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  • I can sleep right through that........

  • Ugh! Simply....ugh!

  • Next time, try Roger Waters' scream from the Pompeii performance of "Careful With That Axe, Eugene."

  • Oh my God! No matter how low I turn the volume, it's still annoying!

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  • Yoko Ono sounds like a dying goat!

  • Where you get this!?

  • @blackdeckbox It's just a SONY Dream Machine alarm clock/CD player with a copy of Yoko Ono's Fly CD stuck in it and the alarm set to play track 4, "Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In The Snow)."

  • Sounds like my car in the morning!

  • dammit that's scary....

  • HER FACE!

  • My God in HEAVEN....Have you lost your mind yet? LOL.

    That woman needs to have her vocal chords ripped out.

    Yeah, I did something like that once with Pink Floyd's Time.

    ONCE.

  • I saw the thumbnail before clicking this vid and it made me LOL. Yoko Ono has got to be the most annoying ever. That was not a sentence fragment btw...she's just.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh yeah, gets me up every morning. Like clockwork.

  • Does it work?

  • sounds like a car trying to start.

  • the hell

  • ...that... would scare the shit out of me.

  • oh shoot thats creepy :S

  • I want that!! What's the name of the song????

  • "Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)" by Yoko Ono, from her 1971 album "Fly."

  • Thanks!

  • id wake up to that... lol

  • omg that was creepy

  • Ummm yeah.....I am sooo sorry Yoko at this time I am unable to use your voice as an alarm clock because the sound reminds me of everything ANNOYING!!! imao

  • i'd stay in be if i heard that... i'd think some kind of banshee hiding under my bed was gonna rape me

  • Mother of god.

  • god i have the same one and i thought the beep was anoying

  • Where did you get this alarm clock what is it called?

  • ha i have the same alarm clock

  • Seriously?

  • yea, though mine doesent make that noise in the morning

  • Where did you get this alarm clock? What is it called?

  • Either you awake or have a nightmare.

  • LMFAO thats great

  • what's that song called?

  • OMG thats a brutality clock!!!!

  • wow... i was awake and still wished i didnt hear that haha

  • wtf?!

  • why did you make this?!

  • HAHAHA Excellent!

  • Damnit, YOU CAN'T UNHEAR SOMETHING!

  • great~

  • brilliant

  • omg dis is great!

    NOT!

  • id say play pantera, the song called sandblasted skin. you will wake up.

  • fucking aye

  • holy crap dude xD

  • cacophony.

  • I would smack that thing on the ground with an axe!

  • LMAO!

    the bit at the beginnin sounds like spongebib when he laughs!

    cool alarm!

    (:

  • oh NO It's YOKO! dude you pass the audition.

  • oh my dear god. I am so glad you're not my neighbor.

  • If that gets old, try the Lennon/Ono track 'Cambridge 1969' from Unfinished Music No. 2:Life with the Lions (Yoko shrieking and Lennon's guitar feedback), anything by Masonna, Rotterdam hardcore, John Zorn's track 'Never Again' (from the CD Kristallnacht), "Schrei X" by Diamanda Galas or (on another note) anything from the CD "70s Party Classics Killers" -- or better yet how about a quick-cut megamix of all of them! You'll be yearning for a Westclox MoonBeam alarm clock soon after that...

  • hehe made me laugh

  • thats pretty scary.

  • horrible, ouch

  • Is that Yoko-Ono? The chia pet one's worse though.

  • omg wth i would die if i heard dat ting in da morining

  • ha ha ha!!!! that is like horrible!!!

  • burn mi plz !!

  • that's fucking horrible....

  • shoot me

  • Oh my god

    *_*

  • dude.. i need that cd..

  • Id get the biggest hammer i could see, go get it and smash the fucker up!

    XD

  • oh my word dude plug your ears or throw it out.

  • I think my morning routine would be much easier with that sort of alarm- Wake up, jump out window. I don't think I'd have to worry about oversleeping ever again... XD

  • haha me 2! :D

  • I wouldn't be able to sleep again after that! Ever!

  • yeah yoko ono...

  • Brr! One would wake up thinking they're in an exorcism...

  • oh god that alarm clock is the spawn of satan!!

  • I would freaking fly out of bed and cling to my ceiling fan if I woke up to that!!!

  • Just shake the person gently, and when they open their eyes... flash that hidious picture !

    they'll be INSTANTLY AWAKE!

    (OF THINK THEY'RE IN A TERRRIBLE NIGHTMARE!)

    ....Who the hell is that? Yoko Ono?

  • It's not the alarm clock that's annoying, he just plugs it in to his stereo for what i understand?

  • That would actually scare me! lol

  • ..........

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