Unsuccessful ~ America's Got Talent 2010, auditions Chicago

[jsg361]

I think the girl in the big zorb ball was just trying to protect herself from the tomatoes thrown from the crowd.

[JennyShepard14]

but cheese does taste good

[MADmemphis564]

I got derection when i saw the first act QQ

[Dingleberry543]

it turned me off

[cardcollector6794]

the judges are gonna regret buzzing the cheese man when he strikes it big with a company

[lolla20011]

One of the most things that i adore on this show is the terrible acts they make me laugh like a baby but really love this part

[Dice543]

Thumbs up if you were turned on

[evildemon223]

AHM EATING SOME REEAALL GOOOD CHEEESE!

[MeredithFilm]

Everything is better with beef jerky at the end.

[ThatsComedy2]

I wasn't turned on...

[TheMasterdj7]

I saw Tom Zemke from AGT Season 2!!

[mmucougar]

@TheMasterdj7 So did I. He did Horrible Disco Dancing then, I think this performance was even worse lol

[mmucougar]

@TheMasterdj7 Scratch that, I wasn't very clear. Anyway, So did I. Tom did horrible Disco Dancing then. I think his performance here was even worse lol

[xMcGrath45]

Can you imagine what Cheeseheads kids are like? 0_0

[xMcGrath45]

Piers: OK, Whats your Name?

Cheesehead: Buddy Holly Cheesehead

I died

[mistermarcel22]

that cheese head is a good character for a show like south park

[Kaitlyn2348]

Judge: Uhm, whats your Obession about cheese?

Cheesehead: ......it tastes good?

[vipewolf]

She thought she could make it, but they really did "burst her bubble".

[phoenix220911]

Damn Howie double crossed his soulmate

[BlackSkullArmor]

CHEESE SONG FOR THE WIN!!!!!

[rayray1931]

They Makin My City Look Bad!!!They Need To Get It Together!!!

[leon6266]

@JakeShieldsMurder Canadian? hahah u only one who is dumb fuck, Im not even from there or American. Go fuck urself

[mmucougar]

Tom Zemke was also on Season 2 which he did a very bad disco act and then to come back, try something different but do worse.

[iamsohugable]

i am to what kind are you eating?

[MissLexie2]

I want a giant bubble so bad.... They would be so much fun! lol

[Shiningstars28]

1:09

[leon6266]

im glad they have made this show cause we can see the true of dumb Americans. No wonder they have bad economy

[kirbycupcake]

@leon6266

what the hell is wrong with you....

what did Americans do to you-I don't want to be any trouble but...

DAMN!!! WE ARE ALL NOT DUMB AND FAT!!! like there's maybe something that you like that AMERICANS created....

[bonedrag8621]

can anyone tell me what is the name of the song that starts at 1:09

[trialuser09]

@bonedrag8621 I Got A Feelin!

[cragnonic17]

If this is talent, I'm a shoe-in!

[babyvlova131]

nick cannon is funny lol

[RemixZone3000]

i think @leon6266 is gay and im mexican

[Stradivarius8457]

Stop getting trolled you idiots. I swear all one has to do is say "lul americanz r stupid" and you get all mad. Fuckin relax.

[damnedbythelamb]

Dont take it personaly Laura u have many wonderful talents. The t.v. show has had issues since the start. i washed up comdien, some Brit no1 everheard, other then being what do they same there? a tosser ! And an old lady whos biggest mark on the world is keeping another Brit out of the booze & bags long enuf to do a show. American 2/3 judges r Brits !

[its2in0the1numbers1]

I was actually eating cheese ! ! !

[13yut]

How come when Tom said that he made videos that turned people on, Piers said GREAT?

[KalidescopeKreations]

i should audition and just walk up there and go. "yeah i have to take a waz." and walk off. just to anger them

[TheKawaiiJessii]

OMG. i love that cheese guy.

[MsCoco928]

I'm NEVER eating cheese again.

[WiiAndMii57]

Restart the best troll on AGT ever. 01m52s

[MrOmeMan]

@WiiAndMii57 lmao, GOOD POINT. These are the trolls on America's Got Talent!!!

[igotthetalent1]

lol chicago is crazy

[george0911]

im eating some real cheese! best troll in the fckin show!

[firestones18]

damn that guy is on meth

[TheWalkingCam]

What's wrong with being DIFFERENT anyway? -.-

[laura20022004]

the first one was a drunkin surfer but i want a bubble like she did and knock people over that i hate

[MCRGDTBSfan]

jajaja the first one was really weird... O__o

[100Orca]

Cheese guy is very funny! scene# 1:40

[madzane94]

lol so much boo's

[appeyy101]

THAT TURNS ME OFF!!!!



[popstarball]

lol for the cheese guy nick seemed to like it xD

[MeridianWings]

Must be beefy bill from =3

[AbbyReidMcGee]

To put Buddy Holly on this guys act is a disgrace

[RockStarMan1324]

WTF THAT WAS THE BEST CHEESE SONG EVAR!!!!!!

[Eclipton]

@RockStarMan1324 No, Pinky from Pinky and the Brain had a better cheese song. I think it's called Cheeses Around the World. It's from Animaniacs.

[Eclipton]

@RockStarMan1324 Cheese Roll Call by Pinky, that's the best cheese song ever.

[flyfeetx4]

14 people got turned on

[VictoriaNova]

Every country has its own weirdos.

[holmesy19951]

a blind man listening to this would get the wrong impression with the cheese part.... especially when he says cheese, ham and beef jerky ....

[Omnitrix8]

that cheese song!!........i just dont understan.....oh forget it!! i'm out.

[LiveLoveLee]

1:53 all the way to the end is the most funniest thing i have seen og AGT

[TorbayBrenton]

where is the "no no no no not a chance baby not a chance", so that a uk edit only, usa has got cant touch this, i prefer the uk edit song

[bunnyloverch]

Hello I am from England, I belive no matter how bad someones act is they shouldnt be decapitated just because they are being different and expressing them selves. Although some of this is hilarious.

[Lovememore95]

GOD DAMN IT STOP MAKING WISCONSIN LOOK SO DAMN DUMB!!!!!!

[fkthewaat]

@Lovememore95

dude chicago aint in wisconson............ its in illinois

[Lovememore95]

@fkthewaat When u think or cheese u think of Wisconsin and Cheese heads come from wisconsin as wekk as beef jerky

[fkthewaat]

@Lovememore95 didnt think of it that way, my bad

[Lovememore95]

@fkthewaat its ok basically only Wisconsinites do

[somedude385]

they should have kept the cheeseman!!!!!

[MrMuscle]

TELL THEM ABOUT THE CHEESE PLAYAA hahah

[YORKPEPPER]

is this for real?????? this is the ppl wasting all the others time..

[x0chrystinax0]

I <3 Nick Cannon

[superguy0214]

im embarrassed that my father grew up in chicago

[gamelover9111]

@superguy0214 I live in chicago

[oceanathlete11]

it's like a gas leak lol

[Flipazn777]

i only watch AGT to see the fails

[chemical331]

we got those videos!

they're called pornos.

[Eddiexx4]

That chick in the ball was cuteee

[Smoenator]

They give you good advice and make you cookies? What the hell kind of shrooms is that guy on?

[2emma1]

1:35 that was really cute

[TheSicKNightmare]

the hamster is pretty hawt.

[The123racecar321]

Was I the only one who was turned on by the surfer?

[mmucougar]

Tom Zemki goes on the show for the 2nd time, and yet he gets buzzed out AGAIN

[786Nazama]

The cheese head guy kinda remind me of phoebe from the *friends* lmao

(obviously shes way better lol)

[HeatherAttacksYou]

Nick: "Tell them about the cheese playa." LMFAO! This is why we love Nick as host!

[jacobor79]

so bad

[Katielovespups123]

He's got my nick name "CheeseHead" No joke!

[halfbloodboi]

is it wrong that the guy turned me on?

[iswagcarter]

Looked better in the bubble!

[denislyons]

Anyone who has ever been to Madison Wisconsin knows the legend of Art Paul Schlosser. Pure Genius four millenniums ahead of his time...

[blueseanfoste]

cheese and hamm....and beef jerkey :D

[ZeldaAndIkeLove]

I want cheese right now

[picklefork21]

1:33 she looked all sexy

[alborz984]

Welcome to America... The land Of :))

[TRRProductions09]

TELL 'EM ABOUT THE CHEESE, PLAYAH!

[jason1973tl]

Seriously. This cannot possibly be for real.

[mirdochegal122]

are they paid for being stupid?! o.O

[artpaul]

@mirdochegal122

As well as reimbursing us gas for travel and free hotel they did give me $50 dollars cash and a little free food

[kateydoo76]

@ 1:00 howie is like " i wanna a bubble" haha =) i love howie haha

[icabean]

Where do you get those cheese hats? LOL

[jameygamer]

Wait a minute. The first guy looks familar. He reminds me of that disco guy from the Dallas auditions of Season 2.

[Tejayes042383]

@jameygamer He was. He went by the stage name "Bronzon Gold" back then, while using his real name now. In both cases, it's clear he's a nut.

[Sephiroth93947]

Yes. Indeed i was turned on within the first minute....don't judge me!

[DillPickleSwimmer]

Where can I buy one of those giant airfilled hamster balls? Wait, that sounded wrong... nevermind...

[JaSchAirbourne]

The girl in the ball is cute

[ReverandChairmanAron]

HOW DID THE CHEESE GUY NOT WIN?!

[michaelagreen27]

why is Howie always flirting with the hotties

[DarkEye1564]

I THANK God im not American

[MyPianoWish]

Once again i'm happy not to be an American

[shoes12345678]

they buzzed the cheese guy but its not his fault he has down syndrome

[SummerGagaRamsay]

I wasnt turned on....

[12ablemihai]

What is your obsecion of cheese"  "It tastes good" looooooooooooool

[chessenxxx]

anyone can do that. HAHAH!

[leon6266]

these Americans are sick and they should join the army at least they will worth for something than doing nothing and shame themselves stupid americans they deserved their heads getting choped off

[suckerxxs]

@leon6266

aye yo im from america and i agree with you,our government is corrupt and theres alot of shit wrong with our country but not every single american is fuked up, and yo these people aint sick they're just being themselves they dont derserve to get decapitated just for being different

[dw9906]

@leon6266 Yeah they should join the army and you should get your ass out of your mom's basement and get a job. Don't talk shit about me or my country, or someone might chop your head off

[leon6266]

@dw9906 i have a job u dumb ass not like ur country assholes no eduation,, no job then they should the army and then get killed in iraq and US female army should be getting raped by Arabs in iraq, Afghan. U dirty Americans suck my cocks and fatters nation on world

[dw9906]

@leon6266 What are you...12? So, you're criticizing our country for our lack of education, meanwhile you call us the "fatters nation on world"? You realize there's a spell checker right? Of course, you're probably too stupid for that too. I weep for you and whatever country you're from. You can't just rely on politics or education to consider yourself smart. I'm pretty sure any American in the world is smarter than you on their worst day than you on your best, dumb asshole

[leon6266]

@dw9906 yes u r fatter nation, just admit u dumb fuck. Shame and American should be destroyed useless people

[dw9906]

@leon6266 Just give it up you useless shit. Learn how to spell before you accuse an entire nation of their lack of education. Meanwhile, you're calling our nation fat, but let's face it - I'd rather be the fattest person in the world than as uneducated, dumb fuck. Just give it up. You lose

[Dice543]

@leon6266

America is fatter because american food is DAMN GOOD! Excerscising is sooooo overrated.

[kirbycupcake]

@dw9906

YEAH wasn't Benjamin Franklin American!!!!

[kauverify2]

@leon6266

Before you make accusations about our country's people's intelligence, kindly learn to spell and use grammar properly. I could care less if English isn't your first language. Thank you.

[leon6266]

@kauverify2 im fine thank you. dumb ass go fuck urself terrorist american u all fucking useless dumb ass fatters nation nation on earth

[kauverify2]

@leon6266

You aren't making your own country, whatever it may be, look much better by trolling uselessly on the internet.

[leon6266]

@dw9906 I have a job u dumb ass unlike u fucking fat americans sit on their ass and eat burgers thats why US fatters nation on early. Also no wonder american about to go broke..debit.......

[acutie70]

@leon6266 WTF do you even speak English? when I was 11 I had better grammar then you who ever the dumb azz who hired you should fire you and send you back to first grade.

[daniel91pereira]

@acutie70 its ass not azz dumbass

[Collected23]

@leon6266 ok first of all i'm not an american..i'm an arab but i have to say that you're an embarrassment!! you're so stupid for accusing a country with over 300 million population of being fat lol :))..you're stupid.

[cainciel]

they are american~ No one in another country can do like them~No matter it was suck, they really do have american soul

[caragio]

the chic in the balloon is hot!

[GMZeno1]

lol.. @ 1:10 sharon is the fastest!

[daamits]

Who's the audience member at 0:45?

[RekiEXE9267]

that turned me off

[lanceawatt]

The Cheese guy is called "Art Paul", I was one of his earliest youtube subscribers because I was randomly looking for "cheese" videos to keep me from boredom.

[xxIDropDeadGawjusxx]

They might be retarded but sure entertaining!

[fokakmnhom]

big fat bolls

[XaliroseX]

I wasent turned on at all

[globalfreez]

that cheese man is so hilarious!!lol!!

[IHateMyLifeAlotAlot]

"and make you... cookies!"

LOLwut!? XD

[meme6442]

lol



[p3fheonhatchanzai]

I love NICK CANON xD

[Pandahuli]

"I like cheese"

Nick: "Keep going"

LOL He is such a great host XDDD

[MrNormalEnough]

cheese fan?!? lol

[morten401]

i love cheeshe hede :D

[2emma1]

The "hamster bowl" was a good idea, the girl just was'nt good

[oBMFx]

NOT JUST ENTERTAIN, BUT TURN PEOPLE AHHHN.

[findyourresolve]

I think most people who lose their minds enjoy auditioning for this show. I mean, really, that cheese song, I bet he didn't even prepare the 'lyrics', just made them up as he went.

But on the other hand lots of talented people show up too, so yeah ^^ I think they should just show the good audtions, because some of the auditions are creepy and stupid.

[conservative608]

@findyourresolve Buddy Holly Cheesehead, I know for a fact, prepared his lyrics. This is a wonderful song that I personally like. He is a very big hit here in Madison, WI where he lives and works as a successful and popular local musician and painter. Its a shame that he was eliminated.

[4ulefties]

Now if she would have had sex in the bubble than maybe she would have not been buzzed by the panel.

[firetakken]

I like the buzzer's flashing effects.

[darkstar9500]

HAMPSTER BALL!!!!!!!!! XD

[148eric]

First act... I just got a boner.

[hotpink910]

@leon6266 oh i don't know i've seen some pretty brainless act on britain's got talent and australia's got talent. i think brainless people live everywhere unfortunately! lol :)

[leon6266]

@hotpink910 At least we dont have brainless and shame themselves on Tv. I guess u havent been watching Aus got Talent,Dumb ass.

[hotpink910]

@leon6266 well i haven't been watching australia's got talent but i'm pretty sure that doesn't make me a dumb ass. you should really work on your grammar before you call someone a dumb ass. oh and way to respond to my comment 8 months late.

[Boldark]

@leon6266 the people is funny, the stupids are the judges and the audence

[philliesfan5100]

@leon6266 americans are smartter than anyone

[leon6266]

@philliesfan5100 lol prove to me! date shows fattest nation and dumbest on the plantly americans are thats why they end up in the army u dumbass

[samjeanb]

@leon6266  Don't fret.. There are brainless dumb blokes in any country.

[MadMaxxieXD]

@leon6266 lol, I'm American and I (sadly) have to agree... I lost faith in the people of this country the second I started seeing shows like this... like... who does stuff like this!?!! lol

[iBeAshunBoii]

have you guys ever noticed? howies always the last one to buzz

[joepas3333]

CHEESE AND HAM!!!!

[cheyennegrl1]

I think peopole just do this to get on tv thumbs up if you think and LOL sharon and howie!

[firetakken]

I like how piers had his hand up. Its like talk to the hand.

[papihitler]

i insist, north americans are so soo stupids.

[Lulieishawt]

im eating cheeese!!! reaaaal good cheeese!

[kioerp]

Cheese - "It taste good". He's mental :P

[xoxoxluvskittles]

i was here =]

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

"To make music videoes that turn people on." It's just how he says it that's funny as hell.

Love how this show can make me laugh my ass off.

[gymsocker]

CHEESE SONG FOR THE WIN!!!!!

[CrazyDiamond5321]

Tom Zemke was on season 2........

[feetsmeller89]

1:40 you have to admit she is kinda cute

[TubbyWilliams]

hahahahahahaahahhah

[lillysmommy96]

first vid i peed myself a little