Still Alive - Scientology Remix

[BossHossGT500]

sing louder or add subtitles

[ThinkerOfPortals]

Next time I'm in a protest I am so gonna singing this.

[ultimatesonicfanful1]

The Cake Is a Waffle........ !!

[IIGrayfoxII]

47 people are from scientology

[Sn1p3rSh4wn]

Scientology newfags.

[neo8x4e]

SO MUCH WIN!!! ^_^

[Zuifan]

SQUEEEEEEEE fucking awesome man! I love this, love it love it love it!

[DubstepHits]

evil cult is evil

[redwv]

Scientology,I dont hate you.

Well,actually I do.

[PanzerX7]

The Church is a LIE !!!!

[moniburton]

That was a triumph - HUGE SUCCESS.

[Nefersefet]

44 Scientologists watched this video.

[cheeseybananas]

GOOD FOR YOU!

[hsmomof3]

43 massd the like

[smoomin]

oh god stfu scientology is gay

[annapele01]

Why?.....

[SunnieShine]

I didn't even know that words like indignation and scientology ever existed...

[MrAgod92]

try and brainwash Sean Connery and you will see what we Scotsman are like when we are angry

[bobbyhooks99]

Cake or Xenu? NAW! Xenu doesn't have... CHOCOLATE FROSTING!!!

[weeandy12900]

wtf you destroyed still alive

[snapwrenches]

The music was a little too loud; made it hard to hear the lyrics. Some of your lines were off-beat, but overall, I enjoyed it.

Now make an original tune ;)

[jujuplayboy]

"I don't hate you." !^^ Thanks for this remake of Still Alive.

[hsmomof3nc]

this is awesome =)

[lunei66]

Scientology is just as bad and fucked up as any religion.

[blakklaw]

lol this kinda funny

[asdfg2560]

scientology has nothing to do with science they only use the science to get some reconition

[Crumb68]

im confussed...was that against scientology or for it?...

[3DPlanets]

@Crumb68

If you listen to the lyrics, you'll realize it's against Scientology. Which it should be, IMO.

[deanmorris90]

this was awesome

[JlatProductions]

i agree with your science cap, because they just make you feel guilty enough that you pay them money, like all religion, but why bring GLaDOS into this?

[Helim3]

lool not schuschuscience." Aperture Science " xD

[mikgerdan1991]

@Helim3 Uh. I think he said "church of the science." Haha.

[Helim3]

@mikgerdan1991 xD yes ^^

[420Anonymous420]

Expect us.

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

I agree, sadly this isnt the kind of religion that you choose, first they bring you in with this thetan levels thing, then they tell you your depressed and say what scientology can do for you, afterwards they make you pay to go and work for them and make sure you arnt allowed contact from the outside world, its very scarey and destroys relationships with friends and family. =(

[MrVincentR]

what is this shit? no cake for you assholes. don't bring such a song into your scientology shit

[evanextreme]

@MrVincentR

Its a protest AGAINST scientology.

If you actually listened.

"To the lies of scientology"

[MrVincentR]

dude, i know about the whole cult thing. trust me

[btenkink]

Nothing like a little Religion to get everyone's anger up.

Nice.

[KranVideo]

lol now i see why religion starts so many wars.

[ZombiePhlegm]

fucking newfag.

[jetkingknight]

fuck ALL religion.. nobody knows the truth.. i could believe in god, i could believe in science... it's none of your business... but i don't belive in structured religion.. + you sound like a faggot.. so point proven... bad remix of the portal song... Remix = Fail

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

Please refraim from over using ...

[AdamDuffield]

@jetkingknight ELIPSIS

[lundvithr]

moralfags ITT

[linkerzz]

This isnt a thread, faggot.

[Fisusbestfriendme]

Great :)

[IronSword007]

thank god I'm christ

[anotalreadytakenname]

Haha

'We're not breaking copyright and we're not afraid'

I lol'd because it's so true. The first few months these videos were posted, Youtube continuously took down anything we had posted, with a 'copyright claim'.

[3fan123]

lisa mcpherson

[ElInventor]

¡Yeah, good song! But I dont know what the hell is scientology. ¿Maybe a religion of science? (In Spain, science is not a problem).

[anotalreadytakenname]

If an alien lord dropping millions of aliens into volcanoes on earth, blowing them up with Hydrogen bombs, brainwashing their souls, those souls clinging together and finding a bodily host and that's why all the other religions exist and why we should pay them thousands of dollars a year just to getrid of what they call 'Body Thetans', is what you call science, then yes. This is definitely a religion of science.

[ElInventor]

Thank god I'm atheist.

:P

[anotalreadytakenname]

...

'Thank god I don't believe in a god'?

What?

[ElInventor]

Spanish joke. I only said that I'm atheist.

[davchandler]

? god is free. his love costs no money and to learn his way is free :)

[emsattt]

+1  =]

[YayapLives]

big... and very bad cult over here in america. it takes money from its followers, and tells them crazy stuff that doesn't make sense.

[ChampagneandGunsmoke]

Not just in the US, although they have the most power here I think. They're also in Europe, though rapidly losing their grip there, and I think they've made an appearance in Japan, though I doubt they're very popular. I'm pretty sure there's Chanology cells in Japan if nothing else.

[ResidentEman]

Perfectly reflects my sentiments. Good job boys!

[Arias987]

you have a lovely singing voice, my friend

[whoknows6806]

Scientology should burn

[TrueWolfProductions]

scientology is gayer than this video and this vid is sucking major dick now

[shortperson20]

The lyrics in the description aren't exactly accurate to the ones in the song. But whatever.

[Supernicolas00]

Awesome ! So true , Scientology is BULLSHIT

[ScaniaChan]

Epic fail.

[Skrulamhaj]

awesome.... but too low:'(

[benablade08]

LOOL a bitnooby

[Floop695]

What is this? I don't even

[katamari117]

scientology, yeah sounds awsome!! (maybe for a WoW account name or toilet brand)

[RikuTheOblivion]

dood Scientology sounds like the combine or wat ever those ppl in black hazmat suits are from half life 2 im scared this is creepy I MUST GO INTO REASERCH!!!!!

[bigfluff73]

ITT fucking newfags

[SirPwnsaton]

agreed

[antivirus347]

That was awesome....made my freakn day.

[persephone1980]

Bravo!

[IrkenJKshow]

d;  Those arn't tha lyrics :P But I like tha music :D very nice very nice...

[estkitty]

EPIC WIN, YEAHHH!!!!

[gurutruth]

google scientology rulz

[ggwk2007]

leads you to a virus

[mushroomdolls]

yea stay anonymous cause none of us are as cruel as all of us

[pandemicoman]

AAAAHHH!!! It s an EPIC song!!1

[mushroomdolls]

damn u nailed it for me

being a valve freak and a hater of tom cruse and his whole breed of science fucker

[Satashi26]

Epic win.

[willybloo]

good job

[Houck1337]

THIS SONG IS EPIC WIN!

can't stop smiling now :D

[cartoonsfut]

hahaha very well done! :D

[TeamPCA]

nice song!!!!!! A_NON_O_MUS leagon

[valjonson]

dude awsome song... its very funny... and true

[notoriouslynx]

I lol'd when I heard "this was a protest"

[legoultrastarwarskid]

.....better start making the military squad battlestar galactica!

[Joroshira]

Scientology Paradies kick ass. :D

[Draggingman]

lolz funny

(im brekaing copyright)

[dragoonthief]

atheism ftw. The cake is a lie. We do it for the lulz.

[sheiksubra]

u do it for the demons

*deep voice*

[Ebbonified]

LOLZ!

Witty parody.

"Cult," is from it's root word "Occult" or "Occultic," meaning opposite or counterfeit. Usually describing on Christian terms something having roots from that which opposes Christ.

I thought Scientology was an unabashedly manufactured "religion" of the New Age variety, but having a highly organised, structured hierarchy designed to oversee compulsory fee-based activities for it's practitioners. It also practises ex-communication on it's dissenters (known as SP's)

[Plutonwolf]

OCCULT=

Of or pertaining to magic, astrology, or any system claiming use or knowledge of secret or supernatural powers or agencies.

Beyond the range of ordinary knowledge or understanding; mysterious.

Secret; disclosed or communicated only to the initiated.

Hidden from view.

Not apparent on mere inspection but discoverable by experimentation.

Of a nature not understood, as physical qualities.

Dealing with such qualities; experimental: occult science.

Nice try sparky.

[Plutonwolf]

CULT=

1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.

2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.

3. the object of such devotion.

4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.

5. Sociology. a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.

*CONT*

[Plutonwolf]

CULT= (cont)

6. a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.

7. the members of such a religion or sect.

8. any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.

Keep trying.

BTW, I think its full of shit too.

[littleKaidadragon]

no it's not. Cult originated from the Latin word cultus meaning "care, cultivation, worship,"

Occult is totally different

Plus, All religions are cults, only the bad ones get publicized as cults though.

I still agree that Scientology is crazy though

[blakehull]

cancer. cancer. cancer to all of you.

[messdup1]

uh oh, I smell a scilon! ;P

[CANNIBALEX]

full of fail and aids

[ParadoxNG]

Full of lulz and win.

[elmo1010p]

who is Jenna and Lisa?

[deathsyth09]

lol

[AshXQ]

jawsome

[ASuch1]

"Maybe you'll find someone else to brainwash

Maybe Sean Connery," Ha ha!

However, I would have to say that all religions are nothing more than a cult.

[WingyWonky]

This is epic win, it is made of awesome and lulz.

[WingyWonky]

This is some epic win, it is made of awesome and lulz.

[Torren12]

Awesome. It made me lol. :D

[ArcNova3146]

now, where can I download this?

[Effyness]

Have I already said that this song is made of pure win? Because IT'S MADE OF PURE WIN.

[EpicLoseMan]

Says a scientologist.

[odinmagick]

that. was. awesome. thank you ^_^

[MKRex3k]

I just had a massive win-gasm. Twice.

[AnonSumy]

SEE YOU GUIS MAY 10TH

[TehSponge]

Download plox

[TariqAlSuave]

Gas mask girl sounds man-ish.

[BOOSTRED]

win-gasm

[AnonSumy]

win.

[EsbenT]

Song is indeed win.

[Speedofsmell]

i saw that chick shes hot wish i knew her woot

[AnonSumy]

REQUESTING MP3 FOR PROTEST.

[goodeats4life]

SECONDED

[slayer200270]

you sound like lemon demon which is a funny ass band ^_^ 5 fucking stars dude

[Gameplayr8891]

You win the Internetz.

[AnonymousCreedo]

Good news. On the day of the April protest in my hometown, my companions and I arrived only to find the small business boarded up, empty, with a "For Lease" sign in the window. You know what this means. Anonymous is having an effect on the Co$. They are losing members. They are losing money. Their smaller cells are dying, and those in charge are in a panic.

So I say, march on, Anonymous. You are now the heroes of the internet and reality.

We are legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not die.

[UNGlancer]

Thank you for this song, it's truly amazing. And no, your voice doesn't suck ;P

[lamnaa]

To quiet but otherwise good

[LegionLurker]

"And died from dehydration"

She died of pulmanary embolism.

But I'm sure the dehydration didn't help.

[dustcrazy]

Love it.. If need some advice on getting better sound from your recording let me. Also the volume is really low on this video =( But I still really like it...

-dustin

[Rasengan2323]

Instead of "Maybe you'll find someone else to brainwash" I like to use "Maybe you'll find someone who will save you. Maybe, "Source" L. Ron. That was a joke, haha, He's dead." When I sing this. Song is very win, thanks you for this. (Your voice is kinda' crappy though...)

[ultrachimp]

voice is fail. song is win.

[Anonchoir]

I know, I've apologised a shitload already. :D

I was trying to follow the JoCo version but MY VOICE SUCKS ASS D:

[iamnoir]

Epic win my freind

[HomicideSin]

don't suppose you have a MP3 of it laying around for rapidshare or something, this would be epic to play at the next protest

[FoAmY99]

Very Epic! Anonymous should play this all the time during the next IRL protest.

[Anonchoir]

If they plan to, I will have to spend the $200 to get a decent friggin' mic.

Maybe I should start working on that We Didn't Start The Fire version...

[HordeParade]

Wooo I love all these parodies.

[Pseudoscientologist]

Awesome. I wish the sound quality was better though.

[Ogsonofgroo]

And yet another 5star effort imho!

*round of applause* (your voice is forgiven :D )

[janetlc69]

wow pure awesomeness!! you rock dude!! just curious how you got the intermental of still alive??

[Anonchoir]

I ripped it from someone else's stero rip for the instrumental.

Actually the easiest way would be just to buy the Karaoke version from JoCo's site, but I dun have monies, I'm spending my extra fighting Scilons.

Anyway, apparently if you play the stereoforms against each other they can cancel out the voices, leaving the instrumental in the background. It screws up the bass though.

[sidcortes]

I demand you redo it with better sound quality when you can! For great justice!!!

[Anonchoir]

I'd need like $200 for a decent mic and the karaoke remix. Oh, and another bajillion dollars to replace my vocal chords with ones that actually work.

Will get right on it, though. :D

[ChanologyUK]

words cannot describe the awesome that is this video - 5 stars

[ramio1983]

haha funny words- check out my scientology parody.

[m0zone]

sweet video man

5 stars

[lennonvideo]

Way coo!

[CousinoMusic]

Clever.

[Cambreath]

Great song.

Can it be used for protests?

[Anonchoir]

Go ahead. You might want to find somebody with a better voice, though.

[Cambreath]

do you have an mp3?