2012: A Video Response Odyssey

[andymooseman]

Thanks for reminding me how good this video is.

Remind me not to move to Alaska ;)

[ChristopherMast]

35% commission?  NICE!

[robertzachow]

pretty funny i enjoyed that and at least now you dont have to look back and say hindsight is 20/20....lol

[SydTheSkeptic]

This is FutureSydTheSkeptic

It sucked what you did to Kenrg.

I don't hate you yet, but I will dammit.

[OhCurt]

I am replying to you from the future after traveling ahead 5 years from 2 years in the past.

If you can figure that one out, then either I've admitting nothing or will admit nothing.

[21stCenturyCat]

well if you are lucky it might just come true... poor old Kenrg though....

[colormemonkey]

Hahahah! Imaginative! I like it, I could use you in the 'ThanxGiving for Nothing' episode I'm working on.

[NiteBlogger]

SEVENTEEN CATS - OMG!!!

[battim]

kenrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg­

[OhCurt]

Future me sounds like he can afford to be.

[audionautix]

I liked this a lot. A departure from what you normally do. (Not that you do normal videos)

Very entertaining.

[OhCurt]

Normal videos? What be those?

8-)

[NLPNVC]

The brightest spot in the future can be found in alaska. I wonder if we still be able to see Russia from there in 2012. Elvis LoL

[OhCurt]

Good question. Something tells me that either way, Russia will be keeping its windows open more often just to catch a whiff of what's cooking for dinner.

[Staydol]

Wow, this is fantastic! The: "what did we do to kenrg???!!!!" gets me every time. Very, very funny and well done. Encore!

[OhCurt]

Thanks!

:-)

[TheRonGordyShow]

Damn!! Who is Americas Top Model this year?? I need winning Lotto numbers!!

[OhCurt]

Future me is incredibly UNhelpful in these areas, I'm sad to say.

[pneumaticproceder]

See You in Vegas!!

[OhCurt]

Sure thing!

I'll be the one dressed like Elvis.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[OhCurt]

[hides grape juice]

;-)

[thebigfatlamp]

LOL. yer future-self rawks. i wonder wut my future-self would be like. hmm hmm hmm.

[OhCurt]

I hope your future self still has that cool hat from your last video.

:-D

[kenrg]

Well, by 2012, Vegas will be beach front property. And it's "Vegas, Baby" not just "Vegas."

And I knew Mast was behind that scheme, but you!? Nooo!

Oh, and congrats to Governor Diana!

[OhCurt]

It will? Well then I guess I won't have to give up the beach vlogging then. YAY!

As for Mast's scheme... my attorney has advised me to have you leave your questions in a box, which I shall place on my front door step.

[kokohawk]

Your video just made my mind overload and start to implode... or explode. I really don't know anymore. I'm tripping out dude. Five stars for your video messing with my mind with your time travel or whatever you might call it. Whoa!

[OhCurt]

Thanks! And sorry to hear about the explosion/implosion. Hopefully someone besides you or me will have to clean up the mess.

[fehquig]

Cool answers! I'd like to see you come back to this project in 2012 and answer the questions again :)

[OhCurt]

Maybe I'll return from 2015 to answer again in 2012.

[nbwulf]

Too damn awesome... laughed my ass off.

Cheers... J.

[OhCurt]

YIKES!

Well the upside is that your ass won't get sore while you're sitting in traffic.

[deantown]

hahaha! Brilliant Curt!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Dean

:-)

[talk74]

Nicely done...although I was a little disappointed the future you didn't burst into song!

[OhCurt]

The future me probably can't carry a tune any better... which I'm sure will make for some less-than-stellar performance reviews.

[vmanvand]

There you go see what waiting til your ship comes in get ya.....

Thats okay with the same technology I found out I'm working as low level tech for a website that renetto finaly got to be a big thing.

[OhCurt]

Viva la Sorf! lol

[mymoosejaw]

Oh my comment... So I am watching them twice...

[OhCurt]

Quite possibly.

...??...

[mymoosejaw]

I see the future all the time - unfortunately I only seem to have visions of YouTube videos - No lotto numbers or stock tips. Or I am watching all these videos twice...

[OhCurt]

Quite possibly.

[OneAwesomeManniac]

Elvis? Could be worse. You know, some people say Michael Jackson's not really dead..

Not giving you any ideas though!! :D

[OhCurt]

I've heard that about MJ.  I wonder if he can be reached for comment on that rumor.

[JimmerSD]

This is a wonderful concept! But wait! What about the 17 cats? Are you...sorry future you just gonna walk off and leave them? Whoo you do changed!

[OhCurt]

Rumor has it they went ahead without me.

So rude, right?!

[LovelyLady009]

Funny video  !7 cats lol :)

[OhCurt]

It's only funny if you plug your nose after entering through the front door. Yikes!

[MicheleMidnight]

ha ha ha funny....17 cats...ha ha ha!

[OhCurt]

With that many cats, it's time to start delegating household chores, yo.

[MicheleMidnight]

true dat...but will you contact future Curt again and find out why you had to rush off so fast at the end...?

:)

[LovelyLady009]

LoL yeah alot of litter boxes :)

[MicheleMidnight]

so true! time to buy stock now...lol

[PrincessDiana161]

So you're an Elvis impersonating whore with 17 cats working for Mast and I'm the governor of Alaska.... sounds possible :)

[OhCurt]

You may need to distance yourself from us during the election, but I'll forgive you for that so long as you hook me up with free grilled cheese sammiches.

[djben1977]

I agree that this vid should be featured. Great piece of work and editing. Wonderful!!!!!!!!! And, very, very funny. Great work!

[OhCurt]

I giggled while editing, so even if this had been a huge bust it was worth it for that fun alone.

Thanks, I'm glad you liked!

[proffmongo]

This was too frikkin funny!!!

I wish Youtube would feature vids like this one.

5 big big stars!!!!

[OhCurt]

I know they never would, but I really like the compliment. Thanks!

:-D

[MattHawes]

In grade school, I had a teacher who had me and my fellow classmates write down some things about ourselves and then sealed the papers in an envelope. When we graduated, we were given the papers. It was funny to read the responses a few years later.

Fun vlog! Yayy!!!

-- Matt

[OhCurt]

Hopefully none of the kids in your class had to worry about careers as Elvis impersonators, Matt.

:-)

[petuniabelle650]

This needed WAY more stars than 5. :)

[OhCurt]

Thanks, PB

:-)

[petuniabelle650]

I loved that! It was most excellent.

[grumpychuck]

That was GREAT!!!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Chuck!

[Fringe111]

You still have that weirdo touch. One of your best my friend. Tell your future self hello

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Joy. I'm sure he'll say howdy back.

:-)

[AngryAussie]

You're still an internet weirdo ;)

[OhCurt]

I'm all about consistency.

[PappyStu]

If you want to trip him up catch a ride on my "2010 Destination Europa".... he he he

[OhCurt]

He's so cheap, he wants me to ask you what the admission price is.

[Dozzer]

ROFL i was picturing that exact idea of you in 2012, cept with grey hair o.o

[OhCurt]

Rumor has it he'll be using Clairol by then.

[Dozzer]

Lol maybe by then they've developed "lasers" to color hair. Or maybe its reflections with special tiny mirrors. The future is crazy man =p

[kiwi]

oh wow that was amazing! definitely unexpected video. very thoughtful and funny at the same time :)

[OhCurt]

Thanks - I'm glad I went with this version instead of the 10 minutes of footage where I just sat and answered each question (or answered that I didn't have an answer - to more than half of the questions... oy!)

[3CoolKats]

Wow, so Alaska goes from a governor who's a half baked Alaskan to a governor who knows how to make baked Alaska. I'd say that while 2012 might not seem like the best year for OhCurt, I'd say the state of Alaska should be feeling pretty cheery about this news!!!

And oh yea, GREAT VIDEO!!! 5 stars/fav

[OhCurt]

LOL! I wanna frame this comment and give it to Diana for her next birthday. Sure, she'll call me a cheap bastid, but it would still be worth it.

:-D

[cooksterz]

"trust me youll adapt"! lol - those were hilarious, yet so telling. Maybe you should do something drastic to alter the future!

[OhCurt]

I wish I knew how. Oddly enough, I woke up this morning humming "Hound Dog" ... my fate may be sealed.

8-|

[ralfonzo83]

This is truly one of your best videos! :)

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Ralf

:-)

And, yes, funky shades become an international requirement after Obama is elected Earth King.

[ralfonzo83]

do we all wear funky shades in the future?

[MrRandomWritings]

Very well done and cool that they still remember Elvis but they haven't found proof that he faked his death yet then?

[OhCurt]

Good question. For all I know, I may have gone to Vegas in search of that proof.

Do we even know who those glasses really belong to, I wonder...

[MrRandomWritings]

My money is on Perroquet but you'll just have to wait and see!

[RobNorthampton]

A great conceptual idea, and well executed too, Curt! I think it's just as well we can't see into the future! I've already borrowed money from future me, and I don't think he'll be too happy about it!

[OhCurt]

I can relate. You might wanna avoid letting future you find out for as long as you possibly can. Future versions of ourselves tend to go off a little when they first hear the news.

[scutter4christ]

OhElvis

[OhCurt]

LMAO!!

[CountryComesToTown]

Cool. I love that you answered from the year 2012. Very creative and fun! -Jim

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Jim.

Just providing a "book end" over here while you give us a fun glimpse into the past.

:-)

[mickmusing]

All I can feel is RELIEF: knowing that Valerie Harper has survived.

I'll be heading to Alaska, for sure. I wonder if Diana knows Levi Johnson....

[OhCurt]

If she does, I'm guessing she's made sure she'll be onhand to grab video of the Playgirl photo shoot.

[point5past]

great concept! entertaining as usual :)

oh, and am i really only supposed to talk with  younger people on the internet if they're children of my friends? oops. future me is going to be in trouble. :/

[OhCurt]

Heh, yeah it's a hyper sensitive world we sometimes live in. So inconsistent, really.

[Skaramine]

So my Curt mask WAS successful!

WOOHOO! Valerie Harper's yard, here I come!

[OhCurt]

HA! Hey, be sure to tell her I enjoyed her performance as Tallulah Bankhead.

[TamHickey67]

This was great Curt! Great editing too.

[OhCurt]

Thanks. Still enjoying my copy of Sony Vegas and trying my best to wear it out.

:-)

[GreatGig1]

ahahahaha! In Vegas with 17 cats...AND Elvis Impersonations??...LOL Doesn't sound like 2012 is going to be so good for you! Let's hope you channelled the wrong dimension for 2012 and that future guy was just a dream! Well, come to think of it, it sounds like it's going to be one hell of an experience for you to get to 2012! ha!

[OhCurt]

I might need some legal assistance along the way if this is indeed where and how I land.

EEK!

[Brianswers]

haha, that was hilarious :)

[OhCurt]

Glad ya liked

:-)

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Bloging bot from the future.

[OhCurt]

I was hoping I'd run into him, actually. LOL

[bearchay889]

Great idea might do my own response when i sober up as i can't find my camera right at the moment.

As for 2012 i think alien calendar salesmen sold the myans that calendar that ends in 2012 so's about 2011 they are going to come by and see if anybody wants a new 5k year calendar.

[OhCurt]

Those Myans were shrewd business people!!

[bearchay889]

You know it had to be a hard sell that the myan city council.Ok ppl we are going to buy 5k calendars for all city offices so you will have to give us all your virgins for the next 5 years.

[OhCurt]

And virgins aren't nearly as easy to come by these days.

Risky move...

[bearchay889]

yeah i really feel sorry for the likes of bangcok they might as well give up now.

[qiranger]

I love your new job... ;-)

[OhCurt]

Apparently it comes with a 401k, so I should quit my bitchin'!

[anakin1814]

A) Um...we have to go back?

B) You still wear that Hawaiian shirt 3 years from now?

C) Exactly when do you move to Vegas? I'm going to need a place to stay.

[OhCurt]

A) The numbers are maps!

B) Don't Be Cruel to my Blue Hawaiian shirt, yo.

C) I'll be living there in time for you to come help me scoop litter.

[anakin1814]

B) I'd say that Hawaiian shirt is being cruel all by itself, "yo."

LOL

[OhCurt]

Hey, you can do anything but don't step on my cruel Hawaiian shirt.

[anakin1814]

At least we know it didn't get blown up in the hatch!

[OhCurt]

True, but apparetnly it did shoot a television set.

[anakin1814]

Do you blame it? I guess it was watching Balloon Boy footage all day!!!

FREE FALCON CREST!

[OhCurt]

Jane Wyman told me to give your comment a thumbs up.

[anakin1814]

Wasn't she married to Ronalds Reagan? Did the future gov. of Alaska tell you to say that? #Republicans!

[OhCurt]

She used to be but got tired of competing for bedtime with Bonzo.

#monkeylove

[RiddleSpider]

have your future self move to Iowa, we will keep you safe from Mast and help you make an honest living, besides no one will even bother bombing Iowa.

[boobtubious]

I know a few people that wouldn't mind wiping Des Moines off the map :)

[RiddleSpider]

pfffft, who cares?! Des Moines is just the capital and mostly full of DesMoinettes. My tiny town is tucked safely away. I could live for years off the cats in my house.

[OhCurt]

Are they really called DesMoinettes?

I thought that was the name of a singing group from the 60s.

And by "live for years off the cats" I hope that means you would just put them to work for you.

8-|

[RiddleSpider]

They are DesMoinettes and they all do the cancan every weekend. As for cats, they are high in protein and if you eat enough of them you can make their skins into a warm winter coat, perfect for Iowa winters.

[bohogirl1]

and that's only 3 years!

[OhCurt]

Just enough time to work on my pelvis thrusting.

[brojoghost]

Oooo, Ireland? :)

haha you're destined to be a cat-man!

[OhCurt]

Yep, and I hear it's very cold and damp there most of the time.

Regarding the cats... this is true.

I may have to invest in a second scooper.

[monicavm]

That was fun!

[OhCurt]

Ah cool.

Fun is essential around here.

[thizizliz]

Cheese it may or may not be, but a thing of beauty and joy regardless!!!

[OhCurt]

HA! You have a way with words, Liz. Thank you.

[tommy30507]

Okay, Curt.....A MASTERPIECE....again.......:-)

[OhCurt]

Ronnie, I've decided you deserve a raise.

8-D

[VenDexter]

I have images of you in a sequined Elvis costume now. Sexy or sadistic?

[OhCurt]

LOL, I say a little of both.

[Sugartalker]

LOL! Awesome, my friend!!

[OhCurt]

Thanks!

Hey, shouldn't you be moving? Get ta steppin'!

;-)

[IXGertXI]

Very clever. you are my hero. Though... I've never really been fond of Elvis. ;)

xx

[OhCurt]

Either I'm clever or I suffer from a severe case of random brain farting.

No matter how ya slice it, this is pure cheese.

[IXGertXI]

Mmmm.....cheese.

[Zublime75]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the best video response from the future EVER!!!!!

[OhCurt]

It might also be the only one - so far.

;-P

[Chivalryaintdead]

In the year 3000...

[OhCurt]

I'm afraid to think what the price of gas will be by then.

[hallbe]

Wow...you have really strange fantasies!

[OhCurt]

That's what he said.

[dl737]

Well done!! Had some shades of a Christmas Carol, tinged with Star Trek - lol AT least that's what came to mind - but I'm weird that way.

[OhCurt]

HA! Nah, that all makes sense.

*beams up*

[moviegasm]

Hahaha! I love the Valerie Harper reference that plays into your last video. I'm guessing you've let go of the displeasing fact that her name is displayed on your season 5 DVD? That Rhoda bitch, huh!? ;)

[OhCurt]

I know she was behind that. I just know it!

*foaming at the mouth*

[PockhuhnFilm]

2012, the world is going down! :)

[OhCurt]

And videos like this won't help save it either. Yikes!

[LuckyStrike502]

LOL - 17 cats? Scooping litter boxes would be a full-time job!

[OhCurt]

True - I'll probably have to hire an assistant, which would explain the need for the extra job.

8-|

[Pippilly]

Clever Title! I see you have developed a bit of an attitude in a few years lol You must be desperate to be an Elvis impersonator for CM! hahaa Times must be tough eh? Hope there is a part two =D

[OhCurt]

A part two? YIKES!

I'm already frightened enough by THIS much information.

[cups hands over ears while shutting eyes tightly and screaming "noooo!"]

[jrsnyderjr]

Elvis lives...

someone's warned ken right?

[OhCurt]

I don't think so, but then again that man lives in a constant cat-like state of hyper awareness so I'm sure he'll be okay.

[GuruMN]

Your future seems quite scary, too bad that 2012 is only starting a little more than 2 years from now. :O

[OhCurt]

There's not enough time.

I still have to grow fake side burns!

8-|

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

LMFAO, you are so fricking crazy !!!!!

I can't believe it 17 cats !!

elvis..lol

I wonder what I would look like in 2012 ?

hahahahaha

WTF !! Princessdiana161 - politics ??

now that's frickin scary..lol

**Kisses**

[OhCurt]

Apparently you will be her campaign manager.

8-)

[meqqixm0rbid]

ya!! thank you curtie-poo XD

love from ireland

xox

[OhCurt]

I'm glad you liked it.

Thanks for helping to give my creative juices an extra push.

:-)

[longhairred]

Princess Diana for President in 2012? You becha! Being Canadian I won't be able to vote, but I will see it all from my house.*wink*

[OhCurt]

If you don't vote for her, she'll spike your baked ziti with Ex-Lax.

[thenudo]

Your not supposed to know what happens in the future..have we not learned anything from Marty McFly, or Doc Brown's teachings?? O - sounds like you got your hands full with the future. Diana as queen of Alaska!! Now THATS a Presidential candidate everyone can believe in ;)

[OhCurt]

Alaska will have never tasted so good, right?

Wait, that sounds kinda dirty.

D'OH!!!

[P00P0STER0US]

The Russians would have a reason to be fearful. And someone would make a "Doin' Diana" porn video but I wouldn't watch it...very often.

[AndyPliskin]

This was really clever Curt. Well done! I kind of want to do a response with my own version, but I fear it will fail in comparison.

Great job!

[OhCurt]

Thanks, Andy - but I know for a fact you're not giving yourself enough credit.

BTW, I trust that both the wedding and honeymoon were successes.

[bugsinrug]

bwhahahahaaa!

17 cats no less ?!

Oh no...I hope you haven't become a hoarder as well. hugs, Chris

[OhCurt]

So long as nobody looks at my wall of DVDs, I think I might be able to pass for a non-hoarder.

*cough*

Ps. I think I'll be looking around for deals on kitty litter.

[TravMcTavish]

Nice way to put a spin on the tag/question videos. .....

Something tells me we may have found some of the reasons for the predicted end of the world prophecy in 2012.

Save Curt save the world!

[OhCurt]

Who knew the answer to how I should respond would be in a movie trailer that made me giggle.

:-D

[P00P0STER0US]

Let's imagine a post Dec 23 2012 video in which you're huddled in a darkened room surrounded by packages of toilet paper, pop tarts and bottles of water. You're sitting beside a life-sized cardboard cutout of Rhoda (because you were preparing to be hiding alone for a long time and would need company). You realize that nothing has gone wrong with the earth. You regret boarding up the windows and buying so much toilet paper. In hindsight though, the hunting knife still seems like a good idea.

[OhCurt]

LOL!!!!

[HaleyMary]

Answering questions from 2012, that's a pretty creative idea. Cool video! :)

[OhCurt]

My first record session was almost 10 minutes long of just me answering all the questions and I wanted to shoot myself half-way thru viewing that footage.

:-)