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  • theres nowone like you, wish you were here now, your get your respect.

  • My favorite part was when he got no respect...

  • Class.

  • "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother!"

  • His routine never gets old & is just as funny today. He was incredibly funny.

  • Rodney deserves all the respect in the world.

  • Rodney Dangerfield, was he the man or was he the man. I loved his brand of comedy.

  • I get no respect, no respect, I'll tell ya!

  • Rodney's wife got 56 of her friends to dislike this video

  • He would have been the G of yo mama jokes

  • The BEST!

  • 1:48 The ugly jokes are great!

  • One of the best

  • Respect!!! RIP

  • No respect! Rodney was and always will be a comic genius!

  • Simply the greatest

  • He's was really funny! Classic. No cursing but had me laughing like crazy. He'll be missed.

  • Rodney Dangerfield inspired alot of yo momma jokes

  • Rodney Dangerfield!!!! What else can you say?

  • i eat off the ceiling... BRILLIANT!!!

  • Wow...it really IS tge timing! If I READ these jokes they wouldn't have been half as funny!

  • This is one of the best comics ever. He was one of the greatest friends to his fellow comics also. Many just starting out people got their start from him. Never changed who he was and that alone should be a message we all live by! We miss you man!!!

  • When you're as famous and proven as Rodeny Dangerfield, they shouldn't play you off like that.

  • Rodney was the King of stand up !!

    He's the reason I did stand up comedy.

    Anyone who can dislike his comedy must be watching the video with no sound.

    He's the best !!

  • yeah, the police in my town had an unlisted number ..& the fire department refused to make house calls ... (off a Rodney skit on Ed Sullivan) classic ! 

  • Rodney Dangerfield... The true king of the 1 liners

  • Last week I told my wife I need a home improvement loan. She gave me a $1000 to move out

    genius!

  • THE BEST STAND UP COMIC OF ALL TIME.

    

  • A little extra Dangerfield humor:

    My old man, he was a workaholic. Yeah, every time you mention work, he got drunk. All his money went on booze. I was 6 years old before I learned there was no such thing as Alpo baby food. We were poor, are ya kiddin'? If I wasn't born a boy, I wouldn't've had nothin' to play with. On Christmas, we decorated a stump.

  • goddam, Rodney gets more laughs per minute than any other comedian living or dead. Love this man.

  • "No respect at all."

  • Anyone else search this from seeing Steve Carell impersonate his No Respect

  • a true crowd maestro

  • I forgot just how funny this guy really was!!

    I miss comedians who were talented enough to make you laugh without talking pure trash or at the expense of some poor audience member.

  • When I was a kid I asked my father if I should go ice skating; he said, "wait 'til it gets warmer"...no respect at all. You rule Rodney!

  • Happy Birthday Rodney. One of the best...

  • I miss Rodney too -- and George Carlin  - Happy Birthday Rodney

  • Happy Birthday Rodney. You da man! thanks.

  • Happy Birthday, Rodney. On his 42nd birthday, in 1963, somebody shot the President of the United States, ruining any festivities that had been planned. Boy, I tell ya, even on his birthday, Rodney didn’t get no respect!

  • I miss Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin so much. They were such American treasures.

  • The greatest comic ever

  • 54 people get no respect

  • How is it possible people can dislike this video???

    

  • i miss him soooo bad...rip rodney

  • I love his voice!

  • Cool..

  • 2 of us just howelled and we could hardly breathe after watching this! :)

  • I was making love to this girl you know and she started crying.

    I asked her "are you gonna hate yourself in the morning"?

    She said "No, I hate myself now".

  • Laughing my ass off haha

  • Still miss him.

  • My fav. Rodney joke: I stuck my head out of the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.

  • I get no respect!

  • Rodney loves Youtube comments.... not from you guys though

  • A-1---ALWAYS!

  • True Comedy!

  • Rodney, u rock!

  • he has to be the funniest man that has ever lived

  • shut up Rodney your not ugly!xD got full respect for you

  • Killed it

  • Miss You Big Guy, So ugly (what are You kidden) my mother breast fed me through a straw,,...she told me she liked me as a friend.

  • Those were the days.. Real talent.

  • this is gold

    

  • God take back Dane Cook give us back Rodney Dangerfield!

  • @SlayyerDragon AMEN

  • @SlayyerDragon Just HIM ?!? Load up the whole lot of today's comedians, send 'em back, & try to get Rodney & Sam back...

  • @SlayyerDragon Throw in Bill Maher to get back George Carlin

  • @BurgerZombieClown AGREED!!

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  • @SlayyerDragon God needs someone to make him laugh up there, so no deal.

  • @SlayyerDragon That's not a fair exchange.

  • @PorroFirst Of course it is ¡¡

  • @SlayyerDragon I like both of them... this is awkward.

  • One of the rare clips on YouTube where EVERY joke was hilarious

  • I love that guy; thank god/fate/chance/luck he couldnt sell paint!  A door closed and a world of laughter opened! Funnier yet my parents hated him.

  • COME BACK TO US RODNEY!!!!!!

  • lmfao

  • i have this motherfucker on my skateboard

  • @latortugaswag sweet. is he a zombie?

  • Sure miss this comedian! God rest his soul!

  • 51 people have nobody at home

  • Obvious laugh track.

  • a real comedian

  • He was one of a kind. The elderly to the teens love him.

  • Mitch Hedberg before Mitch Hedberg.

  • last one. I promise. 51 people have perfect eyesight.

  • 51 people are in rough shape.

  • 51 people are attached to the refridgerator.

  • I tell ya 51 people dont get no respect

  • DAMN I miss you, Rodney!!! And so does the rest of us. Oh how I wish you were able to clone yourself so we'd have several more decades of your nuttiness!

  • this fool made blk folks laugh,you know he was funny

  • anyone know what year this was?

  • his best line ever: "I had a prostitute tell me..'not on the first date..' " LMAO

  • I miss Rodney Dangerfield, he was great

  • The whole larry burns character is based off rodney dangerfeild

  • @squeezergeezer

    ....and voiced by Rodney Dangerfield

  • This wouldn't happen to be the voice of larry burns would it?

  • In a thousand years, Dangerfield's jokes will still make people laugh. Something many of today's modern comics, even amongst the perceived best, will likely never be able to achieve.

  • Lol the way he speaks and acts on stage reminds me of those fast talking managers of a star or band from Hollywood

  • I love 1 line jokes.

  • wow rodney and carlin die but carrot top and kramer from seinfeld get to do stand up?! sumthin about that aint right...

  • My mom HATES Rodney Dangerfield! BUT I BEG TO DIFFER!

  • dam i miss rodney

  • He had a wife joke I´ll never forget

    " I tell you, my wife she can´t cook...Since when does toast have bones in it."

    (for some reason I´ve wanted to hear Christopher Walken tell this joke)

    =)))

  • i know people might hate this but i personally find him funnnier than Carlin. both are great though

  • @pelagicpro different comedians...but i agree, i pick rodney everytime

  • They don't make em like Rodney Dangerfield or George Carlin anymore damn R.I.P Comedy.

  • 50 people need help

  • if u dont like him u should be gone like he is

  • So this is an actual comedian? I guess they're quite rare now days… almost extinct. Save the comedian, not the whale!

  • the world is alot less funny since he left us

  • @TheEagleman67 :sadly your right, and Kinison too.

  • @TheEagleman67 I'll tell ya, I called a girl last week, she said come on over, there's nobody home. I went over, there was nobody home:)! classic

  • 50 people have no taste.

  • It sucks rodney is no longer here

  • I really really like this style of comedy.

    I like Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman.

    Both are kings of oneliners.

  • ..THE BEST LOL

  • Rodney Dangerfield records got me through a lot of long nights when I was in college. RIP, Jacob Cohn aka Rodney Dangerfield.

  • best one liners ever

  • the king of 1 liners

  • 50 people dislike life.

  • I still miss him. The best of all time. RIP Rodney.

  • What a voice :D

  • No cursing, no shouting, still funny. That's comedy. RIP Rodney. You are pure genius.

  • I'm so proud to have the last name Dangerfield.

  • @thumbwopper were you really roasted by RD? How awesome was that?!?

  • Wow just wow I wasn't expecting to laugh that much every joke was funny!It's hard to find a comedian that good to make me laugh so much,many now don't even get me a smirk only a few can now that's great comedy!R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield

  • THE KING! R ODNEY LIVES FOREVER!  THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER!

  • Now THIS is real comedy. Hail King Rodney!

  • The King..

  • This is one of the funnyest people that ever and will ever live...

  • Amen, snaily07!

  • Only a millon views this should have 100,000,000 views this man is a comedic god.

  • i tell ya my wife so fat  she so fat she has back tits ya get 4 for the price of 2 yo !!

  • I wish he had been in more movies

  • The karate kid could learn a few things from Rodney's gestures during standup

  • @ererye yeah guess so.

  • he was the best, hands down!

  • How long ago was this actually shot?

  • Rodney Dangerfield v. George Carlin. Who was funnier?

  • @jetliigor DANGERFIELD now i like the fact Carlin made you think but DANGERFIELD he was the first comedian that made me laugh relly hard

  • @libertarianable yea but Carlin is now a dead atheist ..sooooo lights out for him...forever and ever...

  • @spidermonkey123ism youv got no respect for carlin

  • he is actually pretty funny...he doesn't need to be vulgar to be funny...i miss that...

  • @garyfrick03 Dangerfield's stuff is actually very vulgar. The only reason he's not cursing is because of the tv censors.

  • @CoolerKing37 oh....i did not know that...either way, he's funny....now i kind of feel like an idiot...:-p

  • @garyfrick03 No biggie. Rodney was able to work both clean and dirty. It helped widen his appeal.

  • I don't know who could not like this

  • His nonverbals are just as funny as his words. He was totally original, and bloomed late in life...it's never too late to live your dream!!!

  • RIP good sir!!

  • Oh my gosh, its Mr Burn's son!

  • I miss you!! You were great!!

  • Who you talking to? He's dead. Has been years.

  • @ererye No, its a "you're an idiot if you don't laugh" kind of thing.

  • @skateboardsarefun I'm guessing that asshole's a Will Ferrell fan.

  • if u don't laugh 2 this ur a big time "kill joy"

  • Feck you life. How dare you take my Rodney away from me.

  • how the hell can anyone click dislike on this?

  • This man is the paradigm of CLASS

  • d cook sucksss balls if u like him then u will burn this guy right here is a god

  • RIP this legend

  • Boy I tell ya..having a tough day...I got up this morning and put my shirt on and the button fell off! Went to pick up my briefcase and the handle fell off! .........

    I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!!!

  • Classic Rodney at some of his best...there will never be anyone like him....RIP Rodney....

  • I MISS HIM TERRIBLY. This is real comedy folks.

  • 44 people have no respect at all

  • one of the best......

  • One of the best all time

  • I'm normally in total agreeance with copyright infringement and all that bullshit but this sort of stuff, this godlike comedic persona and unique approach to jokes should be kept on youtube purely to show the generations of the future what an actual comedian looks like.

  • @snaily07 Hi, amen to that! This is real comedy! Take care.

  • one of a kind.

  • RIP Rodney