Alien Anal Probe on Tape: Wanted part 2: (Adult)

[Bobofet241]

At bottomed out prices,Mummy can't be beat!

[zqueenbean]

8-)

[StrikerOnTheTube]

Well, it's true that water is used everywhere, however, maybe there are better ways of putting it in cycle? It's a well-known fact that water doesn't always gets filtered properly. Even mother nature can not filter all the modern polutants. The real way out is using all that garbage and applying cold fussion to it. Expensice, but would save the planet.

[zqueenbean]

Yes!

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

I am going to Southfield, Michigan tonight to do a music survey for Earth Humans. I will get to listen to music for 2.5 hours and then fill out a survey on whether I like the music. For this the Earth Humans will pay me $70 dollars.......Wow.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Nice gig... You can buy a load of hotdogs for $70!

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

So far I have invested part of the money at Subway and Little Caesars. I will get hotdogs with tomorrow night at the Detroit Tigers vs Kansas City Royals game. Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Mummy could teach you to cook. Too much fast food is unhealthy... even for us.

[frio109]

Queenmummy,

Tonight I had frozen veggies and half cooked chicken. I went to sleep at 2330 hours.......I woke up at 0100 hours to eat microwave popcorn and cookies.......I think It will be more healthy for me to eat at Burger King and Pizza Hut...........But yes, you could show me how to cook human the proper way.......Frio, First Science Officer.

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

hello...

[zqueenbean]

Greetings, Smokey. Would you like to schedule an appointment for "the chair"?

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

As you know H2O exist as a solid (ice), as a liquid (water) and as gas. So running your car will actually produce more gas H2O then gas CO2. When enough of the Gas H2O combines you have rain. There for running your car helps to make rain later for some one. That rain is then used by farmers, trees, other plants and fish in lakes and rivers. Eventually it is used in your shower and ice for your drinks. Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Yes dear I know about ice, I like a couple of cubes of ice in my Jack Daniel's, and after living with your father I certainly know about gas. Now be a good spawn and capture a semi of cigarettes for me to smoke,.. we need some rain.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, We abducted, uh, borrowed 2 Marlboro trucks off of the I-95 New Jersey Turn Pike this morning for you QueenMummy. they even come with two drivers for your amusement.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Mummy is very pleased.

[frio109]

QueenMummy, It is always good to please QueenMummy........Life is lengthen......Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

That is why you are the Science Officer.

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

I analyzed your Fart last night and here is the chemical breakdown......75% was CH4 uh, natural gas or fart smell, 15 % C2H6 ethane, 5% others including C3H8 propane and C4H10 butane. Last was about 5% Anaerobic bacterial decomposition of plant and animal matter.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[giraffepoo]

Just came back to look into the butthole for a second time...

[zqueenbean]

So is it your favorite?

[giraffepoo]

Um?......

[frio109]

QueenMummy,

Absolutely do not eat at Taco Bell. The Reptilians have expanded their secret Mystery Meat Program from White Castle to Taco Bell and some other fast food restaurants. The Mystery Meat is definite NON Earth Cow 'meat'. I am working on samples in my secret lab. I will get back to you with the results........Frio, First Science Officer.

[AHProductionsMedia]

I noticed the last time I was in taco bell is smelled a lot like dog food.... Very unappealing.

[zqueenbean]

I absolutely hate reptilian mystery meat! Thank you for the warning, Frio. Do tell me what is is when you find out.

[frio109]

Queenmummy, It appears the Reptilians are breeding Cambodian Cow Gods. Cows that have a Reptilian hide. I should have more on the Chemical molecular structure by tomorrow. Its purpose or why they are serving this meat to Earth Humans is unknown.

Frio, First Science Officer.

[MrCoffin32]

Well at least the Reptilians are killing off the fat-obeased humans who keep on going to those fast-food restaurants. Those assholes diserve the poison! Die lazy humans!!!

[zqueenbean]

Well, you know how human farmers force feed geese to get fois gras? Fatty livers are very creamy.

[frio109]

MrC,

My numbers show that Humans are getting fatter and more obesity. You would assume that they would die off. But they are not. They are not dieing off. They are multiplying........Frio, First Science Officer.

[giraffepoo]

You sure are finding a lot of things in there!!!!

[frio109]

Why of course there are.

[MrCoffin32]

Hey QueenMummy,

Sorry I did not get back to you last few weeks ago. I was on a Gaycation, LOL. Just kidding. Actually, I was on a Vacation for 3 weeks. I worked with my father for the 1st 2 weeks, then went to a lake for a week. Now I'm back.

[zqueenbean]

Oh you are a good... calling working with your Dad a vacation. Glad you are back.

[MrCoffin32]

Well, the part when I was working with my father for 2 weeks was a visit. The last week was a vacation because I went to Lake Almanor in Nevada.

[C0mmanderMB]

k Ill see you there =P

[zqueenbean]

Just so you know, the terms are payment before service.

[C0mmanderMB]

Ill get my wallet =3

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

thank god im not being chased after...it seems pupets like worms in their ass holes :P

[zqueenbean]

Hmmm, cats suffer from worms too, but I do not believe cats like them.

[SmokeyCATofChernabog]

but I; smokey, the cute cat of Chernabog, do not get worms...why? cuz they burn up if they try 2 enter hell :D

[zqueenbean]

That is good. You probably do not drag your butt on the carpet then.

[Snowflake70]

cool....

[zqueenbean]

Well, sometimes the water is chilly.

[frio109]

Queenmummy,

I am sorry to report.........but it seems Bim wants you to put the the WORM put back in to his rear......These Earth humans (even puppets) are so strange........Frio, First Science Officer.

[zqueenbean]

Negative! We do not take requests.

[Rowdyeh]

Ah brainwashing! I suspected it! Worm your way out of this one! I think you got the point! A constipated professor uses his pencil to work it out...

[zqueenbean]

Well, I could help the professor to get things moving again, with more efficiency than a pencil!

[zqueenbean]

Butt, butt, the worm was not mine!

[thirdeye50]

No wonder that puppet was irritable... with all that stuff inside him.... I thought puppets only had room for a hand.

[zqueenbean]

Yes, a shovel would be uncomfortable.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Mummy.

I have a few ideas I have made into a video response.

[zqueenbean]

I suppose if we proceed in the most uncomfortable manner, he will beg to be thrown into the volcano.

[starzship]

Well done Zqueen mum! Such a refreshing service to provide for Humans. this should keep Frio FSO very busy. I've been a little irregular my self lately, do you give a discount to fellow Alienz?

[zqueenbean]

Well, some humans are known to play hide and seek with foreign objects... And, they often harbor parasitic creatures. You can use the "throne" for free when it is not in use.