This is one of the best comics ever. He was one of the greatest friends to his fellow comics also. Many just starting out people got their start from him. Never changed who he was and that alone should be a message we all live by! We miss you man!!!
yeah, the police in my town had an unlisted number ..& the fire department refused to make house calls ... (off a Rodney skit on Ed Sullivan) classic !
My old man, he was a workaholic. Yeah, every time you mention work, he got drunk. All his money went on booze. I was 6 years old before I learned there was no such thing as Alpo baby food. We were poor, are ya kiddin'? If I wasn't born a boy, I wouldn't've had nothin' to play with. On Christmas, we decorated a stump.
Happy Birthday, Rodney. On his 42nd birthday, in 1963, somebody shot the President of the United States, ruining any festivities that had been planned. Boy, I tell ya, even on his birthday, Rodney didn’t get no respect!
DAMN I miss you, Rodney!!! And so does the rest of us. Oh how I wish you were able to clone yourself so we'd have several more decades of your nuttiness!
In a thousand years, Dangerfield's jokes will still make people laugh. Something many of today's modern comics, even amongst the perceived best, will likely never be able to achieve.
Wow just wow I wasn't expecting to laugh that much every joke was funny!It's hard to find a comedian that good to make me laugh so much,many now don't even get me a smirk only a few can now that's great comedy!R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield
Boy I tell ya..having a tough day...I got up this morning and put my shirt on and the button fell off! Went to pick up my briefcase and the handle fell off! .........
I'm normally in total agreeance with copyright infringement and all that bullshit but this sort of stuff, this godlike comedic persona and unique approach to jokes should be kept on youtube purely to show the generations of the future what an actual comedian looks like.
theres nowone like you, wish you were here now, your get your respect.
pyperirvin 3 days ago
My favorite part was when he got no respect...
Thomas2488 1 week ago
Class.
steve4390 1 week ago
"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother!"
WittyDroog 1 week ago
His routine never gets old & is just as funny today. He was incredibly funny.
714AD 1 week ago
Rodney deserves all the respect in the world.
texasxgrrl 2 weeks ago
Rodney Dangerfield, was he the man or was he the man. I loved his brand of comedy.
54dks2447 3 weeks ago
I get no respect, no respect, I'll tell ya!
POPARTPRODUCTlONS 3 weeks ago
Rodney's wife got 56 of her friends to dislike this video
TheBlueflame25 1 month ago 2
He would have been the G of yo mama jokes
kathulu789 1 month ago 3
The BEST!
lenwood69 1 month ago
1:48 The ugly jokes are great!
rmcinaz 1 month ago
One of the best
Carolinablue4EVA 1 month ago
Respect!!! RIP
narnyslip 1 month ago 2
No respect! Rodney was and always will be a comic genius!
MTTT19 1 month ago
Simply the greatest
SuperClass2010 1 month ago
He's was really funny! Classic. No cursing but had me laughing like crazy. He'll be missed.
gfine2000 1 month ago
Rodney Dangerfield inspired alot of yo momma jokes
TheRuthlessRapper 1 month ago
Rodney Dangerfield!!!! What else can you say?
animalboy1972 1 month ago
i eat off the ceiling... BRILLIANT!!!
0riginalHipster 1 month ago
Wow...it really IS tge timing! If I READ these jokes they wouldn't have been half as funny!
TheSubwaysurfer 1 month ago
This is one of the best comics ever. He was one of the greatest friends to his fellow comics also. Many just starting out people got their start from him. Never changed who he was and that alone should be a message we all live by! We miss you man!!!
MrIwantrealmusic 1 month ago
When you're as famous and proven as Rodeny Dangerfield, they shouldn't play you off like that.
heatbucspies55 2 months ago
Rodney was the King of stand up !!
He's the reason I did stand up comedy.
Anyone who can dislike his comedy must be watching the video with no sound.
He's the best !!
JDV92564 2 months ago 2
yeah, the police in my town had an unlisted number ..& the fire department refused to make house calls ... (off a Rodney skit on Ed Sullivan) classic !
kapakola 2 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield... The true king of the 1 liners
calico1248 2 months ago
Last week I told my wife I need a home improvement loan. She gave me a $1000 to move out
genius!
heinrichbeckmann 2 months ago
THE BEST STAND UP COMIC OF ALL TIME.
jasvvolo 2 months ago
A little extra Dangerfield humor:
My old man, he was a workaholic. Yeah, every time you mention work, he got drunk. All his money went on booze. I was 6 years old before I learned there was no such thing as Alpo baby food. We were poor, are ya kiddin'? If I wasn't born a boy, I wouldn't've had nothin' to play with. On Christmas, we decorated a stump.
TheRealThreeP 2 months ago
goddam, Rodney gets more laughs per minute than any other comedian living or dead. Love this man.
HelicopterHoneymoon 3 months ago
"No respect at all."
bloocuttlefish 3 months ago
Anyone else search this from seeing Steve Carell impersonate his No Respect
Deejiethefact 3 months ago 2
a true crowd maestro
kemchobhenchod 3 months ago
I forgot just how funny this guy really was!!
I miss comedians who were talented enough to make you laugh without talking pure trash or at the expense of some poor audience member.
DoctorWonka 3 months ago 7
When I was a kid I asked my father if I should go ice skating; he said, "wait 'til it gets warmer"...no respect at all. You rule Rodney!
ADAMSIXTIES 3 months ago
Happy Birthday Rodney. One of the best...
LeetGamingTV 3 months ago
I miss Rodney too -- and George Carlin - Happy Birthday Rodney
pamajoh1 3 months ago
Happy Birthday Rodney. You da man! thanks.
scimman 3 months ago
Happy Birthday, Rodney. On his 42nd birthday, in 1963, somebody shot the President of the United States, ruining any festivities that had been planned. Boy, I tell ya, even on his birthday, Rodney didn’t get no respect!
UncleMikeNJ 3 months ago
I miss Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin so much. They were such American treasures.
bullballsallday 3 months ago
The greatest comic ever
jwh1999 3 months ago
54 people get no respect
dominicano428 3 months ago
How is it possible people can dislike this video???
cypriotvillan 3 months ago
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The world was a better place when Jacob was here.
mocus1 3 months ago
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great video. I saw something like this on gigstarz.com. Was that you?
tigesarepeopletoo 4 months ago
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great video. I saw something like this on gigstarz.com. Was that you?
tigesarepeopletoo 4 months ago
i miss him soooo bad...rip rodney
pokeywcu04 4 months ago
I love his voice!
TBlenx1995 4 months ago
Cool..
dennisconnolly1 4 months ago
2 of us just howelled and we could hardly breathe after watching this! :)
aquaiz 4 months ago
I was making love to this girl you know and she started crying.
I asked her "are you gonna hate yourself in the morning"?
She said "No, I hate myself now".
nudist0885 4 months ago
Laughing my ass off haha
mrceebees14 4 months ago
Still miss him.
mrceebees14 4 months ago
My fav. Rodney joke: I stuck my head out of the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
woodyandbuzz1960 4 months ago
I get no respect!
anabusedman 4 months ago
Rodney loves Youtube comments.... not from you guys though
meanwiddlekid 4 months ago
A-1---ALWAYS!
450984 4 months ago
True Comedy!
mvies77 4 months ago
Rodney, u rock!
jaysim888 5 months ago
he has to be the funniest man that has ever lived
scarface8975 5 months ago
shut up Rodney your not ugly!xD got full respect for you
925goodfella 5 months ago
Killed it
sjgilley 5 months ago
Miss You Big Guy, So ugly (what are You kidden) my mother breast fed me through a straw,,...she told me she liked me as a friend.
flyingcloudprod 5 months ago 9
Those were the days.. Real talent.
58windsong 6 months ago
this is gold
redarmyjay 6 months ago 3
God take back Dane Cook give us back Rodney Dangerfield!
SlayyerDragon 6 months ago 152
@SlayyerDragon AMEN
MikeD3691 5 months ago
@SlayyerDragon Just HIM ?!? Load up the whole lot of today's comedians, send 'em back, & try to get Rodney & Sam back...
chg657 3 months ago
@SlayyerDragon <3
gooilers83 3 months ago
@SlayyerDragon Throw in Bill Maher to get back George Carlin
BurgerZombieClown 3 months ago
@BurgerZombieClown AGREED!!
salamisumo2 3 months ago
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flandersfails 2 months ago
@SlayyerDragon God needs someone to make him laugh up there, so no deal.
flandersfails 2 months ago
@SlayyerDragon That's not a fair exchange.
PorroFirst 1 month ago
@PorroFirst Of course it is ¡¡
jhonnygunner 1 week ago
@SlayyerDragon I like both of them... this is awkward.
PTp1ranha 6 days ago
One of the rare clips on YouTube where EVERY joke was hilarious
seanofthedead90 6 months ago 52
I love that guy; thank god/fate/chance/luck he couldnt sell paint! A door closed and a world of laughter opened! Funnier yet my parents hated him.
crifoter69 6 months ago
COME BACK TO US RODNEY!!!!!!
manpower386 6 months ago 5
lmfao
TalkShow2011 6 months ago
i have this motherfucker on my skateboard
latortugaswag 6 months ago
@latortugaswag sweet. is he a zombie?
ScotIncognito 6 months ago 4
Sure miss this comedian! God rest his soul!
chandlerherbert2 6 months ago 4
51 people have nobody at home
xxxlzak 6 months ago
Obvious laugh track.
drewgooden20 6 months ago
a real comedian
probeLX89 6 months ago
He was one of a kind. The elderly to the teens love him.
amberfwn 6 months ago
Mitch Hedberg before Mitch Hedberg.
Grant692 7 months ago 4
last one. I promise. 51 people have perfect eyesight.
TheFunktipus1 7 months ago
51 people are in rough shape.
TheFunktipus1 7 months ago
51 people are attached to the refridgerator.
TheFunktipus1 7 months ago
I tell ya 51 people dont get no respect
MollesterJester 7 months ago
DAMN I miss you, Rodney!!! And so does the rest of us. Oh how I wish you were able to clone yourself so we'd have several more decades of your nuttiness!
Joelomite 7 months ago
this fool made blk folks laugh,you know he was funny
MrLik14 7 months ago
anyone know what year this was?
codern 7 months ago
his best line ever: "I had a prostitute tell me..'not on the first date..' " LMAO
nissanmike24 7 months ago
I miss Rodney Dangerfield, he was great
scottraposo 8 months ago
The whole larry burns character is based off rodney dangerfeild
squeezergeezer 8 months ago
@squeezergeezer
....and voiced by Rodney Dangerfield
tommycwills 7 months ago
This wouldn't happen to be the voice of larry burns would it?
MistrEgg 8 months ago
In a thousand years, Dangerfield's jokes will still make people laugh. Something many of today's modern comics, even amongst the perceived best, will likely never be able to achieve.
actracts 8 months ago 3
Lol the way he speaks and acts on stage reminds me of those fast talking managers of a star or band from Hollywood
Infeld7 8 months ago
I love 1 line jokes.
GSCommander 8 months ago
wow rodney and carlin die but carrot top and kramer from seinfeld get to do stand up?! sumthin about that aint right...
treyspr 8 months ago
My mom HATES Rodney Dangerfield! BUT I BEG TO DIFFER!
misterjack97 8 months ago
dam i miss rodney
finfeverness082384 8 months ago
He had a wife joke I´ll never forget
" I tell you, my wife she can´t cook...Since when does toast have bones in it."
(for some reason I´ve wanted to hear Christopher Walken tell this joke)
=)))
hoghash78 9 months ago
i know people might hate this but i personally find him funnnier than Carlin. both are great though
pelagicpro 9 months ago
@pelagicpro different comedians...but i agree, i pick rodney everytime
tharasslinfreak 8 months ago
They don't make em like Rodney Dangerfield or George Carlin anymore damn R.I.P Comedy.
MrTakeurmedicine 9 months ago
50 people need help
03kenseth 9 months ago
if u dont like him u should be gone like he is
CrashCoarse101 9 months ago
So this is an actual comedian? I guess they're quite rare now days… almost extinct. Save the comedian, not the whale!
blueblob4 9 months ago
the world is alot less funny since he left us
TheEagleman67 9 months ago 93
@TheEagleman67 :sadly your right, and Kinison too.
uzimodem 8 months ago
@TheEagleman67 I'll tell ya, I called a girl last week, she said come on over, there's nobody home. I went over, there was nobody home:)! classic
fran9860 8 months ago
50 people have no taste.
RavingDissension 9 months ago
It sucks rodney is no longer here
VicTheMouth 9 months ago
I really really like this style of comedy.
I like Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman.
Both are kings of oneliners.
Idsard2007 9 months ago
..THE BEST LOL
moviebuff383 9 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield records got me through a lot of long nights when I was in college. RIP, Jacob Cohn aka Rodney Dangerfield.
musicmandon1 9 months ago
best one liners ever
jin37uk 9 months ago 3
the king of 1 liners
1smokeloc 9 months ago
50 people dislike life.
MajorFiggaRansom 9 months ago
I still miss him. The best of all time. RIP Rodney.
downscreen129103 9 months ago
What a voice :D
bistoha 9 months ago
No cursing, no shouting, still funny. That's comedy. RIP Rodney. You are pure genius.
MJzAngel 9 months ago
I'm so proud to have the last name Dangerfield.
JoTehDemonicPickle 10 months ago
@thumbwopper were you really roasted by RD? How awesome was that?!?
bodikins 10 months ago
Wow just wow I wasn't expecting to laugh that much every joke was funny!It's hard to find a comedian that good to make me laugh so much,many now don't even get me a smirk only a few can now that's great comedy!R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield
MonsterJamRules5 10 months ago
THE KING! R ODNEY LIVES FOREVER! THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER!
CFKMAN 10 months ago
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no respect at all :)
soadcrushesYOU 10 months ago
Now THIS is real comedy. Hail King Rodney!
tommyluvstraci 10 months ago
The King..
Digiman75 10 months ago
This is one of the funnyest people that ever and will ever live...
reacharound22 10 months ago
Amen, snaily07!
ToxicWorldExile 11 months ago
Only a millon views this should have 100,000,000 views this man is a comedic god.
MegaShaman22 11 months ago 3
i tell ya my wife so fat she so fat she has back tits ya get 4 for the price of 2 yo !!
fenderjagmeister 11 months ago
I wish he had been in more movies
maxLeifermann 11 months ago
The karate kid could learn a few things from Rodney's gestures during standup
vvestsidaz 11 months ago
@ererye yeah guess so.
rick7531 11 months ago
he was the best, hands down!
ttuu01 11 months ago
How long ago was this actually shot?
ritsfata 11 months ago
Rodney Dangerfield v. George Carlin. Who was funnier?
jetliigor 11 months ago
@jetliigor DANGERFIELD now i like the fact Carlin made you think but DANGERFIELD he was the first comedian that made me laugh relly hard
libertarianable 11 months ago
@libertarianable yea but Carlin is now a dead atheist ..sooooo lights out for him...forever and ever...
spidermonkey123ism 11 months ago
@spidermonkey123ism youv got no respect for carlin
Cadillac8877 10 months ago
he is actually pretty funny...he doesn't need to be vulgar to be funny...i miss that...
garyfrick03 11 months ago 2
@garyfrick03 Dangerfield's stuff is actually very vulgar. The only reason he's not cursing is because of the tv censors.
CoolerKing37 11 months ago
@CoolerKing37 oh....i did not know that...either way, he's funny....now i kind of feel like an idiot...:-p
garyfrick03 11 months ago
@garyfrick03 No biggie. Rodney was able to work both clean and dirty. It helped widen his appeal.
CoolerKing37 11 months ago 2
I don't know who could not like this
MGiants82 11 months ago
His nonverbals are just as funny as his words. He was totally original, and bloomed late in life...it's never too late to live your dream!!!
GripzNGatz 11 months ago
RIP good sir!!
dizzyicecubez 11 months ago
Oh my gosh, its Mr Burn's son!
invisible1023 11 months ago
I miss you!! You were great!!
45alexdelrio 11 months ago
Who you talking to? He's dead. Has been years.
jetliigor 11 months ago
@ererye No, its a "you're an idiot if you don't laugh" kind of thing.
skateboardsarefun 11 months ago 2
@skateboardsarefun I'm guessing that asshole's a Will Ferrell fan.
BatesKrisbates 11 months ago
if u don't laugh 2 this ur a big time "kill joy"
latinocorazon196 11 months ago
Feck you life. How dare you take my Rodney away from me.
Unimaginativ 1 year ago
how the hell can anyone click dislike on this?
abemashal 1 year ago 2
This man is the paradigm of CLASS
LolCaramelz 1 year ago
d cook sucksss balls if u like him then u will burn this guy right here is a god
mattygYO 1 year ago
RIP this legend
HamerD 1 year ago
Boy I tell ya..having a tough day...I got up this morning and put my shirt on and the button fell off! Went to pick up my briefcase and the handle fell off! .........
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!!!
Musicmanzer 1 year ago 2
Classic Rodney at some of his best...there will never be anyone like him....RIP Rodney....
Trapper855 1 year ago
I MISS HIM TERRIBLY. This is real comedy folks.
KnoxBlondie 1 year ago 2
44 people have no respect at all
JackdaMan171 1 year ago
one of the best......
justbornlucky 1 year ago 2
One of the best all time
thephatalien 1 year ago
I'm normally in total agreeance with copyright infringement and all that bullshit but this sort of stuff, this godlike comedic persona and unique approach to jokes should be kept on youtube purely to show the generations of the future what an actual comedian looks like.
snaily07 1 year ago 90
@snaily07 Hi, amen to that! This is real comedy! Take care.
KnoxBlondie 1 year ago
one of a kind.
checo79 1 year ago
RIP Rodney
deloreanfan81 1 year ago