@blackdeckbox It's just a SONY Dream Machine alarm clock/CD player with a copy of Yoko Ono's Fly CD stuck in it and the alarm set to play track 4, "Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In The Snow)."
I saw the thumbnail before clicking this vid and it made me LOL. Yoko Ono has got to be the most annoying ever. That was not a sentence fragment btw...she's just.
Ummm yeah.....I am sooo sorry Yoko at this time I am unable to use your voice as an alarm clock because the sound reminds me of everything ANNOYING!!! imao
If that gets old, try the Lennon/Ono track 'Cambridge 1969' from Unfinished Music No. 2:Life with the Lions (Yoko shrieking and Lennon's guitar feedback), anything by Masonna, Rotterdam hardcore, John Zorn's track 'Never Again' (from the CD Kristallnacht), "Schrei X" by Diamanda Galas or (on another note) anything from the CD "70s Party Classics Killers" -- or better yet how about a quick-cut megamix of all of them! You'll be yearning for a Westclox MoonBeam alarm clock soon after that...
I think my morning routine would be much easier with that sort of alarm- Wake up, jump out window. I don't think I'd have to worry about oversleeping ever again... XD
I can sleep right through that........
shadowlink301 4 months ago
Ugh! Simply....ugh!
onlinealarmclock 8 months ago
Next time, try Roger Waters' scream from the Pompeii performance of "Careful With That Axe, Eugene."
xxcelinux 9 months ago
Oh my God! No matter how low I turn the volume, it's still annoying!
xxcelinux 9 months ago
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Yoko Ono sounds like a wounded dying goat!
cattleman83 1 year ago
Yoko Ono sounds like a dying goat!
cattleman83 1 year ago
Where you get this!?
blackdeckbox 1 year ago
@blackdeckbox It's just a SONY Dream Machine alarm clock/CD player with a copy of Yoko Ono's Fly CD stuck in it and the alarm set to play track 4, "Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For Her Hand In The Snow)."
NakedReporta 1 year ago
Sounds like my car in the morning!
carbonrocket 1 year ago 5
dammit that's scary....
holyheartkimi 1 year ago
HER FACE!
omfgcrissangel 1 year ago
My God in HEAVEN....Have you lost your mind yet? LOL.
That woman needs to have her vocal chords ripped out.
Yeah, I did something like that once with Pink Floyd's Time.
ONCE.
ravenwolven 1 year ago
I saw the thumbnail before clicking this vid and it made me LOL. Yoko Ono has got to be the most annoying ever. That was not a sentence fragment btw...she's just.
octogirlpretty 1 year ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ComputerTeacher1620 1 year ago
Oh yeah, gets me up every morning. Like clockwork.
NakedReporta 1 year ago
Does it work?
Wolfcom 1 year ago
sounds like a car trying to start.
Thingamajigs 1 year ago
the hell
carlosperezvidal 1 year ago
...that... would scare the shit out of me.
arene91 1 year ago
oh shoot thats creepy :S
harrypotterrox4ever 1 year ago
I want that!! What's the name of the song????
danevati 2 years ago
"Don't Worry, Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)" by Yoko Ono, from her 1971 album "Fly."
NakedReporta 1 year ago
Thanks!
danevati 1 year ago
id wake up to that... lol
loversofburnham 2 years ago
omg that was creepy
AnimeFaaaan 2 years ago 2
Ummm yeah.....I am sooo sorry Yoko at this time I am unable to use your voice as an alarm clock because the sound reminds me of everything ANNOYING!!! imao
violetsun9 2 years ago
i'd stay in be if i heard that... i'd think some kind of banshee hiding under my bed was gonna rape me
XzongoX 2 years ago 24
Mother of god.
undercoverpunker 2 years ago 4
god i have the same one and i thought the beep was anoying
Wang4free 2 years ago
Where did you get this alarm clock what is it called?
CheezSalad 2 years ago
ha i have the same alarm clock
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
Seriously?
NakedReporta 2 years ago
yea, though mine doesent make that noise in the morning
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
Where did you get this alarm clock? What is it called?
CheezSalad 2 years ago
Either you awake or have a nightmare.
Chubbychoco 2 years ago 11
LMFAO thats great
DeadlyDevil666 3 years ago 2
what's that song called?
number13lucky 3 years ago
OMG thats a brutality clock!!!!
GoshaDerNymphi 3 years ago
wow... i was awake and still wished i didnt hear that haha
222x222 3 years ago 4
wtf?!
PeanutButterCookie89 3 years ago 3
why did you make this?!
Shupperman66 3 years ago
HAHAHA Excellent!
diego9191 3 years ago
Damnit, YOU CAN'T UNHEAR SOMETHING!
chrischris349 3 years ago 9
great~
melodie986 3 years ago
brilliant
lioxoda111 3 years ago
omg dis is great!
NOT!
chichiemem 3 years ago 2
id say play pantera, the song called sandblasted skin. you will wake up.
mr7confused 3 years ago
fucking aye
Assassinator666 3 years ago
holy crap dude xD
HaederBazooka 3 years ago 3
cacophony.
mightycowhero 3 years ago
I would smack that thing on the ground with an axe!
skipdebim 3 years ago 4
LMAO!
the bit at the beginnin sounds like spongebib when he laughs!
cool alarm!
(:
Holliiey 3 years ago 5
oh NO It's YOKO! dude you pass the audition.
laneatlileden 3 years ago
oh my dear god. I am so glad you're not my neighbor.
n6girl 3 years ago 24
If that gets old, try the Lennon/Ono track 'Cambridge 1969' from Unfinished Music No. 2:Life with the Lions (Yoko shrieking and Lennon's guitar feedback), anything by Masonna, Rotterdam hardcore, John Zorn's track 'Never Again' (from the CD Kristallnacht), "Schrei X" by Diamanda Galas or (on another note) anything from the CD "70s Party Classics Killers" -- or better yet how about a quick-cut megamix of all of them! You'll be yearning for a Westclox MoonBeam alarm clock soon after that...
borbetomagus 3 years ago
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fucken fekky
rockbandledgend 3 years ago
hehe made me laugh
runescapewhiz7 3 years ago
thats pretty scary.
aslan45 3 years ago 3
horrible, ouch
whykiki27 3 years ago
Is that Yoko-Ono? The chia pet one's worse though.
dawnmccarthy1 3 years ago
omg wth i would die if i heard dat ting in da morining
rapcatpizza 4 years ago 5
ha ha ha!!!! that is like horrible!!!
queenice2 4 years ago
burn mi plz !!
guitarocker69607 4 years ago
that's fucking horrible....
headoner 4 years ago
shoot me
xxbrokenpuppetxx 4 years ago
Oh my god
*_*
siriuslyamazing 4 years ago
dude.. i need that cd..
jimmy7lin 4 years ago
Id get the biggest hammer i could see, go get it and smash the fucker up!
XD
supermansamuel 4 years ago
oh my word dude plug your ears or throw it out.
123321heyhihello 4 years ago
I think my morning routine would be much easier with that sort of alarm- Wake up, jump out window. I don't think I'd have to worry about oversleeping ever again... XD
whatsernamever2 4 years ago 2
haha me 2! :D
bighipo 4 years ago
I wouldn't be able to sleep again after that! Ever!
Punkybusiness 4 years ago
yeah yoko ono...
polishpico 4 years ago
Brr! One would wake up thinking they're in an exorcism...
hazelwitchhazel 4 years ago
oh god that alarm clock is the spawn of satan!!
kokuei69 4 years ago 6
I would freaking fly out of bed and cling to my ceiling fan if I woke up to that!!!
Trance88 4 years ago
Just shake the person gently, and when they open their eyes... flash that hidious picture !
they'll be INSTANTLY AWAKE!
(OF THINK THEY'RE IN A TERRRIBLE NIGHTMARE!)
....Who the hell is that? Yoko Ono?
HardcoreHorrorChick 4 years ago
It's not the alarm clock that's annoying, he just plugs it in to his stereo for what i understand?
SofiaPuffsan 4 years ago
That would actually scare me! lol
SunnyBrookie 4 years ago
..........
ThyUnknown 4 years ago 2