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  • I used to work with this dude in accounts at LN a few years back - never a dull day!

  • how many time he heard the worst idontknowwhat in his life? somebody count it!

  • Now I think this things are almost alla fixed,the guy said the same things like Aswhin,another impossible guy who went to theyr audition

  • Back before Louis Walsh travelled back in time.

  • I just called to say how much I care I do, is that flat? As a pancake mate!

  • Heeeeeeaaaaaaaaart!!!! Simon's face! Hahaha! :-)

  • hahahaha 1:03

  • X factor

  • he should stick to his day job....

  • @whygothic - I worked with him and he was rubbish at his job as well.

  • @screenm0nkey hahaha! poor dude...

  • @whygothic - I worked with him and he was rubbish at his job as well.

  • What a fool

  • Chris-chan's English cousin proved to be more annoying than his e-famous counterpart.

  • kinda feel bad for the guy! He really thinks he´s doing well, why doesnt anyone close to him tell him the truth??!! I blame them and not him. Telling someone "youre not that good, i dont advice you to go and audition on TV in front of Louis Walsh, and Simon Cowell!!", that has to be less hurtful than going out there and get shot down like that!

  • kisses from austria...see u in february!tina&julie

  • I reckon this guy has asperges based on the way he talks

  • y do these ppl think they can sing it ludascris

  • @461guy They figure if Kesha can make it anything is possible.

  • Some of the blame has to lie with the family.

    The poor sod's granny probably told him he's great even though he's making the cat's ears bleed.

  • He jizz called to say I love you.

  • I bet his neighbors were thrilled when he practised that high note ending...

  • Lol When Simon said it was the worst audition he looked Apolled lol!

  • Tone deaf bitch.

    Love how Simon always says ''That was one of the worst auditions I've heard in my life'' nd& they take it 2 heart when ee says it 2 everyone.. HA!

    True tho.. x

  • 1:21

    when his face drops ahahah!

    lmao!

  • yer he was probs close to tears as well lol

  • lmao all i heard was "i jizz called to..." lmao

  • why poeple think they are good when there not??

  • OMG reading some of your comments brought me tears of laughter.. LMAO but i feel bad for him bc when he sees this he might fall into depression.

  • I can't describe how badly I wanted to smack him across the face when he smiled at the end of the song.

  • LMAO!! thats awesome.

  • @Afer123 lmao!!! hahahah I don't know him but I hate him

  • That sucks Karl

  • believe it or not i know this guy and i use 2 work wit his dad...

  • He's a fag fuck with no talent.

  • hes stupidity blinded him...god i love the auditions... best part

  • charisma? what chrisma?

    haha

  • it sounds like he's talking.

    LOL,

    but I feel sorry for him lol

  • Simon Fuller

  • if that man called me to tell me he loved me id crap a brick!

  • I can't decide whether the judges have the best or the worst job in the world.

  • look at his face lol!!

  • LMAO XD

  • I JIZZ CALLED TO SAY, I LOVE YOU!!! Jizz, it sounds like my name lol

  • Now I'm pissed off does anybody know who this prick is?

  • Fucking dick needs a slap stupid cunt!

  • OMFG was that long end to the song really needed?

  • I JIZZ called to say i love you.

    :L

    that man likes his Jizz.

  • Sharons face at 00:43

    OMG PRICELESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • His smaile when he finished singing was like 'Ha I'm getting through' that really wound me up!

  • I mean i like the bloke he is a nice boy. He is not very good singer love him ..x

  • Someone has to land Skywalkers to reality,

    but this british dude makes it a vertical descent of 3000ft.

    the poor guy might join the serial killer sidekicks club now..

  • 01:18 - 01:23 LOL!!! just look at his reaction

  • is that thing for real? i mean come on????

  • poor asshole

  • beyond belief!

  • what a dick

  • Simon is just brutal on X-Factor. For whatever reason he seems to be a lot more tame on American Idol, as far as giving people the bad news goes.

  • X-Factor is his show - he can't be fired from it. Simon Fuller owns Idol.

  • you mean simon cowel?

  • No - X-Factor is owned by Simon Cowell. The Idol show is owned by Simon Fuller.

  • just makes you cringe......

  • I just can't believe he would think he was good. He must have been a poser.

  • this is so funny, when he's sayin he's confident and stuff bout chawisma (charisma) at the start, and the he's blubbering some shit near 1:30, ha, confident my arse

  • "I can be SEXcessful like that guy" lmao

  • wt is dis guy thinkin?????!!!!

  • 0:47 Simon's face says "My ears! Stop singing". I bet he has his ears insured LOL

  • Really don't see the point in him doing that. pap audition. good vid :D

  • OMG! That was awful!

  • someone must be winding him up, he shouldnt be so confident

  • Is this doughnut for real! He has got to be an actor!

  • omg that was so bad it was almost quite good.

    and who's chris isaac anyway? lol i love arrogant people who fail its funny.

  • Chris Isaac is this sexy guy that sounds like Elvis and sings 'Wicked game'

  • what the the the ! it sucks!

  • Why do this untalented fool get his false sense of confidence from? Charisma my ass.

  • what is this song called anyone plzz!!

  • It's "I just called to say I love you" by Stevie Wonder.

  • thanks:)

  • loud,confident and wrong bwahwwahwahwah (>:))

  • idiots, cant see that they suck more then a grandma. fucking retarded people

  • I feel smarter thanks to people like him.

  • lol my lil cuz got a lil teddy that sings that song hehe x

  • cheers frank

  • why do we watch this stuff?

  • how shoulde we supossed to know????????

  • its annoyingly addictive...

  • WHATs that intro song at the beggining? Not what he sung) cheers

  • Chris isaac: wicked game

  • no way...

  • He Has One Of Those Faces That Makes You Want To Slap Him

  • you gotta love the chris isaac intro after Simon's comment~

  • agreed. nice touch lol

  • bad! worst ever

  • lmfao woch his smile at 24 seconds!!!

  • oh the sick twisted pleasure i get from watching deluded idiots making fools of themselves on television. xD

  • wot a dickhead. can't these losers get a life?

  • i thought accountants were smart. this freak is a dumbass

  • Painful. Totally painful. That's all I can say about this dickheaded moron.

  • He Has A Baby Face And Is So Diluded

  • A baby of which species?

  • species of untalented ppol

  • How sad that he has neither family nor friends who care enough to kindly tell him the truth--if only to spare him the shock of finding it out from others.

  • ilove louey walshes expressions!! he kills me!!

  • i just called to say how much i CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­re !!! LMAO

  • BEST GAYDICKHEAD

  • What a moron. Charisma? Professionalism? This guy sucks. I've never heard someone more off-key than this dorkwad.

  • lol same and just to say...you cant inject passion like heroin u dickhead

  • UGH

  • LOL at Simons face at 1:23 and the tune that goes with it.

  • Who tells these people that they can sing?

  • someone extremely stupid

  • Aw love him.... he tried he tried. And failed. Miserably aha.

  • oops, lol heehee =)

  • the way he closes his eyes, arrrrggghhh!

  • LOL at Sharon's face at 00:58. She is NOT amused!

  • chris your a legend bruv i reckon u could win it

  • My ears hurt. His pitch was all over the place.

  • shut up. anyone who knows anythin could tell you that. stop pretending you know so much

  • why do people think that their good singers!!! Y are people so deluded??? Its very sad and it puts us brits to shame!! Where are the good singers!!!

  • Christ! Simon Cowell's face says it all....

  • its true, all the people with massive ego's are always the awfull singers and those ones that are kinda shyish and just do their thing turn out to be wicked :P

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhh MY EARS ARE ARE BLEEDING SOMBODY HELP ME that really was terrible i don't know how anyone could ever let them selves be seen singing like that but it was really funny

  • He's like them women on myspace that think their too good looking.

  • T E R R I B L E ! XD

  • why do they let him sing in front of the camera. my ears hurt, ouch

  • How the f*ck do these rubbish people actually believe for a second that they're that good? They must know somehow that they're actually really really bad. And all that 'I've got charmisma and a good voice' is all fake confidence, it's so annoying. Makes for good entertainment though! :D.

  • jeepers lol

  • How come EVERY single one of these "I'm the best" "I'm gonna be a major star" ALWAYS suck?

  • you only have to send in an app form, if you get it back with good news.. you sing to judges, duh? :S

  • Did he say I jizz cocked? :S

  • Lmao..!!

    Its, I Just Called,

    But I Think I Prefer I Jiss Cocked =P

    Lulz =] xx

  • O M  G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wat  a faggot

  • the pain stop the hurting oh god

  • He hurt my fucking ears!!!

  • He broke my speakers

  • and i mean "IT" from the bottom of mAII HAAAAAAARRRRRT

  • Bless Him. He Actually Believes He Is Gd! Lmaooo

  • hes a gay fag

  • Oh Gawd im deaf >_<

  • You must be joking!!

  • I just called to say...3 nos, NEXT!

  • how much do u just love simon cowel!! lol

  • I JIZZ CORR TO SAY I RUVV J00!!!

    from the bottom of my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaart

  • Holy lord, that is a dude who can´t sing!!! JUST GIMME A FORK, SO I CAN STICK IT INTO MY EYE!!!^^

  • Dreadful....these people are deluded

  • DON'T call again!!! don't SING AGAIIIN!!

  • Simon looks extremely tired. Poor boy. Looks like he needs a bit of sleep.(or maybe he jus misses paula) Lol jus kidding.

  • aww bless..I feel so sorry for him!

  • iii"vvve gggott co coc onfidence...YOU boy should get a life :) LOL

  • hes a queer boy.

  • He said he thinks hes got RAW talent, hahahahahahaha what a dick though to believe such nonsense.

  • he actually looks shocked when simon said worst audition! loveeee go ome!

  • Was Simon droooling? ;)

  • he woz shit !

  • wtf?

  • he's got "confidence" and "charisma" but it's the voice we need. Go home

  • Another fag who can't sing.

  • I thought he was amazing! Great potential! Lol

  • I agree LMAO!

  • O.M.G. the look on simons face the whole way through that. Lol

  • dear god terrible

  • haha i really wanted to say this but didn't before 1 month ago

    watching this again, i have to say, he's the first guy i started to hate from a video.

  • i must say what a singer not ha ha

  • to say i careeeeeeear

  • hehe cut him some slack... he made a fool of himself on national television.. hehe I'm sure he understands how bad he is now lol

  • I think Simon was thinking of retiring. Pretty soon.

  • they all sound like that to me...

  • HAHAHA HE CANT SING

  • ehhhhhhhh hes not good?!? wen ppl sing wat do they think?

    ***hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm***

  • waz it me was he sain I JIZZ CALLED lol wa a goon

  • sylid.....i totally agree

  • out of tone, no emotion, he looks like a jerk, he probably is a jerk... i can go on.. and on and on

  • u can tell hes no good when u hear him speak!

  • what a wicked game he played to make me feel this way

  • Simon is RUTHLESS, he doesn't care who he hurts!

  • But do u want c**p singers believing a lie?

  • Deluded ppl deserve a reality slap but genuine kindnes would lessen the blow.

  • unfortunately i know this guy. and yes he really did believe he was great . and yes he really is the biggest dick you could ever wish to meet. or not.

  • lol, look at his face expresssion after singing. he was really expecting applause

  • lol