Mickey Avalon - F***in Em All

[ps474paul]

A masterpiece. Up there w/ Hustler Hall Of Fame. Which Notorious BIG could've done. If it's too hot for you, step out of the goddamn kitchen. Pronto.

[cornishgamehen1983]

He looks like he should have been in clock work orange

[mazzochia]

dude looks like a hooker.but the song is catchy :))

[TheFasdwa]

WOOT MICKEY AVALON IN VEGAS ON THE 31st at EXTREME THING

[imseksie]

you've GOT to be kidding me?? is this guy for realz?

[BluberryHazeSmoke]

dudes a freak. but shit whatever

[ise1880]

lol this shit is stupid.

[eurbina22]

Mickey is straight garbage.

[eurbina22]

That was garbage.

[ItsAllAboutReelLife]

I don't know which, but either he copies of Dirt Nasty or Dirt Nasty copies of him.. They sound a like and have the same stupid antics.

[RawrrrHaileyChan]

@ItsAllAboutReelLife Actually, they both just have the same style. Dirt Nasty and Mickey worked in Dyslexic Speedreaders together.

[ItsAllAboutReelLife]

@RawrrrHaileyChan Cool story bro.

[TheBiomanic]

That was the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I can't believe this passes for music.

[MarchTrue]

@TheBiomanic go home and die

[TheBiomanic]

@MarchTrue I'm already at home, and I don't see what good dying would do for me.

[foscarlos]

look at the ASS AT 1:58

[vberg06]

Marilyn Manson raps now?

[PokPat4]

0:45 : Porcelain Black <3

[vitaexcolatur815]

@PokPat4 she's actually in the hot tub, but GOOD CALL

[aaronschainm]

i never knew this dude was so weird looking

[elisamet]

greatest faggot of them all !

[vafer420]

jajajja se maneja

[everybodyelsedoes]

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ON THIS BADDAS HES GETS MORE PUSSY THAN you see walking the streets of LA..

[gcastro44]

Mickey always gots the hottest bitches in his videos.

[pLaMRs]

fav ...

[xcleartheedgex]

Fucking hell!

I've got it, it's not Marilyn Manson/ Jeffery star,

It's peaches in dude form, think about it, raps about Sex all the time, but isn't really that atractive? :o

[BlackGold691]

I heard that he got thank you tattooed on his stomach so when someone finishes giving him a blowjob and look up that's what they see

[EpicWatching1]

good ending, deuch gettin his ass kicked

[finkerbell5]

3:02 he tried grabbing the guys penis

[MrSlickjagger]

ROCK GOD/BASEGOD

[tarotreadingsbykate]

he seems very feminine, which makes this song kind of commical

[Guppyandkimchee]

ew...like the song but he's ugly

[sphasout]

2:00 DAT ASS!

[DukeSonnier]

He defiantly has SWAG(:

[kgonepostl]

I can't believe this sissy fag gets more pussy then me. Wack busta

[tresoronthebeach]

I LOVE U MICKEY !

[m515013]

to all you bitches male or female talkin shit about mickey...fuck you....youd do him or hang with him in a new york second!!!! hes a fuckin cool mother fucker,and can be who he wants to,and dont give a shit.....so dont watch his fuckin video!!!

[CommentLuvR123]

Just like a Honey Badger!

[yuripa1993]

Porcelain Black <3

[MrIdontwannahearit]

what a fucking fag

[remusomega]

he has a striking resemblance to marilyn manson

[FKurzss]

1:59 dat ass

[TasteMyDBolts]

hes defo not gay mite be bi but im pretty sure he just did gay prostitution to get his fix of heroin but obviously hes a bit tapped in the head

[haneyboy12]

soooo many hot chicks holy

[MrNinja540]

"I used to be straight, then i took an arrow to the knee."

[decapitation321]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

[MegaJonbonesjones]

so he went from giving head to receiving head sorry i just can't over him being a gay jewish crack addicted prostitute rapper

[lazytimewaster]

@MegaJonbonesjones Are you guy? Just wondering, cuz from a girl's perspective Mickey is totally hot. Something about that boarderline gay thing gets you. He's kinda like Mic Jagger was back in the day, I suppose... He's got them moves like Jagger...

[MegaJonbonesjones]

@lazytimewaster im not insulting him I'm just saying the way he acts would be explained if it turns out he was a gay prostitute

[lazytimewaster]

@MegaJonbonesjones He was a prostitute.  But regardless of which genders he served, that still doesn't mean he's gay. Gender preference is not necessarily reflected by one's actions. I've kissed girls, but I can assure I'm straight as an arrow.

[MegaJonbonesjones]

@lazytimewaster pretty sure thats gay even though your not gay the act was gay i never said mickey is gay i said i hear mickey was a gay prostitute

[mizlyn90]

@lazytimewaster Other girls think he's hot? I'm a girl and I just think he's one of the ugliest guys! Not dissing anyone who thinks he's hot, haha. But he's definitely not my type :)

[TheShawna09able]

HE IS NOT GAY!!!!!!! :D

[penske13]

@TheShawna09able ummm....ya. he's gay. you wanna split hairs? he is for sure bi. sucked dick for money.....was all ove r the scene. do just the slightest bit of research man.

[lazytimewaster]

@penske13 "I kissed a girl and I liked it"... so is Katy Perry gay too?? Gay is an expression of gender preference, not a reflection of past prostitution experiences in times of dire need. A person's actions will never make them gay or straight. And besides, mickey's definitely not gay. He loves "pretty girls". He's a little effeminate, but to tell you the truth, from a girl's perspective it's kinda hot.

[3Dtechnopeople]

he reminds me of a mix between marilyn manson and jeffery star

[RawrrrHaileyChan]

@3Dtechnopeople This is the best comment I have ever seen.

[OKvex]

@3Dtechnopeople i totally agree

[MegaJonbonesjones]

i heard Mickey was a gay prostitute back in the day it would all make sense

[HELLPINAVENGER]

@MegaJonbonesjones yup, he was a prostitute, drugaddict, drug dealer, he did all that to pay for his heroine addiction i think...

[kylestrangerful]

@MegaJonbonesjones yes thats true..... hahahahaa

[DrMirel]

@MegaJonbonesjones and that your problem? can also be mutated, meet the artist! /:) Respect Mickey Avalon-From Romania :D

[markieman999]

@MegaJonbonesjones yeah cuz he was hooked on crack so he did what ever he cud to get money but look wheres he now

[darksprin]

@MegaJonbonesjones who cares he's fucking awesome

[poopermcpooperstink]

butt fuckin em all

[kutkoplul]

@SkullFuckerStudios yeah his own pussy

[MrIdontwannahearit]

this guy is fucking ugly wow

[MrDeyz]

screw your self dude you are a jackass

kill your sefl!!!

[bizbite2]

Micky is not gay, he's BISEXUAL... Why? - Twice the ass !!! (Literally).

[Milepaxii]

i'm obsessed with this song, it's stuck in my head. 

[sheepninja1]

hes scary ____

[vincentm9391]

omg what is the name of that short hair chick?

[KimmyJRapeAllDaNoob]

@vincentm9391 hot

[xreheganx]

@vincentm9391 Alaina Beaton :)

[vincentm9391]

@xreheganx thank man =D

[actionmanmilla]

immense swag

[tripletrash]

i don't think that little guy is hitting anyone in the jaw ever.

[ahktopus]

163 people got a fist in the jaw

[drpepperjake123]

He somehow gets an immense amount of pussy.

[drpepperjake123]

He somehow get an immense amount of pussy.

[kutkoplul]

what a fagg!

[GreenBandanaGangBang]

@TheAidan134 actually.. Yes. Yes I did.

[TheAidan134]

You guys do know mickey was a drug dealer/heroin addict/ prostitute when he was younger right?

[deirup510]

god he is one creepy lookin weirdo. But whatever, he gets mad puss so more power to him

[24miarhodes]

Let me rap to ya! Have you ever been to Africa? Have ya ever smoked crack before?????????? Riddle me that bitches!!!!!!

[babylovexinfinity20]

girl in purple bra = alaina beaton?

[Jonny83p]

One of the illest artists out!...most original at that toooooo

[Mike500Hunt]

im tellin you he is a cross between sarah jessica parker and marilyn manson!!!!

[MrCheeseman885]

not only is he gay, he looks like a deformed cantalope.

[onlinegamer63]

his fucking gay

[gcastro44]

He's probably the ugliest guy on showbiz (looks like a fugly girl crackhead) but at least he gets bomb ass pussy.

[malaka1212]

This soung POUNDS on my 15" in trunk of the ride....

[suzipowter]

he's ugly as sin but i'd still do him

[poobumwee9]

micky avalon, lives the life cocaine money and bulk bitches.

[malaka1212]

Why does this guy move like a fag? Honestly, the way he gestures and swings his arms like a girl, pushes his chest out as if he had tits (they tell girls to pull their shoulders back and chest out, to emphasize presence of bust).

Lots wrong with this fucker, is that what the appeal is all about? You bitches can keep your mickey ava-bietch

[Brooksayyy]

@malaka1212 he gets more pussy in one week than you do in a year, i think he knows what he's doing

[pitbullpower100]

i luv any song with cowbells,lol

[BALLERSK]

this guy is literally "man-bitch"... i think hes trying to be a woman

[decapitation321]

@BALLERSK Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[kamie96luvxoxo]

Mickey better be good in bed or theres gonna be alot of sad bitches ;)

[giannimangano]

Who looks up Mickey Av, and then hits Dislike? That's like an Atheist going to church? Don't go somewhere if all you're going to do is bitch.

[gschl1]

@giannimangano Um, maybe because some people havent heard his music, so they look him up? Then once they hear his music, they dont like it.

[rachelh11492]

talks about women and fucking them, but his mannerisms tell me he swings the other way. xD BTW Simon Rex Aka Dirt Nasty is sooooooooooooo much sexier than that transexual looking Avalon, even if he did do gay porn xD

[ZachManZ71]

this guy is a hard ass

[cbappa2]

@ZachManZ71 You mean he takes it hard in the ass, right?

[ZachManZ71]

@cbappa2 dude lmao ur cool as hell

[fahad123x]

is micky gay ?!

[sineblesavi]

@fahad123x he is latent homosexual

[Yaesumuji]

@fahad123x No, I'm thinking he just doesn't give a fuck.

[HipHopMaintainer]

@fahad123x no

[BoredNeedToLOL]

@fahad123x i think hes bi or he could be metrosexual but eh who cares dudes a pimp thats all that matters

[lentspark]

@fahad123x

no.

[tinakramosa]

when i in weed i cant stay awake with thes song the best song every man you know that...to all those how dont agree with me..i well fuck you all in 1 am..with

my dick like jesus...  :-* love you mickey keep doing good job man

[SouthKiwiAfrican]

Stay classy youtube

[OfficialFrizzo]

Oh yeah, hot young chicks always giggle when you ask them if they smoke crack...

[AlexandraxxFaith]

He's so ugly he's hot...also how the fuck does vevo allow this.? ahaha

[bertskank]

jesus. ex heroin and crack junkie written all over this creepy motherfucker. decent tunes that can get annoying after a while and his fame won't last more than 15 min. I have an idea of where this guy's "career" is going.

[MyrtaBeatz]

@bertskank lots of money because america is like that?

[TheZiggirawk]

Being forced into prostitution doesn't reflect ones sexuality. Also, there are plenty of women who pick up male prostitutes. But really Marcel, I'd have to guess know. When you get as much pussy as this guy, you don't need the other half.

[96marcelwilson]

is he bisexual??

[96marcelwilson]

OH SHIT HES WHITE??????????????

[mistercrizo707]

really? this shit fuckin sucks.

[CjDoom33]

jigsaw lol

[msherwood69]

this guy has more pussy in his house every night than one of those crazy cat ladies...

[TheFatCampCrew]

@msherwood69 Hahahah to be totally honest, I really don't think so!! First time my lady friends saw this they thought it was a joke... There are so many other hot guys out there I don't see why anyone would consider this guy anything other than a joke :P

[StrangerToUnknown]

It's funny. So many people claim that he's gay, when in reality he probably sleeps with more women in a week then the majority of people watching this will have in their lifetime.

[colinwar]

he is a ugly dude, but, its one in the morning and im jacking off, i wonder what he is doing. :(

[smithjoey2252]

@colinwar fucking fag!!!

[colinwar]

@smithjoey2252 damn, that did sound kinda gay,..... let me break it down for you. This guy looks like he stuck his head in a bucket of acid,  but even though he is shit ugly and weak, i still cant say anything because i jack my dick by my self while he does intercourse with model girls. now take your homophobic ass somewhere while mickey fucks your girlfrind.

[monsoon2ful]

his noise is big and looks old thats what drugs do and he fameous du hes going to get girls they just want his money.... his voice is nice tho

[brandan31]

is he wearing lipstick?

[KandieFreaxx]

At 2:00 her ass is totally handing out. :D

[Sarasickness1]

why is he rubbin on girls? hes clearly a homo....

[pOtAtoOcAkE]

He reminds me of a gay Marilyn Manson

[ruobhad]

been wanting to see mickey since i was 15, now 22 still waITING for him to come back to Dantes.. fml . .



[gabeisretarded]

he looks weird with a shirt on

[MrSwaggermane]

hes fuckin ugly as hell..i dont get how he getss dem girrllss

[shelzytown6]

@MrSwaggermane its all about confidence

[maryjaneginger]

i am obsessed with him... so sexy

[MsRandomEverything]

The thumbnail legit makes him look like a monster

[MsRandomEverything]

he dances like a girl

[1s22s22p63s23p64s2]

@MsRandomEverything well this thing :)) looks like a girl, moves like a girl, i bet that is a girl lol

i dont know how this "guy" get them girls :O but i love the song ... only the song :P...yeah and the girls :D

[ReppinDat330]

he acts like hes a badass...this dude is easily one of the ugliest mother fuckers ive ever seen. im here for commical reasons

[MsRandomEverything]

@ReppinDat330 so true I think hes the ugliest guy I've ever seen...Question! Would you rather have him or santa?

[ReppinDat330]

@MsRandomEverything probably santa because he will bring me some gifts :)

[Denniisboi]

@ReppinDat330 it's all about confidence ;-)

[gabeisretarded]

how the fuck does this mother fucker get these girls damn

[AidanHU4L]

Why all the haters? DS is the best in the business, ps we got dicks like Jesus.

[jclmedb27]

by fuckin' them ALL, he must mean guys included because he looks super gay. pretty sure that wearing lipstick, eyeliner, girls clothing, and maintaining the physique of a 12 year old girl that got attacked by an insane tattoo artist isn't gonna get you tons of bitches. mickey, i highly doubt that you've ever had sex with any girl above a 3. don't put your self in a video with a bunch of 10's. that's false advertisement bro.

[TheSim1derful]

@jclmedb27 LOL!! THE AGE OF 3?!! 3-year-olds go for the weirdest guys nowadays.

Oh...

I just re-read your comment. You said "above a 3", not "above the age of 3".

Apologies.

[jclmedb27]

@night2010 wow. you must really be creeping on me and mickey to know the details of our individual sex lives. either that, or your full of shit.

[moviemaster2010]

@jclmedb27 lol hes so messed up, used to be a harroin addict lol

[canadianmaple09]

Just when you think you can't find a more terrible song than "My Humps" this song pops up. Mind = blown. I can't believe this even exists it's so pathetic.

[tonqanbxtch]

i like the song.. but the video is stupid

[drillbill1]

this is dogg shit i cant believe u guys are eating this. hes like marilyn manson if he suddenly wanted to be black fuck u all

[Lespapillons]

@drillbill1 + 1

[judegines]

this is the fucked up version of serverus snape.

[BiggerStrongerBetter]

professor snake.

[ZZLe4Ni]

Fuck yeah.

[koshiib123]

id be getting plastic surgery if i looked like marilyn manson...

[Dllshockk]

What ever happened to Mickey Avalon? haven't heard his name in like 2 years.. he fall off the map?

[cobaltkiller123]

god mickey is a stud. love all ya music!!

[jonlowemma]

And I could give a shit about the riches

As long as she sucks dick and does dishes

[xxAssassinsBreedxx]

@jonlowemma and stays in the kitchen

[GangstasMind]

if u mute ur speakers he's probably the gayest fucker alive... but once u pump of the volume he's the man!

[blue13524]

badass song except 2:20-2:50 that just sounded wierd