THE KARATE KID Nes Review by the Angry Nintendo Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[samlloyd343]

I threw this game out my window back in Jan '06. Couldn't get past level 2 (or rather I didn't want to).Unfortunately I had no way of knowing it would be such a pile of craptastic dog shit. When I moved out of that home and looked outside of my window, there was a large stack of shitty NES games. Never looked back.

[AntiFilip182]

This is the craziest episode

[crudmun]

fuck you doxmoxi ass fucker

[Excidium1138]

GAMEGENIE is the cure for this 

[Anosplicer]

you know, how about you dick lickers actually try and come up with real reasons why sega IS NOT better then nintendo. Oh wait! you can't! BECAUSE SEGA FUCKING BLOWS and anybody who is dumb enough to defend such a system just watch james console wars video

[gojirathekaijufan]

both nitendo and sega are great ljn sucks

[Anosplicer]

LMAO. just...just LMAO. both top comments are from retards, and the thumbs up they got so that's pretty close to sixty retards thinking that sega was good. excuse me if it's such a good company and system (and I mean that very loosely) then why are there no more sega systems anymore? BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. and for you retards who are calling people who hate sega "nintendofags" WAKE THE FUCK UP. nintendo bought sega and in case you didn't know, sega blows ass. :) thank you for your time

[blueboynoob]

@Anosplicer okay

[deathkey4]

@Anosplicer Havin' fun there, sport?

[Anosplicer]

@deathkey4 I'm sure the retards who think sega was better then nintendo love wasting their time.

[Zombie1Boy]

Hey James! Review 2 girls 1 cup, its shit joke heaven!

[adie84esp]

only chuck norris can finish this game

[Luke55145]

Awesome review. I've actually played this game though, and to my surprise, I found it relatively easy. 

[ShinGouki64]

so which did you hate more the karate kid game or the karate kid remake movie

[SongHeartz]

What Is In ur Pocket??!

[NightxAssassin1107]

This video has the best fucking intro.

[AzureDarkGod]

So... can someone explain to me what's up with the scene at 0:36? Is that a reference to something I just don't understand? '_'

[AvatarAndKataangFan]

How he says it at 0:40 is just genious. "Oh boy, I hate.. this game. It makes me.. wanna kill myself".

[ShadowPikmin5]

am i the only one that sees the shitty rainbow of LJN?

[LordAztahoth]

0:04 ©1987, LJN Toys, LTD.

ROFL!!!!

[LEONthemercenarie]

i'll definetely stay away from it

[DigitalOberon]

Spears? It looks more like he's tugging on really long, pointy dick...

[ihateelmoful]

If i saw a copy of this game for a dollar i would buy it. And on the way home i would think of ways to destroy it as violently as possible.

[BlackmarketFTW]

i would buy it to have it but not to play

[cotton1983]

now I want to watch the movie

[cutejoshie]

I love the "American Movie" head through the cupboard reference. :)

[MadamStacey]

What a sucky game that was.

[08Cheeseits]

was that in action figure in his pocket at the end?

[juann913]

what is cinemassacre? why does it appear in every video?

[MrStoneruto]

@juann913 his website dumbass

[SeboHyatt]

@MrStoneruto

how does it make him stupid? he doesn't know something. no need to be an ass.

[Gellis2009]

@MrStoneruto prick

[crossi1313]

@juann913 its the site that all of his videos are hosted on

[IepicIsoundIstudiosI]

@juann913 It's basically like his filming production company. like columbia, universal, 20th century fox, etc. etc.

[AndrejRadneseljvic]

If you beat a game that you were pissed at so much, but don't have an ending, to me, t he game is probably pissed at you, either way, I'd like a happy ending

[epicfacesmiley]

He's so angry his finger has a boner.

[mewmewelizabeth]

when i get 100000000 dollars i will buy all the bag games hes reviewed and...punish them!

*insert evil laugh*

[powersonic0123]

Whit the AVGN i learned to never trust in the rainbow.

[DaIcyDreamers]

I bet james will do a revisit for this.

[TheJXTREME84]

LJN the death sticker of games

[linegenrou]

love these old reviews

[Knightlip]

LJN strikes again.

[nintendude24]

@scottiebones You must of had shitty games and missed out on the good ones,like what about a bunch of Sonic games,or what about Ristar? You never played Shinobi? Whatever,I could go on for a while but your parents probably only bought you Bible Games or something.

[Randomlolstudios]

f%$# i just realized i own this game

[Spardasrebellion]

3:45 his pen's exploded XD

[norwegiangangsta]

2:01 -  2:50 pwnd

[ShotanaFilms]

LJN

Why am I not surprised

[jesus77755]

wat's with the flaming guys?

[edressler]

james rolfe just so you know there is a troll who stole tour title and says good games are terrible

[MyDragon0123]

I liked the part wen he sad fuck

[AeroAtlas]

Only person I've seen like this game (all 2 of them) was BillyMC.

[ShY1CAS]

yea da grAphicS..

[scottiebones]

this shitty game looks like it belongs to the sega master system

[killkenny5000]

@scottiebones a shitty man like you never even heard what the sega master system is capable of.

[bioniclefan4life]

@killkenny5000 After all, Sega does what NintenCAN'T.

[DoxiMoxi]

@bioniclefan4life what nintendont

[killkenny5000]

@bioniclefan4life its Sega DOES than what Nintendont

[bioniclefan4life]

@killkenny5000 Umm... duh. I just said it like that to emphasize Nintendo's inability to do what Sega does.

[killkenny5000]

@bioniclefan4life well what ever your trying to do it absolutely make no sense at all -_-

[bioniclefan4life]

@killkenny5000 No, it makes perfect sense. You just don't get the joke.

[killkenny5000]

@bioniclefan4life ok now enough with the trolling im now fucking tired im busy trying to make a video and pick up my gaming systems and ETC.

i got like 20 gaming systems at my home

[DoxiMoxi]

@scottiebones The Sega master system was amazing.

Stupid ass nintendoboy

[scottiebones]

@DoxiMoxi your kidding right, ive owned many sega consoles and sold every one of them after 6 months for shitty games so dont tell me im a nintendo boy you fucking skidmark

[DoxiMoxi]

@scottiebones Then:

1. You didnt play the right game

2. You dont know shit in video games

[scottiebones]

@DoxiMoxi 3. you dont know shit 4. you like to play shitty games on shitty consoles

[DoxiMoxi]

@scottiebones If you call the master system shitty then you are just a waist of space on this planet. kthxbye

[00Rubychan00]

@scottiebones Granted, Nintendo is a great company, remember, you might've bought boring games that you didn't have any interest in. Also, according to Wikipedia, they don't have any new consoles. You don't need to be rude, some people prefer Sega over Nintendo :\

[Anosplicer]

@DoxiMoxi HAHA YOU FUCKING INBRED. you know sega is working and making games for nintendo right now

[TheStickdragon]

@DoxiMoxi was!?!? still is dammit

[supershadow64ds]

@scottiebones I may be a Nintendo Fan, and I may not like Sega that much, but come on, you know by Sega Master System you meant Xbox 360.

[343griffin]

First minute or so had me lolling for hours XD

[343griffin]

Hold 1 and pause LOL

[TheGamerman1996]

so this game is based off of the second karate kid movie....

why didnt they call it the karate kid two?

[kqawiyy]

When you die, it sounds like the duck hunt dog...

[BakaofLulz]

@kqawiyy coincidence? i think not.

[Drbarrelroll369]

......I liked it.......

[Tatsh2DX]

This video is one of the classics 0:40 wish more intros were done this way

[MHZNOMISS]

0:16 that death tune sounds like the laugh of the dog of Duck Hunt

[cameron20101000]

0:22 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Disembow1280]

This game...is ass.

[wescoolya]

tumbs up to see how many likes are possible to get

[Gamenerd1223]

Nerd:FUCK FUCCCCCCCK FUCK

[Angryretroman]

0:17 0:19 then 0:28 and finely 0:38 Rate this comment if you think so too!

[TheShepard583]

ljn LGN RAAAAAWWWWWWW

[xxBrax10xx]

The more James talks bad about a game the more I want to play it. :P

[RW00632]

@xxBrax10xx

I played it and it's fun :p!

[MyDragon0123]

@xxBrax10xx Your so right

[guyverrob]

@xxBrax10xx I promise you it's not worth it, the only one half decent one is Simon's Quest and I only like that game because I know most the secrets.

[Wyatt2902]

@xxBrax10xx im not trying to be mean but i got catilvania and i called the police i am not kidding

[FunnySocks1206]

@xxBrax10xx Lol, I got this game cause of how bad he said it was!!

[bendtx]

Why did he do the "Are you trying to help me now" from "Coven" all by himself, did he have NO friends to help him?

[MrNorbert1994]

LJN was a publisher company! Atlus Co. made the game!

[Sephirock9999]

Sorry i made a mistake LJN didn't became THQ; LJN was create by Jack Friedman who also create THQ later ( but that don't change that Home Alone 2 sucks )

For apologize,here's an other one LJN made a subsidiary named Acclaim and later LJN was the Acclaim's subsidiary. And to finish, in Home Alone 2, sound effects put by THQ were stolen from a Acclaim's game....................

...Conspiracy's Theory? XD

By the way, i search the link of the review of Home Alone by Captain S with AVGN has a guest

[Jorb90]

Haha, American Movie reference.

[Olliesama]

Why is a boobjob in the suggestions?

[lazertag720]

@Olliesama because boobjob is nice

[Olliesama]

@lazertag720 Thanks for the logical explanation.

[patiakleonard]

thisis the first avgn video i first saw

[MegaDavid890]

we meet again 240p

[evilgenius04]

I've only ever seen level 3. I had no idea there was only one more level because that goddamn hurricane stage killed any joy I had in life as a child.

[MrMacGrungy]

Ahh,..this is when AVGN started getting good :D.

[Necroserpent]

I can beat this one in like 15 minutes it wasn't that bad

[TheSnather]

was the head through the cupboard a reference to "american movie"

[HuggableSpongebob]

@TheSnather yes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[BornFlunky]

I liked it. *Shrug.*

[GamRN8]

AVGN can you review castlequest on the N.E FUCKING S!?!?

[dalecampbl5]

lol

[whoisfrost]

I meant at 3:01.

No-one take that seriously!

[whoisfrost]

I don't care!

[Applehurler]

He used to be a lot more angry than he is now

[sgnebmak]

Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax - FUCK THIS GAME

[Cobra13645]

wow

[azuz6778]

every game makes you want to kill yourself.

[azuz6778]

aen't you a catholic?

[FellFour]

@azuz6778 No.

[azuz6778]

@FellFour i asked avgn ans yes he is.

[warpig557]

fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[mynameismydestiny]

Hmmmm..What's that in his pocket?...

[THETACODINOSAUR]

0:37 LMAO

[Angryretroman]

0:29

[estebanrivas95]

the avgn is an example of hardwork and determination.. he not only made the avgn reviews but he also had cinemassacre projects to complete.. im glad i stayed a fan these last 5 years.. im a junior in highschool now and its very nostalgic to look back and see these old reviews and remember the old laughs i shared when watching these videos. keep at it james.. i loved beerman, and i wouldnt fuck with supermecha deathcrhist either.

[estebanrivas95]

@estebanrivas95 christ*

[Sephirock9999]

Did U Know Thats LJN became THQ

And THQ made an awful game:Home Alone 2

[sabananero]

@Sephirock9999

yeah but now there doing wwe 12 so they doing good now

[Tiger8566]

@Sephirock9999 and wwe raw vs smackdown, which i like.

thumbs up if u like this game too!

[Sephirock9999]

@Tiger8566 Svr rocks ^^ and THQ stopped to made shitty games ^^

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

@Sephirock9999 wait really

[Sephirock9999]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ search ljn wiki in google and u will see the story of ljn and his full of shitty games

Two last ljn games were The incredible crash dummies where when u lose health u lose part of your bodies O_o and another on dreamcast.

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@Sephirock9999

LJN Toys, Ltd.:

Independent (1970-1985)

MCA (1985-1990)

LJN, Ltd.:

Acclaim Entertainment (1990-1994)

LJN Entertainment, Inc.:

Acclaim Entertainment (2000)

[disturbedrocks1996]

@Sephirock9999 they made a fuckin' home alone game?

[MrExtremeNoob]

@Sephirock9999 OMFG, FOR REAL !!?? HOLY FUCKING SHIT !

[RavenRyy]

@Sephirock9999

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

For real?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK­KKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­!!!

[dumspartan135]

@Sephirock9999 wait really cause THQ made saints row 1 and I think that game was pretty good I mean yea it's like grand theft auto but still really they did when?

[fatmanfiftythousand]

@Sephirock9999 Did you know that you're wrong? LJN became Acclaim (or part of it).

[Sephirock9999]

@fatmanfiftythousand I know this is why i put a comment after but since my wrong comment is top WTF ?! XD

[spartankz117]

@Sephirock9999 thq made awesome games like dawn of war and saints row 3

[ChaosSolider1]

@Sephirock9999 FOREVER ALONE

[disturbedrocks1996]

@Sephirock9999 are you serious?

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@Sephirock9999

and that THQ made juiced? one of the best driving games i ever played?

[FawfulGuy]

@Sephirock9999 THQ actually made a game i used to like based of of hotwheels and it wasnt that bad as far as i remember it.

[UEFDominicMaddox]

@Sephirock9999 And then THQ got good later on when computer games were getting good and was never like LJN ever again

[killkenny5000]

@Sephirock9999 woah you just blew mah mind when you said that...well at least LJN today makes good games now :D

[BeStanly]

for me, this is one of the funniest episodes of avgn

[viscountalpha]

These carts should of been stripped of it's roms and reprogrammed to something that doesn't suck.

[sludgeworldorder]

The nerd must REALLY hate this game; he didn't even bother making an intro for it.

[Koopa2662]

of course it's bad :D

look on the cover: LJN

[ahsdjsdgfhjgdhhhhhhh]

0:35 LOL!

[nintendoplayer49]

I beat this game :)

[SuperDominator45]

0:36 wuz the first explosion eva!

[pHAMBURGLARq]

classic i love it!

[llburnu]

3:44 did anybody notice that his entire pocket is crammed with things?

[evilgamers1]

0:38 i swear that logo on the top left says it all....

[wiimii123456]

@evilgamers1 yes yes it does

[steve1283]

one day i went to those flea market s and then there was karate kid video game the guy said hey want to buy this its a good game but then a thought and said nah james told me not to buy it . thanks james if i would have bought that game i would have been bored off my ass.

[ORANGERIPPER1]

i love these videos

[MrAstor112]

when i first saw 0:35 the 2nd year avgn came out i laughed my ass off.. But now.. WTF

[SuperLegoBoe]

Karate Kid is a good game...

[immarocker]

great reference to Coven, "trying to help me now man?"

[castlevania3151]

whats a men sign doing on his bathroom door XD

[whjq]

@castlevania3151 I'd assume he put it there.

[tthomaselli2]

@castlevania3151

Where?

[32ouncesofawesome]

@tthomaselli2 on the front at 0:44

[elsancho1974]

this game is stupid

[BlackFloyd94]

AVGN is a legend !!

[SpamLizzo]

Being winked at by Mr. Miyagi is a tremendous honor, but the game's still ass.

[shawzar25]

lol it's LJN

[viniziello]

Why the heck the movie is called KARATE KID if they fight the KUNG FU style :S

[lnclincoln]

I hate this game... it makes me want to kill myself

[johnsnake71]

Wow, he was more mad back then today, today is just Special effects now. Back then, he even smashed his head against a door.

[The1solidsnake]

jacket off jacket on"  ROFL

[TheFirestorm83]

ive seen decesedcrab play this game and it didnt seem that bad

[mfer4]

2:22 lol

[Alverick82]

"this game is ASS!!!" Lol....

[Bloxy06]

"Fuck!" LOL