Breaking Dawn Haters Remixed Again

[ShaniaKoukla]

This thing is pure genius!! Laughed my ass off.

[xJordan510x2011]

0:53 LMFAO

[SimsFan1492]

You should realy take a happy pill.Or maybe 10

[si1234yup]

Lol fart bit ftw

[Ullygirldk]

gurl pleassssseeee

[Butterflyprincessana]

this is what happens when you invest your whole life in a BOOK

[nicolebmoviesFTW2]

@Butterflyprincessana BUUUUUUUUUUUUK*

[abannaaa7x]

at 0:53 was she like fartingg? :L

[peacelovebaylee]

wow wate. is it just me or do i hear farts

[peacelovebaylee]

wow

[blyadko]

Twilight not a book. Twilight is a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOk.

[MOOSENUT42]

man the harpoons!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BodModxCORE]

OMG why can't i find the video of her crying about breaking dawn being over?!!! Someone be a dear and link me xxxxxxxxo

[iLuchianoVarcheli]

@BodModxCORE She removed it a long time ago. ;c

[madaboo456789]

yay, i love these types of videos. when i say these types of video, i mean the ones that make fun of nuttymadam3575. this made melaugh a lot.

[MechanicalWood]

@madaboo456789 me too

[VenaCava4]

Buuuuuhhhhk.

[MechanicalWood]

Any chances of uploading her video crying PLEASEEEEEEEE

[MechanicalWood]

SOMEONE SEND HER A LINK TO THIS x) !!!

[Harpoon2theRescue]

If I knew I was gonna be single for the rest of my life I'd be crying outta my ass too.

[HotWingsLuva1]

2:44........

[SuperPatchy]

LMFAO AT 2:44 OMG.

[angelalovesharry]

i started laughing so hard when i heard "BOOOOOOOOOOOOK!"

[MechanicalWood]

LMAO FART FART FART TWILIGHT FART XD

Twilight would have been better with farts

[MechanicalWood]

Waitt um whats the name of her crying that XD

Lmao so funny

[TheFlashbabeBanned]

2.17 AHAHAHAHA OH GOD I CANT BREATHE XDD,

[benatkins2007]

one word for this whale, BAWWWW!!!!

[silversnake4133]

lulz

roguesdagger iz credit to team! :D

[ClarkeLovesTea]

I died at 2:44

[TheHarrisonCurtis]

fuck off fatty don't cry

[EmEtt93]

@TheHarrisonCurtis if that's all you have to say, being rude, why even comment?...

just curious

[mypersonaz]

I cried from laughter during this video. Whoever made this video is a god.

[TheRaiWolf]

Whether her character grows beyond that is unknown to me, I'd stopped reading by then and shifted my attention to an electric butt-massaging chair in Sky Mall.

[JayChouFanatic]

@TheRaiWolf I'd be horrified if she is still able to grow.

[TheRaiWolf]

It doesn't really break any new ground in the realm of vampire fiction, other than portraying vampires as a family of uncomfortable retards who prance around the woods eating deer and bunny rabbits. There's lots of nervous lip-biting, tender kisses between Pants and Edward, and lengthy descriptions of every feature of Edward's body. Pants is a static character who never really progresses beyond being an insecure vampire fangirl who obsesses over Edward.

[TheRaiWolf]

And the movie?

The movie is just the same uninspired crap shat out onto a film reel. If you like the taste of horse manure on your bologna sandwiches, you're probably gonna like it on your birthday cake as well. The same principle applies with Twilight. Beyond that, it's just a romance novel with the occasional vampire teen drama bullshit peppered here and there.

[TheRaiWolf]

As far as the reader is concerned, Edward cares about nothing in the world more than Pants. What the author has done is created a perfect male figure - a pale Greek statue which the reader can worship and in turn be worshipped by. So what about men that like Twilight?

If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

[TheRaiWolf]

At one point while reading I started counting the number of times the author used the expression "Edward's perfect face," and it was far into the double digits. The author excruciatingly details his muscular pecs, clothing, hair, eye color - even his goddamn breath (I'm not joking). Edward intensely listens to everything Pants has to say, even if she's bitching about she had diarrhea on Christmas or her preferred method for cutting a sandwich in half.

[TheRaiWolf]

By creating this "empty shell," the character becomes less of a person and more of something a female reader can put on and wear. Because I forgot her name (I think it was Barbara or Brando or something like that), I'm going to refer to her as "Pants" from here on out. So after a few chapters of listening to Pants whine about high school, sucking at volleyball, and being the center of attention, the second major character is introduced.

[TheRaiWolf]

First off, the author creates a main character which is an empty shell. Her appearance isn't described in detail; that way, any female can slip into it and easily fantasize about being this person. I read 400 pages of that book and barely had any idea of what the main character looked like; as far as I was concerned she was a giant Lego brick. Appearance aside, her personality is portrayed as insecure, fumbling, and awkward - a combination anyone who ever went through puberty can relate to.

[gunsnatcher2112]

i fucking hate all twilight shit. she needs a life

[KondimentKid]

i love the video description :')

[eldemort]

all that farting and whining...and she's still less annoying than Bella

[tfkisawesome]

Here comes the spoilers *big farting nose* XD

[TheSmexyBieber]

this made me lol

[TheSmexyBieber]

wow you can read it again you own it dont you read it again!!!!!!! and dont cry over a stupid book

[DarthMoltazar]

fuckin asteroid! blow the motherfucker up plz! lol

[chainsawman095]

Do I smell soiled baby diaper?

Poot diaper changing station here.

[HellAngelsBells]

I was thirteen going on fourteen when I read Twilight. I thought it was good, but the others bored me. When I read Breaking Dawn, I was fifteen, and had chosen to become a writer. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[TheBuriedMoon]

What the hell? xD Although it's a bit strange you actually took the time to compile this video together, I stilled laughed.

[frylock2314]

I'm crying right now. Not over this whale-beast, but over humanity. It's dead to me.

[TheIrredeemable]

The truffle shuffle..Do the truffle shuffle!!

[TheIrredeemable]

rofl, could this cunt be any more pathetic?

[LerouxsPhantom]

I'm disappointed the original video of her crying after reading Breaking Dawn was deleted. :(

[trentonfox]

is this an actual vid from her of her crying? XD she has no life!

[briannemonster]

You can't compare her and smeagol!

Smeagol is better than this.

[laurenxp119]

oh my got i was watching this at 2 30am and i was pissing myself laughing almost literally >_> i laughed so hard i cried and the funniest part it was quite so when that massive fart came out im pretty sure it echoed through the house BAHAHAHAH 5/5 i wish i could give it better cheers for making those 4 15 minutes of my life pure laughter

[youizmybitch123]

fffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt­ttttttttttt aaaaaaassssssssssssss  daaaaaamm

[stone0194]

Ive just thought of who she reminds of

HEYYY YOUUU GUYYYYSSSS

its fucking Chonk out of the Goonies

[Shorinnes]

UHMAYZING BUUUUHKKK.

Never mind the harpoons, let's get a cannon.

[BuckyKatt321]

@Shorinnes Nevermind the cannon get the death star and a space laser

[Razor9350]

Never mind the Death Star and the space laser, get God. Works every time.

[Lobster222]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

[ahands2LOL]

MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

[MrWhammydive]

does this remind anyone from smeagol from lord of the rings?

[RowanxxJones]

LOL i love the bit with the fart XDDDDDD

[hannahmartin40]

OMFG BAHAHHAHAAHAH OMG OMG OMG!

[VoldemortsDaughter1]

LMAOOOO!!!

[lotus8998]

gee THANKS. i was trying to eat a snack until i saw this crap. now i've lost my appetite.

[GyrenDeLeonard]

Man the harpoons, men we got whale on the port bow!!!!1

[BeBeAyumi]

ahahahaha xDDDDDDD

[dbrzdejmasakr]

LOL i can't wait till this twishit craze dies completely and no one remembers it. i'm gonna be so fucking happy then.

[GregorHamilton]

nice teeth you fuckin disgusting british fuck, not to mention your a fuckin whale and no one will ever have sex with you ya fuckin pizzapie.

[ilovecaligula]

i'm british...please don't ever associate me with people like this again.

[RowanxxJones]

ok i don't like her either, but i'm british and that's offending all british people :(

[Feinx393]

Amazing BUUUUUKEEE!!

[tecneon]

The random book moment alwase gets me XD

[xzaraxnirvanax]

I actually like the first two twilight books, eclipse was OK buck breaking dawn really was shit. MEyer could shit on a piece of paper and it would make bestseller

[Monomizu]

o my fucking gawd! i thought she wuz cryin from all her hate comments!!!

[JuiceTheBruce]

A wild Snorlax has appeared!

It would be best for me to charge my laz0r at this time.

JuiceTheBruce uses laz0r!

Wild Snorlax's fat shield absorbed the attack!

Wild Snorlax uses second-hand cholesterol!

JuiceTheBruce had a heart attack! JuiceTheBruce whited out.

[sweeeetcheeks86]

woohhoo BEAT THAT SNORLAX!

[anka2468]

lol this coment was posted 2 months ago, but i still love it!

[5h1n10]

BUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEE

[HEHE807]

the farting bit is hilarious

[DynamicScherzo]

hahaha "Little fuckwit" love it lol :P

[Shadonara]

Oh my! This ennemy is one tough cookie. Physical attacks are virtually useless, thanks to her Fat Shield, a powerful item that can't be removed, even by using the Steal command. Said shield also protects from the basic elements, Fire, Ice, and Thunder. However, this shield has a massive disadvantage: It leaves her back vulnerable. The only real way to defeat this beast is to burn a Twilight book with a fire spell, as it makes this monster cry in a stupid fashion, leaving her back exposed.

[clikamajig]

bahhh ahhaahahahahahhahah OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS IM GIVIN IT 5 STARZ!!!! LOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFL

[melodiousIX]

i think theres really only 1 thing i can do to make myself feel better, and you all know what it is *FART*.  LOL

[uhmazingBUUUUUK]

I don't think the harpoons will be enough.

[Toodles43]

a wild snorlax appears

[ZooTycoon223]

get out the fighting types and be sure to up your defense before it crushes you.

VIIIISSSIIOOONNNzZZz

Spoliers, Spoilers.

[SweetTouch93]

wow.

[Toodles43]

MAN THE HARPOONS.

[lexielima]

watching this is almost as painful as watching twilight itself

[TheSmexyBieber]

@lexielima

[danieljedi42]

i wonder if she cried and cut her self when she saw all these remixes of her. apparently thats what she did when she finished her book

[omgyourlegit]

watch?v=MFL3nydkdwI

[nemrod47]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

[DAsrada]

Nuttymadam thinks Twilight is an AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

Hello new meme

[halfpommy]

oh fuck, that was awesome.

[Acerbus00]

lol ITS COMIN

[blamalama]

2:50

[SweetTouch93]

ROTFL

[xSangel99X]

HERE COME THE SPOILAS!

*fart*

[carnivaldead]

I lol'd

[margsifrenia]

why the fuck is she crying???? did somebody rip on her poor little smeyer friend off.....like the MASTER OF HORROR Stephen king? who can't write.....(sarcasm)

I really love s king...he's great....this ....thing has no sense of good literature.

Agree?

[dearestsnugglemuffin]

Waaah.

[SARAHX58]

LOL THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarkdaShark]

I can feel it coming *fart* I feel it is gonna happen, its gonna come out one minute... *Shits her pants*

UHHMAZING VIDEO!

[thehappybus]

I am crying right now, I'm laughing so hard. I feel so immature, but I just can't help it! This is some funny shit!

[SweetTouch93]

ROTFL OMG ME TOO!

[kkrox103]

lol!!

here comes the spoilers *fart*

[TubbyCatProductions]

Wich one is the video where she cries?

[TheTriviumMan]

GET A LIFE

and lose wieght lol

[nopasswordhere]

A Wild Snorlax Appears.

[90geekgirl06]

Try to catch it!

[ashla86]

Here come the spoilers 1:09

[cutieangelloll]

LOL

[ashla86]

Where is the original video for where she was bawling about Breaking Dawn. I was going to watch it after I watched the one where she was freaking out about people hating Breaking Dawn.

By the way, this video is great! Lulz.

[SonOfPriam]

LOL! She acts like she just got dumped.. *FART* I fucking cracked up when that popped up :3

[1000huzzahs]

i think i'm going to hell

[knobylob]

isn't she like 20 something? why is she acting like a fifteen year old with raging hormones?

btw the fart noises= LMAO

[wickedwitchwest12323]

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i can't stop laughing?

[Riiyona]

i cried on the last Harry Potter book.. That was a book worth crying for.

[luvtolaugh1234]

which vid of hers is the one of her crying in the begining?

[RinLockhart]

Man, poor girl. xD

[tsukipurizumu]

Quite literally 'Breaking WInd'

[catlovarokz]

hahahahaha the funny part is she farts and shes fat lol

[Kilo112205]

do you have the original video since she deleted it?

although this version was funny

[refforendum]

lol BUUUK

i laughed so hard that was god dam hillarious!

[AyakoKizukota]

LMAO this was funny XD and that reaction over a BOOK!? COME ON! Did I cry when dumbledore died in harry potter? NO (Im sure most of you harry potter fans have already read that book xD If not im sorry for the spoiler)

[HeWhoIsIAm420]

I mean, at least we could understand if someone at least got sad when Dumbledore died...but this shit is just unreasonable lol...she actually recorded this shit. How stupid do you have to be....

[Musiclover2222]

LAWALASURAS

[tehmotherpuncher]

She is the epitome of a pitiful waste of flesh.

[DanseMacabre1313]

This video almost killed me I laughed so hard! XD

[dogned]

lmfao I laughed SO hard, I just about cried. Well done :D

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

FUCKING ROFLCOPTER!

[RobotChicken9293]

OMFG LMAOO!!! WINWINWIN!!

[PorcelainXDesire]

Idk why she would get this hysterical over a book

[OHMYGOD622]

UHHHHMAAZZIINNNG

[kravenmoorhed0teehee]

you should definitely make a tourettes version of her!!!

[MonkeyOctober]

The encyclopedia dramatica enetry on Nutty is so fucking true.

[hopekills216]

hahaha isnt it? i saw it and i checked it out XD

[MonkeyOctober]

Lol.

[gammleros]

duuuuude I lol'd so hard I was out of breath

[Aptitudescience]

this is an UHHMAZING video

[alecia97]

oh wow!! this is hilarious!!! way better than the other ones i watched!!!

[Estrelinah]

EPIC AWESOME. XD

[gonoverbord69]

ur soo fucking fattt

[brownchick13]

HAHHA

FUCKIN HULARIOUS

no jk

"ugh i feel it coming" fart "its coming " fart

hahahaha

[TsarObezyanka]

My favourite bit "The part where she finally lets him read her mind." With the voice over "You ungratful little turn".

[realbritney]

if she really liked twilight she would act like a vampire(in other words THE COW NEEDS TO STOP EATING!!!)

[brownchick13]

hahah thats hularious!

[StrictlyNeutral]

Oh, the huge manatee!

[aphroditeangel26]

no, no, no, we call it

the sea cow

much more appropriate

[aphroditeangel26]

someone! throw a BUUUUUUHK at her!

[SheenaXWilder]

LOL.

[JeffsDangler]

i think shes really crying because little debbie's decided to discontinue their fudge rounds and shes just using this "book" thing as a cover up

[decornt]

Cry the chocolate tears! BUUUUUUUUUK!!!

[dzudzamadza]

BOOOOOOOOK.

gorgeous!!!!!

i love you xD

[notyourmartyr]

Sorry, all I heard was 'Bring me Solo and the wookie'.

[LostWitness99]

roooooofl

gooood one

[Atemisk666]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[Someoneinworld]

Bring out the HARPOONS

[omglelkekbur]

AHAHAHAHA

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[l337z0r]

MAN THE HARPOONZ!

[Someoneinworld]

A wild snorlax appears!

[outo98]

Snorlax used fart!

[RevivalPhoenix]

Aww poor Pikachu! I think he died!

[commisar1945]

The harpoonz are too damn small, we need to go full nuclear on this one

[temari112]

lol thats mean.... BUT FUNNY!!!

[thekiller1260]

the fart thing just lined up so good. "i have to make myself feel better and i think you kniw what it is" *fart* "its comin" *fart* "i can fell its gonna come any minute now" *many farts*