LEARN TO BE A MAORI "How to get a girlfriend"

[MissyBubby]

i don't know why people like this put shit like this up and refer to maori like we are the only race in this world take a look around dumbass its all cultures not just maori

[NarneyT]

fuck off. if you were a real Maori you wouldn't show disrespect like that.

[GrEenEyeDboy250]

lol funny and true

[Ihavealargeprick]

The only problem is she was not five years old and on hoilday from Europe.

[JodiLilian]

Only funny cause the guy's Maori haha

[JodiLilian]

LMFAO

[TheDropOfTheDay]

LOL IT'S SO TRUE!

[natasha4530]

Other way around Bro !! It's the White girls who are trynaa' get our Maori boys fagget ! Stupid Ass ..

[MoralInvasion]

@natasha4530 The only white girls that go for horis are the mutts no white man would touch, the rejects. But they probably look beautiful to you hori!

[ScottyAndLucy]

lol it's funny because maoris actually do this in nz all the time

[TeeStephenson]

I thought this was going to be funny, im not laughing, im just insulted

[lb7706]

Farking funny ay!

[AshtrayanConvict]

lol the whites must get owned in nz bty the local savages

[akira543]

A place is reserved for him in the hangi pit.

[KillaDyme]

Fuckn white bait , maoris dont do that eh . This aint even funny oi

[keeefsbebs]

hahaha racist!

[0firecape]

lol this is so true.

[666SWAP666]

Gay...

[MrZac81]

fukn cheeky cunt im maori

[Aja828AD]

Fuk dis honki kunt again

[nohotupuhi]

what the fuck boi??

[aerobets1]

this is gay!!!

[chrisrock1990]

Dickhead -_-

[maoritanga21]

next time i see that dude im gona smack him in the mouth, no hesitation mother fucker

[m8lovesme]

you poor insecure idiot ....lol bet your boyfriend ditched you for a beautiful maori :D :D :D Proud as to be Maori!!!!!!! oh yeah!!

[TeR4090]

you freak make maori outs to be like that bastard

[JodeciMaori]

And there's no racism in NZ?

[isaac221279]

nek minnit

[JESSPUKZ]

dickkkkkkk

[knightdemon69er]

its jusitn hardwick from Invercargill lol

[Ancupola]

So funny!

[hazza3]

Haha! aww to bad that he got it all wrong.The way Maori's do it is that they have a goofy laugh the chicks are into ;)

[boilneck123]

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLL­

[TheFitzaholic]

how a maori gets a woman: "oi sis, come here a minute, i gots somethin' 2 show u"

[711RAH]

waz reading a book nek minute

[mairateamohi01]

racist dick if you did that you so would of got a bash from her family dummy

[daveinthenaki]

nek minute

[kyokushinkaiful]

fuckin hard that not how maoris role fuck off

[rhivaskeez]

dryyyyyyy.

[shshietHITT]

@ examinationboard

Fuck it off cunt. That's just plain rude what this dork has done here. And he should get a smash

[examinationboard]

This video was funny, but what was even funnier were the threats and abuse the semi illiterate maoris left in the comments section. lol "Fuck kunt G cume to my crib g, all da boys fuckin u up if you come to my local dairy g, you dont no wats its like on the means streets of new zealand."

[boilneck123]

@examinationboard LOL

[260exzaah8boss]

what a fuckn idiot, hey bitch come to my hood and try that shit, you will find a few hard core maori kicking your arse

[VarnaaGIRL]

Fucn should ashamed of ur self bro , fucn losaa take that tipare off. Ur head if u think that's how maoris are u dnthave the right to were it if that's he u thin of people tihei

[MyV3i]

they try to be funny but failed =.= lolz

[jamiepou]

Terrible

[imrsurething]

algud maori hard

[cuzziebro619]

wat a fuken pig u dont no shit on our culture kunt

[lopaaione]

ha,ha,ha!!!! nearly died laughing there bro!Chuurrrr!!!! love the laugh

[margaret2423]

wow is that what people think of us omg..there is a lot of negative stuff about us on u tube...BS

[21melendez]

Can I take back the "Like"...sorry, my polynesian peeps, idk that it was gonna be a degrading vid post. Dude, so not cool!

[sharonpen1]

your a fuckn idiot whats your name and address and i'll show you what a maori would do to you F U UP PONO DONT POST ANYMORE SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN your name TUTAE

[truemaori]

@sharonpen1 is that his name bro if it is do you no his last name :D

[truemaori]

@truemaori nah bro

[sharonpen1]

your a fuckn idiot whats your name and address and i'll show you what a maori would do to you F U UP PONO

[4girlz1guy]

thats bull, what a time waster

[4girlz1guy]

thats bull shit dat aint bein a maori thats bein a rapist!!

[LasSicc]

WHAT THE HECK!! Get this garbage off. It's neither funny nor impressive JERK!!

[truemaori]

hahaha lol thats how his old man got a date and spoof inside your mum to make a dick head like you lol fucken dick head

[truemaori]

that would of been funny if you didnt have a face you wanted to punch hahaha your face is funny

[blaksin]

BaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH­AAA

[urockmysockies]

fuck this is funny .. how can u get offended us maoris hav tha funniest humour .. jeeez .. hava sit nd eat some maori bread ..

[travellingmaori]

hhhmmm, no, have to say not funny at all quikskitcomedy. I take offence and I'm a Maori girl.

[DJRU2]

That's the same as the caveman joke, pretty weak skit bro.

[nathanwaihape]

YOUR EASY TO FIND AND NOW I HAVE YOUR IP CODE

[TheArrowkarts]

LOL

[gin198]

and guess who they learnt it from ??? you!

[rarawakOtirO]

u dum BALLHEAD!

[LadyNgapuhi]

Geeeez when was i supposed to laugh?? that ain't maori humour, didn't even sound like a Maori you sound and act more like a pakeha, right down to your little hand gestures and shit! kjankp1 is right your COLONIZED TO DA MAX

[Ecka0007]

Maori style my ass. That's a typical idiot style.

[Dayo988]

@bmshaman if you think posting the same comment over and over is a atomic bomb then your a fucken idiot

[TRautjoki]

Hahahahahaha... But I aint been hit on like that? Lmfao your such a loser for making a video like this

[kjankp1]

Obviously your in a state of Kahupo, and know nothing about Mana, Mauri, Tikanga, Tapu, Wairua and Whakapapa, your colonized to the max.

[lilmmizznaughty]

eh watta fukin dick bahaha

[TheMaoriBasher]

Maori culture at its finest!

[TeR4090]

@TheMaoriBasher what a stupid comment

[masexyhunkalove]

Two Thumbs Down!

People like you disgust me. After all the sick shit that goes on in the world and you wanna imply all Maori are rapist/thieves etc!...perhaps thats the only way you'd get laid! You aint NO BILLY! Maybe you think you'd get picked up by a TV station!..UNLIKELY!....Find a new day job!

[LemmingoftheBDA2]

so true lol

[masexyhunkalove]

@LemmingoftheBDA2 What is so true abou that!

[masexyhunkalove]

@LemmingoftheBDA2 No,its not how he got me, he knocked on the door! and the rest is over 10years of history in the making...even though you remove a comment, it still appears in the recievers inbox!

[pilotliam]

HAHAHAHAHAHA good shit mate

[LeonieC23]

What a piece of shit. Not even funny!!! you, are a dickhead!!

[dirty8rule]

What a dick!

[MrsEnchantedable]

Wadr disqrace to the maori's bro!

[mas1ka]

love the facial expressions as he grabs her face! thats pure rape look mate. no good

[MJCYO]

hahahahahaha funny stuff

[legalis1]

you hardly get maori on tv 4 rape we dont rape we fuken assault or rob

[mrmaca]

you would no

[bubby187]

iv seen tongans and samoans get dates this way to hahahahaha

[purespirit9]

LOL!

[sprykilla]

maori have sovereign over all the women in Aotearoa

[arousONER]

stereotype!.. but haha still funny tho lol

[HELPMEEPLZZ]

chur chur

[vzhnri09]

Ur tipare upside down brah

[THisAWESOMElikeNZ]

this is sooooooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coulston111]

lma0 yea respect havnt u seen once were warriors

[djislandz]

ok pepz i swear this isnt how MAORI's pick up girls.. Maoris and Kukis r pretty much the same.. They go threw friendship 1st. then when it feels rite then they ask mhmmm.... But i swear bro i would never ever think of this lmao its a good crack up bro hahaha,,, I didnt see that 1 coming ahahahaha

[fingustis]

This clip isnt racist. Its a parody and a pretty good one!

[vonedel]

C'mon ppl, its only a joke, Billy T james got abuse for taking the piss outa hid own, build a bridge and get over it. you lot can give shit, but seems you cant take it.

[VikingMaori]

"You lot can give shit, but seems you cant take it?"

Who are you generalising?

There are people who are eager to believe all that is negative about Maori, and who are quick to make generalisations. Such as yours.

"Build a bridge and get over it?" Such a remedial cliche.

[BenOwnz5]

Calm down, it's just a joke.

[LeonieC23]

@vonedel Who are you talking to? all Maori or only some Maori who "can give shit but not take it"?? Its all very Michael Law-ish don't you think? It's the kind of offensiveness that he and his ilk would find "hilarious"!!

[vonedel]

@LeonieC23 I said some, not all, just like I find it offensive some..... can beat their babies to death and get protected by..... the Family.

[skillsndrills]

kia ora, today im gonna show yKISS MY ARSE ASSHOLE!!!!!!

[sharynleahh]

You're pathetic.

Maybe that's how YOU get a girl but certainly isn't true for any of the Maori men in my company.

[CI0FL1NGAR]

Not funny bro...

[HOKNOZ]

good to see a native new zealander showing there true colours.

[SirPwn4lot]

***Message from Author's Family***

quikskitcomedy was found brutally murdered last night. With clubs.

[sayWotFooL]

did it knock any sense in to him?

[judgekongo187]

u lucky u dont liv n ndn country.Kia tu pato bro ur 'skits' r writing a check ur ass cant cash.whats up wit da white rage?u could b doing so much more wit this technology n ur time than spewing venom.I was mad when i 1st saw dis,but now I just feel sorry 4 u.ur rage is limiting ur own life.probably can't help urself.peace unto u u pitiful creature.

[FTW332]

you idiot

[holsee0svu]

NZ Pride! haha, this is hilarious.

[bangalanga1990]

oh oi!

[Chiefitanga]

Thats the one bro take her around the back for some surprise sex!

[HOKNOZ]

your my idol i love you

[MorteWulfe]

It ain't rape if you yell "surprise!" right?

[TMC131313]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[justRACHELbro]

Hahaha Crack up bro, you have to keep making these vids aye :]

chur

[boarslayer]

hahahahahahaha class

[pikiao4life]

ohh broo!!! fahh dats lyk hard owt putting statistics in a video! gosh! lol

[maoriastheycome]

lol bro!