You are an absolute joy to watch, and totally right. Wonder why none of the ads ever mention the germs you could get from touching the water faucet, toilet flush handle, door knobs, light switches... but you must credit Lysol and alikes for demonstrating that with a saturation misleading ad pitch you can sell snow plows in the Sahara desert.
Kaitlyn, my dear, this is simple Arcane knowledge! You don't know how automated stuff works by now? Miniaturized ley lines, powered by a mana source, detects interruptions and triggers that stuff.
You don't even need to study at Dalaran to figure that out! They circulate this common knowledge through their publications. Geez, you need to read more. : /
You know what's worse than automatic soap dispensers? Automatic faucets. They place the sensor above the sink. Which isn't where you put your hands to wash so you get water every-fucking-where while trying to wash your hands and half the time the water doesn't even work. Or it's so goddamn close to the wall of the sink that you're like, "Wow, this is pointless." So you end up just walking out of the bathroom and spreading your disgusting germs everywhere because there aren't any paper towels to-
grab the door handle with because of all the "earth conscious" fucks who can't install an automatic paper towel dispenser. And don't even get me started on those pieces of pervasive shits.
Chocolate sauce and snuggies...haha. Oy. They have commercial versions of these things in public bathrooms now. I saw one, and it had gotten soap on the sensor somehow...don't ask me how, but I am guessing that someone didn't know what it was and tried to push buttons or something, not realizing that it was a sensor-activated thing. It wouldn't work. I had to take a bit of paper towel and clean their soap dispenser before I could wash my own hands.
Continuing, automatic paper dispensers, automatic faucets and now automatic soap dispensers in public restrooms always try to dole out very small amounts of whatever it is they're dispensing. The soap drops out a little bit of spittle, and you can never tell exactly where it's going to spit it either. You could put your hand right under it, and the drop squirts out four inches farther and ends up on your sleeve or something. The paper sheets are too small, and the water shuts off before..gah!
...the water shuts off before you're finished washing, and to keep it moving you have to have your hands really far up under the edge of the faucet, which puts them not under the stream of water, actually WASTING more water. I saw a video on here that showed a demonstration of how to keep the water running. Just put a little tiny piece of wet paper towel over the sensor, and it thinks there's something there. I tried it a couple times and it worked some of the time, but not on every type...more.
Ok, this is the last one, I promise. I just wanted to finish up by saying that I declare war on automatic things like that, and have begun carrying a small bottle of model paint with me wherever I go. I carry the black paint and just use a little piece of paper towel as a brush to cover up all the sensor dots whenever I have a minute alone in a rest room. I'll even lock the door if it's possible. Take care of my business, wash my hands, and sabotage the device.
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tdlhygiene 6 months ago
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tdlhygiene 6 months ago
LMAO! Hilarious! Love it!
LamborghiniGal 10 months ago
lmao this ad annoys the hell out of me as well.
Good thing I always wash my hands after touching that horrible dirty soap dispenser.
elfwall 1 year ago
Dumb bitch trying to sound smart
istink12 1 year ago
You are an absolute joy to watch, and totally right. Wonder why none of the ads ever mention the germs you could get from touching the water faucet, toilet flush handle, door knobs, light switches... but you must credit Lysol and alikes for demonstrating that with a saturation misleading ad pitch you can sell snow plows in the Sahara desert.
Congrats and keep the good work !
areshermestop 1 year ago
Bash on..... shamwow! it kinda works but ehh it could be better...commercial is nothing like it.
melodysapos2010 1 year ago
Kaitlyn, my dear, this is simple Arcane knowledge! You don't know how automated stuff works by now? Miniaturized ley lines, powered by a mana source, detects interruptions and triggers that stuff.
You don't even need to study at Dalaran to figure that out! They circulate this common knowledge through their publications. Geez, you need to read more. : /
Agent1W 1 year ago
It didnt remind me of 2gurls1cup. It reminded me of you eating my oppositely colored man gravy :D
fappometer14 1 year ago
automatic doors open with the magic black mat o.O
212trooper 1 year ago
You know what's worse than automatic soap dispensers? Automatic faucets. They place the sensor above the sink. Which isn't where you put your hands to wash so you get water every-fucking-where while trying to wash your hands and half the time the water doesn't even work. Or it's so goddamn close to the wall of the sink that you're like, "Wow, this is pointless." So you end up just walking out of the bathroom and spreading your disgusting germs everywhere because there aren't any paper towels to-
Daeism 1 year ago
grab the door handle with because of all the "earth conscious" fucks who can't install an automatic paper towel dispenser. And don't even get me started on those pieces of pervasive shits.
Daeism 1 year ago
Omg, this just made my day. your really funny hahaha.
PatCray91 1 year ago
Chocolate sauce and snuggies...haha. Oy. They have commercial versions of these things in public bathrooms now. I saw one, and it had gotten soap on the sensor somehow...don't ask me how, but I am guessing that someone didn't know what it was and tried to push buttons or something, not realizing that it was a sensor-activated thing. It wouldn't work. I had to take a bit of paper towel and clean their soap dispenser before I could wash my own hands.
Out of characters...rant finishes in next.
RomanoGiovanni 1 year ago
Continuing, automatic paper dispensers, automatic faucets and now automatic soap dispensers in public restrooms always try to dole out very small amounts of whatever it is they're dispensing. The soap drops out a little bit of spittle, and you can never tell exactly where it's going to spit it either. You could put your hand right under it, and the drop squirts out four inches farther and ends up on your sleeve or something. The paper sheets are too small, and the water shuts off before..gah!
RomanoGiovanni 1 year ago
...the water shuts off before you're finished washing, and to keep it moving you have to have your hands really far up under the edge of the faucet, which puts them not under the stream of water, actually WASTING more water. I saw a video on here that showed a demonstration of how to keep the water running. Just put a little tiny piece of wet paper towel over the sensor, and it thinks there's something there. I tried it a couple times and it worked some of the time, but not on every type...more.
RomanoGiovanni 1 year ago
Ok, this is the last one, I promise. I just wanted to finish up by saying that I declare war on automatic things like that, and have begun carrying a small bottle of model paint with me wherever I go. I carry the black paint and just use a little piece of paper towel as a brush to cover up all the sensor dots whenever I have a minute alone in a rest room. I'll even lock the door if it's possible. Take care of my business, wash my hands, and sabotage the device.
I can't think of things I hate.
RomanoGiovanni 1 year ago
what you should bash is .... world of warcraft or the IPAD !!!!!!!!!!!
or bump it's the hair puff shit !! makes you look like you are deformed and have a tumor
swimmingABCs 1 year ago
and it squirts out way to much and then it gets every where !
and what you should bash is .... world of warcraft or the IPAD !!!!!!!!!!!
swimmingABCs 1 year ago
I hate snuggies, DOG snuggies, or commercials about medicine that include DEATH as a symptom.
Cmckzee 1 year ago
The only thing I can hate after one of your infrequent videos is that they are so rare.
You're like a mossy stone bridge over rushing waters. Cool, with something fascinating to look at.
BlueJayRobin 1 year ago
LOLLLLLLLLLL all those people fucking knocking shit over, is like there pissed out there head after a night out.
Ghost572 1 year ago
i hate automatic soap dispensers that dont preheat the soap eew. they should make snuggies for automatic soap dispensers ya that would be cool .
starbug34 1 year ago
i hate the facet that your not my girl frend
waaa T-T
rustlesmiths 1 year ago
Electricity IS magic!
coolstream1 1 year ago
i absolutely hate the most that you have yet to have my babies <3 Casey
jasontoddlives 1 year ago
I agree with you thise automatic soap dispensers are a WASTE of SPACE.
I hate hair bows on people who are like teenagers o.o
Those are for toddlers, not 13 year olds xD
gaaralove96 1 year ago
Kaitlyn you win one free internet
airsoftQ 1 year ago
Glad I'm not the only person who find automatic soap dispenser stupid.
kevenzz 1 year ago