You must admit this is rather barbaric. After all Vera missed "the show" as well. It's an archaic value system I used to agree with. I think women should serve as long as they do so under equal circumstances--including physical standards. See how many get in. Some inevitably would, but a vast majority of women would be out of luck. (That lieutenant probably fought in one of America's Asian wars a few years later anyway.)
"Ilos, Virmire, I worked for Citadel Security for a short time and lead a group of freelance mercs in the terminus systems until I was betrayed. After that I became a vigilante in a seedy spaceport called Omega. Most recently i've stopped an ancient race of aliens from enslaving various human colonies across the Terminus System. Now can you excuse me, i've got to go and get on with some calibrations."
Is it bad if I want to create a machine that will send me into the mass effect universe and I could be anyone I want? Cuz I would definitely fuck garrus!
"I used to travel the galaxy like you, but then I took a missile to the face and helped my best friend fight off overpowered sentient genocidal warships from destroying the galaxy once again."
i feel kind of bad for Brandon Keener, no matter what roll he takes on in the future he will always be remembered as Garrus and people will always make calibration jokes about him. but i guess that is the price you have to pay when you lack dialogue.
@gtfonow1 That's like feeling bad for Chuck Norris for being the strongest person ever: Why would you feel bad for Garrus' voice actor? He get's to play a BAD-ASS role, get's to show he has great voice-acting talents, and, again: HE'S GARRUS!!!Sure, everyone mo9cks that one line, but he's still AWESOME
Wow, he sounds exactly the same. He didn't even attempt to change his voice when he did Garrus. Not that it's really required (Or needed, he has an awesome voice), but holy crap.
i saw the pacific and i didnt recognize the voice when i played mass effect 2, maybe its becuase i played it after the show instead of before. the only voice actors i recognized immediately were yavonne strahovski (miranda), the illusive man (martin sheen), and seth green (joker)
Dude, when I first saw this on HBO I started freaking out and screaming " holy crap, it's Garrus!!!!!" and my friends were like " whose that" so now they're buried in my back yard. Play Mass Effect, it could save your life.
Needs moar calibrations
MrNiceguy976 3 hours ago
lmao
ReverseLacunar 5 hours ago
"Actually I don't have any plans for tomorrow night."
"Oh is that right? Really? Well I'll just back to doing some calibrations then."
TheLegendoftheWest 17 hours ago 6
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TheLegendoftheWest 17 hours ago
"Where did you serve"
"C-Sec"
MisterPurpleKush 1 day ago 12
You humans are all racist!
badcop2009 2 days ago 4
Thing is, this guy has no idea that a pissed off Garrus is about to put a slug in his head.
50Calabyte 2 days ago 2
She had reach and I had flexibility..
zafdragon 2 days ago
obviously I've been wasting a lot of gas lately.... I'll go back to my calibrations then
weegar 3 days ago
hello, im here to do some calibrations
Shineypillz 6 days ago
Where is Garrus? I can hear him... BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM.
I think I am invisible.
Emper0rH0rde 6 days ago
huaHUauhaUHAUhauhaUHAuhaUHAUHuhaUHauhaUHAuhuhaUHAUHA THAT WAS STUNNING MAN!!!!
samuel210386 6 days ago
One does not simply dump Garrus
Nightmare78hAlo 6 days ago 2
I see this Garrys' voice doesn't sound like it comes from someone naturally you it sounds like it been edit in some way
caileanm2009 1 week ago
Her: Actually I don't have any plans for tomorrow night.
Garrus: Good... I have some calibrations I needed to do anyway.
JRGomez81 1 week ago 18
Garrus has no time to spend with women anyway.
He still needs to finish his calibrations.
DanezWorld 1 week ago 10
How the fuck could you turn down someone with that voice?
ToxicAngelification 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos 8
garrus is way cooler than that piss shit
joe1stofall1st 1 week ago 3
Cut to the turian on the Citadel: "You humans are all racist!"
Garrus1995 1 week ago 5
wow, i thought they added something to garrus' voice to make it sound alien...he just sounds like that...awesome
Naio 2 weeks ago 7
@Naio well they do add this underlying deeper voice in all turians...
FoxForever90 5 days ago
You must admit this is rather barbaric. After all Vera missed "the show" as well. It's an archaic value system I used to agree with. I think women should serve as long as they do so under equal circumstances--including physical standards. See how many get in. Some inevitably would, but a vast majority of women would be out of luck. (That lieutenant probably fought in one of America's Asian wars a few years later anyway.)
MinisterAilingTongue 2 weeks ago
So, is this the actor who does the voice we're seeing or is it just another voice over role?
MinisterAilingTongue 2 weeks ago
wow... I thought they modified his voice in mass effect but damn.. that voice is just so fucking awesome..
WalleWildberrie 2 weeks ago 10
'Too bad you missed the whole show.'
'Yeah, well, I was in the middle of some calibrations...'
TheBobblefighter 2 weeks ago 19
Hes got a cool voice...
EliteAssassin8 2 weeks ago
"Looks like you missed the calibrations"
"Yeah, Wasted alot of gas"
NickyAmerica 2 weeks ago
"Its fine... you didnt have any flexibility anyway"
KingCraze22 2 weeks ago 7
"Where'd you serve"
"Ilos, Virmire, I worked for Citadel Security for a short time and lead a group of freelance mercs in the terminus systems until I was betrayed. After that I became a vigilante in a seedy spaceport called Omega. Most recently i've stopped an ancient race of aliens from enslaving various human colonies across the Terminus System. Now can you excuse me, i've got to go and get on with some calibrations."
"Oh, fair enough."
copyrytedlizzerd 3 weeks ago 13
Wtf!? What is Garrus doing near the pacific when he should be in space blasting aliens. Getting soft...
AtrophyOffline 3 weeks ago
My brain is full of fuck.
onedOLlarDuDE 3 weeks ago
Brandon:"obviously ive wasted a lot of gasoline oh and by the way im boinking Shepard saviour of the galaxy bet u didnt see that coming did u bitch"
ARavingLooony 3 weeks ago 3
strange as fuck lol
SlavicPurpose07 3 weeks ago
It's weird I hear garrus but I see no garrus... Utter confusion
WolfMoon173 1 month ago 52
Garrus <3
halosky258 1 month ago
"Obviously I've been wasting a lot of gasoline."
Yup, sure sounds like Garrus
iisl33t 1 month ago
They made this before the reapers attacked the Citadel, the next night they died in Chora's Den
dajellyfish 1 month ago
I hope Harbinger reduces both those fools into fine paste for dissing Garrus like this
Omegahazard 1 month ago 4
there's no interview with him i'm saaad
CanUHelpIt 1 month ago
"Damn it Sidonis, now you're gonna take my girl too?"
mysticwolf92 1 month ago 8
woman you don't do that to Garrus Freaking Vakarian!
Thongger 1 month ago 6
"obviously I've been wasting gasoline" = "you dumb bitch... have this loser"
DarkGreystone 1 month ago
I LOVE you Garrus!! :D
E6DeltaGirl 1 month ago
Super sexy. Garrus FTW =3
jacypunk 1 month ago
Even in another universe, Garrus is still getting fucked over. Shepard should go over there and shoot both of them in the face.
buggerwho12 1 month ago
GARRUS!!!
DorianVonKlaus 1 month ago
God dammit Garrus, stop being a human and upgrade my fucking Normandy!
1994msi 1 month ago
One does not simply 'blow off' Garrus Vakarian, bitch. He'll calibrate you all the way to skank Hell.
MissCandiDandi 1 month ago 8
Leckie can it wait, im in the middle of some calibrations
MrNiceguy1311 1 month ago
@HowlingWolf518 I totally agree. It sounds like he is trying to sound a certain way, keeping the epic amazingness out of his voice :P
XelestialDragon 1 month ago
Is it just me, or does it sound like Garrus is voicing Brandon, not the other way around?
HowlingWolf518 1 month ago 22
One does not simply blow off Garrus.
29573428937 1 month ago
Jesus, when he goes "is that right, really?" I had to do a double take that it wasn't our favourite busted-up turian behind them
alphaprawns 1 month ago 5
Is it bad if I want to create a machine that will send me into the mass effect universe and I could be anyone I want? Cuz I would definitely fuck garrus!
TheTEXASgamer 1 month ago
Brandon got fired from his job and rejected... Ouch.
JacksFinalStand98 2 months ago
"I used to travel the galaxy like you, but then I took a missile to the face and helped my best friend fight off overpowered sentient genocidal warships from destroying the galaxy once again."
Deagnetic 2 months ago
garrus got rejected
xAGHOSTx 2 months ago
Garrus used to be Archangel, but then he took a missile to the face.
Walrusii 2 months ago
Caroline Dhavernas!
Sumtimreh 2 months ago
Poor decision lady. You could've had the man with the longest reach in the Galaxy. Provided you have the flexibility, of course.
cheesytrojan 2 months ago 4
Obviously looks nothing like Garrus, but he could look like absolutely anything and you would immediately be able to tell that voice.
thehonorablereese 2 months ago 7
It doesn't seem like he's supposed to be a sympathetic character, but I cannot help it. I can't NOT think of him as awesome.
MacWillyFortunes 2 months ago 6
Who else was expecting Garrus to come out of the car ?
NEBBaxter 2 months ago
It's okay Garrus, there's always Shepard
ChickGamer1990 2 months ago 6
omg id know that sexy voice any where
batgirl170 2 months ago 11
"Obviously I've been wasting alot of star ship fuel"
tehBLAX 2 months ago 8
Garrus is doing voiceover for some ancient human movie? Kinda weird, i thought Turians were not a fans of humanity.
Boobr 2 months ago 147
@Boobr Times change, I guess.
LightStreak567 1 week ago
@Boobr "ancient" would be exaggerated
only around one and half hundred years
epIanChen 1 day ago
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TheBioBeast 2 months ago
He likes to favor the last shot before popping the heat sink, so he'll win eventually.
TheBioBeast 2 months ago 4
i feel kind of bad for Brandon Keener, no matter what roll he takes on in the future he will always be remembered as Garrus and people will always make calibration jokes about him. but i guess that is the price you have to pay when you lack dialogue.
gtfonow1 2 months ago 7
@gtfonow1 That's like feeling bad for Chuck Norris for being the strongest person ever: Why would you feel bad for Garrus' voice actor? He get's to play a BAD-ASS role, get's to show he has great voice-acting talents, and, again: HE'S GARRUS!!!Sure, everyone mo9cks that one line, but he's still AWESOME
kingt34 2 months ago 3
He has reach, and she has flexibility.
LardTardProductions 2 months ago 6
Miranda is also in this as an Australian chick. Watching the entire series just to see that part where she's naked? Heavy risk... but the prize...
themanclaw2 3 months ago
@themanclaw2 Yvonne Strahovski, you mean? No she isn't.
Emper0rH0rde 3 months ago
@Emper0rH0rde Then it is somebody who looks and sounds exactly like her, so it doesn't matter anyways :)
themanclaw2 3 months ago
DAT VOICE.
Craziness714 3 months ago 3
He had reach, but.....she did not have the flexibility.....
SlankTV 3 months ago 10
"where'd you serve?"
"c-sec"
domirine 3 months ago 319
@domirine AH YEAH MOTHAF----!!!!
matthiasck 1 month ago
@domirine Congrats, you you have one the oldest and highest rated top comments on youtube. :D
DrRedabc 1 month ago
ahhhhhhhh his voice! it's really just his plain voice! amazing.
transitline 3 months ago 13
And now Garrus is fucking the baddest commander in the galaxy.
Win-win.
coldshoulder14 4 months ago 9
Man, Garrus is so unlucky...
Raptor747 4 months ago
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faa788 4 months ago
"Nice try. She is not interested. I have reach, and she has flexibility."
aquapendulum 4 months ago 21
Garrus couldn't handle the woman's disingenuous assertions..
Impulse9090 4 months ago 4
GAAAAAAAAAAHHH it's so disconcerting
cika1234 4 months ago
so he was calibrating his new human body!
Kalamonga 4 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de Evan2142
@Kalamonga You sir, have a perfect point...I just laughed my ass off when I read your comment! :D
bassrattler 4 months ago
Im just waiting for Garrus to use that "Nice try. She is not intrested" comment when Kaidan flirts with Shepard in ME3. :3
JonnaHoas 4 months ago 9
Garrus what has happened to your face?! You look like a human!
TheGodlikeDragon 4 months ago
i'm so freaked out!! its suppose to be garrus... but its a human! why...
PinkSkullz86 4 months ago
sorry im late i was in the middle of some calibrations
fridgetj 5 months ago
I spy with my little eye someone who's going to die via headshot
HitandRyan 5 months ago
Being Jack Bauer Jr. 1= Losing a hand and leaving government service
Being Shepard Jr.= Getting cybernetics, a major scar, and still fighting at his idol/lover's side for the entire franchise.
GabeShadow666 5 months ago
Good night. I've got some calibrations to take care of.
SakuyaFM 5 months ago 3
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite clip on Youtube.
IronBrig4 5 months ago
"Fine bitch! I had calibrations to do anyway!"
ScottJackson117 5 months ago 377
@ScottJackson117 so much win.
Br0k3nL1m1ts 5 months ago
@ScottJackson117 dude that was rly fucking good one!
ismolaitela6666 3 weeks ago 2
@ismolaitela6666 Thanks ;)
ScottJackson117 2 weeks ago
My God this is freaky!
Glatorix 5 months ago
hello!
hello my name is garrus Vakarian i figth againts reapers...
SlowedGiant 5 months ago
back to the calibrations...
DarkB1ueKnight 5 months ago
Garrus doesn't care, he's off to bang femshep.
...
...Right after some calibrations
Merc261 5 months ago 13
Wow, he sounds exactly the same. He didn't even attempt to change his voice when he did Garrus. Not that it's really required (Or needed, he has an awesome voice), but holy crap.
Awesomeuserdude 5 months ago 10
At least he still has reach.
thefarheensauce 5 months ago 5
brb calibrations
anonops1980 5 months ago 5
"too bad you missed the whole show"
"I was busy with some calibrations"
TwistedComplex 5 months ago 17
@TwistedComplex Fair enough! ROFL!
darkybot 2 weeks ago
holy mother crockin shit! garrus can fit in a human skin?? how'd he hide his head crests??
traveller89 5 months ago
why isnt garrus calibrating?
sovereignjoker 5 months ago 3
"Actually I don't have any plans" "Is that so?" "YES I'M SICK OF HELPING YOU WITH YOUR GODDAMN CALIBRATIONS"
AkashaBloodriver 6 months ago 8
Brandon is gonna be the next David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman.
debRUUTK 6 months ago
Its cool, he has to go back to the Normandy to screw sexy Fem.Shep anyways.
nevrest 6 months ago 9
Pardon me, need to do some calibrations.
erttheking 6 months ago
it'd be really funny, if the guy hot a big fat sniper round right between the eyes, a moment after Garrus leaves...
Lokasena 6 months ago
he got an build in turian voice
mugenrider754 6 months ago
What he really meant was he was wasting a lot of time calibrating the normandy's guns.
Andronover611121 6 months ago 4
Oh wow. That... wow. I really thought they edited his voice to make it sound like that. It really sounds like that? Awesome.
alynnidalar 6 months ago
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Tarik360 6 months ago
He probably had some calibrations to do anyway.
KlaykidReal 6 months ago 10
Nah its kl, hes gonna come back with wrex and jack, and fuck shit up...
After callibrations
Batpod05 6 months ago
HE'S IN L.A NOIRE.
charlottebrady96 6 months ago
"can it wait for a bit?" god i hate that line
halla253 6 months ago
I honestly thought it was digitally mixed to add the reverb and grit, but there it is. Wow!
MrRU550 6 months ago
Scooped and drooped
FunKill713 6 months ago
GAH! His voice is so unique, would recognize it anywhere,i cant hear it and not picture Garrus in my head lol
minicoopergurl 6 months ago 4
Its so weird hearing his voice... I keep expecting to see a Turian standing there lol. Fantastic voice.
WingEffect 6 months ago
Calabrations or GTFO.
newdreadboy 6 months ago 3
Shepard: "GARRUS!!
Garrus: "Yes..?"
Shepard: "Get back to calibrating my porn collection!!"
Garrus : "..."
Shepard: "I should go.."
xboxfreak2698 6 months ago 3
"Actually i am free tomorrow night"
"Oh well... I have calibrations to get back to anyway."
M13Roe 6 months ago 3
Whatever, he had some calibrations to do anyway!
DeathKnight52 6 months ago 6
Can anyone tell me what episode this is? I cant believe i didnt realize that was Garrus
xYOCOM5x 6 months ago
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xYOCOM5x 6 months ago
if i ever meet this guy , im gonna ask if he finished his calibrations
VoooDoooZooo 6 months ago 5
Never saw me coming!
GhostSnake 6 months ago
Garrus has such a sexy voice. I'm a dude and im saying that.
Hyperguy2000 6 months ago 7
Death came for Garrus Vakarian on Omega and said "Thy time has come!"
Garrus Vakarian replied "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some Calibrations"
SinDawg030 6 months ago 8
oh shit. its garrus
lordparibus 6 months ago
"Oh is that right...really? No calibrations? Hmm? Shame on you, then!"
CDavengedsevenfold 6 months ago 2
"Where'd you serve?"
"I'll tell you as soon as finish these calibrations..."
Salix879 6 months ago 5
Garrus just came back from the middle of some calibrations...
earthboundpikmin 6 months ago 3
"Do you want to come inside for a cup of coffee or something?"
"Could it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations..."
eternalGEN3SIS 6 months ago 8
Eargasm.
MisterSkavato 6 months ago 6
To me it feels like Garrus is voicing Brandon, not the other way around... lol
spanishax 6 months ago 269
@spanishax
I hear ya man!
MonsterTomten 5 months ago
@spanishax Same... that's when you know you've played waaay to much Mass Effect.. xD ahaha.. nothing wrong with that though!
Fede17 5 months ago
The only women that appreciate smooth voice acting are Krogan : /
paulo1ftw 6 months ago
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ReeRockerchick200 6 months ago
:D
Wafflewarrior7 6 months ago
Girl: actually i think i will be free tomorrow night.
Charles: you know what i actually have some callibrations to do
gjbsaxman94 6 months ago 10
:52 COME ON GARRUS! hit that renegade option damnit!! Kick him in the quad!
Keklawlawlawl 6 months ago 8
I fucking knew it was him!
TheEmpireOfJarvis 6 months ago
His voice is so soothing Oo I also thought his voice was changed on the computers.. apparently not!
Skullcandeh9 6 months ago 7
garrus is now off to do some calibrations
ARavingLooony 6 months ago 3
*insert calibrations joke here*
spartanx528 6 months ago 2
Dude, you don't cockblock Garrus.
You just...don't.
DrDumb002 6 months ago 7
i had reach...she had flexibility
KrunchatizeMeKapn 7 months ago 6
oh wow how did i not hear that wtf
gmodzombieteam 7 months ago
i saw the pacific and i didnt recognize the voice when i played mass effect 2, maybe its becuase i played it after the show instead of before. the only voice actors i recognized immediately were yavonne strahovski (miranda), the illusive man (martin sheen), and seth green (joker)
lonewolf1405 7 months ago
wow, it sounds exactly like him...
11COMICNERD 7 months ago
how could one deny him? ._.
OptionalProductions 7 months ago
nice voice
nickanvar 7 months ago
Oh, is that right? Really? Obviously I've been wasting a lot of element zero.
Abnorvell 7 months ago 15
"Army, huh Charles? Where'd you serve?"
"C-Sec"
Shicbs 7 months ago 262
@Shicbs :D
ooOZER0oo 7 months ago
@Shicbs I like how I commented the same thing months ago and you get more thumbs up
UltimteLifeForm 7 months ago
Dude, when I first saw this on HBO I started freaking out and screaming " holy crap, it's Garrus!!!!!" and my friends were like " whose that" so now they're buried in my back yard. Play Mass Effect, it could save your life.
jimmyshousevideos 7 months ago 15
i had reach, but she had flexibility
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