girlfriend always hated it when I jammed my finger up her nose, and then stuck it in her mouth.
godlessandlovingit 9 months ago
should just use crysis 1 engine
ZomgZomg007 9 months ago
like a real woman, this thing never shuts the fuck up!
Mahngiel 9 months ago 107
what the fuck lol
Rapt0rJesus1 9 months ago
how to install it.. i download it than its to much folder, and the instruction ask to install 'all direct needed'... to much folder to extract direct9.. i dont know how to install it can u make a vid how to install real kanojo.. step by step??
\ please..
aremieroll1990 9 months ago
So... If this game is called 'Real Girlfriend', why the fuck did my girlfriend get mad at me when i tried poking her face?
FrancisHallelujah 10 months ago
lol ...didn't understand the point of this game until the very end
do people have poking fetish or osmething ?
dantheman500 10 months ago
so i poke her in the eye.
shinyray01 10 months ago
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alexpunk2010 10 months ago
Do the five finger death thing!
Imperia96 10 months ago
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thedarkcow64 10 months ago
What. The. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UnknownFable 10 months ago
No matter how much you poke her she won't stop talking, not the kind of girlfriend I would like.
rickhunter7 10 months ago
slap that bitch down and kick her in the stomache lol.
WHY? cuz this shits retarded.
bloodsepsis 11 months ago
...wait, what? Two mice?
paulunga 11 months ago
@paulunga
Yeah, we only have TWO HANDS!!!!
satnu 10 months ago
@satnu Exactly. Usually people want a hands-free mode, not the opposite.
paulunga 10 months ago
lol, sticking her snot into her mouth. way to go.
AdeonC 11 months ago
what the fuck japan
zomgtehrei 11 months ago
Haha, oh wow, they sure put a lot of effort into this...
SibSpi 11 months ago
turn on closed captions and use the transcribe audio feature
proceed to LOL
honse246 11 months ago
can you slap that ho just to go to another place? o.0)
Miroslawsnketr 11 months ago
lol...it look funny...hahahah....i want to play it too...hahahaha
ravezon 11 months ago
what happenf if i playing this game and kanojo come out from my computer and be my real girlfriend..!!!!!!!!!!!
i will TUT her with my TUT..!!!!
pianpiot 1 year ago
3:48 xD
Renegado1602 1 year ago
Im finishing downloading this game 1 hour and hour :D !!!!!
ImplementDestruction 1 year ago
I'm gonna get this game and then get high. I can see myself having loads of fun. xD
Zanian19 1 year ago
holy shit that looks fun
RiotRanger 1 year ago
man i laughed so hard when you just started poking her
pyrann 1 year ago
Poke her fucking eye out lol
Clavsicus 1 year ago
...huh? What the hell is going on here? By the way, where can I get a copy of this game? I'd like to "poke her in the face" too.
doomaflatchie 1 year ago
i feel more of a perv now that they arent anime looking...
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LionofDawn 1 year ago
theres actually a english version on dl.btjunkie.org
Jackspade1001 1 year ago
Swiftor brought me.
gamer4585 1 year ago
@gamer4585 same here
GrantDaMan100 1 year ago
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laubeatz 1 year ago
i know this is kind of a dumb question is real life. but how do you eventually stick your johnny in the girl's bell??
tm0041 1 year ago
lolz
lazomaniac 1 year ago
Dear Santa...
empororofultra34 1 year ago 4
okay i have a problem...i try to change to game settings but when i press "ok" they said they want to test to see if it works an the " H/W support these settings" when i close out everything change to normal wtf? can someone help? thanks
haixu1234 1 year ago
Two mice? How am I supposed to fap? Also, graphics are beautiful, not amazing, but beautiful.
Drudicta 1 year ago
thats awesome!!
takeru51 1 year ago
POKE HER FACE
Pokedude1013 1 year ago
RESPECT.
Krasna973 1 year ago
I can never understand this face part of the game
ODSTD56 1 year ago
is so sexy remove the mucus
kr4ter182 1 year ago
Finally, my dream to poke a woman's face for hours can come true.
RisenChudJr 1 year ago 76
Fap Fap FAP
dtdbtw 1 year ago
If there's no Eng ver. I saw no point to play it
FragileBitch 1 year ago
@FragileBitch
There is an English patch floating around the web. The website Hongfire has it. Takes a minute to register (free) but well worth it. Real Kanojo is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Japanese gaming.
VAR1UM 1 year ago
@FragileBitch thepiratebay. org/torrent/5580854/ILLUSION_Real_Kanojo_(Real_Girlfriend)_FULL_ENG
NationalEXE 1 year ago
@NationalEXE Only problem is that first you have to download uTorrent or BitTorrent, figure out how it works, and also DirectX.
NationalEXE 1 year ago
@NationalEXE Uhmm Thanks
FragileBitch 1 year ago
this is by far the most realism i ever seen in a fucking hentai game.. illusion really did a good job on this shit got everybody on hongfire goin WOW i need a new video card to play this shit.. 1920x1080 max quality on my geforce 260gtx it looks stunning :D
PiMpStAnLeY 1 year ago
Hey everyone! I'm here to tell, if you want to download the illusion games, just message me: I'll give ya the link^^
1epicrose 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SLAP HER IN THE FACE
SkysWeirdProductions 1 year ago
oaskkosko maldade, deixa e menina terminar de falar XD
natsukitenshi 1 year ago
they got the "wont shut the fuck up" part right...
inabilika 1 year ago
Well there is a English Version Now Just Type on Google Real Kanojo ENG TPB and u'll Find it
SemiKei 1 year ago 2
lol did you find some buggers mate ? =))
Epyongndm 1 year ago
Meh luvs meh some asian wemon!
sonicblade9 1 year ago
1:46. he poked her in the nose. lol
khce2000 1 year ago
TRANSLATION:(warning this is just my guess....) "Would you like to learn the controls of the game?..."(Player)*nods* "Yay! okay first lets start with my face and....wha- what that hell are you?... no don't touch there...yeah my ear .....well geeze don't molest it all day... Are you familiar with the controls?" (Player) *nods* "Okay lets advance to level 2!" (Camera tilts down).....
BrokenSilverWings 1 year ago
Sh!t , i had the chance to learn japanese . Now i regret it
ZzTVLzZ 1 year ago
why go for virtual when the real is more delicious ? :D
ThornberryKING 1 year ago
=.= sad lonely people.
ngdj999 1 year ago
@ngdj999 makes me wonder how the likes of you ended up on this video in the first place huh?
SilentThinker08 1 year ago
hahahaha what?
DarkMichael89 1 year ago
I came.
LenKazumi 1 year ago
GOTY
Lemonzify 1 year ago
Can you poke her eyes?
mrMein 1 year ago
slap that bitch!!!
evilpsycho717 1 year ago 2
DAH. Creepy as hell. (TVTropes)
videogamer810 1 year ago
Uh... I kinda had something else in mind when I heard this is an adult game...
And you can give her "wet willies" and pick her nose?
rriiiiight. Just what I'd want a girlfriend for.
sarkasmi83 1 year ago
now I just want it to poke her eyes and nose and stuff xD
SuperHappyFunBonny 1 year ago
what sort of sad, lonely fucker would play this?? By the way, anyone tell me where i can download it from?
jonahmoffatt 1 year ago 237
@jonahmoffatt LOL ;D
sarkasmi83 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt wahahahahahahaha gg
CityHunter84 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt So you're a lonely F**ker then =)).You can download it from Hongfire. Just register on that site and search for the name.
ninhquanghieu 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt LOL
AWDracer 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt LOL
Gh0styNL 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt lol have a thumbs up on me!!!
bornwisedistruction 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt made my day.
deathendz 1 year ago
@jonahmoffatt lolololololol
Seraph256 11 months ago
Lol this is funny
Jack64667 1 year ago
Translate it to english and put some hardcore on it and it will be a success. No kidding.
budbadbig 1 year ago
stupid nerds
ethugx 1 year ago
@ethugx What are you doing here?
kalixi 1 year ago
can you undres her/:)
mihai96z3d 2 years ago
ahaha dude this is so funny
soniche 2 years ago
nom nom nom XD
8888CoolM8888 2 years ago 2
i cant start it
CubeMS 2 years ago
It would be cool if you could actually control the arms with your arms instead of the mouse.
neverhoodyn 2 years ago
wow you're good
gyroheadman 2 years ago
how did you start installing and playing the game i already downloaded the apploc but still did not push through.
titotitowik 2 years ago
For me it was the last language on the list... The last foreign characters that were "asian"... Im using win 7, dont know if that helps.
It was pretty much trial and error. Took me a few tries.
VAR1UM 2 years ago
@titotitowik you need to put your languages in japanese ... or it won't work
ddk6666 1 year ago
What she saying is practically the features of the game. What you can do with her (kiss her or do ecchi [erotic] stuff), and so on.
It's impressive who her voice changes in real time when he's poking her nose or cheek, and how she reacts when he touches her ear, saying something like 'Are you paying attention?'
There are some graphical problems still to fix, like hair going through her neck or exaggerated breast movement (I think is a glitch, right?) but looks pretty impressive.
FHTFansubber 2 years ago
you can do taht to :D but not on youtube :(
CubeMS 2 years ago
:_D win
fubukimaru 2 years ago
Error en el pelo 1:22
quirkosan 2 years ago
It will be released in february.
ZakBlayde 2 years ago
where to download?
MARRYm3 2 years ago
GO FOR THE EYES
DeTaiL 2 years ago 70
@DeTaiL *channeling Bison* YES! .... YES!
xxinfinity00 1 year ago
1:35
IShotWebTV 2 years ago
what is this i dont even
Mewizkuit 2 years ago 2
Ohboy
SnapSaviorEtc 2 years ago
5 stars
ThupinTheLird 2 years ago
game of the year
reaven666 2 years ago 7