a guy drives and suddenly gets 2 flat tyres at once. he just got one in bulk so must call the insurance so they send a crane ... as waiting all bored a voice starts to talk inside the glovebox.
"im here, make your wait funny as inserting dildow in yer ass"
and the driver starts to stab him the dildow in every oriffice as smiles to camera
well i cant set a talking dildow on tv since is kinda dishonest advertisement
meh no comprende muy bien (lol) mean ... lol ... like ... k i got a toy ... lets say i sell dildos ftw ... i sell dildows wich are grat in all colours and sizes for girls, guys, for ... ops! no more genders. kkkkk i sell dildows pink yellow whiteall kinds of sizes, textures flavors w/wo lights florescent, fosforescents, dildows related to movies etc
and i cant hahahah make advertisement for tv like ... well with my talking dildows flying around the room screaming how good and lusty makes to 1/2
I remember the first time I saw this trailer all I knew was that it was a Eidos game. So I got excited during the first 20 seconds because I thought it was gonna be a new Hitman, but then my dreams were squashed. -_-
I finally bought the game - being that I am still a PC gamer and in spite of having a good machine (fairly new Dell Inspiron), I didn't want to pay top Dollar being that the next gens are very difficult for a two-finger typist so I waited and got it in a 3 for £10 deal in UK store "Game"! At least my inevitable mistakes won't be expensive ones LOL!
WOW! Not many people in the gaming world give enough credit to tomb raider underworld, when it comes to graphics, but it simply is amazing, right up there with the best: Crysis, COD MW2, RE5, Bad Company 2 etc. etc.! By the way amazing vid, loved it reversed!
Play it backwards and watch it carefully. I came up with this sentence: "The KEY to the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD is because of LARA" The key is from, duh, the key. Destruction of the world from the flaming earth. And Lara from the twin pistols. *shrugs* That's just me though.
When I got the game, I didn't want to be too spoiled about the game but I peeked at the level list in the web. I was thinking "what, no Croft Manor level?" Then I saw this trailer in game. I thought "Okayyyy.... I take this to mean there's no separate Croft Manor level." =)
(Yeah, it is there as a *level*, it's just that the separate Manor mission was among my fav features of Legend and Anniversary...)
What hapenned 2 dopies yellow eyes? They're brown now. Now she looks less evil and more like lara.... grr
scaryfacelover 4 months ago
Most epic game trailer EVA!!!!!! Who agrees???
NSoak1 7 months ago
feel you.
lets make a dildo ad ...
a guy drives and suddenly gets 2 flat tyres at once. he just got one in bulk so must call the insurance so they send a crane ... as waiting all bored a voice starts to talk inside the glovebox.
"im here, make your wait funny as inserting dildow in yer ass"
and the driver starts to stab him the dildow in every oriffice as smiles to camera
well i cant set a talking dildow on tv since is kinda dishonest advertisement
AND WTF IS DIS SHIT!!!!11
ROFL 2/2
KStealed 10 months ago
meh no comprende muy bien (lol) mean ... lol ... like ... k i got a toy ... lets say i sell dildos ftw ... i sell dildows wich are grat in all colours and sizes for girls, guys, for ... ops! no more genders. kkkkk i sell dildows pink yellow whiteall kinds of sizes, textures flavors w/wo lights florescent, fosforescents, dildows related to movies etc
and i cant hahahah make advertisement for tv like ... well with my talking dildows flying around the room screaming how good and lusty makes to 1/2
KStealed 10 months ago
this is like the sweetest trailer ever
yoyoma1428 10 months ago
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1:17 - Racetrack Key from TR2. This made me happy to see :)
RoryBlair11 1 year ago
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RoryBlair11 1 year ago
I remember the first time I saw this trailer all I knew was that it was a Eidos game. So I got excited during the first 20 seconds because I thought it was gonna be a new Hitman, but then my dreams were squashed. -_-
ContortedWhisk 1 year ago
I finally bought the game - being that I am still a PC gamer and in spite of having a good machine (fairly new Dell Inspiron), I didn't want to pay top Dollar being that the next gens are very difficult for a two-finger typist so I waited and got it in a 3 for £10 deal in UK store "Game"! At least my inevitable mistakes won't be expensive ones LOL!
HighPriestess10 1 year ago
what is the name of this song
eduardo16duda 1 year ago
@eduardo16duda Mozart's 'Lacrimosa'
TumasMuscat 1 year ago
WOW! Not many people in the gaming world give enough credit to tomb raider underworld, when it comes to graphics, but it simply is amazing, right up there with the best: Crysis, COD MW2, RE5, Bad Company 2 etc. etc.! By the way amazing vid, loved it reversed!
lukeneves 1 year ago
jsut beautiful!
HodenGamer 2 years ago
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SPOILER:In the vid, that isn't Lara, it's Natla's evil clone of her. I just finished playing this game. It's AMAZING.
SailorLapisLazuli 2 years ago
Why post the spoiler for those who haven't played?
SlapAttackGames 2 years ago
@SlapAttackGames Why search for it? This trailer is on the game too, so they'll see it either way.
MahiroWyster 11 months ago
And she's pants are about to fall down. So... is this a nimfo version of Lady Croft?
B4Ri 2 years ago
Lara in red! Wahhh this is gonna be interested.
B4Ri 2 years ago
It is like my house is destructed.. It is too bad. I am very sad about Croft Manor. It was a realy beautiful house.. Poor house :(
TheNpaca1 2 years ago
me too.i loved it soooo much.
LuketheSkate 2 years ago
find a key find a key oh happy I will be!!!!
DragonWorldProducts 2 years ago
uh "final chapter", this isn't the final chapter of the legend trilogy, tomb raider anniversary doesn't count
TW3323R 2 years ago
How come nobody ever notices the Key in the window near the end? What does it mean?
redork 2 years ago
yeah you right i always see it and noby noticed it
ViorsProductions1234 2 years ago
Play it backwards and watch it carefully. I came up with this sentence: "The KEY to the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD is because of LARA" The key is from, duh, the key. Destruction of the world from the flaming earth. And Lara from the twin pistols. *shrugs* That's just me though.
GirlWhoPlaysTR 2 years ago
i saw the key there is no way no one could not see it
ErlonII 2 years ago
Watch the trailer in reverse.
It's a multi-layered message which would read:
The Key to the Destruction of the World is Lara.
bjnboy 2 years ago
When I got the game, I didn't want to be too spoiled about the game but I peeked at the level list in the web. I was thinking "what, no Croft Manor level?" Then I saw this trailer in game. I thought "Okayyyy.... I take this to mean there's no separate Croft Manor level." =)
(Yeah, it is there as a *level*, it's just that the separate Manor mission was among my fav features of Legend and Anniversary...)
wwwwolf 2 years ago
Tomb raider and Mozart now theres something new isnt it?
shadowguy24 3 years ago
my dad was helping to construct this trailer. he constructed the launch trailer. he works in crystal dynamics! :D
powdrillman 3 years ago
Now that I've finished the game, whenever I watch this, I want to cry. How could I have not seen that that *SPOILER* Lara.
BethGoth15 3 years ago
this is the doppelganger
xlane2096 3 years ago
Tomb Raider Underworld Teaser Trailer
what is the song?
7DanielE 3 years ago
"Lacrimosa" by Mozart
mikekarman5 3 years ago
Final chapter woohoo. Finally almost the true sequel to the original TR.
darthkahn45 3 years ago