Scientologists Are Fucking Insane

[hozilla420]

haha the next time i see or talk to a scientologist I shall always think of this....thank you thank you lol

[babyprincessrachel]

those ppl are so fucken full of shit!!..i hope someone burns down their churches...not a real religion faggets.but the guy in between the actual video is funny :>

[gmcaurora]

Buhahahahahahaha

[BigBigBrad23]

Hilarious



[uriituw]

Scientologists are a bunch of freaks.

[ChronicRelease420]

Fuck science

[G0sentrick]

light years are a measure of distance.... not time.

[TheNudeEskimo]

Yanno natural disasters, 9/11

[AWSOMEFUNNYS]

911 was not a natural dasaster

[LunarRose0805]

._.

....I wanna summon the seven dragons of reggae....



[Zimboobway]

LOL @ that one retard who called 911 a natural disaster.

[loftus44]

This guy is so funny! Thank God for people like that.

Scientologists on the other hand are just silly.

[CrazedSeal]

So according to this video, whatever I believe is real.

Well, I believe your all f**ked up

[RykoShay1]

i tip my hat to you plaid shirt. u sir r a #mastertroll

[sillconHD]

Trololololo!! That was awesome!

[StaleDonutPictures]

Hah, lightyears measure distance not time!

[Ricaflect]

@StaleDonutPictures And yet you still lose!

[MrAndoProductions]

Troll on, red plaid shirt guy, troll on...

[hondarider8484]

Well guys, I was a little skeptical about scientology, but after seeing this educational video, where do I sign up?! I was sold at murdering dolphins, but I prefer paying monopoly in a hippos scrotum. Oh, and I am already well versed in ghost magic and doing blow. I should fit right in.

[LiquidOcelot40]

@hondarider8484 Ya its kinda like sculpting your poop into voodoo dolls, of the members of the goo goo dolls. hahhaahah love this video

[thecoolerstinger]

@LiquidOcelot40 Lol. My love totally swiped that goo goo dolls cd from me 10 years ago when we were kids.

[Kainthemain]

I like the way the guy in red really shows how ridiculous scientolgy is.

[EjectedStomach]

@Kainthemain You're aware he's the one actor in this entire film right? New to the internet or...?

[Kainthemain]

@EjectedStomach well duh,of course i do, thats what brilliant.

[AlpineMusicSchool]

Cool.

[MyConsistency]

This video gotta have been edited.

Everyone else is real except for the guy saying the crazy shit.

[bradhanthorn]

@MyConsistency no shit asshole. obvious troll is obvious.

[Kaoskadosk]

This can't be real... Please, don't let it be real...

[nakulah]

We're here for all sorts of natural disasters like 9/11 and the tsunami WTF 9/11 wasn't a natural disaster lol

[123rocket19]

This is such a great parody!

[MCGONE10]

I had to listen to the first part about 15 times to make sure that he actually said "7600 light years"

[towlebucket]

"It's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the Goo Goo Dolls."

This sentence alone was enough to make my day. Thank you for posting.

[gogudumitru]

they're retards

[pokemonpwnu]

156 people have never shrunk themselves to fit in a giraffe's kidney and then played clue



[TheKangoeroe]

wtf lightyears ? isnt that a distance

[NerdyDan14]

The guy with a guitar said he's a scientoloogist.......

[Snoogliebear]

Hahahaha everyone thinks this is serious. Yes. It is. Except the dude in the flannel. He recorded over the actual video.

EVERYONE IS SERIOUS EXCEPT THE GUY IN THE FLANNEL!!

[BrandonMay01]

@Snoogliebear Exactly, right?!

[bkick970]

@Snoogliebear haha ikr? some people don't see the joke :p

[sweetchildonline]

this is so good!

[BrandonMay01]

The stupidest guy is in the red plaid shirt

[RYANisWATCHIN]

@BrandonMay01 You scum

[BrandonMay01]

@RYANisWATCHIN How, I was stating an opinion of what i thought is was, you douch

[LegitPlaya69]

IS that redneck kid in the flannel serious?

[AquaPhoenix2006]

@LegitPlaya69 Look at the tags, it's a parody

[Watchtower43]

if youre wondering why they had that bald guy keep talking like i did, its probably bcuz after listening to what he says every else starts sounding a lot more reasonable lol

[KingMinos9]

@rgizzle821 yes

[totalcoolkid1]

what the fuck is happening at 2:06 in the background??

[alexander1485]

@totalcoolkid1 someone is helping a girl walk?

[BrandonMay01]

@alexander1485 judging by the bikes on the ground, probably a bike accident

[shbp21]

@totalcoolkid1 He's escorting his rape victim back lmfao

[totalcoolkid1]

@shbp21 hahaha

[yamahor1]

@totalcoolkid1 He's converting her to scientology... Or at least he converted her butt hole.

[rgizzle821]

am i the only one that thinks this is all normal?



[Nadeemoday]

this is sooo funny

[KEVINfromCALI]

153 people couldn't summon the seven dragons of reggae...

[LittleLostDove]

must say, i love the one crazy ass they through in just for kicks.

[shdowboxn]

I think he was saying the light speed is like dog years? Really? So how many Scientology - animal years is 37? Just curious.

[2beastguys]

I love this.YES! What else do you want to know? :D

[gojacketa26]

that dipshit at 1:31 really thinks 911 was a NATURAL disaster

facepalm

[blackslash009]

This was freaking hilarious

[TheSlideGlider]

The guy in the red checkered shirt is ace. Well done mate. I actually got fooled for a bit. lol

[ABrooks6782]

i've never laughed so hard in my life lol

[Roboman60]

2:06 what the fuck is going on in the background?

[dwermes]

Damn that musta been some gooooood shit. O.O;;

[psychotron66]

"Because I know ghostmagic" will serve as an explenation for everything I do from now on.

[BalthazzarCH]

that troll guy is going to meet john travolta, Tome Cruise and Will Smith!... in Court

[Diviniteee]

LOL

[WillyJnrTV]

fake and gay....... lightyears is length not time pwned

[PWinzy44]

wtf is goin on in the background at 2:05??

[djeaglei]

before anymore comments about the red checkered guy being this, or that. Check the uploaders comment. "daveoishot" for those that can't look below the video

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

Did he say 7600 light-years. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't light-years a measure of distance? The distance it takes light to travel in one year? A genuine question, as I'm no longer sure.

[shawizzle7398]

the guy in the red checkered shirt is hilarous "i believe my lungs are made out of the scrotum of zenu when the air i breathe is his semen." hahaha

[Denaries]

Red checker = winsauce

[hayley91210]

Hey hey hey yer you yer you in the red check shirt what the fucks up with you

[666COB]

im pretty sure a testicle of any kind shouldnt be pumping cum of any kind through your veins

[akr0040]

Did anyone else notice the scientologist at 1:28 saying 9/11 was a natural disaster? You'd think they'd catch that in editing...

[volcomman555]

I know ghost magic to but shit like that dont happen. What am i doing wrong insane science person

[GradGamer]

You be trollin the Scientology. I wish I had your balls.

[JAMellott23]

This is what Christians sound like to me.

[STKisCOOLIO]

I saw the title and I was, like lol

[3mora3mora3mora]

Gay

[grimeconnorsafc]

best video on youtube, cant actually belive some people are dull enough to correct the fact that light years dont relate to time, its a skit for fucks sake nothing he says is true you sad fucks

[xxSILENTTAKEDOWNx1]

light years lol

[brownchair94]

WOOOOOOOOOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, red checked shirt

[AlexAvlonitis]

hhahahahhaahhahaha



[LolaLotion3]

The guy in the red plaid is my hero

[MrGermanNinja]

HOLYSHIT I HAVE THE BIGGEST MAN CRUSH.

[DeeHolmes2]

LOL! Ok trying to be neutral but not working out for me.

[gavril08]

guys 9/11 and THE Tsunami is a nuteral phenomanon

[boax02]

I want to learn ghost magic now.

[FREAKout59]

lol at 9/11 being a natural disaster

[tomwiddv2]

9/11 was a natural disaster? well ill be dammed...

[thatschill777]

red shirt dude is the fucking man!

[sexybsatrad]

Anyone who's seen X-files knows that "A lie is best hidden between two truths"

No fuckin way am I believing that guy at 1:24

[XJonnyGunsX]

WTF?!!!!!!!!

[jadeprinces]

haha it teaches you why you're hart isn't alien testicle pumping space cum through you're veins........

[UnderDogFourSix]

GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!

sorry saw the video in the suggestions and couldn't resist

[justinbltn]

A light year is the distance light can travel in one year. (really far...)

[Allegrajell0]

2:06 look in the background

[1234567898765432hi]

i didnt know scientoligists was a street name for cocaine?

[Armando623]

Light years is distance wat

[lukassnakeman]

sorry but this is just too easy, 146 people are scientologists

[andres132400]

911 was not a natural disaster it was a terrorist attack

[rcguy69]

Can I join? I have $250,000 in loose change.

[Shroomtomb]

Fucking hilarious!

[1sjsharksfan1]

lol you're awesome.

[IIBGAII]

2:06 wtf in the backround?

[daveoishot]

Yes, everybody in this video except the guy in the red checkered shirt is a real Scientologists. The original video was called "What Scientologists Say About Scientology." They were stupid enough to leave a few seconds of their ambient background music at the end of the video, so I simply inserted myself between the real Scientologists, and mixed the music over. Also, I'm well aware that light years are a distance, not a duration of time. I'm also aware that I don't really know ghost magic.

[ineeddaname2]

@daveoishot you are a genius, i died from laughter....good thing i got reborn so i could make this comment

[Cdelga14]

@daveoishot Its really sad that you have to point that out to people

[mikedc88]

I'm reading these comments and I'm thinking... idiots...

[Chugalg]

1:30 9/11 was the best natural disaster ever... idiots.... -_-

[ezar2xfizzler]

@Chugalg LOL

[chibigrunt]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke... especially the red checkered shirt guy. Yeah, it's a joke.

[kriksiz]

WhatTheFuck u all r dumbfucks

[jorg3023]

That guy with the red checkered is a god of trolling

[EthanIRL]

@jorg3023 that would be the uploader, and I agree xD

[vGRAFINATORv]

@jorg3023 remi gaillard look him up

[tryin2livemydreams]

THEY'RE ALL GAY!

[jackjim3131]

press 1 , 5 and 6

[TheBlak0utt]

2:07 why doesn't he help the girl and guy behind him then?!

[bleachhero13]

wtf is wrong w/ the red checkered shirt guy?

[prolifikshadow]

2:05 What's happening in the background? Did she just crash those bicycles?

[FaddleF12]

9/11 was a natural disaster? 1:27

[lolhiitstombye]

They dont mention that after you leave scientology that somebody else from the cult will follow you around filming you

[landonkrussell]

So, this is an actual video with the one guy edited in to make fun of it? Awesome. lol

[uur8]

I think the red lumber jack shirt guy....may be fake

[gavril08]

2:06 wtf is happening behind him?...

[gavril08]

lol 9/11? a natural disaster? LOL he was on this joke too

[Lassiekid]

lol at guy not knowing that light years are a measure of length

[GregorySpikeMD]

"I'm stupid and naive", "I'm stupid and naive" ... translation for normal human beings

[xApacheStyle]

"Any natural disasters.."

"9/11"

*facedesk*

[MrWp97]

seven dragons?

....

....

*launches skyrim*

[thel8st]

mmmm dolphin pancrius. a delicousy in some places

[VGamer07]

LMAO!!

[CptObliviouz]

the dude in the checkered shirt... Has he been BLR'd or something..? cus he makes no fucking sense

[fernandopox]

I hate when I fart and some shit comes out.

[daannielism]

@fernandopox If you're going for one of those "We all do it but we never mention it" comments, I can safely say that that's never happened to me.

[fernandopox]

@daannielism I always sniff my fingers after scratching my balls.

[RubenDelight]

'how did you make my rectum quote Garden State' "because I know ghost magic"

..what?!

[TheAsh0707]

how long has 9/11 been considered a natural disaster?

[nathanbeckrules]

This is the funniest of all your videos! But I subscribed! I lost it at this line:

"All my friends were like "youve never shrunk yourself to be inside a giraffe's kidney to play clue?""

Great job guys!

[nathanbeckrules]

@hos427 hahaha right? I was rolling the whole time

[JesterGz]

And i thought West Baptist Church were Fucken Insane, Both Are :/

[FanOfFender095]

They should do this for every religion. So funny

[HiiLDiiTcH]

did that guy with the sun glasses say that 911 was a natural disaster ?!?!

[Beshuu2]

@HiiLDiiTcH Yes. I believe he did.

[georgia795]

Did that guy at 1:28 say that 9/11 was a natural disaster...?

[HarleyKock]

"it teaches you why your an alien testicle pumping space cum through your vains" Thats awesome LOL

[affollo]

I want what he's smoking.

[MrBunyRabit]

scientologeststs must be soooo pist right now....

[aquamus]

1:30 nine-eleven was a natural disaster?

[xkembrij]

the definition of a retard: 0:09 "i have been a scientologist for 7600 light years now" since when is a light year a unit of time? -.-

[jimjam154]

This is the best fucking video ever.

[mcmikeymike100]

yeah cause believeing in a giant man in the sky who controls what we do is way more logical!!! oh wait both of them are fake and stupid

[ernestryles]

THE 7 dragons of reggae AWWYEE

[urd3adnow]

0:10 does that dumb fuck know that light years are a distance?

[bestmarty]

@urd3adnow thats the point rofl

[JamieAdamsss]

@urd3adnow lightyears is the time it takes for light to travel a certain difference so it is a measurement of time also

[M4st3r0fPupp3ts]

@JamieAdamsss No it's not. 1 light year is the distance light travels in one year. 9.4605284 × 10^15 meters

[JamieAdamsss]

@M4st3r0fPupp3ts ahhh thanks :P I learnt something today

[ShatteredDreams888]

@JamieAdamsss no it's the distance that light travels in a year.