How to Hide A Boner In Class

[MrChrisssssyG]

haha i wonder if u have any girl subscribers xD

[xRedxlucyx]

just give yourself a little love tap in the ball sack...

[cryoes]

Straight up.. just think about your mother... shit goes away fast.

[MightyBobbyishappy]

@cryoes That will make it worse lol jk.

[wam98674]

I WANNA LEARN BUT YOUTUBE WONT LOAD D:

[MrMaffle]

If you're in the spotlight, just hold your dick with one hand, and the other hand on your head and act like MJ and flip that shit up.

[VICTORdoomm]

if i was in high school right now i would love to get a boner and show it off I would yell out OH NOOOO! I HAVE A BOOooner

[kongen291]

Think about justin bieber!

[realsam510]

@kongen291 that gives me one (;

[420rusher]

trololol, what if i have a fettish for big fat beefy chicks butt naked?

[bobknobification]

what if your the kinda guy who likes fat ugly chicks? it might make you blow your load on your t-shirt, then you need to walk about doing your thing with cum on you all day. yum yum

[shirye]

i always wore baggy pants or shorts so i never had to worry about this problem.

[wachmyvids]

think about your grandmother  yuck

[MyPlaya1996]

The best trick is to think of hugging your grandma

[mast3rsword64]

I get a boner every day at least. I just hide if by putting my hand in my pockets.

[Ericdafatty203]

Got a fucking boner while watching this video thanks a lot douche :(

[2013lilb]

jw do u like green bay

[MagicXXMadness]

Just do math problems

[WhiteThunderFilms]

Thought it said, "How to RIDE a boner in class"... Awkward.

[superrandomised]

Take an arrow to the knee doesn't help your boner just lye on the ground curled up till u feel ur bloods run out and can't get a boner

[TheBaseballlover5]

i takes books around and hide it lol

[TheArtistAerial]

the quick tuck is also known as "busting a 12-ie" or "12 o' clock tuck" lol.

[MyCarGoZoomZoom]

Cheesehead

[zKiLLzHDz]

When i wear basketball shorts because they are confortable and i play baseball, when i get a random boner the whole fucking shorts go up like its REALLY noticeable....

[djfosgett]

I masturbate, that usually helps

[TheRyanboom]

Idk how but this killed my boner :(

[xQuazzZ]

one word--jeans!

[BradyMerrifield]

The national anthem one \/ \/ \/

[BradyMerrifield]

Gorilla works too and i get a O canada boner like quite a bit i just put my hands on my desk and lean forward a little it works pretty good. U notice it a shit load too ur fucking head of ur dick like bulgdes through ur pants. Lol

[zKiLLzHDz]

@BradyMerrifield o canada boner? lmao

[wolfanty34]

i got a boner in math and i just put my shirt over it and my boner stays like that for a good hour

[Krazyazn881]

thnk 2 girls 1 cup nuff said -.- that shit goes down in 5 seconds tops

[AmethystKT]

I get a boner when I'm bored. School is some trip to me.

[xXiKiKpUpEzZ69xX]

one time i had a bunch of friends at my house and it was all dudes and we were watching zombieland and he had a boner and he walked so slow and tried to hide it but my friend screamed "EWWWW YOU GOT A BONER" and we all started laughing and he started crying and went into the bathroom for 20 minuets (probobly jacking off) and the next morning he woke up and had one and he started tryna show it if and now his name is boner boy lol

[IllusionsHD]

Everyone knows when I get a boner because I always pass out :(

[xSyllablesx]

1:13 AHAHAHAH LOOK AT CLAY MATTHEWS HAIR!!!

[mikeymc32]

If you see this Kyle you are my hero

[mikeymc32]

What's his skype?

[sFsaid1]

i would judt let my go out so then the girls could c it

[lad3sman]

Did he call my erect penis a small dog?

[OfficialTBSR]

i leave my stiffy out, exspecially while in b-ball shorts ;D

[ItzUndeadDK]

thumbs up if u have ever had a boner in church

[OfficialNYReLoAd]

@ItzUndeadDK i dont go to church :D

[Darkbeard89]

hate the boners that just show up...

i save myself by putting my wallet in the pocket over my boner, never fails

[imodyoumom]

this is what has happened to me twice. but i got out of going up to the class becasue of quick thinking =P

[dcorps]

I use to think of Rob Schneider with his dick out

[EnvelTheTrader]

funniest vid ever

[EnvelTheTrader]

why hide whats natural? o0o

[Pearsoaps]

For my boner. I squeeze my balls really tight.

[dembones117]

@Pearsoaps thats not good.

[callofdutywatcher]

@Pearsoaps shit hurt

[SasukeUchiha5756]

Fuck R.B.S... Every guy gots dat random boner syndrome.

[TylerMerked]

Think of trees and random shit like that or when teacher calls on you say "I got a boner!" and they will let you stay seated

[Outlawz404]

I'd do the quick flip or just think of an ugly person.

[Newbyy1212]

My teacher told us to stare at the clock. The nexet day, basically every guy was staring at the clock :3

[100shemar]

why am watching this? ._.

[BossShotz]

how bout in P.E

[TheChrisman95]

I hate when this happens! omg oh well though

[Rycamz22]

Or you could just be Asian !

[OwnByCake]

@Rycamz22 FUCK YOU!

[EnjoydtheFlame]

Elementary school?

[WilllPow]

or move your knees apart and make the shaft area of your pants stretched, if your sitting down that is :P

[filipkrsticsmed]

I stand up like a boss and show my manliness.

[cfa277]

when i was younger i didnt no wat a boner was and i was just walking around with it during school and church.... wonder what parents thought

[BaSh3rLx]

0:20

[odynhros]

2:57 for the more experienced guys...experienced in hiding boners i guess?!?

[Heczia]

0:20

[futenwar]

lol this is random

[rey1164]

just punch urself in the nuts the pain will distract u but i dont recomend it

[tisBenG]

Ye Olde Boner Flip

[TheLauknessMonster]

lol i will use the fatgirl trick..and hey at least the people know that you dont have a millimeter monster :D

[bulletprooth]

Or, don't care? its all natural!

[coolglen201]

a technique i always have done and always works. put your shirt over your pants grab the top of your pants through your shirt pull your pants out then down then back in catching under your penis and pulling yours pants back up with your penis. if you practice this you can do it very quickly and while your completely covered by your shirt

[thatfineb78]

A personal friend was caught with his boner and they said it was small so he moved schools and he never talked to me again

[iTziiXcLuSiVe]

It smells like a vagina farted in here.

[magictrickzzzz]

i go to the toilet and paint the walls white

[TheNokturnl]

this vid made me lol hard,i remember when it happened to me in school all the time and then in college and then at work lol its so funny

[liskovec3]

it works to put your hands in your shirt and act like you are cold.. then do the quick flip :)

[liskovec3]

quick slip works like a charm!

[MetaWolfakaZERO]

Yeah just look at a unattractive girl

[7fingeredjuggalo]

i just let my boner fly, if they lookin down there in the first place they prolly wana touch it....so i rub it on ppl while walkin thru hall or ill just walk up to a random group of ppl and just stand really close to someone and poke em with it

[ppdohc]

@7fingeredjuggalo Your comment was funnier than the video LMAO!

[EvilMonkeyJSH]

@7fingeredjuggalo chances are you're the class wiedo :L

[SS6BRANDON]

@7fingeredjuggalo Lmao Poke Em With It!!!

[iTzThePlumpkin]

But SIr what if your are that fat girl? i am not

[PizzerTheBoy]

what i do is i wait for it to be fully bonerized. im not gunna lie my penis isnt massive as shit, so i can just go from OUTSIDE my pants and turn it clockwise towards my stomach, then i pull my pants up a little so half my dick isnt sticking up and pokin at my shirt. learn it, live it, love it.

[RSChrisGamer]

This video gave me a boner

[oosofakingdopeo]

haha

[SuperMapleBroz]

if u do math.. ur boner goes away..

[TEExT0KER]

00:20

[LARGEAlbinoRABITS]

I finger my butthole.

[tcrusher25]

how in the world does he say this without laughing?

[southernboy11223]

i just ignore it and try not to flex haha

[OCHO760]

NRB it happens

[grande099]

I fuck sheep

[troy1108f8]

fuck u and fuck u promoting gay games

[VirusWire10]

I just walk on my heels. And when I'm sitting I lean over a rest my hands over my pants

[jtigers20]

dude kyle why cant you be my bro???

[jp200065]

you should put this on your main channel

[thev1299]

My mom heard me listening to this ... FML

[TheTommyman]

@thev1299 headphones... lols

[yopussybitch]

just put your hands in your pocket and ask to go to the bathroom. When you walk your boner goes away

[SecondVelocity]

elemntary students have boners?

what the hell?

[NorwegianBasterd]

kyle do you get paid for promoting that shitty game? sing 4? or do u really just like it? lol

[Laughtraxx]

@NorwegianBasterd He gets paid

[seannbrownn]

Greatest video of all time.

[ViolentMLG]

Heh i used to do the quickflip or whatever. Didnt know what it was called but thats what i'd do.

[MODD3RxHD]

hahaha i do the quick flip all the time i never knew there was a name for it or that anyone else did that

[ChickenClanxRed]

my technique is bite your lip as hard as you can and try to make yourself bleed.

[2010subcriber]

ahahaha

[Doominator169]

I had a similar experience, I was hugging my girl and all, and instead of a regular hug, I got this massive boner, she noticed -_-

[SashkoFromUkraine]

@Doominator169 hah wat she say?

[Doominator169]

@SashkoFromUkraine She said "What's that?" I said "It's my penis" and she smiled :)

[FirstDayofRs]

I use a long sweater, it covers that boner. Or I use ductape on my boxers.

[yopussybitch]

@FirstDayofRs roflmfao

[thegamechannel123]

0:20

[forgeryCORP]

I think about scratching a chalk board. It always shrivels me up.

[BestAverageGamer]

also if you for some reason cant get rid of it, (cant get your mind off it or somthing xD) then just use a binder and put it on you lap and just pertend your looking at notes or shit until its gone, (Y)

[bballeraydam]

Pinching and thinking about fat old chicks works.

[Furyconquest]

i wear tight pants :(

[ScopeTCR]

thanks for the advice

[kittycatpwnedu]

Elementry School: Do you have a banana in your pants?

Middle School: HAHAHAHAHA BONER MAN BONER MAN

High School: Becareful, if a girl sees it ur fucked

[ScopeTCR]

@kittycatpwnedu haha true shit looking back LOL

[ivanyoulube]

think about Barbra Streisand

[MrGamingkidd]

I always put my hand inside of my shirt then go down and flip it.

[bradmcginnis1989]

gym shorts were the worst for the big ol boners..couldnt even hide a 25% chubb in those buggers

[MrFirespitter21]

Gotta prepare yourself 4 whats about 2 cum...lol

[MrFirespitter21]

I wear shorts 2 school so its not that obvious lol

[rubberbandman200]

lol i do all these things already, i thought i was gonna learn something new

[blahyou77]

Think of a really long math problem. Works every time.

[MenkeEntertainment]

Oh and another bit of advice:

As soon as you get the boner, do the quick slip before you have to get up. Or bite your lip. Or pinch your self very hard. Last resort: trip on the ground as you get out of you seat. Better embarrassed for trippin then everyone seeing your woody

[ManlyManBoss]

I like to deflate mine by thinking of Oprah...

[thenumba1gamerz]

i bend down and tie my shoe lol so then think about something wierd

[THABOSS24100]

What's a boner???

[AdarkContrast]

Just think Hilary Clinton and dead puppies.

[OhFlOrKiTsDoM]

why do people get so worried about this? nobody cares haha. and you dont have to put your hands in your pants to flip it. just do it through your jeans. and i dont care if someone sees me

[hondaaccourd5]

fat girls always works for me

[CptnRedbeer]

Haha I get boners all the time in class all you gotta do is wear jeans :s

[iTrauhma]

Hide a boner? Fuck that ... I let mine show...

[karamb28]

there is a science to it, its blood rushing to your dick

[undisputed4life]

Think about a math equation. It will get rid of your erection. It forces you to think about something else. That's why is always best to get a boner in math class. Also the more you ejaculate, the less likely you are to get a random boner.

[DonaldTrumpp]

push it down to your thigh, works every time.

unless your wearing super skinny jeans...

[frozenfire]

lmao you are so right

[fallencobra1]

Just..let it show

[thepriusisgay]

the thing i do to keep a boner down is, i wear boxer breifs to prevent it from happening. Under armor and nike make great performance under wear thats thick.

[ElGarrador]

i just man cross my legs when i get a boner in class

[ConorRypma]

Wtf?

[TheShotgunSaint]

tense muscles (big muscles like quadraceps) it diverts blood flow

[King12ston]

Tie your shoes... best way ever.

[RavageFury]

lol it happened to me once xD

AND WITHOUT BULLSHIT

The girls in my class actually thought it was funny, one even putted her hand on my dick xD

Dude its only embarassing if you want it to be

[simpsons790]

@RavageFury your dreams sound awesome.

[McGrathXBL]

Im not american , but american football looks shit.

[skateerssuck]

@shaneh408 I'm also Ireland and what about a fucked up finical state is kicking usa's ass??

[shaneh408]

can i win the prize.i no im from ireland and we always kick usa ass bu haayy cmon :)

[VirtuallyBoss]

I hold my breathe, works great

[magictrickzzzz]

if i think about the fat girl it would go up more

[ThePlugTurtle]

@magictrickzzzz

ahahahahahaa

[Kowlor]

@magictrickzzzz

WTF bro

[roxyosox122]

I would think of either the Leaning Tower of Piza or kittens getting crushed.

[Maper555]

my boner almost reaches my knees

did i mention my thigh's are extremely short

[xserbian7]

@Maper555 ummm aboners supposed to go the other way...

[Maper555]

@xserbian7 i can point it downwards to lay it down my leg

it hurts a little but its not impossible :/ am i special? or wat lul

[HiimGrumpyChicken]

as kimmyJ would say,

NO REASON BONER. ;D

[maximumwill]

i don't get boners anymore. sorta grew up somehow :P

[JoeLad9]

Do what if i want a boner in class?

[IXIBushIXI]

0:19 Skip Add :)

[sassy2161]

I just think about blackness. Absolutely nothing but a black screen

[SoCoMxGaMeR]

When I was in 6th grade I had major boner problems so I just put my binder on my penis area and it worked

[DEMON14100]

just think of sarah jessica parker that always goes down fast

[MeatBix69]

good way is kinda grab it and snap it so it makes a crack sound *or Ducktape that mother fucker to ur leg*

[tutyfruty200]

@MeatBix69 i tried the duck tape, but each time i spoke to a girl i ended up kicking her in the head

:)

[Kocktopus]

This one kid in my phys ed class in grade 7 popped a stiffy when the teacher was demonstrating how to pin during the wrestling unit.

[SurfingwithSam]

thankyou i greatly appreciate it!!

[mcjohnalds45]

just think bout your nan lol