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  • Needs moar calibrations

  • lmao

  • "Actually I don't have any plans for tomorrow night."

    "Oh is that right? Really? Well I'll just back to doing some calibrations then."

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  • "Where did you serve"

    "C-Sec"

  • You humans are all racist!

  • Thing is, this guy has no idea that a pissed off Garrus is about to put a slug in his head.

  • She had reach and I had flexibility..

  • obviously I've been wasting a lot of gas lately.... I'll go back to my calibrations then

  • hello, im here to do some calibrations

  • Where is Garrus? I can hear him... BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM.

    I think I am invisible.

  • huaHUauhaUHAUhauhaUHAuhaUHAUHu­haUHauhaUHAuhuhaUHAUHA THAT WAS STUNNING MAN!!!!

  • One does not simply dump Garrus

  • I see this Garrys' voice doesn't sound like it comes from someone naturally you it sounds like it been edit in some way

  • Her: Actually I don't have any plans for tomorrow night.

    Garrus: Good... I have some calibrations I needed to do anyway.

  • Garrus has no time to spend with women anyway.

    He still needs to finish his calibrations.

  • How the fuck could you turn down someone with that voice?

  • garrus is way cooler than that piss shit

  • Cut to the turian on the Citadel: "You humans are all racist!"

  • wow, i thought they added something to garrus' voice to make it sound alien...he just sounds like that...awesome

  • @Naio well they do add this underlying deeper voice in all turians...

  • You must admit this is rather barbaric. After all Vera missed "the show" as well. It's an archaic value system I used to agree with. I think women should serve as long as they do so under equal circumstances--including physical standards. See how many get in. Some inevitably would, but a vast majority of women would be out of luck. (That lieutenant probably fought in one of America's Asian wars a few years later anyway.)

  • So, is this the actor who does the voice we're seeing or is it just another voice over role?

  • wow... I thought they modified his voice in mass effect but damn.. that voice is just so fucking awesome..

  • 'Too bad you missed the whole show.'

    'Yeah, well, I was in the middle of some calibrations...'

  • Hes got a cool voice...

  • "Looks like you missed the calibrations"

    "Yeah, Wasted alot of gas"

  • "Its fine... you didnt have any flexibility anyway"

  • "Where'd you serve"

    "Ilos, Virmire, I worked for Citadel Security for a short time and lead a group of freelance mercs in the terminus systems until I was betrayed. After that I became a vigilante in a seedy spaceport called Omega. Most recently i've stopped an ancient race of aliens from enslaving various human colonies across the Terminus System. Now can you excuse me, i've got to go and get on with some calibrations."

    "Oh, fair enough."

  • Wtf!? What is Garrus doing near the pacific when he should be in space blasting aliens. Getting soft...

  • My brain is full of fuck.

  • Brandon:"obviously ive wasted a lot of gasoline oh and by the way im boinking Shepard saviour of the galaxy bet u didnt see that coming did u bitch"

  • strange as fuck lol

  • It's weird I hear garrus but I see no garrus... Utter confusion

  • Garrus <3

  • "Obviously I've been wasting a lot of gasoline."

    Yup, sure sounds like Garrus

  • They made this before the reapers attacked the Citadel, the next night they died in Chora's Den

  • I hope Harbinger reduces both those fools into fine paste for dissing Garrus like this

  • there's no interview with him i'm saaad

  • "Damn it Sidonis, now you're gonna take my girl too?"

  • woman you don't do that to Garrus Freaking Vakarian!

  • "obviously I've been wasting gasoline" = "you dumb bitch... have this loser"

  • I LOVE you Garrus!! :D

  • Super sexy. Garrus FTW =3

  • Even in another universe, Garrus is still getting fucked over. Shepard should go over there and shoot both of them in the face.

  • GARRUS!!!

  • God dammit Garrus, stop being a human and upgrade my fucking Normandy!

  • One does not simply 'blow off' Garrus Vakarian, bitch. He'll calibrate you all the way to skank Hell.

  • Leckie can it wait, im in the middle of some calibrations

  • @HowlingWolf518 I totally agree. It sounds like he is trying to sound a certain way, keeping the epic amazingness out of his voice :P

  • Is it just me, or does it sound like Garrus is voicing Brandon, not the other way around?

  • One does not simply blow off Garrus.

  • Jesus, when he goes "is that right, really?" I had to do a double take that it wasn't our favourite busted-up turian behind them

  • Is it bad if I want to create a machine that will send me into the mass effect universe and I could be anyone I want? Cuz I would definitely fuck garrus!

  • Brandon got fired from his job and rejected... Ouch.

  • "I used to travel the galaxy like you, but then I took a missile to the face and helped my best friend fight off overpowered sentient genocidal warships from destroying the galaxy once again."

  • garrus got rejected

  • Garrus used to be Archangel, but then he took a missile to the face.

  • Caroline Dhavernas!

  • Poor decision lady. You could've had the man with the longest reach in the Galaxy. Provided you have the flexibility, of course.

  • Obviously looks nothing like Garrus, but he could look like absolutely anything and you would immediately be able to tell that voice.

  • It doesn't seem like he's supposed to be a sympathetic character, but I cannot help it. I can't NOT think of him as awesome.

  • Who else was expecting Garrus to come out of the car ?

  • It's okay Garrus, there's always Shepard

  • omg id know that sexy voice any where

  • "Obviously I've been wasting alot of star ship fuel"

  • Garrus is doing voiceover for some ancient human movie? Kinda weird, i thought Turians were not a fans of humanity.

  • @Boobr Times change, I guess.

  • @Boobr "ancient" would be exaggerated

    only around one and half hundred years

  • He likes to favor the last shot before popping the heat sink, so he'll win eventually.

  • i feel kind of bad for Brandon Keener, no matter what roll he takes on in the future he will always be remembered as Garrus and people will always make calibration jokes about him. but i guess that is the price you have to pay when you lack dialogue.

  • @gtfonow1 That's like feeling bad for Chuck Norris for being the strongest person ever: Why would you feel bad for Garrus' voice actor? He get's to play a BAD-ASS role, get's to show he has great voice-acting talents, and, again: HE'S GARRUS!!!Sure, everyone mo9cks that one line, but he's still AWESOME

  • He has reach, and she has flexibility.

  • Miranda is also in this as an Australian chick. Watching the entire series just to see that part where she's naked? Heavy risk... but the prize...

  • @themanclaw2 Yvonne Strahovski, you mean? No she isn't.

  • @Emper0rH0rde Then it is somebody who looks and sounds exactly like her, so it doesn't matter anyways :)

  • DAT VOICE.

  • He had reach, but.....she did not have the flexibility.....

  • "where'd you serve?"

    "c-sec"

  • @domirine AH YEAH MOTHAF----!!!!

  • @domirine Congrats, you you have one the oldest and highest rated top comments on youtube. :D

  • ahhhhhhhh his voice! it's really just his plain voice! amazing.

  • And now Garrus is fucking the baddest commander in the galaxy.

    Win-win.

  • Man, Garrus is so unlucky...

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  • "Nice try. She is not interested. I have reach, and she has flexibility."

  • Garrus couldn't handle the woman's disingenuous assertions..

  • GAAAAAAAAAAHHH it's so disconcerting

  • so he was calibrating his new human body!

  • @Kalamonga You sir, have a perfect point...I just laughed my ass off when I read your comment! :D

  • Im just waiting for Garrus to use that "Nice try. She is not intrested" comment when Kaidan flirts with Shepard in ME3. :3

  • Garrus what has happened to your face?! You look like a human!

  • i'm so freaked out!! its suppose to be garrus... but its a human! why...

  • sorry im late i was in the middle of some calibrations

  • I spy with my little eye someone who's going to die via headshot

  • Being Jack Bauer Jr. 1= Losing a hand and leaving government service

    Being Shepard Jr.= Getting cybernetics, a major scar, and still fighting at his idol/lover's side for the entire franchise.

  • Good night. I've got some calibrations to take care of.

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite clip on Youtube.

  • "Fine bitch! I had calibrations to do anyway!"

  • @ScottJackson117 so much win.

  • @ScottJackson117 dude that was rly fucking good one!

  • @ismolaitela6666 Thanks ;)

  • My God this is freaky!

  • hello!

    hello my name is garrus Vakarian i figth againts reapers...

  • back to the calibrations...

  • Garrus doesn't care, he's off to bang femshep.

    ...

    ...Right after some calibrations

  • Wow, he sounds exactly the same. He didn't even attempt to change his voice when he did Garrus. Not that it's really required (Or needed, he has an awesome voice), but holy crap.

  • At least he still has reach.

  • brb calibrations

  • "too bad you missed the whole show"

    "I was busy with some calibrations"

  • @TwistedComplex Fair enough! ROFL!

  • holy mother crockin shit! garrus can fit in a human skin?? how'd he hide his head crests??

  • why isnt garrus calibrating?

  • "Actually I don't have any plans" "Is that so?" "YES I'M SICK OF HELPING YOU WITH YOUR GODDAMN CALIBRATIONS"

  • Brandon is gonna be the next David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.

  • Its cool, he has to go back to the Normandy to screw sexy Fem.Shep anyways.

  • Pardon me, need to do some calibrations.

  • it'd be really funny, if the guy hot a big fat sniper round right between the eyes, a moment after Garrus leaves...

  • he got an build in turian voice

  • What he really meant was he was wasting a lot of time calibrating the normandy's guns.

  • Oh wow. That... wow. I really thought they edited his voice to make it sound like that. It really sounds like that? Awesome.

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  • He probably had some calibrations to do anyway.

  • Nah its kl, hes gonna come back with wrex and jack, and fuck shit up...

    After callibrations

  • HE'S IN L.A NOIRE.

  • "can it wait for a bit?" god i hate that line

  • I honestly thought it was digitally mixed to add the reverb and grit, but there it is. Wow!

  • Scooped and drooped

  • GAH! His voice is so unique, would recognize it anywhere,i cant hear it and not picture Garrus in my head lol

  • Its so weird hearing his voice... I keep expecting to see a Turian standing there lol. Fantastic voice.

  • Calabrations or GTFO.

  • Shepard: "GARRUS!!

    Garrus: "Yes..?"

    Shepard: "Get back to calibrating my porn collection!!"

    Garrus : "..."

    Shepard: "I should go.."

  • "Actually i am free tomorrow night"

    "Oh well... I have calibrations to get back to anyway."

  • Whatever, he had some calibrations to do anyway!

  • Can anyone tell me what episode this is? I cant believe i didnt realize that was Garrus

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  • if i ever meet this guy , im gonna ask if he finished his calibrations

  • Never saw me coming!

  • Garrus has such a sexy voice. I'm a dude and im saying that.

  • Death came for Garrus Vakarian on Omega and said "Thy time has come!"

    Garrus Vakarian replied "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"

  • oh shit. its garrus

  • "Oh is that right...really? No calibrations? Hmm? Shame on you, then!"

  • "Where'd you serve?"

    "I'll tell you as soon as finish these calibrations..."

  • Garrus just came back from the middle of some calibrations...

  • "Do you want to come inside for a cup of coffee or something?"

    "Could it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations..."

  • Eargasm.

  • To me it feels like Garrus is voicing Brandon, not the other way around... lol

  • @spanishax

    I hear ya man!

  • @spanishax Same... that's when you know you've played waaay to much Mass Effect.. xD ahaha.. nothing wrong with that though!

  • The only women that appreciate smooth voice acting are Krogan : /

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  • :D

  • Girl: actually i think i will be free tomorrow night.

    Charles: you know what i actually have some callibrations to do

  • :52 COME ON GARRUS! hit that renegade option damnit!! Kick him in the quad!

  • I fucking knew it was him!

  • His voice is so soothing Oo I also thought his voice was changed on the computers.. apparently not!

  • garrus is now off to do some calibrations

  • *insert calibrations joke here*

  • Dude, you don't cockblock Garrus.

    You just...don't.

  • i had reach...she had flexibility

  • oh wow how did i not hear that wtf

  • i saw the pacific and i didnt recognize the voice when i played mass effect 2, maybe its becuase i played it after the show instead of before. the only voice actors i recognized immediately were yavonne strahovski (miranda), the illusive man (martin sheen), and seth green (joker)

  • wow, it sounds exactly like him...

  • how could one deny him? ._.

  • nice voice

  • Oh, is that right? Really? Obviously I've been wasting a lot of element zero.

  • "Army, huh Charles? Where'd you serve?"

    "C-Sec"

  • @Shicbs :D

  • @Shicbs I like how I commented the same thing months ago and you get more thumbs up

  • Dude, when I first saw this on HBO I started freaking out and screaming " holy crap, it's Garrus!!!!!" and my friends were like " whose that" so now they're buried in my back yard. Play Mass Effect, it could save your life.

  • i had reach, but she had flexibility