Gazza Brings Chicken and Booze for Roaul Moat

[MrDts1988]

Gazza: I broot you soom cans and a KFC foo ya Mooty

Roaul Moat: Put them down and fuck off

[muslimkiller12]

what a legend haha

[mufcrulesable]

gazza always fnds a new low to sink to gazza grow the fuck up

[livingintsuchiura]

WHY DID MY WORDS MAKE YOU SICK? I'VE PASTED THEM AGAIN, JUST TO MAKE YOU SICK AGAIN.... I JUST WANT to say, that it's wrong to mock Paul for this. Clearly he's not in his right mind. I know nothing about football or footballers, and I know little about Paul, but I do Know this....he's a human being, and we should respect that. This could be one of our family members one day acting out of character. Would you mock your own mum/brother etc? NO YOU WOULD NOT. Grow up jimbobson888

[WankInAHijab]

fishin rod

[WankInAHijab]

Nowt wrong with a bit of crack pet

[dontlookbakin2thesun]

Gazza. you beauty, god loves you mate

[jimboson888]

@dontlookbakin2thesun everyone else thinks he a twat though

[hearditman]

Ee wis nevva the sharpast tool in the box tho pet.

[MrPeteofile]

to think, gazza actually wanted to be a neurosurgeon.

[BabyGurl00818]

So remember kids, if you spot a suicidal person, bring them chicken. It may just.........work :/

[BabyGurl00818]

Chicken and Booze. As if Moat was just gonna crack open a beer just like that and have a laugh. Wouldn't bringing him a suicide helpline number have been more helpful? Don't know which is more fatal these days, eating chicken or shooting one's self.

[asswnk]

hahahaha fishing rod wtf? get off the crack gazza!

[t0mme1981]

I hope 'Viz' comic starts a strip on Gazza turning up at various World trouble spots with an armful of fuckin' useless articles.

[pw342]

@t0mme1981

funniest thing i've read on youtube in ages.

still chuckling now, even 30 seconds later lol

[shabazzzzzzz]

@t0mme1981 hahahaha

[heatflash888]

Maybe gazza thought he could be a nosey parker problem solver like jermey kyle. Now moaty, ya said ya was beaten ya wife like, but thats only part of an ideal marriage. Ya gotta take a more holistic view of being a good family man.

[muslimdestroyer1]

Gazza actually bought 36 cans of larger at the start of his taxi ride...!

[finchy38]

Gazza is thick scum like Moat!

[westwade]

Gazza is not right in the head,

tbh its a shame

[Mebatfink]

Is gazza drunk or just a numpty

[UnifiedPerfection]

I thought Moat was the crazy one.

[BulletCowboy]

Gazza, a true "genius" of football... He can't even tie his own fuckin' shoe laces ! Kicking a football doesn't make him a genius it is something u instinctly do when a toddler, trouble is he never grew up... A bit like Moat thought he was in some gangsta movie or something... Fucking murderer to the hell with him & his spack mates...

[n900able]

News today says that Moat heard that gazza was on his way so he blew his own head off! :)

[ddka96]

gazza, stop talking like a retard and sort yourself out you prick, i wish he had blown your head off ps drop dead arse hole, and stop embarising the north east.

[Kangokirk]

gazza what a lad lol moat done rite stiffing a cunt who shagged his wife, we had 3 cops shot over here last night 2 lol

[bskilla101]

@Kangokirk i shagged your old lady you gonna off me pussy

[stupidjunk978]

He's proper mad. Such a shame :(

[darkkid2110]

Leave gazza alone his heart is in the right place.

[fez41]

@darkkid2110 Not anymore it isn't. His expanded liver has displaced it to somewhere near his arse.

[crazybrows02]

is he fucking crazy?

[TheMassAnnoyance]

"MOATY, EET'S GAZZA, WHERE YE?"

[glennirish]

the police should have also shot spazza ,,kill two dick heads at once

[johnnyp2234]

@glennirish Would of been 1 dickhead, maybe if you look at the news you will see clearly it does say, ''he shot himself''

[glennirish]

gazz the spazz

[evade531]

he's pissed

[bobaldo7]

he sounds realy drunk haha

[OI3xclusiveOI]

hey gazza im near a river you bring 2 rods we can fish together

[TomBean21]

"i got him some ammo 

[bonzo]

@TomBean21 bahahaha!!

[bobodd5]

dont think cops could take it serious if he was serious or sober

[videos2love]

These videos aren't funny. It was a serious matter, where people died. Grow up losers.

[Naereal1]

Gazza, As much brains as the chicken

[TheBlackDelorian]

dressing gown lol wat the fuck

[DJDementEatsBabies]

MMM five days starving in the forest AND GAZZA TURNS UP WITH A FULLY LOADED MEAL but no serviette - RAOUL GOES CRAZY

[dufsta187]

scottish hip hop check my page cheers

[sadqwf]

@dufsta187 hip hop is shite.

[TuckerCommentates]

I'd rather kill myself than be Raoul Moat. Oh, wait..

[glennirish]

your typical english twat

[glennirish]

once a legend,now a prophetic joke,,the police should have shot him,,,

[rougexyz]

@glennirish prophetic lol..... not very smart are we?

[FoxOnTheRoxxx]

{radio presenter} 'so paul what ya gunna say to him ?' {gazza} i'd say 'Moaty its Gazza , n i guarantee h'ell shout his name out 'I'm Ere'

PMSL!!!

[throttleton]

best bit is the crak about the dressing gown!!! on the run, armed but need a dressing gown?? class!!!!!!

[louisehill85]

@throttleton PMSL

[AnnoyingTypoSyndrome]

I was gonna let him have half of my curry, bet when i saw how far Rotherby was, i though fck that, and ate it myself.

I think the cops should watch out fo rgazza thuogh - he sound sliek he might go and twat moaty's girlfriend to death, with that fishing rad, after shoving the kfc up her arse, and strangling her.

that's after shagging her, of course (like everyone else in the north, appears to have done.

[micallmighty]

He was pissed and confused "Moaty" for "Motty".

[livingintsuchiura]

I JUST WANT to say, that it's wrong to mock Paul for this. Clearly he's not in his right mind. I know nothing about football or footballers, and I know little about Paul, but I do Know this....he's a human being, and we should respect that. This could be one of our family members one day acting out of character. Would you mock your own mum/brother etc? NO YOU WOULD NOT.

[jimboson888]

@livingintsuchiura fuck off. about fuckin paul, you make me sick

[ZClipze]

'I think I can help the man through this' says the guy who can't help himself

[bm2g]

this is just ace!!

[adenewton]

After Maradona did so well for Argentina, I think it's obvious Gazza needs to be the next England boss. He certainly made more sense than Capello.

[arsenalmanic]

Gascoine need to clean himself up, he sounds like a tramp. he needs to get in touch with AA,and stay with them for 1 yrs atleast, until he gets clean for good, because this is not good image

[CelticReject]

@arsenalmanic AA. One day at a time for the rest of his life.

[v6cabby]

@bryanryanpilot fucking class mate fucking class

[mihytre]

If gazza showed up with a can of lager, kfc & a fishing rod think i'd shoot myself too.

[falski]

"I'm the only one that can help him". That's him fucked then, isn't it?

[kwelboss]

Can you imagine him holding a plastic bag with all that shit in it while he's on the phone? Even Moat would've cracked a smile if he saw Gazza coming over.

[84Few]

Luv it m8 lmfao

[jabutterfield]

you've knocked that up quick...quality...good effort....... only in the north east and only gazza.

[sebzola]

the blind leading the blind then