Halo 3: Unnecessary Censors (Halo 3 Machinima)

[firehawk9797]

meh seen better

[unit55665]

its still funny even in 2012

[darkhero1002]

@unit55665 i know

[xboxer214]

F*** the door XD

[JdawgWithNinjutsu]

Tell the Commander her d*** is in the hole. (Later) Where was he? Sh**in'. Out back. I'll bet.

[giantchicken891]

BRUTE SHIPS STAGGERED LINE, FUCK MASTER

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

ALL CRUISERS F#@$ AT WILL XD

[FaliusXaiden]

Arby N' The Cheif

[ArmoredWolf26]

lol ****master

[Agentgriffin7115]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

strong and ****

[Krazymeatball77]

lol was i wrong? ya, ur not.

[murzoiscool]

the rings will fuck us all

[XxElcomanderxX]

F***ed every spartan i wanted......XD

[MasterKos25]

"Tell the commander, her *&^% is in the hole.

[gameroxer]

3:17 it should be "They **** us 3 to one" LOLOLOL

[gameroxer]

something no one saw but me....

[mrcobbsta]

FUCK Their mongrel hides.

[EJsacasa]

the rings will fuck us all o:

[masterchief1260]

You should of done the bit were arbiter kills the prophet of truth like this line 'you must be silenced' but in censored 'you must be fucked'

[andybirger]

I lolled at the very begining!

[jeffpolol]

LOL 3:16 FUCK MASTER LOL

[Pr0ph3tEatsBabies]

@jeffpolol no no COCK master

[EmoDoll609]

oh my god. great. just fucking great

[Dinoman9703]

tell the commander the d**k is in the hole lol

[smmk88]

@Dinoman9703 HER not the....

[Dinoman9703]

@smmk88 like it matters

[smmk88]

@Dinoman9703 It is funnier when you think about it.

[XIFlareIX]

lol "truth committed his forces here, east Africa, then they started #$!@ing

[mrsonicstudios]

heres one you missed, (arbiter) "find where the lier hides, so that i may put my *(beep)* between his gums!"

[bloodplzthankslol]

"fuck the door" lol

[schorchguy]

I lol'd so hard a 3:15

"Fuckmaster, we're outnumerous, 3 to 1!"

"Then it is an even fuck. All cruisers fuck at will!"

[magicfing3rs]

wat happened 2 WIPE THOSE F@$*!"? OF THE DECK

[Redhotice54]

Fuck their mongrel hides!

[98supra123456]

Ship Master = "fuck master" lmfao

[GREAWOUS]

1:18 "And I dont **** bits and pieces!"

[napleonblwnaprt]

Prime opportunity lost:

2:08 "good to f*** you

[mastersonic117]

The rings will f**k us all!

[TheJtagClan]

f****ing out back :3

[ikillnewbz17]

delta command our d%^& is in the hole xD

[ikillnewbz17]

**** whichever spartan i wanted

[turtleshells118]

and i guess halo is a cock ring now

[courperationX]

I was hoping for a good Cortana one. And I got it right of the bat.

[TheFreakyKidz]

you are, all of you, vermin, f***ing in the dirt, thinking, what? that you ight escape the cumming f***? your world will **** until its surface is but glass! and not even your **** will survive, ****ed, to witness our ****age.

[xX1mn0t1ns4n3Xx]

lol tight squezz

[lookayoyo]

very few of these are good. if you watch an actual unnecessary censorship, you will see that all of them would actually make sense. no one cares about what the actual thing is, so it has to be a real pun, not just "fuck the door"

[SuperKenkashi]

The Rings Will **** Us All.........

[mrkoolmatt]

All Of Humanity Everyone..... The Rings Will F***k Us All

[bdlaarck]

2:47 Prime opportunity lost. "He'll be able to f*** all the Halo Rings"

[lilsnake1]

@bdlaarck yeah i know. thats what i said lol

[zinkpham009]

Marine: "Sorry for the tight squeeze. The commander is in the hole." thats what she said

[stipo360]

" the rings will fuck us all "

[blazingkhalif2]

AT 2:57

master chief: the rings will f**k us all. rofl

[n00bReaper1510]

"Like the others, you were strong, and BEEP ,and brave. A natural BEEP. But you had something they didn't. Can you BEEP? A (uncesored) condom."

[BearMaster9013]

Tell the Commander her **** is in the hole. O.o derrrrrrp

[Masterlink981]

Cortana: Something, no one saw but me!

Master Chief: ....

That means Cortana saw Chief's.... Well you know....

[TheJuniorMassacre]

"Brute ships, staggered line, shitmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!" "Then it is a f*** fight" "All cruisers fuck at will, fuck their mongrel hides." LMFAO

[TheBobohj]

the rings will f#@$% us all

[Mikeychuckbuddies]

i dont do bits and peices (look down)

[TheDaloveguru]

will you make another episode please!!!!!

[darthcamronius]

"Tell the commander her ***** is in the hole" "the rings will **** us all"

"**** the door"

[killerslayer543]

the rigs will fuck us all... @_@

[BearMaster9013]

@killerslayer543 I KNOW! O>O

[rith5]

"Tell the commander her Sh*t is in"

[gamerslap]

at the end...**** the door...that would hurt

[kevinthekiller2]

lol "were did you find him?"

"F****** out back"

[9r3eed]

HAHAHAH this is so WRONG

[JeblaHebla]

Tell The Commander Her D*** Is In The Hole. That Cracked Me Up. :3

[jokkepokke95]

you know what i hate? fucktard Halo fanboys who say that "Halo" is Master Chiefs name! idiots!

[XDeltaProGamerX]

The rings will F***k us all LOL xD

[jaycarmine]

@XDeltaProGamerX X''''D



[Elite1Warrior]

Press 3 repetitively.

[having765]

@Mattingly97 don't you mean Solid Snake sounds like master chief

[dowww21]

i jut noticed something...as cool as MC is...he is still a virgin... lol I bet the arbiter isnt despite being trained from birth

[blesyl67]

whats the song from 1:55 to 2:18?

[sls567]

@blesyl67 it's background music, not a real song, ret4rd!

[primes3024]

tell the comander the ****is in the hole rofl

[soldaatjhu]

ROFL the bigining!

[DeltaD36]

"The rings will F*ck us all. . ."

The MC's dialog is the only one that makes legit sense. xD

[Haha24beast5]

the ring will ***** us all!!!

[SchmidtThe]

Fuck the DOOR-Johnson

[MajorNoobOwnage]

"don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't **** it" LOL

[Russellandschwaan]

Haha "tell the captain her shits in the hole"

[soldaatjhu]

omg! 0:45 can you fuck it?

[spartan2455]

69 ppl play cod and hate halo

[mrtatortot24]

the ring will fuck us all

[spartan2455]

@mrtatortot24 hurry ***** the door

[xSixt4x]

They let me ****... Did I ever tell you that?

F*** any spartan I wanted.

[AngryMediaReviewer]

69 dislikes?

[VeyronBD]

The rings will F*** us all

[krauser979]

F***ed evey spartan i wanted

[Chowder2996]

F*CK THER MONGREL HIDES XDDD

[spleefrog9]

they let me *beep*

*beep* whichever spartan i wanted.

[TheEpicness101]

Ha, Dickmaster.

[kevinthekiller2]

hey in halo to the arbiters mouth was half gone NOT the ship masters!

[TheStickyfilms]

F*** their mongrel hides i pissed myself

[TheAirsoftsolder]

roger that command were on him, ** yours

[cay1021]

Can you F*** it? F***-Cortana

Don't make a girl a promise if you can't f*** it.-Cortana

Truth could have s*** anywhere, but he choose here.- Miranda Keyes

[cay1021]

Can you F*** it? F***-Cortana

[jakedasnake9797]

No way at 1:54 that marine that says hey check it out is totally tank dempsey from nazi zombies :D

[TheAirsoftsolder]

@jakedasnake9797 i think they stole it from halo 3

[jakedasnake9797]

@TheAirsoftsolder but WaW came out befor halo didnt it?

[TheAirsoftsolder]

@jakedasnake9797 no waw came out after halo

[daftpunkmaniac]

f**k which ever spartan i want! :D

[SeaHawk8876]

hmm here's how you could save hummatiy leave the glaxy duh

[uninvitedpwnr]

"they let me f*ck any spartan i wanted" lmfao

[MurathanMr]

67 person got f***** by the ring

[HeWentThatAway]

Ok. We know what they said -_-

[fgt73]

F*** the door LMAO!

[BloodRaven228]

the rings will F*** us all...... laughed so hard i cried.

[Nynja123TRT]

Funny :)

[SevenTheDollar]

"Where Did you find him?" "F***ing, out back." "I'll bet" Lulz

[delta1o1]

ALL CRUISERS F**k at will, F**K their mongrel hides

[sicarius753]

"and then they started F****ing us"

[sicarius753]

"tell the commander to F*** herself"

[sicarius753]

LOL, "Fu** every spartan" "natural ****"

[80druid]

halo 3 was the last good halo reach is ok but its not a good forge is beter but ya not as good

[masterchiefb11]

fuck every spatan haha

[Elitex62]

A*smaster lol

[ThaisBlackXboxLive]

Holyshit this is funny x'd This remind me of english class listening tests.. Then they talk untill a beep comes.. Then you need to write down the word for the beep.. And well, in most cases you can make the sentices really fucked up and dirty haha x'd

[012Hubba]

Roger Ma'am, we're on it. Fuck the door

[TheAkfoo]

"F*ck their mongrel hides!"

"F*ck the door!"

[MrTestMusic]

Way to ruin a good franchise....

[dave04045]

These are the best machinimas in a very long time

[xXsc3n1cXx]

F*ck thier mongrel hides XD

[CLOSECALLSTUDIOS]

what a waste of time

[LastODSTStanding]

This completely ruined my ability to take anything serious for day.

[hulkcp]

i was literally dying of laughter during this video xD

[Forrestfire444]

@hulkcp Not the only one. XD

[AltFKill]

F*ck faster! They outnumber us three to one!

[DELTAFORCEADC]

@AltFKill i think its C*ck master! They outnumber us 3 to 1

[AltFKill]

@DELTAFORCEADC LOL it could be anything.

[TwitchyMovies]

343 Likes!

Yay

[MeowMixYoMama]

F*CK THE DOOR

[superchook001]

strong and brave. you were a natural **** hahahahaha

[MasterCheifM]

F*UCK AT WILL! F*UCK THEIR MONGROL HYDES!

[BEEF123321]

should have had: and I don't **** bits and pieces... lol

[Lamboman717]

They told me I could **** any spartan i wanted xD

[saja002]

Truth's ships breached the lunar perimeter, ****ed what was left of the home fleet

[YouMayCa11MeV]

"The rings will -blam!- us all."

We'red -blam!-ed.

[MrPhantomsniper]

they let me f*ck. F*ck any Spartan i wanted... i loled my pants

[SpiderVenok]

sounds like tom hanks when he says "likewise Ma'am"

[kickapoo1994]

F**k The door roflmfao

[HardiHawleriKURD]

alright pop the head

it should have been

alright F***K the head xD

[MrSupame12]

Where did you find him?

F*cking out back

[straub987]

Dont make a girl a promise, if you know you cant f*** it.

[Miles75HD]

fuck

[Carmine694]

f*uck them in their mongrel hides!

[spiritskull]

this is f***ing funny

[usnerfout]

they let me f**** did I ever tell u that

[DownbeatViral]

One of the first things that I have ever heard master chief say. . . "The rings will f***** us all."

[logan26111]

63 people are not cool!

[GzeroArchives]

F--ck the door.

[jeffandmatthardyrule]

F***master!

[nitric6]

lol the chip he had at @1:29 looked like a electronic condom :D

[reddragonofDOOM098]

**** Their mongrul hides!!!

[FarSightGaming]

this makes the halo world a ******** lot more dirty

[GoblinMinion]

the rings will f*** us all....

[daewonsongpingpong]

Jimmy kimmel ones are funnier.

[dualblade14]

F@ck their mongrel hides! because we all know that ladies love hairy asses

[Gaaranarutol]

F*** FASTER

[thebeetalls]

i just had to watch an advertisement talking about rectal leakages and/or "the feeling of not fully emptying your bowels"... seriously youtube WTF.

[ManlyTwig]

Tell the commander her "beep" is in the hole"

[ZezimaXL]

"They let me f***" F*** which ever spartan I wanted" lol

[F1NJP]

At 4:18 you should've added "Alright. F*** the hatch." lol

[micah960]

lol Cortana is such a whore

[The1Australian]

Sorry for the tight squeeze. tell the commander her **** is in the hole XD

[coolvideos516]

@The1Australian when i heard that i was like thats what she said

[multiveha]

THE RINGS WILL FUCK US ALL!!!!

[fledgy12]

@multiveha thats er real positive Chief