It is that you should give me a tithe of your soul and you shall live.
Let's see how many religious f*cktards actually take me seriously, and we godly people who love 'n' tolerate will seek you out and give you the guidance you need.
A.k.a. a pillow punch to the nuts.
Or face, if you're a girl.
Or tail, if you're a monkey in a scientific experiment.
In my opinion, all animals go to heaven. That'll be kinda awkward though. Imagine, meeting a cow that you once ate. "hey, uh...listen I'm sorry about that one time on Earth when I..uh..ya know...cooked you and ate you with a side of fries." "na man that's okay, ya gotta eat. I understand." "......... k bye."
I doubt it would happen like that, but I'm a christian so I'll find out someday.
#14 /sigh i hit next video on one of your lazy vlogs and i dont think it brought me to the next lazy vlog. so number 12 may not actually be number twelve but all is well. no more mistakes shall be made.
You know, thinking about Earthbound Pets really didn't make sense at the beggining, and almost paradoxical. But when Toby explains it, it somehow makes perfect sense............................ *Universe suddenly tears in half.
@LuvTheHatas A nice quantity of morons. This organization is "old" and at the time Toby made this video they were selling their "service" a lot. Did you forget the meaning of "dumb"? There are dumb people in our world, a LOT.
what? i don't get it? This might be because my english isn't that good.. But isn't this site about how they take care of your pets when you die? Soo isn't that a good thing? I don't understand why people are laughing then.. And wtf does Rapture mean? Google translate is not helping me out on this one...
@Nelianne90 The "Rapture" is the term for when the christian god comes again for the 2nd time. and you can't translate something that's already english -.-
look ppl, take your religious arguments elsewhere, this was just a joke -_-
although i just said to take your religious arguments elsewhere, i must say that if ppl have a problem with other ppl believing in some faith, thats a bunch of bull****. people who have a faith are not trying to rebel against people who believe only in science, like most ppl claim. We ppl who believe in a faith are only believing in that faith to explain things that science cannot yet explain.
HAHA so I checked out their website just now and you guys HAVE to read this:
"Notice of Rate Increase: Due to the increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture prophesy we have increased our service rates for all new contracts submitted as of 1/13/11. "
@link2730 actually the rapture isnt in the bible it was made up by i think an english priest in the 1830's or something, and also i think i remember hearing that the devil was made up in the 100's or something i dont really know though.
Thank god I'm not a believer! Because a heaven without animals wouldn't be heaven at all. I'd rather stay on Earth as a sinner with my pets, thank you very much ;)
The jokes on you idiot christians. The guys who run the site are ATHEIST. They're getting your 100 dollars and laughing it up when the rapture fails to come.
Oh...poor Toby, he got spammed by people who think youtube is a great way to get their religious point of view across. Next chaintheguardien will post on twitter hoping to change the minds of many.
Oh i'm such a bitch sorry. But i couldn't help laugh. Its just a video about a silly pet thing.
People are idiots if they actually believe in the "rapture." And actually pay money to have their animals taken care of these "blasphmers." So basically if what they're saying is true and these ppl sinned why would "christian" ppl pay money and support somebody who went against their god. It's a huge flaw.
Their just trying to make you give them money. Honestly animals and plants don't go to hell. Maybe a possesed animal or plant but other than that no they don't go to hell.
Even a possessed animal can't go to hell because they do not have souls, and that is the part of a person that goes to heaven/hell. Only humans have souls, and are the only things on earth capable of going to heaven or hell.
Has anyone ever said that animals haven't got a soul?
And how do you know that humans have them? It's up to the individual to figure out what a soul is. In my case I think of it as emotions, and certain animals does have emotions too. Wouldn't that make them able to go to heaven/hell as well?
The Rapture is the start of the seven years of Tribulation. During these seven years the Devil will have full control over Earth. It is clearly stated in the book of Revelation that 'The great beast' will ravage all of the Earth. That's not all. Many plauges will be onto the Earth to make things worse. But, if you are a Christian and you believe that Jesus is real and that he died for your sins, you will be with Jesus in heaven the very second the Rapture starts.
2)now everyone who is a christian should feel a definite sense of security that he/she is now safe forever
3) all non-believers should believe because of all of this but also the power of faith and prayer that i personally have expirienced so thanks again and GOD bless you!!
If you're so sure that what I just said is not true. Give me an answer to these questions: How was the Earth, better yet, how was the Universe created? Where do we go when we die? What is our purpose on Earth? How did the first humans on Earth form? And all the proof I need is in the Bible. Once again, I suggest you seek Chirst immediately if you don't know the answers to these questions.
It is truly sad that you believe those lies. I would tell you the TRUE answer to those questions, but the Bible would tell it to you better. Also, the Bible isn't some ordinary book. It has records of the very beginning of the world, and how it will end. And just so you know, THE BIBLE IS NONFICTION. ENTIRELY TRUE. Still don't believe me? Buy a Bible or go online and find a online Bible and read the book Genisis. That book alone will be more than enough proof to show you that Christ is real.
i believe only things that i see sufficient evidence for i do not believe in god but i will not deny his existence i have no proof to believe he is there however there isn't enough evidence to believe in him either
however they say god is with you in good times and bad well having sex people often say oh god and if you get hurt it oh god ai bang mah nee if any where offended by the last comment please don't it was a joke you know the things that get laughs haha lol
Take the book of Matthew for example. Matthew tells us that people saw Jesus perform miracles before their very eyes. Yet they still denied his excistence. Ever since he rose to be with God in heaven no one on earth has seen Jesus' face, yet we continue to believe he is real. What I am saying here is that we don't need to see Jesus to believe he is real. Why? Because he's everywhere! We hear him through the Bible, we talk to him when we pray. There is more than enough proof that Jesus is real.
so your basing all your evidence in the bible i have a question again meaning no offence but it will probably cause
here's a simple question and answer 1+30=31 we know this is true because we where taught it to be so you where taught that god is real and you should love him many people where taught that god is a lie and you shouldn't believe him but i will put onto all people this i don't believe in god but i do believe in what he has done (not physically) (continued in seccond comment)
in my opinion god doesn't exist nor has he ever existed i will believe this until there is proof that he is real, i believe he was an idea a principle used to scare people into behaving properly people who are Christian are generaly better behaved because they fear god or because they respect god
and jesus is written of in the bible believed to be the son of god a virgin birth when its more likely that the parents where too proud to admit there daughter had had sex (again another comment)
Jesus could do miracles according to the people that wrote the bible the followers of Jesus now i will not deny that Jesus existed i have no proof to back that up but the only evidence of him being the son of god and a miracle worker is written in the bible i believe that he was a man much like Derron Brown is today a genius for example Derron brown went to America and turned a room full of people into Christians with only contact of the skin he reads peoples minds and such
Teen, once upon a time man watched as hurricanes came and brought ruin and destruction, and they said to themselves, "Where did this incredible force come from?" They did not know the answer. So they decided it was a mighty god of thunder named Zeus, and that he was pissed off at them and sent the storm to punish them. Now here you are asking questions like how the earth was created and where we go when we die... and you don't know the answer... so you're doing basically the same thing. Cheers!
It's no surprise that you're not taking me seriously. And just so you know, It wasn't written by 'some guy'. It was written by various people chosen by God.
Ah, my mistake. SEVERAL random guys, who were chosen by God. And how do we know they were chosen by God? Because they told us so in the book! XD
What I wouldn't give for a chance to see, 2000 years from now, how seriously people are taking Scientology, or the FSM. "But someone wrote it in a book thousands of years ago!! Obviously that makes it true!!" You know, thousands of years from now, Peter Pan will have been written in a book thousands of years ago. I wonder what people will make of that?
@JazzPr0phet Oh, I don't doubt it. The point remains, people credited things they didn't understand and could not explain to a god or gods that had in fact been invented by mortal men... in this case you just named the mortal man that invented those particular gods.
Sooo.... what you're saying, is basically this: You take a jar, an EMPTY JAR, NOTHING in it, air tight. And suddenly, a tree or something pops up in it, say, one fish, and then it multiplies, on IT'S OWN? I'm sorry, but in order for there to be ANOTHER fish, there would have to be two fish, right? Then where does that other fish come from?
oh and i think its hilarious that you say "the proof is in the bible", the bible is just a book, thats like me saying "wizards and magic exist! the proof is in Harry Potter"
I have told many people about this story. Many believe it is not real while very few take me seriously. Believe what you want, but just remember that if you do not put your faith in him and believe that he is unreal, all who do the same as that Will go through the Rapture. I suggest that all non-believers seek Christ immediately for the Rapture could begin any time now.
@DaveModer Deshawn here well the rapture is the second coming of jesus and he has a war with the antichrist for 7 years and alll the good people float to heaven and bad people go to hell
in essence, it's a belief and religions such as Christian and Catholic that Jesus will eventually return to his and bring his followers back to heaven. Watch out! Harold Camping suspects May 21st, 2011 to be the Rapture date XD
Meh, I don't believe it, but I won't stop you from doing so
What happened to this dog--Gypsie, I think? And where's Gryffsaur?
Squeexchan 1 week ago
#Catholics Are Christians Too.....
SuperDracolover 1 month ago
what happend to that dog
bradyboysqpr123 1 month ago
Alright, let's do this...
Every religion is wrong!
The only right on is mine.
It is that you should give me a tithe of your soul and you shall live.
Let's see how many religious f*cktards actually take me seriously, and we godly people who love 'n' tolerate will seek you out and give you the guidance you need.
A.k.a. a pillow punch to the nuts.
Or face, if you're a girl.
Or tail, if you're a monkey in a scientific experiment.
Scat495 1 month ago
HIS DOG NAME IS GIPSY :O
EdouardPicard0224 2 months ago
#Athiest (:
NerdyKoala25 2 months ago
Yay Atheism!
Arglefumphfan123 2 months ago
In my opinion, all animals go to heaven. That'll be kinda awkward though. Imagine, meeting a cow that you once ate. "hey, uh...listen I'm sorry about that one time on Earth when I..uh..ya know...cooked you and ate you with a side of fries." "na man that's okay, ya gotta eat. I understand." "......... k bye."
I doubt it would happen like that, but I'm a christian so I'll find out someday.
ilovegeekscorner 2 months ago 5
@ilovegeekscorner lol but im sure u can just ask god to bring your dog back god can do anything he wants
thefluffster101 1 month ago
@thefluffster101 So true.
ilovegeekscorner 1 month ago
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Old Toby isnt as fun :|
originalsk94 2 months ago
oh shit i forgot it was the second rapture today xDDDD
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#14 /sigh i hit next video on one of your lazy vlogs and i dont think it brought me to the next lazy vlog. so number 12 may not actually be number twelve but all is well. no more mistakes shall be made.
DRAMAxMAMA 3 months ago
god bless the Athiests
disastermaser 4 months ago
fuck christianity
sweenkingandwow2 5 months ago
lol! I've heard about that company some time ago and I lol'd brutally!
YorianSevenfold 5 months ago
the raptures fake and i have a hamster and its fake it already passed fakeness fakeity fakeness
thhzone1 5 months ago
That's fucking genius.
KeithSwanger 5 months ago
You know, thinking about Earthbound Pets really didn't make sense at the beggining, and almost paradoxical. But when Toby explains it, it somehow makes perfect sense............................ *Universe suddenly tears in half.
Thoggnee 5 months ago
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1wolf1997 5 months ago
WHERES GRIFFZOR
deadsearolls 5 months ago
I wonder who would pay for that...
LuvTheHatas 6 months ago
@LuvTheHatas A nice quantity of morons. This organization is "old" and at the time Toby made this video they were selling their "service" a lot. Did you forget the meaning of "dumb"? There are dumb people in our world, a LOT.
YorianSevenfold 5 months ago
Lol gypsie I always wanted to call my dog syndrome so in the park I could shout down syndrome and not get dirty looks
FearmyCHIMP 6 months ago
It's $135 now... and still TOTALLY AWESOME.
nerdra 7 months ago
ahhhhh what happend to good ol' gypsor, you never see her anymore. oh my god i rhymed on a toby vid by accident im so happy :D
TheWhasssupDude 7 months ago
ha my dog's name is gypsie
100CommonCents 8 months ago
all animals are part of nature, only people have souls others have "spirits"
missrockcantswim 8 months ago
@missrockcantswim haha.
people are animals too.
100CommonCents 8 months ago
what? i don't get it? This might be because my english isn't that good.. But isn't this site about how they take care of your pets when you die? Soo isn't that a good thing? I don't understand why people are laughing then.. And wtf does Rapture mean? Google translate is not helping me out on this one...
Nelianne90 8 months ago
@Nelianne90 The "Rapture" is the term for when the christian god comes again for the 2nd time. and you can't translate something that's already english -.-
CanFly2798 7 months ago
@CanFly2798 yea.. i was talking about translating it from English to Dutch..
Nelianne90 7 months ago
@Nelianne90 oh that makes sense.
CanFly2798 7 months ago
BWAHAHAHA that website is hilarious! I'm pretty sure it's a joke... at least, I really hope it's a joke. XD
Pevensify 9 months ago
Now what were to happen if the rapture happened and I didn't leave? Would they still take care of my pet?
PhantumFish 10 months ago
But... All dogs go to heaven...
Mimgurl 10 months ago 43
so all you people hating on people who have a religion, stfu. otherwise, please explain to me how everything started. i'd really like to know.
Epic360Gamer 10 months ago
look ppl, take your religious arguments elsewhere, this was just a joke -_-
although i just said to take your religious arguments elsewhere, i must say that if ppl have a problem with other ppl believing in some faith, thats a bunch of bull****. people who have a faith are not trying to rebel against people who believe only in science, like most ppl claim. We ppl who believe in a faith are only believing in that faith to explain things that science cannot yet explain.
Epic360Gamer 10 months ago 13
@Epic360Gamer i like you
GoodGuides 9 months ago
@Epic360Gamer so resuming, u creat a fake answer instead of trying to get the truth.
rafaelfmolina 2 weeks ago
HAHA so I checked out their website just now and you guys HAVE to read this:
"Notice of Rate Increase: Due to the increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture prophesy we have increased our service rates for all new contracts submitted as of 1/13/11. "
aw man, now I gotta get a coupon or something.
kristy2120 10 months ago
im a christian and i think anyone who believes this, is an idiot
bIuecrimson 10 months ago
@bIuecrimson I'm an Atheist and i think religious people are idiots.
DerrenBrown100 8 months ago
@DerrenBrown100
im a theist and i think all humans are idiots, you and me included of course
bIuecrimson 8 months ago
TOBUSCUS!
InfiniteTestings 11 months ago
Im christian my dawgs comin with me bitch
airsoftloverusp 11 months ago
I am pretty sure that cats would go to hell, but i have no say i guess, i am Atheist.
TheOneWhoWatchBleach 1 year ago
You look like you've been smoking something....
totkau 1 year ago
WHAT THE
masonk1015 1 year ago
moran jou are a gross domas
carmine441 1 year ago
well am glad am an Athiest
jasincl 1 year ago
@jasincl you"ll see
crazykillah45 1 year ago
wow that is so screwed up......
Witchachu 1 year ago
Yep, still unbelievable.
Jillianfilms 1 year ago
Sorry meant. Gay ass. Dogs
niblblet 1 year ago
Gay ass dogs are mans best friend what happened to you!!!???
niblblet 1 year ago
dogs go to hell cats go to heaven CATS RULE!!!
jmmm608 1 year ago
@jmmm608 Cats go into your face hole.
Dogs go to "heaven" c:
vanessaaamm 1 year ago
I'm not worried, I won't be leaving
SpartanXVII 1 year ago
i... thats just... what? QWHAT?! what in the world do they think they are? jus- i.. oh lord. may God help us all.
jeobeahon 1 year ago
And also NOOOOOO im taking my dogs and hamsters with me >:O
dchowderr 1 year ago
NEEDY DOG
dchowderr 1 year ago
fuck you dogs is lovely and cute
themirzoka 1 year ago
@link2730 actually the rapture isnt in the bible it was made up by i think an english priest in the 1830's or something, and also i think i remember hearing that the devil was made up in the 100's or something i dont really know though.
MelGibsonsUnicorn1 1 year ago
im athiest.
staggo3000 1 year ago
a what
tiley1 1 year ago
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Hilarious!! Ha ha ha!!
BeardsleyBrandon 1 year ago
thats not even funny
funny4life65 1 year ago
Thank god I'm not a believer! Because a heaven without animals wouldn't be heaven at all. I'd rather stay on Earth as a sinner with my pets, thank you very much ;)
Serendipitiouss 1 year ago
Lmao Gypsy's face just expresses to me that at that moment she was thinking, "crazy ass motha fuckas" xD
RavenofLight 1 year ago
Wow...This...this really exists?...That's...unbelievable...
Jillianfilms 1 year ago
OMFG! toby is really hot in this vid!
like seriously!! wow!
tillbill123 2 years ago
......wat
BoomBoomSticks 2 years ago
Now that's a good website.
Athiests ahoy!
benxander 2 years ago 80
@benxander
AthIests? Awesome.
Kagonic 1 year ago
@Kagonic Yeah well, typos ahoy.
benxander 1 year ago
@benxander
:D
Kagonic 1 year ago
haha i named my dog GYPSY TOO!!!!
videomania13 2 years ago
The dog's like: wtf get that camera outta my face!
ok maybe not :P
alvaro1121 2 years ago
lol
lalegra3 2 years ago
When the Raptor comes? Raptor Jesus?
Kingjay144 2 years ago
holly fucking shit its jesusorasrex
cxcljohn 2 years ago
@cxcljohn I thought that said "jesusoralsex".... I'm sorry xD
Aquarius2emma 9 months ago
hey how about snake? they are also a pet in the house. hehe..lol
wonderfulnernie 2 years ago
I can't believe a famous YouTuber friended me!
pikachu48 2 years ago
Cause no one els will
cobolt13 2 years ago
The jokes on you idiot christians. The guys who run the site are ATHEIST. They're getting your 100 dollars and laughing it up when the rapture fails to come.
hippydude89 2 years ago
lmao i didnt believe it until i went on the website! wow
26musiclover 2 years ago
Lost my subscription.
Keithability 2 years ago
Ok guys take the religous fighting somewhere else, this is a funny youtube video not the Viasat History channel!!!
TerryRMC 2 years ago
lol Christians.
obglobgablob 2 years ago
LOL
Forbakk 2 years ago
im jewish was a rapture?
arbiter1230 2 years ago 3
the return of jesus in the furture
Xaldar 2 years ago
I'd totally work for them. I'll blaspheme god on paper if it will earn me some paper! Screw Jesus. There. Can I get a job now?
tweezelbub 2 years ago
Oh...poor Toby, he got spammed by people who think youtube is a great way to get their religious point of view across. Next chaintheguardien will post on twitter hoping to change the minds of many.
Oh i'm such a bitch sorry. But i couldn't help laugh. Its just a video about a silly pet thing.
Alliechan666 2 years ago 84
haha, i liked the look on gypsy's face. she was like "watevs, can i leave yet?"
onlypandorashope 2 years ago
Hahaha fucking hilarious. . .Who would be stupid enough to pay those spaziods. . .
5t4Lk3r 2 years ago
hahahhaha funny stuff!!!!!
TheLilithChronicles 2 years ago
People are idiots if they actually believe in the "rapture." And actually pay money to have their animals taken care of these "blasphmers." So basically if what they're saying is true and these ppl sinned why would "christian" ppl pay money and support somebody who went against their god. It's a huge flaw.
ixbleedxfire 2 years ago
LOL was it sinful for me to laugh like an idiot? XD
haaa soo funny. X3
SakuraCerulean92 2 years ago
Dangggg. That's service. X__x
TheCovertConverser 2 years ago
Rapture is a false doctrine that came about in the 1830s during the great revival of the time.
I just love Gypsy!
mnmkidd 2 years ago 3
Hahaha, so one of the qualifications you have to meet in the job application is being atheist?
Prototype1207 2 years ago
lol thats fucked up
coo1212l 2 years ago
That's a pretty solid deal.
keilah136 2 years ago
well thats pretty messed up for a company as far as pet rescuers go but animals have their own kind of judgement , only god knows best.
az3ar2 2 years ago
This is why I love being an aethiest
clayrogers22 2 years ago
CONTACT ME IF YOU WANT YOUR PET TO GO TO HEAVEN
IF YOU DON'T DO THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 3 DAYS, YOUR PETWILL BURN IN HELL.
this was, indeed, the lamest joke i have ever made, im sorry :(
ikilledgsus 2 years ago
I love that people are actually arguing about animals souls! ahhh religion...what have you done! hahaha
dredre30 2 years ago
I hope the recession buttfucks this company
SpiritCrusher47 2 years ago
Why? People should be able to insure that their pets will be taken care of when the time comes.
LynnWellin 2 years ago
...christian much?
SpiritCrusher47 2 years ago
lol, I was being sarcastic. However, I still think that this company is great
LynnWellin 2 years ago
Save The Neddy Dogs!!!
DontKillHim 2 years ago
Wow.
TheRageAndGrace 2 years ago
Their just trying to make you give them money. Honestly animals and plants don't go to hell. Maybe a possesed animal or plant but other than that no they don't go to hell.
midori396 2 years ago
Even a possessed animal can't go to hell because they do not have souls, and that is the part of a person that goes to heaven/hell. Only humans have souls, and are the only things on earth capable of going to heaven or hell.
MrMushroomCloud 2 years ago
Hahaha xD
mogetplommon 2 years ago
Has anyone ever said that animals haven't got a soul?
And how do you know that humans have them? It's up to the individual to figure out what a soul is. In my case I think of it as emotions, and certain animals does have emotions too. Wouldn't that make them able to go to heaven/hell as well?
0Dodt0 2 years ago
lol, so your emotions go to heaven/hell?
LynnWellin 2 years ago
I was speaking from a christian point of view.
MrMushroomCloud 2 years ago
maybe because hell doesnt exist...
ndrach1 2 years ago
lulz dat iz be retardid
rogueshadow1933 2 years ago
You're dog looks SOO tired of life.
EpiDot52 2 years ago
toby, thank you for changing your picture, you are an awesome guy.
dazzmin 2 years ago
Wow! my donkey can be saved?
TheDarksEmpyrean 2 years ago
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LJW995 2 years ago
What is this "rapture" thing? Someone please enlighten me ;)
DaveModer 2 years ago 3
The Rapture is the start of the seven years of Tribulation. During these seven years the Devil will have full control over Earth. It is clearly stated in the book of Revelation that 'The great beast' will ravage all of the Earth. That's not all. Many plauges will be onto the Earth to make things worse. But, if you are a Christian and you believe that Jesus is real and that he died for your sins, you will be with Jesus in heaven the very second the Rapture starts.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
thank you so much for explaining that
1)you explained it very well
2)now everyone who is a christian should feel a definite sense of security that he/she is now safe forever
3) all non-believers should believe because of all of this but also the power of faith and prayer that i personally have expirienced so thanks again and GOD bless you!!
PurpleCarrott365 2 years ago
No problem. :) I just hope that people will take me seriously and follow Him before its too late. Especially the people who are very dear to me.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
And your proof to back up these statements are what....? oh thats right, you dont have any proof, its just a bunch of made up bullshit
ndrach1 2 years ago
If you're so sure that what I just said is not true. Give me an answer to these questions: How was the Earth, better yet, how was the Universe created? Where do we go when we die? What is our purpose on Earth? How did the first humans on Earth form? And all the proof I need is in the Bible. Once again, I suggest you seek Chirst immediately if you don't know the answers to these questions.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
LOOOL AT THE BIBLE....
biggest fairytale ever written
Butsaay 2 years ago
i will answer all of those questions based on SCIENCE not the bible.
1. Universe was created in the big bang, which was caused by the implosion of a universe before ours
2. When we die we go into the ground to rot, where exactly you go depends on your funeral arrangements
2. We do not have a purpose on Earth, life is just a scientific anomaly.
3. The first humans evolved from an ancestral apelike creature.
I suggest you seek a textbook immediately if you didnt know the answers to those questions
ndrach1 2 years ago 2
It is truly sad that you believe those lies. I would tell you the TRUE answer to those questions, but the Bible would tell it to you better. Also, the Bible isn't some ordinary book. It has records of the very beginning of the world, and how it will end. And just so you know, THE BIBLE IS NONFICTION. ENTIRELY TRUE. Still don't believe me? Buy a Bible or go online and find a online Bible and read the book Genisis. That book alone will be more than enough proof to show you that Christ is real.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
i believe only things that i see sufficient evidence for i do not believe in god but i will not deny his existence i have no proof to believe he is there however there isn't enough evidence to believe in him either
however they say god is with you in good times and bad well having sex people often say oh god and if you get hurt it oh god ai bang mah nee if any where offended by the last comment please don't it was a joke you know the things that get laughs haha lol
chaintheguardien 2 years ago
Take the book of Matthew for example. Matthew tells us that people saw Jesus perform miracles before their very eyes. Yet they still denied his excistence. Ever since he rose to be with God in heaven no one on earth has seen Jesus' face, yet we continue to believe he is real. What I am saying here is that we don't need to see Jesus to believe he is real. Why? Because he's everywhere! We hear him through the Bible, we talk to him when we pray. There is more than enough proof that Jesus is real.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
so your basing all your evidence in the bible i have a question again meaning no offence but it will probably cause
here's a simple question and answer 1+30=31 we know this is true because we where taught it to be so you where taught that god is real and you should love him many people where taught that god is a lie and you shouldn't believe him but i will put onto all people this i don't believe in god but i do believe in what he has done (not physically) (continued in seccond comment)
chaintheguardien 2 years ago
in my opinion god doesn't exist nor has he ever existed i will believe this until there is proof that he is real, i believe he was an idea a principle used to scare people into behaving properly people who are Christian are generaly better behaved because they fear god or because they respect god
and jesus is written of in the bible believed to be the son of god a virgin birth when its more likely that the parents where too proud to admit there daughter had had sex (again another comment)
chaintheguardien 2 years ago
Jesus could do miracles according to the people that wrote the bible the followers of Jesus now i will not deny that Jesus existed i have no proof to back that up but the only evidence of him being the son of god and a miracle worker is written in the bible i believe that he was a man much like Derron Brown is today a genius for example Derron brown went to America and turned a room full of people into Christians with only contact of the skin he reads peoples minds and such
chaintheguardien 2 years ago
Teen, once upon a time man watched as hurricanes came and brought ruin and destruction, and they said to themselves, "Where did this incredible force come from?" They did not know the answer. So they decided it was a mighty god of thunder named Zeus, and that he was pissed off at them and sent the storm to punish them. Now here you are asking questions like how the earth was created and where we go when we die... and you don't know the answer... so you're doing basically the same thing. Cheers!
KausticX 2 years ago
That's where you're wrong. I DO know the answer.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
Of course you do. You read it in a book that some guy wrote a few thousand years ago. How silly of me.
KausticX 2 years ago
It's no surprise that you're not taking me seriously. And just so you know, It wasn't written by 'some guy'. It was written by various people chosen by God.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
Ah, my mistake. SEVERAL random guys, who were chosen by God. And how do we know they were chosen by God? Because they told us so in the book! XD
What I wouldn't give for a chance to see, 2000 years from now, how seriously people are taking Scientology, or the FSM. "But someone wrote it in a book thousands of years ago!! Obviously that makes it true!!" You know, thousands of years from now, Peter Pan will have been written in a book thousands of years ago. I wonder what people will make of that?
KausticX 2 years ago
@KausticX Uhh... Actually Zeus and all the "gods" of Greece were created by Homer.
JazzPr0phet 1 year ago
@JazzPr0phet Oh, I don't doubt it. The point remains, people credited things they didn't understand and could not explain to a god or gods that had in fact been invented by mortal men... in this case you just named the mortal man that invented those particular gods.
KausticX 1 year ago
Sooo.... what you're saying, is basically this: You take a jar, an EMPTY JAR, NOTHING in it, air tight. And suddenly, a tree or something pops up in it, say, one fish, and then it multiplies, on IT'S OWN? I'm sorry, but in order for there to be ANOTHER fish, there would have to be two fish, right? Then where does that other fish come from?
LvIsNickJonas 2 years ago
oh and i think its hilarious that you say "the proof is in the bible", the bible is just a book, thats like me saying "wizards and magic exist! the proof is in Harry Potter"
ndrach1 2 years ago
I have told many people about this story. Many believe it is not real while very few take me seriously. Believe what you want, but just remember that if you do not put your faith in him and believe that he is unreal, all who do the same as that Will go through the Rapture. I suggest that all non-believers seek Christ immediately for the Rapture could begin any time now.
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
AMEN!
cinnamon3462 2 years ago
Lol. ^^ Just spreadin' the word. :)
projectTEEN123 2 years ago
Hmm.... I could say something.... but it might spike another comment war.........
*gets smited for thinking about starting a flame war*
killar55 2 years ago
@DaveModer the rapture is where in the bible jesus comes to earth and takes all good people to heaven
link2730 1 year ago
@link2730 It arose in the 1830's actually, as stated by mnmkidd
bojoben 1 year ago
@DaveModer Deshawn here well the rapture is the second coming of jesus and he has a war with the antichrist for 7 years and alll the good people float to heaven and bad people go to hell
ThemanDeshawn 1 year ago
This video is a joke
UltimateGuitarist17 2 years ago
Are you serious? People make me sick...thanks for letting us know this..I have seen some silly things, but this is ridiculous.
VeroniqueEmbrace 2 years ago
haha the website had a book called the athiest camel
thetrueawesemokenzie 2 years ago
roflc:
injectedXcupcake 2 years ago
that's retarded. most atheists don't believe the rapture's coming. that's kinda the definition of the word
LordOfZombies 2 years ago
HAHA. =D
BudNGeo 2 years ago
LOL! hystarical!
ranger7theseries 2 years ago
a priest told me no animal has a soul, I hope he doesn't blab for their financial sake. XD
TzernohSyeme 2 years ago 2
lmao
logincbc 2 years ago
I always wondered how someone could profit off the rapture.
TrantHenru 2 years ago
You can profit off of anything as long as they're retards in the world.
Megido 2 years ago
:) :)
TheStarGurl 2 years ago
What is the "Rapture"?
jmlw3 2 years ago
"armagedon" the end of tiemz"
JSManuSniper 2 years ago
in essence, it's a belief and religions such as Christian and Catholic that Jesus will eventually return to his and bring his followers back to heaven. Watch out! Harold Camping suspects May 21st, 2011 to be the Rapture date XD
Meh, I don't believe it, but I won't stop you from doing so
SatiricalThylacine 2 years ago
Hmm thanks, I haven't heard of this before. Sounds strange. Thanks again
jmlw3 2 years ago
Wow.
42Tabitha42 2 years ago
For some reason "rapture" makes me think of a swarm of raptors killing everyone. Thank god i raptor proofed my house.
H4Z4RD5 2 years ago 6
thank gawd
duncan619 2 years ago
lool
maleducat0 2 years ago
What the frig?! People don`t really pay them, do they? As they say...'Only in America!'
kitty3309 2 years ago 3
even needy dog know thats so much bullshit
farvejets4 2 years ago
Will they take care of my pet Velociraptor? He'll be lonely without me...
NataOtum 2 years ago