Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred

[CindyandSuzie]

I love this song, that and "Always look on the bright side of life!"

[Thespeckydave]

A catholic in a room with all those children...

[Blether333]

God will make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

[Quenchster]

This is as pro-life as things can get.

[dumbass6380]

lots of little kid

master bate

[Moomies911]

Talk about a boner kill.

[Wedgeshed]

This is hard to sing with a straight face

[1loveshop]

I agree!

[Gerald360halowowness]

i find this difficult to master bait to...

[Plupo117]

The only thing that makes me angry about this is the girl on the left at 2:49 missed her step.

[Niosses]

I have an undying amount of respect for the parents that let their kids play a part like this

[busybeingbla]

The location at 3:50 and so on reminds me of Billy Elliot. :)

[Bradlee29]

sperm... eat up ladies ;)

[BlackSunRX2008]

SHIT!! So many sperms I wasted in the toilet...

[kissmewhereyoucan76]

@BlackSunRX2008

For every sperm you wasted you will burn a century in hell!

[FelixTheBarbarian]

"You don't have to have a great brain, you don't have to have any clothes on, your a Catholic the moment dad came!"

This is one of the best songs EVER

[funkydrummer6783]

I would give my sperm to go back in time and be in this song. I'd pay 10,000 pounds as well.

[koalaman55]

LOL XDDDDDD my new ringtone XDDD

[Beoy999]

Truley epic

I would be careful to not show something with children in it to the pope.

[cystmaker]

send this to pope benidict(if you dare!)

[MartinaVonTrapp]

So brilliant!

[atebane]

look all those unkempt children! half of them is sperm.

[TommyGun465]

god bless the sperm :)

[sloththemighty]

The most epic musical number on this green earth of ours.

[teapartydad]

@sloththemighty The level of joy engendered by this "most epic musical number" is directly proportionate to ones propensity for suicide. When are you going to do YOUR part for Earth?

[waggafletcher]

Michael Palin is a sweet sweet man. Bless his cotton socks.

[derfeuerbach]

What were the children actually singing during the shooting I wonder...

[BethGoth15]

They were singing the real song but they didn't what they were singing about. Poor dears lol.

[derfeuerbach]

Oh, Im pretty sure that they're the heroes in their families today.

[poepsnoet]

Such a brilliant and funny song.

Oh, and Terry Jones is an awesome director :)

[slavophile1]

When Onan pulled out and jizzed on the earth, the good Lord struck him down for his sin.

Let that be a lesson to you heathen swine.

[6shatter6chandelier6]

? The only lesson that teaches me is that the good Lord is rather uptight.

[slavophile1]

Read between the lines, son.

[RomaneusV]

lol The Dancing Cardinals are too funny

[frasierfreak92]

this song is fantastic

[frasierfreak92]

i reckon the kids might be mentally scarred now.

[scotmunda90]

wonder if the little girl in the beginning new what she was saying!:P amazing song btw!

[Michaelpreetz]

The priest at 2:34 is Terry Jones, isn'it?

[BethGoth15]

Yep, that's him all right!

[WillyBatBob]

love this song

[swimminglyfilms]

LOOOOOOOOL

[satchmo7772000]

I wonder if the entire movie budget was blown on this one song.

[BethGoth15]

Yeah it was lol.

[0ShadowedWings0]

Probably the entire budget and MORE lol.

[Caterldp]

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)))))))))))))))))

[AinokeA365]

lol

[shockerfn91]

my fav song from my fav movie

[6shatter6chandelier6]

I love the little girl's solo.

[BethGoth15]

Yeah she is sooooooooo cute!!!!! I wonder where she is now?

[CapnOrdinary]

I'll probably never stop laughing at this.

[monkeysretardedmom]

well sperm die even in your body..so you cannot control that...so why not pleasure yourself getting red of the excess?

[Patamarak]

BECAUSE EVERY SPERM IS SACRED!

[GWAR1018]

Even as a Roman Catholic I still laugh!

[PsychoFranck]

mmmmddrrrrr !!! The best song !! MMMMDDRRRR !!

[Guyu]

WTF?

[kenzcee]

This is a great mockery of Catholicism, and a well-choreographed dance sequence to boot.

It's really catchy too, dammit...

[martin0luther0wanabe]

this song is the main cause of the rising birth rate. and you know what? it's worth it! although that mean you shouldn't have sex except for babies. i like this song even more now. also, I'm not catholic. I'm Lutheran.

[CantStopClickin]

Ha.

I'm a catholic, and even I find this funny.

[derfeuerbach]

Monty Python is the only reason to like England. ;-)

[HollyH41]

derfeuerbach, there is loads of reason to like Ebgland! iT ROCKS!

[derfeuerbach]

.... like hooligans, lousy beer and 'lovely' weather? ;-) Damn right u r.

[donning]

1, 2, 123, 1234... 5 : 1 is the only reason to like Germany, derfeuerbach.

[VoiceofBaghdad]

FAB!

[P0G0NA]

Best videoclip ever!!!

[RussLBarth]

the funniest thing python ever did. Python was the funniest troupe yet. The Beatles of sketch comedy. they changesd the face of humor for everything that came after them. absolutely without peer.

[BethGoth15]

I think a lot of comedians today (such as Matt Lucas, David Williams, Catherine Tate, the peeps from this Peep Show I keep hearing about) were inspired as children while watching Monty Python lol.

[Obbyto]

Is the song implying that people shouldn't masturbate? Wonder if the little children in the video knew what a sperm is...

[BethGoth15]

Apparently they didn't. How cute!

[wildflower2176]

this song is making fun of the Catholic Church which says ppl shouldn't masturbate. it's a parody.

[DALAIWMN]

why are you such an angry........you should point the finger back at yourself...you must be miserable

[BethGoth15]

Don't say that Nerodollinger! That's rude!

I first heard this song when I was about 12 or 13, it scared the hell out of me! Then when I became a fan of MP which was in March, Feb time, I considered listening to this song but I was nervous. But then I decided to listen to it and I loved it! My mum loves this song too!

[nerodollinger]

Hi Bethgoth. I'm sorry for the insult. I was not referring to you as I feel you are a very nice person. I hope you will accept my apology as I was just having a bit of a laugh. Have a happy Monty Python time. Nero

[BethGoth15]

Just don't say anything like that again not to me or anyone, 'K?

[nerodollinger]

K, I won't say it , but I might write it.(He hee, he heeeeeeeee eeeeeee heeeeee heeeeeeee heeeee). Anyway I don't think that Monty Python fans are Morons and Idiots, I know it(except for you of course)He he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ho.

[nerodollinger]

Monty Python fans are morons and retards

[derfeuerbach]

how can u tell, since youre quite an idiot urself?

[TC2642]

Brilliant clip, one of the best Monty python films, not as good as the Life of Brian though. ;)

[Zombiebride202]

I love how the little girls do the Can-Can so cute ^_^

[xjunshix]

duh

[mixedupzombies]

meckra what the hell are you talking about hes they're father because he has never wasted his sperm and now with his wife he has 68 children!

[meckra]

omg he's singing that shit the kids lol.

bet he's a pedifile or somethin lol

[xjunshix]

lol this is hilarious!!

[Kakashi2girl]

GENIUS. Small children quoting sexual refferances FTW.

[bearsuitcookie]

lol, pedo

[cdegast]

pyton is the best

[meredumais]

'You were a Catholic the moment Dad came...'

Perfection!

[meredumais]

Timeless genius !

[Iammany]

This is probably the best they did as monthy python.

[pythonluvr9009]

What's the deal with the Chinese New Year dragon in the background? That's kind of weird.

[nik0lay]

there is now funking deal.

[meredumais]

Well, they're having a parade...and it's kind of spermatic in shape and flow, no?

Is spermatic a word?

[thinkingman77]

Maybe it's a way of saying that it's not just a Catholic thing, there is overpopulation in China, too? I don't know...

[crookedj0k3r]

I think every man, well every true man should take part of this song to heart. I sing to my troops every night, Lest we forget *SALUTE*

[apocalyptic0ne]

You gotta love this. And we we were talking about this in church last week. I kept hearing this song in my head. I asked my dad afterwards and he said he was thinking the same thing. Lol

[k1m1th3gr34t]

BEST. THING. EVER!

[AtheistCanuck]

Best Video Ever

[AtheistCanuck]

Best...song....ever!

[musikmadgurl]

lolness!!! so funni lov monty python shit!

[johnaintdoe]

I mentioned this song in Health class got office detention, lol.

[justsayyess13]

Crazy! Even my TEACHERS quote Monty Python at my school. But then, we're English. :)

I think one of my favourite parts of this video is Terry Jones's dance! Although Michael is just classic.

[mikegwapa]

funny! hahaha...yeah right..i agree....EVERY SPERM IS SACRED!! LOL

[SeNtiX01]

Every sperm needs to be swollod lol

[queenarethegreatest]

lol

one of the funniest songs written ever!

[luckyjohn19]

You'd never hear that song sung by USA kids; their priests and pastors would convince all sexually repressed parents their delusions would send them to hell.

[InsubordinationFreak]

This has got to be one of the best musical numbers ever.

[jarrod40k]

The kids are all like in thier thirties now. I don't think it matters if they know what they're singing about anymore. Yeah, that was my first thought when I saw this too...

[dyamantese]

do those little kids know what they're singing about?

[Incinerator19902]

I'm not a big fan of stuff like the holy grail, but i love this skit

[lulas879]

lol What a performance! XD

[electrogeek77]

I got extra credit in my high school chemistry class for knowing this song...how screwy...

[kssykssygg]

I have this song on my iPod. Gotta love the Pythons!

[ShatteredMirror]

"Now, God has blessed me so much that I can't afford to feed you all."

Classic...Who needs Political Correctness! Damn, now I'm going to be singing that in school tomorrow.

[redtoesucker15]

Ahh ... there's nothing like Monty Pyton before bedtime. One word for them though. Legends.

[titaniarox]

HAHAHAH this is amazing

[mage211]

for this song...you really have to hand it to the Monty Python crew.

[txgmike]

wonderful.... pity they cant make an anti-Bush song about the hypocracy of banning stem cell research!

[SecondWord]

Eh, that would be fun! :D

See Monty Python. Love Monty Python. Live Monty Python!

Thanks for uploading, unfortunetly i haven't got that movie yet... But i've seen it a million times! (A million and twenty-five correctly)

[koopa90]

you mean the TUB of girls not the Tube?

[JayOleck]

Ah, Monty Python. Where else can you see kids that look like they just got back from a cast party for the musical OLIVER singing a song about sperm?

[thatdrattedcat]

wowwww... niiiice number at the end there. hahahaha

[Sesshyismine]

XD How'd they get so many young kids to do that song?

[fabioarquer]

They dont hate the other religion...u guys should watch the hole movie "The Meaning of Life" and there is a sketch kidding about Prodestants

[Fontroy]

Everyone who hates this video you should see sketch after it does both Prodestants and Catholic and Monty Python were just being the great comedian that are.

[kazbah707]

God get's ...? what does he get?

"Quite irate"...

[JapanCanuck]

God gets irate:-)

[heavymetalX4Xgod]

cant belive they got kids to sing this

[Ahippi]

heavymetal in the late 70s and early 80s we still have some freedoms.

[carleeeee]

Monty Pyhton's #1 song by far!

[takuun1123]

volat, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate

[JapanCanuck]

It's not like they're using a "bad" word, elvispresleyweeps. Besides, by the time those kids realized what they had been singing about, they were probably in their teens.

[elvispresleyweeps]

What kind of parents lets their kids sing a song like that?!

[Ahippi]

This song was made while we still enjoy some freedoms including speech.

[juliandavies]

your not wrong there.

what is happening to this Great British Empire we once had????

[JustinMCoffey]

Come on man, Britain has Nuns signing about sperm, America has black guys screaming about how white guys suck. Every country is reverse of how they used to be

[KGPProductions]

Yeah, we'd better not let children know that sperm exists, or that various belief forms are available. If we're not careful they could end up *gasp* with sexual desires and thoughts!

[colmtheperson]

I don't know why religions hate each other... I'll bet there wouldn't be half as many religious people in the world if their parents didn't pass it down to them! All religion is a bit of a waste when you think of it like that

[RezaTheBeliever]

wtf is this shit? What a retarded video. To show respect to this video im going to go and jack off.

[sim71]

those bloody catholics you cant whack em , pity!

[Rystenthelion]

Quite a good song, if you care for british humor. ^^

[satchmo7772000]

And sadly, the only good bit of the entire movie

[dreed100]

was worth every cent

[xsavemyheart]

imagine the budget blown on that 4 minute song!

[BlingBlingDo]

Tha's quite anti-clerical, ain't'it ?

[foxcell]

lol so true abot the catholics oh wait i'm one of them oh well off to hell with me hi saten hows the wife don't ask

[killa666biatch]

lol i wonder if the kids noe wot ther singing haha

[Toolpusher]

I can wear a rubber thing over my old chap :)

[MrBronson66]

Why don't you then?

[NicolaChristine]

Was tht a chinese dragon thingy at the end?

[Dannyboy2k6]

Yes it was

[junialum]

roflamo

[mysticwolf11]

Boys, feel free to fall in love with your left hand all over again. :P

[mintoO2cOolv2]

gwt it outta my head!! i am scared to play with myself because of the song!

[UndefinedShine]

lmao! aren't we all shadow...save me a seat!

[shadowgaara]

damn im going to hell

[kikyo4815]

This is scary. i have it on my comp and if i have it on random i wont notice that i'm singing to it. SAVE ME!!

[melodycass]

i thing is the kids dont know what there sing about

[fobofish92]

actually i think they do know what they're singing about, and they find it amusing.

[niuchemist]

As a matter of fact, the word "cock" was dubbed in later, as Michael Palin didn't want to say it in front of those kids. He said "sock" instead, during filming.

[dancinggenius]

The conversation that the couple over the road have after this song is so funny.

[spookette]

I totally agree, dancinggenius XD "Bloody Catholics filling up the bloody world with people they can't bloody afford to feed" Priceless!

[suddenlylastsummer]

Yeah, Python... I love them

[XavierS1989]

mmm...satire

[NeoMegaMan999]

best python song ever

[Kreld]

its fucking classic trust python to make a musical peice about wanking :D

[marius101]

OMG THE DEAD LIVE AGAIN *takes out shotgun* DIE...im a christian and this just creeps me out =3

[Aznskillz918]

love this movie

[HappyLittleMayniac]

That's one of my favourite MP's songs :D Mike is so great there! :D

[TheCrazyLunatic]

lmao, love it

[Maphisto86]

Who needs abstenance when you got this "educational" piece. ; )

[kerrpy24vim]

Sperm is wasted hehe. So I guess there are little angels flying around reporting to God "he's having a wank again God"... "oh yeah, him again. Can't you see I'm busy.. making worlds, I don't have time for that"