She Caught me Jerking Off in her Bathroom! - Ask The John

[GlitteryMic]

Trip with the ex?I'll say "ok.As long as I can go too!

[GlitteryMic]

If a boy was masterbaiting n my bathroom...I geuss would giv him a chance with me!

[KingEccentric6236]

"snitch second hand" where i'm from,that's dry snitching

[markvanslam]

It may be none of my business, in which case you can tell me to fuck right off skyy, but what do you do for a living or what is it that allows you to travel so much?

[Qwntyn]

if she was fine i would fuck her

[iMDizzzzzy]

If a chick told me she masturbated about me in the bathroom, I'd hit it! LOL

[Verification11]

you're a likable bastard tho 

[Chillahhh]

epic fail mr.sunshine 12227 xD

[xfactor541]

1:18 is this dude wearing underwear? lmao

[BabygotBack2000]

well it would tell him to leave and nover come back then i ll tell it to all my girlfriends

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

i would just say it's nice to know i'm the equivalent of porn ti some people

[fanist1350]

Why is epic meal time a related video?

[mrdsgames1]

Depends if it's a hot girl ill say cool but If it's some ugly chick then I'll be like get the fuck outta here and never even talk to her ever again

[1234511792]

haha! he told her.. thats fukcing hilarious. why not just come out of the bathroom with the snake hanging out? at worst you get the same results, she never calls you again. when in doubt whip the snake out..

[HunterFazlollahi]

there was a that 70's show episode where donna caught eric jerking off in her bathroom

[ineinerbank]

girl masturating in my bathroom? give her a hand.

[JorinKersten]

i only found out about your youtube channel today, but dude you are hilarious! :D

[mck4real]

You are a snitch second hand.....lmaooo

[MrBadassButch]

If it was a hot girl I would bang her right then and there.

[ecyor7]

the list of places he's jerked it can be found behind his left shoulder... i count 10 books

[pauldragusin]

you mean, sky! :D Like it!

[crazywildmutt]

pause at 00:59

[hailhopes]

Man i do the sam Sky. I have kids and when we go to the park or some little kiddy event. I just see future hot gals all over the place. i felt lonely and even a little sick. but know i fell some much better knowing im not alone. Thanks Sky!

[MaxSachs]

If I found out she was rubbing one out in my bathroom while over, I'd ask her to clean that shit up first...perhaps give me a blowjob to make remedy for her actions, then kick her out with mild prejudice. If she gets rambunctious about it give her a good roguring as a disciplinary action, warm her not to do it again...then invite her over next week.

[gsmastermike]

Question 1.) Well if some chick told me that i would probably take a second to think about how hot is she really, then probably say that's flattering and depending on the level of hotness i might start taking off my pants.

[DrakeKillah]

I'd have HER come over more often if she was jerking off to me, if she was good looking, cuz that would be some fucking taboo shit to rub one out to!

A guy: I'd just tell him that that's allright, but keep it to yourself, I'm not fucking gay and if u get in my face, your ass is grass.

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[FOGHATfan4life]

But Recently... HE NAILED THE SHIT OUT OF ONE OF HIS CO-WORKERS

[rhynoboy2009]

SKY IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR!

[briankaz]

Skyy, I believe people write this shit to you, but I don't believe they actually DO the shit they say they do!

[sheenza911]

if a guy told me that, i'd say can i help with that LOL

[coreyzawaski]

@sheenza911 you can help me with it

[N1pp4l03]

@sheenza911

If only there were more girls like you in my neighbourhood...



[DrKritter]

Err I would be a little creeped out, but I guess I would be a little flattered? Maybe I'm just crazy. I think I would only be flattered if I was interested in him or something

[hArbingeRofDumb]

Ok, we got it skyy, your junk is international. :D

[2bored4school]

@hArbingeRofDumb hes a fuckin champ

[blinkinglemon]

where do you get all those Tees LOL

[Jeansy1290]

HAHHHAAA ....GTFO!!!!

[Jeansy1290]

LOL.. 0:56 till 1:00 Skyy does some weird Cross-eyed shit.. Lovin it hahahaha

[wudwud96]

How come all the girls Skyy impersonates are cross-eyed?

[tube4digger]

1:27 ILLUMINATI !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Belovedid]

@tube4digger WTF ? not you too !? you must've sip on a rat poison. GTFO

[kujaftw]

Do you recon girls masterbate over men they know in real life?

[zeace2]

LOL :P i loved that cry scene!

[abyroj]

I'd ask if she wants a hand or 2

[Floarti]

Id give her a hand...

[MrHav1k]

5:32....

ahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahaahhahahahahahhahahaha

[MrHav1k]

A girl masturbating to me...

No way in Hell that shit's ever gonna happen.

[PietkaMS]

Depends who they are. If some of my female interests i'd tell them they're welcome in my bed.

[BeggelLeonardo]

if a girl did that in my bathroom hmmmmmm... i would say lets get it on! Marvin Gaye ;)

[MrBlane47]

how do i ask him somthing do i email him

[Kolgart]

If she's hot, then I, as a gentleman, would help her "make her dreams come true". Then ditch her the next day.

[AmazingWayz07]

Sunshine1227 = GIGANTIC DOUCHE BAG

[DaniFreakinB]

Skyy (or viewers), I have a question. Long story short.. I fingered my girl and she didnt like it. I think i may have been too rough. She said it hurt. Do they just not like it or did i fuck up big time? Help? Tips?

[coralrainsky]

@DaniFreakinB if your fingers are dry YEA it will hurt.

[macktysontv]

@DaniFreakinB You gotta take it nice and slow. Don't FINGER the chick. It's more like "pleasing her with your finger". Keep that in mind.

[DaniFreakinB]

@macktysontv ha alright. Think i'll stick with my tongue for a while then when she's ready i'll try again. thanks

[81LS]

if a girl masterbait's to me, depending on how she look's she might get the middle finger(to say fuck you) or if she's sexy she gonna get destroyed.

[Karmitsu072]

I'd be like bitch, drop them panties. now.

[bben95]

so she didnt catch him? wtf stop exaggerating the title sky

Oh and to answer the question, i'd take them to the bathroom myself lol

[EoghanDog]

id say ill give you a hand next time

[xOxBeEqualxOx]

SKYY IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR

[HitMann1]

Skyy IS a sexual predator ! :D

[sesshoumaru3st]

Man,hell no that wouldn't go well with me. My bathroom is only for my satisfaction.Fuck,then my tooth brush dropped from me in some unwanted area of my bathroom just to find a lingering sperm trying to fertilizer my brush.Even worse,walking in to feel female orgasm dripping from the roof on my bald head.I can't have it man,do that shit at your own place.

[SixFootGinger]

I'd be like WTF girl! Why did you not tell me cause I've had this boner waiting for because I'm gonna pound you!

[TheCoffeeHater]

I'd still hit it

[nullzor]

Where can i get your shirt??

[TeddysMind]

I would say "Tell me next time and we'll burn some rubber".

[4everkilla]

I'm a youtube sub of you, I like to watch ur vids with my gf because were both light-minded and can talk about everything, ur vids are interesting and fun and its fun to discuss the  "what would you do" parts in ur vid.

Thanks for your time to make nice vids for us :D, keep the good vids coming man =D

[HyperSleepy]

Skyy got Trolle'd lol

[HyperSleepy]

Skyy got Trolle'd lol

[judutchinski]

The word you described Skyy is best described and defined as misandry by women. Women LOVE to turn the world against men. How fucked is that!! lololol!!!

[AlsavierWoW]

I burst out laughing at 0:41 "she hasnt called me since"

[wizkidtoan]

He missed a 2.

"Signed Sunshine 1-2-2-7"

[KingNate337]

If I caught a chick masterbating in my bathroom id walk in and drop my pants in ask if she needs help

[GaMeR69]

Damn Skyy I want that shirt and your website doesn't have it available WTF ?

[BrionaaFierce]

That shirt is so freaking cool but not totally true :)

[GaMeR69]

@BrionaaFierce no its totally true

[BrionaaFierce]

@GaMeR69 well i dont go for assholes so i guess im not female then.

[BrionaaFierce]

@GaMeR69 but then again all guys are assholes so your right.

[pka69]

@BrionaaFierce WTF? not all guys, eh your opinion though

[GaMeR69]

@BrionaaFierce damn that was a nice comeback I have nothing cleaver to say good one :(

[BrionaaFierce]

@GaMeR69 um thanks I guess lol >:)

[GunfireGangster]

the first question is mentally retarded

[DreadfulControversy]

What the heck? Who goes to a girls house and MASTURBATES? That's some desperate, no pussy getting ish right there.

[Blazehawk12345]

discussed then proud a girl would do that in my bathroom

[DorkiieAaron]

@Blazehawk12345 disgust***

[aannique]

I would be flattered and laugh it off, i would find it cute that he told me so! (:

[GaMeR69]

@aannique would chu do him afterwards when he tells you ?

[ThePintoAce]

pretty fucking gay!! LOOL

[Wtfomgbbqhax]

Join her ;)

[doxide]

That first masturbation question can't be real. No one is that stupid.

[Kragdude]

Tbh i wouldent be surprized if she said she masturbates to me, im so epic that she probebly already is.

[ilovehhaammzzaa]

id be like "DAMNN GIRL, youre in MY bathroom, thinking about ME?..COME GET ME BITCH IM RIGHT OUT THE DOOR!"

[TiagoNigga]

id say i had cameras on my bathroom... and that i was masturbating to her while she was masturbating thinking 'bout me :D

[Breshaun718]

if it was a guy, i'd kick him out of my house & my life. now if a female did that? depending how fine she is i'd bone her lol

[jazzplayer9]

take her to the same bathroom and say i'm here, baby lets do this for real

[jazzplayer9]

hahaha epic fail

[PET3RRULEZ]

IF they were masterbating to me and thats not guy, i would fuck her sooo bad. and tell her i probbably masterbate to her too!

[Quote407]

I'll give her the dick

[dbozsoccerplayer]

I'd save her a trip to the bathroom

[userc]

hot chick rubbing one out to me is ok, ugly chick is gettin slapped, that shit's just offensive.

[00Delta]

If a chick masturbated to me in my bathroom; I'd leave a condom sitting idly on the counter for next time.

[originalpersian1]

baby i love you , when i see that sparkle in your eye, when i see you leagh... i just have to go to toilet and masterbate,,, your toilet

[terrait]

depends on how hot she is

[dahayna4rmcmk]

im a girl n masturbate to this guy i like i tell him but hes to shy to do anything about it

well i think cuz he is a virgin haha

[daksbled]

i'd be like hey baby next time let me watch ;)

[SoakedToweL]

lold

[Mr2Azn4You]

Sunshine12227....troll?

[flake452]

I wonder if any attractive women watch this?

[bodgukalism3]

@flake452 Mel the Milf?

[Nate11111Dog]

this is my favorite show haaha!

[JosephCee]

xD dude admitted to the girl that he's jerked it to her?? AND in HER bathtroom?? you dont tell girls that stuff!! WTF he fucked up. lmao.

qotd: if a GIRL admitted to masturbating to ME, a GUY, i'd be like, OMFG what are we waiting for! c'mon lets do this!

[xyoreturns]

Skyy didnt you do this before!!!!!!????????

[TigerTz]

skyy I need the T-shirt you're wearing :D

[shadis777]

If a girl came and told me that I would probably end up in bed with her.

If a guy came and told me that I'd probably not let him in my house anymore. . .

[adzsrulz]

During the phase where you were explaining how the fool told the girl how he masturbated in her bathroom....i came out with this 3 words: ''Idiot. Idiot. Idiot'' loool seriously dude....wow....just wow looool

[TheKratos147]

"Why didn't you call me to join in, bitch?"

[bloodshedhero]

HAHAHAHAH EPIC

[strongestofemall]

First off, wouldn't have a female friend unless I found her ugly in which case I would cut off all contact and pretend she never existed.

[jeanguyish]

what a retard

[SwagTutorial]

i would put a camera in my bathroom

[SwagTutorial]

YOU TOLD HER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[joycey3]

.... You did what in my bathroom?

[datboy30thaking]

i would tell her y are u doing that when we could just be fucking instead

[PaGGe94]

THe first question was downright retarded, god damnit. Who tells a chick that?

[PatrickT6920]

if shes hot tell her damn girl why you been hiding this from me,i am DTF

[TheJoW27]

i would say girlfriend lets make that reality

[AdamasCZ]

STFU and go clean that mess!

[Carterthorn90]

I'd be fuckin chuffed if a chick was masturbating over me! Then I'd think #What the fuck did that girl put in my drink to make me think she's telling me she's masturbating in my fucking bathroom?!# Finally, i'd think my luck has finally changed. FUCK YEAH!

[DarkTechnical]

if a girl told me that she masturbates in my bathroom? I'd tell her to get her arse out of the bathroom and into my room so i could do it for her!

[RetreatHell]

I actually used to use that as an ice-breaking pickup line with girls I worked with or went to school with: "Hey, just want you to know that when I masturbate tonight, I'll be thinking of you!" Makes 'em laugh every time.

[justtheee]

If a girl comes to my bathroom and masterbaits I'mma get on my knees and thank da lord.

[crazystarf]

@justtheee They say opposites attract, one way or another

[SikWitThiz]

If the chick has something decent about her I'd hit. 

[DJbertjor]

O_o holy shit...That crying thing may actually work

[GravityProductionz]

its funny how if its a guy = total creep

if it was a fairly alright looking chick or some woman i really liked... shit that's a fcking huge turn on for me lOL

[afrolewis1]

I'd go round his house and bust my load on his mothers bed!

[MadQuackExperiment]

QOTD:

If it's a female friend - I'll most likely freeze in place for a second, then shrug and say "that's fine, thank you for telling me, go right ahead any time"

If it's a male friend - Stare at him for a few seconds to let him process the awkward silence for a moment, then say "umm... 'k...? Why...?" Then look at him as if he was a weirdo, and maybe take a couple of steps back.

[RicRagsLive]

Anyone who is embarrassed that they watch skyy john is a pussy.

it's not just about the content and that it is raw and realistic,.

The guy is a funny comedian. I think people need to grow up and stop putting so much stock in this sexual shit. It's just boners and jizz with vagina juice! What's the big deal??

Signed, Anonymous

[JuniorMason]

freak to fuck out but if she is hot i would smile bend her over and her masturbation wud be cured >=)

[assofan]

u missed the third ''2'' in his name

[torrid426]

QOTD

If she promises to never tell any one I'll hit it.

[Zippersaurus1337]

Private massage?!!?! NO WAY!!! I'm a man, I tell everyone how awesome you are!!! (no homo of course)

[victorvanvas]

Thats right, you just completely fucked up.

[videosurfer69]

Unless the chick is fucking hideous, I'd tag that shit.

[ewhaley50]

i would set up a video cam in the bathroom and weiner them!

[truefictions]

Why are you wasting your appetite?



[krazykat763]

I'd want the guy to try to make a move on me rather than constantly just jerking off to me........otherwise at least have the decency not to do it in my house

[moXon460]

Girl jerking off to me? Two words: Hit it!

[kid356]

@moXon460 A girl jerking off is a tranny

[12lucke12]

Skyy, I'm pretty sure I hold the record (Small fact, live in Israel, work for the UN, i'm from Chile):

Israel, Jordan, USA, Canada, Mexico, Guatemala, Argentina, Syria, Lebanon, UAE, Greece, France, Italy, Spain, Brazil, Peru, Honduras, Kenya, Morocco, Egypt, Turkey, England, Belgium. (now comes countries i've flown above on in a plane and completed my dirty deed):

Every fucking sea in the world, and most probably any fucking country in the world!

[saraisaudacious]

i would never talk to that stupid fuck again.

[ZaeroZ]

I would be flattered ^^ even if it was a gay guy... cause it just means I'm hot.

[Adeon55]

A chick saying that to a guy would be hot.. not so much the other way around :P

[bp56789]

Whatever floats your boat

[Weallerz]

Oh look! It's SkyyJane!

[locustkllr]

sunshine12227 seriously man, that is some shit you do when youre 12 years old, youre in college, youre a man now, act like it. if a girl gets all close to you and you want it, put on the moves. Whether your moves are good or bad or whatever happens- dont be immature. She rejects you, apologize, leave, and if you want to stay friends come back the next time minus the boner and sexual tension. if you still want her, go find someone else to spend time with,whos not a cocktease. she'll understand

[FeScify]

Girls jerking off to me?? Tell me something i dont know!

[FeScify]

Girls jerking off to me?? Tell me something dont know!

[kladuscha]

its AKS THE PIE TIME

[pixieatnight]

ahaha why would you tell someone that? :') I would tell my friend straight away, someone tells me not to tell someone something and I tell people like a second later

[girlingreensocks]

id get a new house

[diegopmc]

Okay Skyy, I've done some advertising for you. Hope it helps. :)

[TheElite203]

throw them out and then clean the bathroom with a flamethrower

[imEtza]

I would be like "Girl, that's OK, do what truly makes you happy." Only to afterwards set up tiny camera's all over my bathroom.

[kujaftw]

Sky goes cross eyed when he's a woman.

[jones9999]

A little advice, mr. Skyy. This is just my opinion, but wouldn't it make more sense that when you have a question, then you first let everyone answer that down below and then give your opinion on it in the next episode. I have been a SkyyJohn fan for more than a year and I can safely say that most of the time people opinions are strongly based on your view and they are just trying to show their own wierd humor (not that it is bad, I like those pervy comments:P). - Joonas

[ChannelJuanTwoThree]

If they touched them selves in MY bathroom To ME.

I'd say Clean up after your self, And don't use my Towels.