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  • We don't have a Schismit in Bulgaria. xD

    And ohh, he is talking very fast, I can understand only about half of the stuff he says. xD

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  • speed!

  • I really don't understand how people can't understand what he's saying. Just listen for longer than five seconds and think about it. It's not that difficult.

  • If Rob Pat has no blood flow, how does it get it hard?

  • Goodness, he frightens me sometimes.

    O_o...

  • Well it's completely true. If vampires went nuts when she got a paper cut, what the fuck happens when she has her period? XD I'm guessing what Russell brand said. That's what happens. That is, if the books were real. Or good. They're not.

  • @imyumi What are you trying to say? Ofcourse they're real. Haven't you met a vampire before?

  • @krAzy4pAtd I said if the books were real! Vampires on the other hand ^_^ that is, if the books were based on fact, I would have to jump out a window.

  • @imyumi But they are based on fact. Wow. Did you think Edward Cullen and Jacob are fictional characters or something?

  • @xxrubes12xx As a self-described word nerd, I greatly appreciate his vocabulary. :) As Irene Adler once said on an episode of Sherlock, "Brainy is the new sexy." Imho, Russell is too good for Katy Perry. :P

  • @BriannaBanana1 haha, you get points in my book for the Sherlock reference!! :D

  • ahhhhhhhhhh ahahahaha ewwwwww

  • @yodudewassp this is the most retarded comment in the history of comments. fuck off.

  • YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FROM LONDON!!

  • @2smoothbra and you're the person that thinks you can say "your stupid" when it's "you're stupid" "your" is used for things like "your stupidity." ;)

  • @xXSauvageXx sorry grammar police.. people like u are fuckin pathetic.. does it make u feel smart correctung spelling online?? go n read a book or sumfen u nerd

  • @2smoothbra And he still fails at his grammar arguing with the grammar police, that's like driking a bottle of vodka in front of the police when they stop you for driving while drinking... Hypocrite.

  • @2smoothbra It's you not u.

  • @krAzy4pAtd its crazy not krazy

  • @2smoothbra Pfshtt, no. Who told you that? You need to hit the dictionary bro. Next thing you know, you'll say its 'for' not '4'....

  • @xXSauvageXx That almost sounds like something Russell Brnd would say;)

  • @TheMrmi22 xD

  • Yeah, I'm from England and Robert Pattinson lives down the end of my street and Russell Brand lives next door and they're always nipping round each other's pads for a cuppa...

  • @SmartStr33t you must be a very poor person...

  • hahah I love this man. I understood all of what he said, gawd he's hysterical. xD High energy, definitely. I don't know why people are saying he's not intelligent, do you hear his vocabulary? Most words I highly doubt you even know, pretties, so don't whine. :p

  • Nicely done Russell Brand. TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!

  • @yodudewassp thats one fucking retarded comment..

  • Russell Brand might as well be in Twilight.

  • Not seen this before, very funny clip.... And I love the Dickensian language...

  • It's like he's trying to communicate with us.......

  • Is this in English?

  • @whatwouldtarado213 he is english? maybe thats why you dont understand his accent

  • 52 people are twilight fans

  • Omg russell Brand your amazing :D <3

  • ive seen only bit of russel brand and i swear he mentioned Noam Chomsky 7 times.. perhaps thats his go to word to sound intelligent. but then again its not fair for me to just assume he doesnt know

  • @razmataz13drums Noam Chomsky is someone considered to be intelligent and obscure but not too obscure to not make sense to the general audience; I doubt Russell doesn't know about Chomsky seeing as he is intelligent and a very linguistic individual but I think he uses it for comedic effect.

    :D

  • @DietDrMario yeah youre probably right :) he doesnt strike me as someone that uses references that he doesn't know :) yeah chomsky probably is one of the better known philosophers/linguisists(if thats the right word) :P

  • @razmataz13drums Read his book, he spent his childhood reading poetry and classic literature.

  • @nickmotture chomsky hasnt got much to do with either of those fields but I do know what you're saying thanks. I wasn't saying that Brand is an idiot just thinking outloud I guess

  • Let your worst period be his time of the month! (Y) love you russell you fucktarded english cunt

  • I'm asian and i understood every word to be honest i'm actually surprised with myself

  • the audio is really bad and you can't understand everything he's saying

  • This fucker is annoying

  • Nice junk

  • hahahaha

  • So if alot of you don't like Russell, why look up his comdy bits on youtube??? Just to put him down? GET A LIFE!

  • @laurynforreal

    I prefer men in tight jeans, so speak ONLY for yourself!!!

  • i cant understand him :(

  • @MsRubiRose9 Yes, you're right how rude of me to criticize a "celebrity" for critisizing something esle............Never question people you see on the telly box, Just nod your head and follow like a good little lemming.

  • Hate this cunt, Takes the piss out of twilight( a gay series) whilst wearing the gayest skinny jeans he could ever find from some shite thrift shop in Milan. Russell Brand=fashion victim hipster CUNT

  • @ashleyw731 actually i never said you were putting someone down for not liking twilight. In simpler terms so that you're able to understand, you judged someone based on the fact that your mind cant keep up with anything he's saying and you just got upset because someone called you on it and had no regards for your feelings. just like you had no regard with how you expressed your opinion. so yeah suck it up. You get back what you deal out.

  • @BreakThrough51 I judged him not because I didnt understand, but because it was stupid and not funny in any way. And thats how I feel. I realized someone who cares way too much about this was going to respond and be pissed because I said something about someone they like. If you went on some sort of twilight video and said something bad about it, don't you think you would get bombarded by people who take it wayyy to seriously when someone doesn't like what they like? Well you would.

  • @ashleyw731 Actually I don't. If you don't express your "opinions" in an ignorant way people tend to leave you alone or even agree with you. but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that. and yeah I'm sure when you wrote "wtf is this freak saying?", it meant that you completely understood what he was saying lol whatever.

  • i just... i just dont understand what he is actually saying. boodafadigathydrawebogundapfra­ken WOOOOO itask vtjagavagafadasakikreder then he pulls out some paper and says "introduced garfwer dfeajslufakaredensasdf got to squash the emeror who remembers his old life " "PATIENCE" "pwssssshhheeeesssssssfs" and it just goes on and on

  • i couldn't understand half of the words that came out of his mouth but somehow I'm laughing anyway

  • @thevaudevilles ha! yeah. I hear every other word, and I'm like, "...what was that? oh well. HAHAHAHA!"

  • This is like someone doing a Dane Cook impersonation, except they're not even being ironic. Brand fucking sucks. Culturally and intellectually, he's doing as much damage as Twilight.

  • @Mateo11 Whatever you think about his comedy style, to say that he is somehow doing damage "culturally and intellectually" is a bit much. I don't even think that Twilight does that, and no...I am not a Twilight fan. As for Brand, the guy is smart as hell. His stand up is informed, literate and witty so I don't see how he is doing damage and I don't see the Dane Cook association.

  • Russel Brand=English Dane Cook

  • Russell Brand, dry drunk.

  • "We've all been hoodwinked - and I'm helping!"

    I love Russell Brand

  • twighlight is like disney selling sex to kids but for adolecents and the socially retarded.

  • He talks so fast, like wtf is this freak saying.

  • @ashleyw731 Maybe you listen too slowly. Not that I'd expect anything else from a Twilight fan.

  • @thisnotmyname No, I think my hearing is fine, thanks. And wow you're really clever. Putting down Twilight and its millions of fans. Very original.

  • @ashleyw731 What could be more original than a story about a handsome loner vampire who falls in love with a miserable teenage girl who has a fetish for guys with blue sparkly chests? Okay so that last part is pretty original ( and for a very good reason) but I'll tell you what isn't; a Twilight über fan trawling YouTube to insult someone who doesn't agree with their hormone-influenced opinions.

  • @thisnotmyname First of all, I'm not going to even touch on the summary that you gave of twilight, because it is pathetic and you obviously have no idea of what your talking about. And I'll give my opinion on whatever I want to, whenever I want to. I don't give a shit if you don't like Twilight. Although, you obviously care if I don't like this pathetic excuse for comedy.

  • @ashleyw731 Just because something has millions of fans doesn't mean that its necessarily good. It just means that the standards of a million people are VERY fucking low. and you shouldn't talk about originality because you just called someone a freak based on the fact that YOU didn't understand what he's saying. You're just like everyone else who criticize what they don't understand, "very original".

  • @BreakThrough51 In your opinion, the standards of those people are very low. And truly, I don't care what anyone thinks of me. I'll say my opinion of something when I want to, and I'm always going to defend myself when people try to put me down because I don't like what they like. And before you say I was putting anybody down for not liking Twilight, stop. Because I never did that. I don't care what people think of Twilight. It just pisses me off when people insult me for liking something.

  • @ashleyw731 you have a slow mind.

  • this man is crazy....and hilarious:)))

  • The emperor!

    Baaaahahaha.

  • Beautiful Robert

  • All ugly men are jelaous of neutiful Robert, thats why they´re laughing.

  • 0:40 Heeey, I'm from Bulgaria... Haha

  • How is he fucking Katy Perry?

  • he is actually hilarious :')

  • coke or extacy

  • americans lol. condoms are so scandalous to them

  • "THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT" I love it!

  • i met russell a few wks before his wedding to miss katy...he is TRULY talented. he is the most charismatic man (sexy as hell) that i have EVER met and i've met many men and celebs...he is THE most sexy, charming man i've ever met. i love him. he's incredible.

  • thank jah i have 8 inch speakers i wonder what it sounds like on laptop speakers ,the chipmunks

    follow the yellow brick road

  • i think all the likes are girls who liked watching him rub his crotch ;p

  • @laurynforreal Im a guy and mine are!!!

  • i died of laughter when he said let your worst period be his time of the month!!!xD

  • @laurynforreal rite!!

  • Far too many "Im a twilight fan and this is funny" comments so in that case i found this funny because twilight is retarded

  • this reminded me of hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

  • @pineapplesRyummie Wow, I was just thinking about that film.

  • He is just jam packed with energy.....

  • Okay I love Russell, that last bit was gross!

  • its so tight you can see his balls...yum

  • What? Didn't get a word of this

  • emperor :P :P lol

  • lolll hahahahahha

  • @laurynforreal

    Your doing it wrong

  • lmao russell is so funny

  • he is so perfectly HOT i love him <3 <3

  • he has some sexy legs XD

  • I love his shirt (except for the sleevelessness, I don't dig the absence of sleeves)

  • how dose this guy have a career?

  • @zambot3 HE'S HAWT !

  • @zambot3 How can you not spell "does"?

  • @zambot3 cos he is funny?

  • He's durn HOT in those pants!.

  • I love Twilight and I found this to be so. effing. funny! He is so hilarious

  • that was to funny.

  • @nataliems24 are you retarded?

  • @ralphflyboy0 ahhh i am sure i would have some type of documentation by now if i were in fact 'retarded' as you so nicely put it....ahh lol hey i like russell, i think he is funny. don't be a hater!

  • God he looks sexy here and when he starts grabbing his crotch jheez i almost passed out ;)

  • HAHA. Am seriously like one the biggest Twilight fans ever...and i find this absolutely hilarious. HAHAHA

  • lol, he's so funny XD

    i <3 Him sooo much :)

  • he's just amazing <3

  • Lmao im the biggest twilight fan but this is funny!! people need to get a sense of humour and that comedians see things from a differnt pov and make them funny

  • not really into his routines but this bit was amusing, especially because twilight fags better lighten up:

    if we cannot draw any happiness from the stories as you do, we can at least extract something humorous.

  • @NotMyBirthday Problem?

  • LMFAO! Rusell Brand. Guy's amazing.

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  • wow

    I love him

  • were bein hoodwinked . . . and im helpin!! ha lol

  • The sound, not great. Do I care? No. If I can hear what Russell is saying I'm perfectly fine! And if you loved Russell that much too you wouldn't care.

  • wow..I remember when he was on 6 music, back in the day when he would brag about how he would become famous one day, be in films and be a huge star! No one really believed him.... Proved them wrong though, didn't he?

  • OMG this is so funny-I loved it-Russell Brand rox!!!! He's my favorite stand up comic :-D

  • lol i liked it but the sound quality hurt my ears because of the echo...but i liked it :D

  • I'm not British, I can understand it perfectly. Maybe you should turn the volume on. Hahaha this is so gross but SO good at the same time XD

  • i love shizmit

  • What the hell is he saying?

  • @TooCool206 are you deaf? jesus christ it's not hard to hear!

  • toothpick legs haha :)

  • I've known him since he was only famous in the UK.. Glad he's made it big so the rest of the world can bask in the awesomeness that is Russell Brand. :)

  • It's non-british people that can't understand his accent, I guess. aha

  • his legs are soooo funny 

  • He's like the English version of Chris Rock. He just says unfunny things really loud and high pitched.

  • I was there! Cool to see it again! Thanks for posting!

  • the only reason i couldn't make out what he was saying cos i wasn't really listening, i was thinking "wow, he has muscles!" XD

  • You know what, I like this comedian and all but he has to talk a bit slower.

  • Oh my goodness! I teared up laughing at the period bit but that is so disgusting! Eww!!

  • Dude, he's skinnnnnnyyyy!!!!!

  • @04071985 duude hes hot though haha

  • @TheInighost im just saying what i think its true its not ur opinion its mine.

  • He should never wear those pants again or anything that looks like them.

  • Russel Brand is awesome he was funny as hell in get him to the greek

  • He's an ugly fag

  • @KeysKendra wdf is wrong with u fucking troll. One of Russel Brands ball hairs is better then you, you fucking ugly ass hole

  • i can make out the sound.. maybe people who dont understand have problems with his accent?

  • Nothing that comes out of his mouth is funny.

  • @twilightzonicstars Then go watch some Family Guy, kill off your braincells and call it a day. Cheers.

  • @omgitshillary Ohhh right....because Brand is some sort of "brainy" weighty social satirist. Get over yourself -- this mediocre douche is just a fame whore pop culture pin-up dandy tart with nothing substantial on his mind -- with a feeble grasp on humor. Cheers right back 'acha!

  • @twilightzonicstars You obviously know nothing about Russell Brand if you think there is nothing intelligent about him. You should try reading some of his articles or listening to his more serious interviews and you will find he has a very sharp mind.

  • @twilightzonicstars Haha! Are you mad because you're a Twilight fan?

  • So funny! :) 

  • No no... That's the offensive bit! -3

  • his pants are very tight...

  • bwahahahah omg hahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • this was AWESOME!

  • i like russel brand movies but his stand up i really have to pay attention not to get lost hard to understand for me : (

  • this rich cunt is wearing a karl marx t shirt wow I hate that the idea of communism itself is becoming a commodity , thats so fucked up

  • @LoganMagnuson shut the fuck up bitch

  • @LoganMagnuson

    -_- just no. no.

  • @LoganMagnuson communism was always a commodity thats why it was so "successfully" shipped to russia in the twenties.

  • "Let your worst PERIOD be his time of the month...!!!" LOlzzz EPIC... U ROKKK DUDE

  • lmao win!

  • lmao i understood perfectly ?

    i agree with the OP, go watch TV if you're going to complain about the sound quality.