Stabbed myself

[innaroy1800]

I just wanna eat DIN-NERRRR. :P

[ronik809]

if this was COD you be dead

[Kenderra]

You know you seem to whine and bitch a lot ...

[KimsangsooRyan]

Yup. Austin you've got mad skills. Next time I feel like having some chimichangas I'll know who to call! XD

[Pheminon]

QUICK SOMEONE GRAB A LEMON!

:D

[Jobie97]

Lesson learned: don't open chimichangas with a knife.

[Guillermogh1994]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........­...... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww why put on youtube go help yourself first

[oliveslover]

apply pressure!!

[tuareg29]

damn

[ThatchyDylan2]

Well he did say this was his personal stuff

[Dialgadude]

Stab yourself? TO YOUTUBE!

[garoslaw]

Not really a good idea to first film the bleeding hand instead of first treating it properly.

It's prolly a risk of getting an infection.

[1Buddybart]

its called apply presser wit some paper towel or something duh

[Shock0ps]

ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW

[blarg5129]

you are hilarous

[LOLVOTEING]

quick get a medkit

or get someone to heal you :P

[kydo11]

why not take a tissue/napkin and tape it around your finger?

:P but dang, must of hurt xD

[blackbirdproducktion]

...why did you not wash your hand...

[dumper707]

oh shit your gona die :(

LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhah­ahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahhahhahhahahahhahhaah­hhhahhahhahahhahhahah

[SuperMarioPlushi3s]

5 People were clumsy and stabbed themselves

[comegetsomeification]

stab yourself for some chimechanga,

totally worth it.

[TheCrowshift]

1337 stabbing of self

[123rockeyBOY]

oh men u paralyze my hand watching

[gastonelloquendero]

oh my god you gonna die!!

[Cdude200]

Hold your hand up

[getzoned11]

im eating a hotdog with ketchup

[incompetencewin]

toilet paper and tape, you got yourself a bandage

[JohnyF1996]

Did you even think to take some paper instead of bondages??? I mean it is just an idea,,,,

[MrLittlefrenchfry]

ooo chimechangas cool

[Karixama]

I have good news it will heal the bad news is you can never play games the same way again

[supagokuman2]

That looks like Jelly

[zombiebutt100]

how did you impale yourself oh and its happend to me befor trust me it hurts

[FLABBYMUSHROOMs]

Owwwww !!!!

[ZeroMcHeroTheOnly]

"it stopped bleeding now i can cook my dinner" 3 seconds later "Hi guys recording me burn down my room...."

[Gameaholic55]

XD Everyone's reaction is the same lol, if anything i'd put a cold damp Tea towel on your finger, same thing happened to me really.

[jleonardable]

hm, im sorry to say but... puss.

[TheYankeedon]

I CUT MYSELF BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHH­HH!!!...Wheres my camera?

[GmTDERP]

Aw Austin, If it not stops bleading. I think you most go to the doctor.

[orshu45]

stab stab stab :>

[XHDER1]

omg!! i am bleeding what i do!!!

*grabs iphone*

[dafunapple]

@KinfOfTheHill1337 and what will this accomplish?

[KingOfTheHill1337]

@dafunapple SLEEP!

[KingOfTheHill1337]

watch 0:22 - 0:45 with your eyes closed.

[Animeandvidgamesrock]

put bandages on it, in case it started bleeding. (dont forget to wash it with water and soap to not get infected...)

[GmTDERP]

@Animeandvidgamesrock The same thing i always do. :D

[Animeandvidgamesrock]

@GmTDERP yay! ^_^

[Animeandvidgamesrock]

nasty... felt sorry for ya...

[jcgarza98isgamerman]

The title of the video makes him sound emo

[theavenger347]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[littlezombiechick]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahahaha austin that wat u get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:P

[ThisisSpartaRofl]

and your first thought was to videotape this and put it on youtube?

[TheCrazyBrittish]

Ow, i stabbed my self!.....quick get me my camera i need to film this!

[KillAllZombies01]

Wait your in pain won't stop bleeding and your FRICKING TAPING IT really

[Manuellinker1]

awww poor kilplix <:'(

[Awesome19ize]

Haha lmao if I die noones gonna know (yeah cause noones gonna defib u)

[blazingfiregraff]

use a medkit :) or a healing potion.. oh wait, its not a L4D/ Skyrim vid :S

[AZombiesApocalypse]

It was worth it...

[Dreadmere111]

lol he just wanted to cook dinner dinner :(

[HibachiJ]

You're lucky it wasn't in the knee.

[blazingfiregraff]

@HibachiJ i hate these knee comments with a passion but that was damn funny

[XCrosssX]

umm idk what chimychangas are will some one tell me ?

[Sk8terBoi1212]

some 1 disliked by mistake im guessing



[WhiteNoise604]

Fucking Goddamn SKYRIM REFERENCES! Fuck my life, I never lose my cool. It's just not funny. 'The cake is a lie' and all that shit GOT OLD! FUCK! Ugh. I apologize, but I just cannot sit idly by while people say the same thing over...and over...and fucking over again. Within a few months, nerds everywhere are gonna find a new dumb reference and then that one is gonna get old right away too....FML

[EvilAce360]

@WhiteNoise604 freaking spatula

[crazyboyz313]

@WhiteNoise604 i used to be a anventurer untill i took a arrow to the knee

[MadMedal]

@crazyboyz313 i used to troll karker1203 until i took a troll to the knee

[drakemanification]

@WhiteNoise604 | |

| )<----<<

| |

| \

|__)

[PAP3RCUT1337]

@WhiteNoise604 I used to rage like you, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

[blackdragonfire13]

yeah i do that too. finger under cold or warm water. it'll stop after a few minutes.

[john123967]

i Used To Eat But Then I Stabbed My Self

[MrLordmichael123]

wow he Favorited his own videos

[Dutch02051990]

ok, this just asks for it: "i wanted to open a bag of chimichonga's, but then i took a knife to the hand"

(Wtf are chimichonga's??)

[s1mm3g]

diner hates you

[zaled15]

to much skyrim :D

[Sk8terBoi1212]

@zaled15 LOL



[0x0destinyisland0x0]

i didn't know that being stabbed would hurt wow now i want to try.

[Princegamer23j]

:( I just cut myself T _T WTF

[nathepogi]

are you getdude56?

[s1mm3g]

@nathepogi hes kilplix

[Eugene12310]

aw



[DaBrandonism]

Bleeding + trash = Wound will worsen

[TkuroganeT]

Danm you scare me when i saw stable i though that you got stab by someone and that you are in the hospital. Please do not scare me like that T__T don't scare your FAN like that.Well i least you don't have big injury (like someone cut your hand,stab you etc...) Well euh... good luck with healed. XD .......T_T

[scalper42]

Aslso, El Montery chimichangas? I bought a bag of those today o.O

[scalper42]

Your voice makes me sad inside.

:(

[AXE2501]

some one needs their safety scissors back.

[Newiezrule]

this would affect your gaming abilities... sorry dude

[ganstergirl1009]

poor you......

[szjovane]

Arnold voice: Stop whining!

[AXE2501]

@szjovane would of thrown out the old "girly man" myself, but lol

[Tarmorman]

0 people stabbed their fingers... wait... what?

[FallOfMind]

You could of used the sink??

[JVincent97]

I can beat that, I sliced open my finger on a wheelchair spoke. Yeah.

[logbeatsasuke]

In future hold the wound above your head as this slows the blood preassure.

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@logbeatsasuke Or put a flame to the wound...Stop it from bleeding.

[GreenTeaGoku]

@WeWillNotRockYou1 Kilplix will use his dragon shouts to cauterize the wound!

[TrollFlavoredDonut]

At least he didn't do what I did and dropped it on his foot. That was a bitch.

[Sapphiretri]

Pain reminds you that you live still.

[MegaRhinosaur]

if you stab urself at dinner what do you do at breakfast

[themech001]

I would have accentually stabbed myself...but then i got an arrow to the knee

[123kamoji]

hahahahahahaha i fell sorry for you lad but mate that was funny im just trying to imagine your face(minecraft) getting angry at chimmy chongas and stabbing them with a sharp knife

if you want i can sharpen them for you reall easy and ill do it for free no joke

[fetsen1]

Oh my god.. Americans.. Don't get me wrong i love your vids but stop complaining.

Clean it up. patch it up. Done! Eat.

[Mrfailzord1]

@fetsen1 shush

[zacmatt1997]

Yea thanks..... umm,thx for umm showing me that there yea....

[DarkWolfV2]

"it wont stop bleeding so im holding over the trash can"

yeah that will make it stop faster...

PUT PRESSURE ON THE WOUND!

[secretbloxer]

I can hear you saying "OOWWW!!! FRICK!!!!"

[DarkSeedRPG]

*facepalm

[EmperorXaozx]

Why do I think he played 5 finger fillet.

[biteme750]

omg! thers a =D in the bottom right of the garbage can!

[TyltyI]

Did the same while cutting a scotch tape on a wire, then stabbed my finger. I had to painfully cut the skin and clean it before putting a bandaid on. Hurted like hell.

[halo122706]

funny tags!LOL: stabbed myself owie ouch hurt bleed blood Gore Pain Funny Crazy Accident Painful Extreme Yeah

[malle232]

Oh my good! Why isn't this censored?! Oh god help! Nice finger you got there :P It looks like mine! :D Omg im retarded..

[iloveushadowleggy]

zombie trash wants ur flesh

[xProMarinex]

NOOOO THATS UR GAMER HAND!

[JerryAdams100]

I just wanted to eat dinner!!!!! lol

[Miniman2332]

just shove it under a cold tap and get your food! lol man up austin

[Jdog89981]

@Miniman2332 your not very nice hu?

[Miniman2332]

@Jdog89981 hey im a very nice guy, im just saying all it needs is to be put under a cold tap and he would be fine lol :)

[TheAndroid732]

Someone get this man a medic! =O

[darkhuntahr300]

tags: Yeah?

[RyanLovesYou101]

Should of used scissors:(

[grayfox122]

oh please, my dad cut his wrist with a broken mirror while he was seriously drunk...

[fetsen1]

@grayfox122 cool story bro, changed my life.

[PunksOfNature]

Hold it up above your head Austin!!!

[MrMULTIGAS]

realyyyy

[maksim1065]

DUDE! Go and wash it with COOOLD water!

[maksim1065]

Poor Kliplix... Wanna kiss the boo boo? :D

[potco133]

Aww Kilplix got a boo boo :U

[BRUTALBERT64]

Cant blame the guy for wanting chimichangas.

[szjovane]

What did you eat? Hungarian or italian food?

[radicalronin]

o my god dude, i was cutting onions and i did the same thing with my knife, on the same day to. spooky

[41marvin]

look out hese infected hese going to be an zombie run everyone run!!!

[ElChrisman]

TTTSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH........... Verdammt man..... Hope that doesn't get infected.

[seith74]

Did you stab the knife back?

[Knux95]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

[Cimmantti]

"Forget the first aid kit, or a hospitol, 9-1-1."

"GET THE CAMERA, MAN!"

[ThinkWithPortals]

be a man.

[minutemuse]

I...I can't even.... ugh *facepalm*.

[Hate2BUmun]

Use pepper on it next time! It stop bleeding fast, and doubles as an antibiotic.

[hiascloud]

ummm...you were supposed to rap it and rase it up so it stopped bleeding lol

[Nyvien]

Look Austin, first thing you want to know about living alone : Do NOT use knives to open bags. Scissors do the job well, and it's less dangerous.

[Nielubflythe]

Direct pressure will help stop the bleeding next time. Wash the cut out, grab a tissue or paper towel, and squeeze down on it. If you have neosporin or other antibiotics, put those on first. If it goes deep enough, you could damage a tendon and may want to visit an ER.

[YJayR]

My friend was pretty clumsy then he took a knife to the knee. Im serious, the dummy stabbed himself in the knee play fighting my friend with knives back in highschool.

[MrKeyLeer]

@YJayR woaaw funny much 

[Kevinofrepublic]

I just stabbed myself in the finger! Quickly hand me my camera! This is going on Youtube! :D

[datkid56]

@Kevinofrepublic Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha austin Is bleeding Ha ha Ha ha.

[bbriiannz]

That doesn't look too good.

[bbriiannz]

@bbriiannz and also, that is why 911 exists.

[GuyInATopHat]

Oh gawd.

[ObeseSpecOps]

The only thing that matters is that dinner was enjoyed by ALL.

[valbona34cena]

that happen to me except i was cutting a apple and then the knife moved and cuted me and lost a lot of blood and i was 5

[GoldenTotProductions]

I used to eat chimichangas, but then I took a knife to the finger.

[4oxtrot0mega4oxtrot]

@GoldenTotProductions HAHAHA

[HarbingerWaker]

Self Mutilation Has Increased By 1.

[4oxtrot0mega4oxtrot]

"Bleeding in the garbage can" hahahaha

[happysquidNET]

Game Over YEEEAAAAH

[sergant45]

oh crap

[JimmietheCynical]

Reminded me of anime for some reason.

[ty015ty]

i was EATING ! 

[JesusPbravo]

1 finger less to play

[tenjiw5]

My god austin holy friggen ouch jeez!

[RavenXll]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I feel the pain. :<

[nenHiker]

nice going, bro.