Not Hawaiian

[oVxViRuzZ]

When I saw him, was hoping he had a deep voice...

[EJMAN808]

Funny

[WorldofNene]

wtf is this shit?

[EJMAN808]

HAWAIIAN BOI ALL DAY NEVA HAOLE IN NO WAY

[EJMAN808]

If your black get In da bac If your white get out Of my site If your brown stic around

[EJMAN808]

Holly shittacie mushrooms Dat was dAkinE

[annbomb]

HA CU U GOTTA GIV MEH ALL DIZ CRAP BOUT HOW I LIVE MY LIFEEE

[knard12345]

Funny And offending lolz

[HaVVaiianVVarrior]

I love being a moke (:

[HaVVaiianVVarrior]

Yes in Hawaii we're very racist. Espeacialy to white people. Soo if you're white go home. If you're white no come here. Cause you just goin' buy one first class ticket to Hawai' nei to catch some first class Kanakacrackz (;

[destroyxeverything]

I feel sorry for kanaka maoli's. U ufas are being wiped away by all these asiatics. Most of u now, I'm sure, are probably FILOS from asia. U fucking filipinoys are fuckin disturbed. Stop posing as HAWAIIANS n rep ur ASIAN roots. Fucking puki'o.

Say ur "mabuhays", not their "mahalos".

[HaVVaiianVVarrior]

@destroyxeverything Polyasian all day waaaassssap?? Yeah im Hawaiian-Filipino but from Big Island. The irriaz ones are from Oahu. The ones straight from PI trynna say they Hawaiian. Shame them :/

[tAtA9A96]

he talk like one haole asian yah -.- haha

[94ShOtCollah]

Long enough fo qualify;)

[Jah808souljah]

your all white.... WHITE\WHITE\WHITE XDDDDD

[SH3RWICK]

Hahhahahahahaha!!

[brax10808]

i love his voice, so funny! sound like one mahu tho haha

[HallaAtYomama]

I'm Ganna lick you , lalalalalalalalalalalal lick you. " yeah , your not going to be licking me anytime soon"

[cassie7373]

lol funny shit. I loved hawaii i wanna go back :]

[ckailianu]

I love this video ^_^

[POMAikAiNANi]

@daniyelijello !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU (:

[rastapasta64]

at first was shwag but dis faka pretty fahnny

[RyteeLakeCity]

haha I lived with two hawaiians for a year, now i cant stop talking like this either. Ho dis guy oer der, you like try smokes? hahah

[donttouchmecreep]

IRonic how hawaiians are more racist than whites now

[WADAMAN808]

@donttouchmecreep yeah after being oppressed by whites for over 100 years!

[donttouchmecreep]

@WADAMAN808 hawaiians havent been "oppressed" for 50+ years. oppression isnt right word either

[TAKEyourCREATURE]

Hahaha that's Kalama Valley ah?

[MauiBoyPrime]

hahahahahahahahahaha Cheeee dats da best

[TeilorTamala808]

@daniyellowjello he's not making fun of mokes he's making fun of the stupid haole people that try to act Hawaiian.

[cheebuleah]

hahahahhahahahah fucking funny!!!!!!!!

[daniyellowjello]

Uhh dude. That's not cool. -_- I know mokes can be annoying sometimes, but don't go and bash the pidgin language. I mean, if you have a problem with mokey guys, that's fine, I don't like mokes either. But your'e insulting an entire people because of it. A lot of good people speak like that, and it's not done to annoy anyone.... that's how we were raised. It's familiar, and it feels good. It's a good thing... and if you have a problem with it then just go away! Seriously.

[Gabrel34boy]

ur talking to ur self

[Keefsstuff]

I am not a group of people I am just one person and I do my best to getalong with everyone aloha

[Keefsstuff]

I am white and I have lived on Oahu and the mainland please judge me by my personal actions ... Everyone be your self and RESPECT each other

Aloha

[TheSunmanho]

@Keefsstuff

you suck, Mr. Whiny

This is 21st century, white people's rule is OVER!

[wildbalex]

hahah nice video

[BrysonSao101]

holy fuckk.... jus get some maui wowie and smoke it

[Vanquiished]

Brah. ima like you

[dothefistpump]

Lmao, you're pretty good at doing moke impersonations xD Do you live in like, Hawaii Kai or something? O.o

[Leinettev]

ahahahahahahahaha

[HellOhPanDuhh]

hoy everybody Chad - Up !!! yuu guys sound like chickens Brah just Chad - Up already makin yourselves look stupid !

[sh3ll3rz]

wtf is he tryna be like keneke da great?!.. No Can..

[JAHawaiii]

@sh3ll3rz YOu dumb cuz.. dis is way more creative than kenekes vids

[kauaigirl1431]

Aii Aii

[MysPrada]

LMAO! I have lived here all my lyf and I think this is true as hell. These people lyk scrap until they get their ass kicked.

[Alysherizzle]

Haha props ^_^

[gweedomon]

not hatin. givin da daole boy sum props. pretty funny haha.

[MOLOKAIBO1]

lol had to watch this video twice small kine like keneke da great

[jovie43]

dis mah aina!

[mamoahina]

HAHAHA...funny

[thr3d3er]

LMFAO! "i live here long enough to qualify" XD dude UR SO WHITE! nah nah u funny man fo realz and im from kalihi (oahu) and i say u 1 local now

k-denz braddah

[C0MPLIC4T3D]

Figures there'd be a lot of arguments in the comments. Doesn't everyone know that being born here means that you ARE local? :\ Well, I thought the video was hilarious and awesome. It kinda ruins everything when you see that some people in the comments take it too seriously. :(

[l0otkillall]

adam kostylo? sorry if i spelled your last name wrong if this is you

[americanXidiot]

LiiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiiIiIiIiIiIiI­iIiiiiiCK you! hhahaha



[mattggman101]

GET A JOB!!!!!!!

[101makana]

ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLA FUNNUY!!!. NICE JOB.

[xxneonkidrxx]

hahahaha that was fckn halarious

[electricslipper]

It's alright to be white.

[fatguyproductionshaw]

this video is great there are plenty people with high pitched pigeon voices especially in high school. haterz can suck it

[HawaiianBoi306]

hahaha this video was shamall kine classic..

[briana3651]

funny!!!

[chevyboyz808]

Haha good video. Very creative "why your driveway gotta be so steep" bus laugh brah good vid

[Royalty357]

wat da fuck? bah plz stop with da pidgin...sounds like someone wen kick u in da olos..

[glitterpawsy]

I think this video is hilarious:) I've always wanted to visit hawaii. Mt grandpa lived there most of his life, he said it is beautiful! nice vid

[fattygap]

haha this makes me think of this one kid dat lives hea

[BobGanoosh808]

i efent went sign da forms hahahaha

[LockeOnCrack]

You both suck

[hajhawuhdhsjw]

ho brah dis shii is funneh fareelz kyn. but true not even hawaiian aha

[x3kaulana]

oh my god. you make pidgen sound...stupid. well stupider. who knew. that was gay. well homo. dis was jacked up brah....panteh..hahahaha but yeah...dis was gay..

[tripintwenty4seven]

fuckin haoles now days....dey do anything for get attention,

[bazookasawaserpent]

The Native slang in Hawaii is so dumb and almost illiterate sounding. And why the hell are they all to be gangsta? This kid pretending to be a Native sounds Jamaican sometimes and korean others.

[hajhawuhdhsjw]

@bazookasawaserpent Hawaiian pigin is a mix of languages from the Philipines to china. Hawaii was like a base for pineapple and sugar plantations. Hawaiian pigin consists of Hawaiian, Chinese, Filipino, Japanese, and English words. See, people from all these places worked in Hawaii and they didnt have 1 single language to speak so they mixed their languages to create Hawaiian Pigin. So think about what you said about it being dumb because creating a semi-universal language is very intelligent

[glitterglue22]

fuk!!! yuuuu!! kunt!!!

[federai24]

@bazookasawaserpent bah da accent is hawaiian bah.. it's mixed wit korean japan and phillipines and mo....

[Homers69charger]

fuccin haole dont even knoe ho 2 sk8

[laietwins]

such a stupid haole

[skategangster]

Is everybody commenting retarded?

He's not making fun of da kine, he's making fun of people that butcher da kine...

Like stupid haole's that only try to talk da kine just to fit in.

Stupid locals are so offended that you don't even get it .

Keep up the good work little brah, Frank De Lima would be proud :-)

[saharra22469]

You guys are so racist. IF the mainland hadn't progressed you area and living quarters a little...

You'd all still be living in little thatched huts and spearing fish...

oh and dieing off too early from needing medical care and surgeries...

[RadBrad808]

We're racist lol.... The only reason we died off and needed medical care is because when the white man came they brought measles and small pox with them.

[cristopher3890]

@RadBrad808 Don't say White man, it was the colonist's, Vikings were all over the world Way before the disease ridden civilize peeps, and they just killed some peeps and left, just like ALL native cultures. Hell, until Kamehameha united all the hawaiian Islands, it was nothing but tribal warefare........

[keokinaili]

@saharra22469 youre dumb. we did not and do not need the "mainland." if you are living in hawaii, leave. if you're visiting hawaii, leave. if you're coming to hawaii, don't. if you're thinking of coming to hawaii, stop. we don't want you.

[cristopher3890]

@saharra22469 Whats wrong with liveing in thatched huts, fishing(in any form), and dieing of old age(Not Affected by small pox, rabies, cold, flu, rape, infections, rape, murder). Face it, the Navtive Americans and ALL polynisians had it made.....until progress. If Native Americans and the Polynisian people had been less help full and kind...the world might be a better place.

[DakinexIkaika]

most potogee pidgin ive ever heard

[meeeeeandadope]

you keneke wannabe. this shit aint funny.. keneke aint even funny. nice try but maybe next time come up with your own stuff and take it easy on the pidgin over-exaggeration.

[saharra22469]

what's keneke???

[Hawaiianstile]

your so dumb its just pathetic. there are mentally challenged children with more sense than you honestly. lol but who needs sense when your nothing more than a Hawaiians piggy bank slut lol. you don't need to be smart, you just got to work his dick and be worth money.

[bobby4495]

HAHA BRADA ILL LIIICKCKKK UU BRADA LMAO pidgin is so fuckin stupid. GET THAT BIG WHITE SOCK OUTTA YO MOUTH BORDDA AND GET THAT SPAMM OUTTA YO ASS!

[IBUSTMADFLARES]

FUCK YOU CUZ!

[orkasteez]

i going lllllllllllllll lllo llllll lickkkk u hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good shit

[JayDeuce23]

I like see you make one video!!!! Than just kick back!

[IBUSTMADFLARES]

cus u make us loco people look bad cus

fuckin shame

[JayDeuce23]

Dude this is funny just kick back!

[saharra22469]

@IBUSTMADFLARES Some loco ppl are bad...so shut up and learn from it.

[IBUSTMADFLARES]

@saharra22469 WTF!?fuck you you hauole

[saharra22469]

I am going with a Hawiian guy. He lives here so he can run his restaurant. What I want to know is....why doesn't he act or talk like you guys? You guys dress funny and don't even speak in a very classy manner? What is wrong with you? Why do you talk like that?

[8InchBowlCut]

@saharra22469 fuck u cunt....shut your fuckin dumb hoale cocky rich bitch mouth...bitch...fuck u go crash your jet

[Hawaiianstile]

@saharra22469 its called pidgin or Hawaiian creole english. its an evolved form of the pidgin spoken by many races during the plantation times. it is no more or less classy than the american version of english, which for your information is as far from the origional english as pidgin is. there is nothing wrong with anybody who talks that way. and if your with a Hawaiian as racist and dull witted as you are he must not be too bright, or your just BSing, which is far more likely.

[saharra22469]

You're so racist, so prejudiced, so closed minded. Yes...I am with a gorgeous, hunky guy from the Hawaii. He is very bright. I get what I want from him and he gets what he needs from me. We are happy. My family has more money than you could ever dream of. MY father has set him up in a very lucrative busines....

LOL

He is polite, has manners and doesn't talk like you... Pidgin...LOL what a joke...you must not be very well educated.

[Hawaiianstile]

@saharra22469 the only "racist, prejudiced, close minded" individual here is you. your post speaks for its self. but at least i see whats going on, he only puts up with your annoyingly uneducated self because he gets your body for his pleasures and your money all at the same time, and you don't have any problem with that. how low your self esteem must be lol. still though i have too much self respect to sell out for any racist girl, no mater how lucrative the deal may be.

[saharra22469]

LOL, ROFL, OMG! Your ignorance, racist brain and jealousy show. I am not White. I am mixed. I am Lebanese, French and Cherokee. Now you'll post back and put down the French or the Arabs or Natives.

As far as uneducated. I have an MBA. Sorry to tell you....LOL It must bother you so much.

Low self esteem? LOL I won't even waste my time telling you who I am or what I own and what titles I hold. You are nothing, nobody, just a big zero....

[Hawaiianstile]

lol see. titles, objects, money, things. they don't make you somebody any more than an MBA makes you omniscient. i never called you white, yet you reply as though i did (educated people call that the straw man fallacy, or a simple ineptitude for reading comprehension). you post bigoted hate speech and call me a racist (educated people call that just plain stupid). you flaunt your irrelevant monetary situation and credentials like pathetic security blankets in the face of your fatuity. sad indeed

[DakinexIkaika]

If you really were a native american then you should have respect for ther cultures tradition. Like the way we speak pidgin or dress in a certn manner. It seems to me your the only ignorant racist here. Your MBA doesnt count for shit to anybody. so shut the fuck up go pretend you know a single thing about hawaiians or hawaii and have a nice day

[saharra22469]

SO jealous aren't you...LOL

If I am happy and he is happy...why does it bother you? You make up lies? because you sooo can't stand it...

I'm sorry...but he gives me the most fantastic orgasms...

and I give him more.. : )

forget the money honey.

We are in love. He bought a ver large engagement ring for me..

I am planning a very romantic wedding and honeymoon...

not to Hawaii...

to Italy.. : ) where we won't have to listen to racists such as you.

[Hawaiianstile]

lol your idiocy is entertaining. 3 weeks and that's your best come back? still throwing baseless ranting around. still trying to convince yourself that your anything more than his whore and his sugar mama. still telling yourself he sees anything more in you than money and ass lol. cant even tell the difference between pidgin and gangster slang. and why are you asking? i told you the history of pidgin, MBA my ass if your brain isn't even capable of absorbing something that simple lol.

[saharra22469]

Can you tell me...Hawaiianstile?? This pidgin... was this a sound spoken before N.Y. and L.A. gangsters started talking that way...and...is this where they borrowed it from...

because to most Inlandders....it just sounds like gangsters and ghetto talk....

Are you saying that It is a sound like Creole that started in Hawaii first? and was copied by the home boys and gangsters?

[IBUSTMADFLARES]

WTF LA AND NY?WOWW YOUR VERY SMART!

[RadBrad808]

Stop criticizing our culture. Here's a racist quote from you "You guys dress funny and don't even speak in very classy manner? What is wrong with you?" Just because we dress and speak differently you think there is something wrong with us? That is extremely ignorant and racist. We speak pidgin because it has been in our culture since the plantation days where it was developed so different races (Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, Portuguese) who didn't have a common language could communicate.

[saharra22469]

So saying "haole" and '"fuck" and "shit man" is something called pidgin and something that Chinese , Japs and Others can understand?? LOL  OMG!

[IBUSTMADFLARES]

FUCK DA MAINLAND!!!

nuff sedd

[PS2SLUT]

smoking dat patu da haole boi no kan dis vid was for mahu mokes

[alohagirl70]

lol this clip was cool

[JayDeuce23]

Why you gotta hate...just kick back!

[saharra22469]

What does "kick back" mean? Why would I want to kick something? Is this an example of Pidgin?

[cooltag2]

the guy in the tank top talk like 1 girl

[KONABOII93]

so in ahdah words, you making fun of Hawaiianz?

[dakinerebels]

he's making fun of the haoles that think they're hawaiians. haha

[KONABOII93]

i know, i was just teasing around, yeah get some howlyz who tink their hawaiianz at times, but they funny.

[JayDeuce23]

Duh its suppose to be funny! just kick back!

[hawaiianbeb]

haha gee this haole is 1 pretty good moke!! ( 4 a haole )

[Haolepridebitch]

yo this shit was mad funny, smart white kid acting like ignorant local. all about it.

[pow17pow]

Video was auuuuright, but brah! I like yo long board lidat!!

[fronzey808]

killa killa

[MrDashew]

fan vad kass!!

[TheNewsin619]

LOLLLL!!! good job on the video.

[kanekeokeo]

That "accent" has got too much filipino, NOT HAWAIIAN, just like da video title states...

[brezzy080193]

Hhoo cuz daT waz funnie.

[hawaiianbeb]

"dude ur not hawaiian i know ur family there all white, white, white, white"

hhoo bra dis viideo stay funny!!!

[JSlick808]

Nice hawaiian impersonation haha

5 stars for me adam

[1993boi]

bradd ah, dakine! just always gotta scrap uhm out i sorry. lol dat look was classic

[AcrylicOnion]

you're not going to be licking me anytime soon

[SykoSniper]

Haha. That was pretty good.

Careful, he might lililililililick you, braddah.

[ratm52]

nice job brah!

[CoolKidsAnonymous]

This was epic.

Please marry me.

haha :)

[WestsideBills91]

You got the walk down in the beginning, that's the best part lmao! "Eh, sup Hawaiian"

[Hawaiianstile]

lol like a mix of filipino accent and pidgin.

[MizzLaLeigh]

HAHAHAHA RAI ON BU...

[xAqueousx]

hahahaha so faking funny

i going lillilililililick u!

la dat

[HyuniHyuni]

you sound like a chipmunk haole boy

[kalihiboy808]

hahaha

[ladyanimo706]

omgee if your gonna try and make fun of it at least do it right. it sounds so terrible the accent sucks so bad. this is why us locals dont like haoles. can tell that their tryna copy that "one dollah" video.

[cocoacheese]

oh gosh... i'm SO sorry. i just watched your only video (the one with no audio whatsoever), and you have so much more talent than i do. i'm really sorry if i upset you. it won't happen again. please don't be mad.

[10upncoming10]

calm the fuck down! its just a video! and if you are local then its funny! god! i thought it was funny! and im not offended watsoever by this video

[cocoacheese]

well not everyone is awesome like you.

[10upncoming10]

exactly...LOL

[BrnWitGrn]

Lol you guys are funny

[youbeforedee]

bwahaha.. lmao.. i've watched this so many times.. soo funny haha..

I GOING LICK YOU!!!! lmao

[Supertastic6]

BWHAHAHA this is funny!

[youbeforedee]

why hello there lol

[Supertastic6]

hi lol hahaha im going to start saying braddah

[youbeforedee]

oh good lord what have i started?? lmao

[Supertastic6]

hahahaha i say sista lmao

[youbeforedee]

i say sistah mary.. or sistah mary clarence... or well a lot lol..

[1jks]

Your parents arragants is really screwing you over kid. Maybe if you stopped attacking "la dat" you'd have more friends to play with?

[GUrep808]

its a joke

take it easy

[jason96732]

lmao!ur talkin like da ridge back fakas lol still funny!

[murfheydere]

finally a video i can relate to

[4eva2cool]

Hey weren't you the kid who got beat up by Kawika a few years ago on the north shore?. You guys were surfing or something right?

[cocoacheese]

actually, i'm pretty sure that wasnt me.

i probably wouldn't have made a video like this if i had already gotten beat up, hahah

[socksworn]

cocoa is a smartass

Lope!

=)

[socksworn]

wow rich haole...live hawaii kai side!

lol...north shore better!

[cocoacheese]

i think so too.

[socksworn]

i gotta admit this vid is pretty funny...but locals don't always act like that

ur stupid for stereotyping locals...and therefore hawaiians

think twice before you just make fun of any kine stuff that seems funny 2 u

[nellybly4995]

is that the all you? the same person being both people?

[cocoacheese]

indeed :)

[nellybly4995]

wow O_O THats awsome!!

[micahtakekawa]

lol rad vid adam

[dakotamcy5]

oh my gosh adam this is the funniest video ever.

[theaubreestelyouknow]

lol

[shibeaver]

i'm on the white kid's that 'makes sense' side..he should of slapped the "stupid" white kid...

[prooc]

I fucking can't stand the hawaiin accent.

[sheaNDshugz]

haha...

funny but so not true...

poor haole boy...

[SylvianRues]

Good

haha mean your vid<