Zero Punctuation - [00a] - Fable (The Lost Chapters) [Fullyramblomatic review]

[PsTwoKnight]

The development of Fable part always cracks me up.

[jmar4life]

Never had an xbox, so could never play fable. Oh well

[SciassMort]

@jmar4life Fable 1 and 3 are available on PC. Check Steam.

[ShirosakiX]

@AcesGolry description?

[AcesGlory]

You upload his video and give him no credit...

[mesafalcon881]

Fable is absolutely a good game... It's just, not an RPG. Just a hack and slash to beat over the weekend. Not much choice. No.

[TheK12314]

I liked Fable, but only for the fact that after I got the evil pentagram whateverthefuckyoucallit spell, I basically banished EVERYTHING THAT MOVES into the deepest bowels of hell. And then got my wife knocked up, and killed her before she had the kids, and beat the game. YAY I'M A BAD PERSON.

[jackdeath]

Three cheers for free blowjobs and pudding!

Hip, hip… Hooray!

Hip, hip… Hooray!

Hip, hip… Hooray!

[sweshleir]

@wwekid13 said the kid that likes gay men tuning around in tights or underwear fake fight ....... ...wow I take you seriously

[Gnodabisme]

Love it man :D

[JoniZ3000]

"silent hill 2 is the best game EVAR" 3:19 lol

[IWannaBeThePie]

I dunno, this guy hasn't got much on AVGN...

[badboy9794]

@geeki101 hes a CRITIc reviewing a game. As i would hope you know, critics offer CRITIcism. He CRITIques the bad points yet he still says its a decent action rpg.

[Arkanix]

Hes funny. He makes me giggle

[badboy9794]

@wwekid13 it is an actual review -_-

[geeki101]

@badboy9794 yes if u like inbalenced reviews that only go on about the bad points u all need to watch a real revewer like classic game room

[xlDeMoNiClx]

@geeki101 Yahtzee is a critic, critics pick the shit out of the bad things about games. you wanna go suck up to classic game room or whatever you go do that and we'll watch someone with actual talent and skill.

[JossJossJoss1]

@geeki101 most games are overwhelmingly bad. even the ones you really really like end up glitching you outside the scenery, attacking you with idiotic AI and then plain cheating if you make it through that. you end up liking the game DESPITE the setbacks caused by It Being A Game (a shallow, unoriginal medium prone to oversight by even skilled developers and more recently being utterly dominated by publisher intrusion and pandering to new, dumb, consumers) in the first place.

[M3M0RY3X]

THis guy seems awefully happy snd enthusiasic about plsying  games :L

[davidomegaspear]

Hes funny and a great critic! All of u that disagree dont understand wat hes doing hes tellin us the flawes of the game bcuz every other godamn critic only tells us the good and not the bad. Hes doing this to find the rly good games he cant find anything to critque thats the whole point of being jaded as a critic! And jus bcuz he says the bad things doesnt mean its not fun or even that he didnt enjoy it and he does say he enjoyed this game so jus fuck off and watch if u like or dont watch if u

[KrimzunWulf]

mmm, pudding

[wwekid13]

YOU SUCK!!! you cant review a game mate, if this is funny stuff i can take it BUT if this is supposed to be a actual review then FUCK YOU!

[geeki101]

@wwekid13 i agree whith u finaly a guy whith a fucking brain

[geeki101]

u r a dick u hav shit tast in games zero and half of that review was bull shit

[realkagome1]

@geeki101 Get over it he reviews the flaws in the game as opposed to throw all the bullshit at you saying its so good so many people waste their money on it. It's a review if you don't like it then don't watch it.

[Wucas666]

Funny stuff

[coporalkid13]

free blowjobs and pudding

[HelenKellersArmy]

He's funny but his critiques are so against how well Fable I and II were received that I can only see this guy as over-demanding.

He's got good points but game critics have already disagreed with him.

[Morkat1991]

@HelenKellersArmy That's because in the end of the day it's all based on personal opinion and you just nod at the one that has most similarities with your own. He isn't right nor wrong.

[comediac92]

12 people didnt get their blowjobs and pudding

[thefaulkness]

Fable: gives you free blowjobs and pudding

[MegaMrDarkside]

haha jewish pudddddddin



[nigeyaloo]

industrial health potion.. made me laugh

[EpicHeros]

Mmmmm free blow jobs and pudding...

[Terza94]

i like fable and the reason for that is not the choices, i like to collect those hidden keys unlock stuff and open those demon doors, and all kinds of riddlesand minigames, and combat isnt that bad, arena is awesome

[crotchcruncha]

Fable is shit. Play either Oblivion or lose your life (and your money, and your weight, and your spouse) to World of Warcraft.

[vc180191]

@crotchcruncha WAAAAAIIIIIITTTT You lose weight from playing World of Warcraft, you serious?!? Almost tempts me to try playing it had you not said about losing your life (as a student I am fcking poor anyway, and I sure as hell don't have a spouse at 18, so I can't lose either of them)

[Shiek200]

Evil Pentagram Soul Suck Horror!

[Jdrcsc2]

How can ONE man be so goddamn funny...

[isplint]

hogwarts

[955Austin]

zero punctuation, you are my god.

[AppleLPfreak1313]

wow



[speedevil731]

free blow jobs and pudding? good thing i just bought this game huh? jk lol i hate fable

[thepaesesai]

lol "well okay then."

[StuzaTazer]

A critic points out the bad bits and reviewers do both good and bad ... so a critcs is a lazy pesimist that at the though of a compliment pukes ans swallows it only to puke again. Though yahtzee pulls it off. Very well

[MuikuliWander]

And the cool thing about ZP reviews is that even tho he insults pretty much every game he reviews you can still spot the good and the bad one's there. For example, Fable is a pretty good game. Only inbalanced. The good thing is that you can fix that by, for example, playing an archer and trying to beat the game without engaging into any close combat.

[SpaghettiDinosaur]

Is it too much to ask for a game to give us blowjobs and pudding?

[einjel315]

mmnnn pudding

[SpikeL4]

can sum1 tell me whereb i can find yahtzees vids only found about 3 of them and i looked on the escapist channel and cudnt find anymore

[jamaneee]

yeah on the escapist magazine website

[therealenkc]

@SpikeL4 It's not hard to type Zero Punctuation into google.

[10yes01]

lol, spellwarrior = indisisive prick,

[QuentinBoughner]

I've nearly died twice from watching this guys videos :P

oh god this shit is hilarious.

[oldfokk]

the guy is simply George Carlin of video games world =)

[DarkWizardMonkey]

The Heroes Guild is pretty much like Hogwarts. Young kids with heroic bloodlines being taught how to become wizards, fighters and rogues. But still, its a cool thought.

[preowned2]

just stumbled one of your vids had to come and check you out on youtube fucking great!

[mavrick2210]

If you like these check out his vids on the escapist website

[kingofepic]

when it is up and running that is.

[lioky1]

this is the best, its funny and true as all hell

[TheEbrax]

this gyes pretty funny..........but yer i recon he loved the game. He probably needs a game with lots of stuff in it so he has enough information to bag it. Its a great game and i love it but he thinks he's awesome cause he disagrees with the fans and try's to pick out the ish parts and make them sound worsed

[Aegoram]

@TheEbrax ummmm... no, he will tell you when he likes a game, he's just only done it like twice, and in another episode (Borderands) he actually mentions fanboys who tell him he must have "misinterpreted his own opinion"

[StickyShrooms]

People actually take this guys reviews seriously? like its his honest opinion? LMAO! I bet he fuckin loved this game really! like we all did! i spent days on Fable!

[Aegoram]

@StickyShrooms Heres a thought, was anything in this review wrong? for the rest, see my other comment.

[StickyShrooms]

not that anything was wrong.. it was all just plain abuse, lol.

an honest, true review would show the good and bad points to a game.. not this bullshit. This guy is just trying to be funny by pointing out some bad points to a great game and making bad jokes about them.

Every game has bad points.. you could pull off this type of bullshit review with any game.

[Aegoram]

Idk, i go to yahtzees reveiws when i WANT to see whats bad about a game, ussually when everyone else is so star struck by it that they tell me its a golden encased diamond encrusted thousand dollar bill.

[StickyShrooms]

LMAO!

[hihiwinder]

He's a game critic not a reviewer =.=

[retrogamer2007452]

@hihiwinder whats the difference between a critic and a reviewer? Doesn't a critic review the game?

[xRocketzFighterx]

@StickyShrooms

Most reviews are pointless the score system is always pointless it causes to many arguements even unemployed 30 year olds whineing, but critics and reviewers do tell us of what we are to expect in a game.

ZP is a funny show, I just like to see what he has to say to each new game that comes out even though most of todays games are shit.

[DemonFoxKing]

Hey you should do a rant on those KingdomHearts games. I want to see what you say about them.

[bradleyleek]

yay albion is wales

[DarkWizardMonkey]

Long live Wales!! :D

[nobodypersonsomeone]

lol but youre american?

[DarkWizardMonkey]

Yep

[xRocketzFighterx]

I can't wait for him to review sillent hill shatered memories on wii

[sabresister]

Motherfucking CHOICES!!!

[T2DMrBungle]

mmm, pudding

[MrGoboka]

"Like saying it gives you free blow jobs and pudding." Oh Really? Count me In!

[Jostipi]

yeah man its all true. And if you look at Fable 2 true its the same story all over again. I was really disappointed that you only buy 1 quarter of the game and have to dowload the rest for a lot of money.

[Misavampire]

SILENT HILL 2 IS THE BEST GAME EVAR

[255bumble]

...

Free blowjobs and pudding...

[nooneyoukno5]

i LOVE blowjobs and pudding!!!

[cheesealtar]

mix em together one day you will be in for a treat

[nooneyoukno5]

i LOVE blowding..? puddjobs!  .. ?

[ninjawraith17]

in that particular order or together? I mean to each his own.

[CharlieLovesAbbie]

@nooneyoukno5 Me too :D

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Fair review, love this game

[Rakning]

I enjoy zero very much since all other reviewers like gamespot will VERY often say that a game is good, or great and give it something like an 8.5, then ofc I buy it and when I've played it for 2 hours I can't stop fooling myself and I admit that the game is shit. This is something that IGN and Gamespot reallyyyy likes to do......in my opinion :3

[gigsworld101]

HAHAHA " Silent Hill 2 is the best game EVAR" I loled at that bit. Even though I almost always disagree with Yahtzee he's still one funny fucker.

[bojo0noja]

Benjamin Yatzhee is the best game review-er in the world

also the best critic

if somebody can actually tell me how to get in touch with him so I can give him a peace price...for cooollllnesss

[BboySpeedBall]

I think he shops at "GAME TRADERS ROBINA" and if you don't find him there just find his "FRIEND GUY'S HOUSE"

[BeNzMoVeMeNt]

Sir, i do believe he deserves a cookie :)

[WorldofWarcraftfan02]

i Thought Black and White was a good game

[phishwithextracheese]

me too, but it had it's problems just like Fable.

[MRSketch09]

@Video

Free blow jobs and pudding!? That actually sounds like a good deal.

Anyways, I have to say like 95% of the time I agree, with the host. Fable, and even Fable2 promised the world... and did not get much further than its own backyard.

Great concept, just poorly accomplished.

[3dd656]

Free Blow Jobs and pudding?! At the same time?! I want some!!

[djermaine17]

mmmm pudding :3

[AmeliaD91]

YAY PUDDING!!!!!

[djermaine17]

PUDDING PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!! X3

[olejniczak12]

fable 2 to me was moderately good but definately not my first through 100th choice to play. id rather play the original.

[SevenSons7]

yo can someone tell what the difference is between Fable for the original xbox and Fable (The Lost Chapters) for the pc?

[AquaNeo3]

hahaha Fable was like he said decent while fable 2 is possibly the worst thing of all time besides super man 64

[invitationofchaos]

sir, you forget aquaman, ET, and drake and the 99 dragons

[sean9113]

Are you yahtzee?

[darkchaosruler]

@invitationofchaos and also big rigs :) cuz that games sucks harder then your mom on steroids

[Aroupaaa]

@invitationofchaos And EVERY 2K game.

[XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX]

@AquaNeo3 whats wrong with fable 2?

[atomicbreaker]

@XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX

It sucked

[XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX]

@atomicbreaker Sure it didn't live up to the expectations, but it was still a decent game.

[MegaMrDarkside]

@XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX its shira

[nucleardeath07]

@XxDirtyxXxShiznoxX The story really sucked and I didn't find the game play challenging at all. There was absolutely no penalty for dieing and I was really pissed at the ending. I thought there was going to be some kind of epic battle in that tower but all that happened was I played a music box. I was so dismayed I let the guy continue talking thinking something else was going to happen and then the fucking asshole with the guns killed him. I haven't bothered to even look at the game since.

[JixxBlixxGaming]

@AquaNeo3 Dude I know, I went to my friend's house and tried Fable 2 and I just wanted to throw it in the pit of ripoff bullshit game series ever. Personally, I LOVED Fable: The Lost Chapters and have generally no problem with it at all but Fable 2 is just.. terrible. its not even Fable its a totally different game and I cant stand the camera view in fable 2 compared to fable 1

[Axel88Flak]

YOU INDICISIVE PRICK!

[Quionic7]

Love Fable 2, but this was hilarious, just like all Yahtzee's others vids

[henritje19]

mmmmmm.. puding!

[death2thebaxters]

Spot on in a lot of ways, but Fable was still a damn fun game

[LitaniTilSatan666]

Yahtzee is right, but every for is own and I love it :3

[Shack11]

BJs and pudding.

Okay, that was good. xD

[soadnairsoft]

what was the black flag with the white cross in the brittish isles albion comparison?

[ajdo1991]

It's the Kernow flag, which is some ancient language for Cornwall and is a county in the south-west of England :)

[Umimugo]

exactly!

[sonikage]

bjs and pudding..... in that order.

[TheOneAndOnlyMoonCat]

Pudding? I'm there.

[TheAtheistKnight]

That was pretty much the most accurate way of describing Fable.