黃子華 棟篤笑 越大鑊越快樂 Part 4

[mckkma]

H2O 係2個H 1個O =.= anyway good performance

[HKwong0502]

諷刺得好

[s20081059]

E=mc△?



[future199701]

@s20081059 square 系2次方甘解



[Singingacm]

@s20081059 E = mc△T 係熱能o既公式... m係指定物質o既質量、c係指定物質o既比熱容、△T 係溫度差異...

E = mc^2 係質能等價o既公式... m係指定物質o既質量、c係光速常數...

[jackyng008]

笑到想死...

入面有D好諷刺現代既野

[jackyng008]

賣枝好出奇呀?

[jackyng008]

賣國旗呀!?

[gargavin]

E is energy, m is mass, and c is the speed of light in a vacuum

[starmarcomarco]

你愈簡單咁去聽佢講,你就愈明白子華想表達既真正意思

[gigiii029]

@ronsiew you need to go back to school dear. it's the equation for energy.

[loveyouforever624]

買枝好出奇旗呀

[mkisme0014]

E唔係=mc(三角形)t咩??

[sandyzara]

@mkisme0014

你呢條係熱能黎架=,=

E=mc^2係nuclear d野

你中五中六就會學(如果你仲學phy既話)

[nam7064]

佢講H2O 個 O 係1蚊,所以2蚊=2個O

[hin3232]

佢把化學既野轉做數學

H2O本來係兩個H,但係以數學黎講,H2O又得就話佢係兩個O­囉



[tanjaja22]

H2O係有2個H 1個O

H8O係有8個H 1個O

所以唔係佢講o既1個H對8個O,而係8個H對一個O

[happywendy823]

第1次睇呢個show既時候,覺得一般,唔係咁好笑。

但第2次睇既時候,先至真正明白佢講所謂既e=mc2係講緊咩!­!!

呢個show真係講緊哲學.....勁呀,子華!

[AkimotoR1]

E=mc^2???

好似係

E=mc△T



[1681681668]

@AkimotoR1 E=MC^2係相對論 E=mc△T好似係計熱能

[AkimotoR1]

@1681681668 原來係咁

[fx3650]

@AkimotoR1 連E=mc^2 都唔識 o.0

[etboy27]

@fx3650

時間=光速x力量

係黃子華解釋,時間=既定x過去

[WHY0926]

@AkimotoR1 LE個CM先係最好笑

[kk464546]

咁都可以叫人唔好飲水黎幫人賣廣告~_~

一個字:服到貼地

[oocatoo1992]

水果PART影射緊個社會狀況



[MrAbcaxe]

H 2 O 唔係講化學名稱 ~ 佢既'O'係指港幣1蚊~

如果將佢真係當化學咁計 就中左子華一開始講既

'如果你明白咩係 e=mc2 你係唔會明我講咩'

XD

[lwy1314]

呀強果Part好精警

[anson736190]

係咁架啦

[timmyngan]

果隻公仔. 印有可口可樂. 佢拎住=幫佢賣廣告

[kalun1608]

7:06做咩?

[hongkongfree123]

h2o呢d野係就係錯~不過響棟篤笑到~何必拘泥於呢d野呢?

我地所佩服既~係佢能夠以笑話將人生道理帶比我地~係唔係?

[justing8971]

點解h20?同埋h20係2個h同1個o..點解變做1個h8個­o

[justing8971]

棟篤笑 笑下就得拉 講咩野阿..你係咁勁既..come 出黎開棟篤笑囉

[ejlkasfnlan]

我吊,除左天才之外,真係冇野形容到黃子華

[firestar1977]

E=mc 质能方程

[siuhoho345]

成個show 節奏太慢, 我覺得其實唔係咁好睇

[KizxHeI]

@siuhoho345 喜好吾同姐;-]

[CWTW]

@siuhoho345

節奏唔係重點，睇黃子華係內容至上，你想節奏快又可以鳩笑，你去­睇返林狗

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW

棟篤笑係表演既一種, 節奏唔重要你都講得出口?

[CWTW]

@siuhoho345

斷章取義，我無話節奏唔重要，我係話唔需要快，唔該你唔好鳩屈

話明棟篤笑，即係talk show既一種，當然內容至上，講野重要過快既節奏好正常姐

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW

哈...「節奏唔係重點」呢句明明係你講, 咁快又轉軚原來你既意思係唔需要快拿?

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW 如果你認為子華無論點講都只可以讚, 唔可以彈, 係你水平太低, 林狗同你襯d。林狗個d show 我係連彈佢都費事, 根本唔入流, 我係對子華既演出有期望先會有意見, 知道未呀小朋友?

[CWTW]

@siuhoho345

又斷章取義，我對佢論點幾時有意見？你姓屈？邊個水平低？

睇你係甘屈我，都唔知邊個係小朋友

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW

你講乜鳩野呀.......? 我唔係話你對佢既論點有意見呀, 我係話你唔俾人批評子華呀。哈哈哈...我明喇, 你係唔係將「無論, 點」, 睇成「無, 論點」呢??? 我既意思係no matter how, 唔係no point 呀, 讀多d 書先啦小朋友

[CWTW]

@siuhoho345

我亦都無話唔俾你批評，我自已不過俾個提議你姐~~你受唔起？E­Q低？唔俾人發意見？

真係可憐…punctuation都唔識用，仲夠膽死叫人讀多D­書，真係笑爆嘴

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW

拿...講真ya, 呢單野就擺明係你先撩者賤架喇, 首先講粗口個個又係你, 唔好賴我EQ 低啦, 拜託!!

至於punctuation 呢...你衰左就唔好死撐喇, 你誤會左我意思我唔追究你, 下次唔好再犯, 仲有記住讀多d 書...哈哈哈哈!!!!

[CWTW]

@siuhoho345

唔好懶醒啦，用英文大我？

I never intended to forbid you from commenting about Dayo's Standup Comedy, I am just acting out of my kindness, and offer you an alternate method to solve your problem, are you mad because you cannot take others opinion well? Or because you are just some pathetic little geek that hopes for attention and argument without even possessing the most basic common sense? Get a life please you pitiful little bitch~

[siuhoho345]

@CWTW

哈哈哈...你好有趣, 我越黎越鍾意同你講野。

你打英文又如何? 或者真係好似子華咁講:「真心話用外語講, 真心d ya ma」哈哈哈

同埋我幾時有用英文大你? 我一向都打中文喎...哈哈哈, 不過我明你意思既, 你打咁大段英文想話我知其實你有讀過書, 我知道喇讀書人...哈哈哈哈

如果唔係你開始講粗口呢, 大家都可以和平討論, 你屌9 完人就扮晒和平使者呀? 寸唔起就唔好扮大袋!!!!

[backbone903]

這個跟搵食者犯法呀不同之處是這個包含了面對不幸的態度；可能是­因為他那時候遇到太多能力範圍外的事的無奈而成的。講很多大自然­/宇宙定律好像告訴我們太多不能改變的事實。

[chap199512]

一句''係咁嫁啦 好出奇啊'''殺晒!!!

[FF7ATgood]

兩個氫一個氧。

[kwokchunhung]

「係咁o既啦, 好出奇呀」我諗應該係進一步引伸開頭講「長大」, 現代人長大左後愈趨冷漠無情, 對任何事情都以一種事不關已o既態度, 懶得思考身邊周圍事o既因由(係咁o架啦), 將唔關自己事o既一概事情徹底平淡化, 常態化(好出奇呀?) 而讓自己可以合情地獨善其身, 合理地慣性無情

[stevenlai714]

@kwokchunhung 讚, 俾d粗口人嘈到成個show唔知想點, le d先係評論呀ma!

[kimchidenny]

"係咁架啦!"...."好出奇呀?" = "搵食姐!"..."犯法呀?"

(用以上語法將茅盾現象說成"合理"的笑話)

林海峰的"超低能..勁搞笑"都是源自同一原理!

[DanteLovesPizza]

@kimchidenny

但係林海峰既"超低能..勁搞笑"係抄子華, 不過又抄得屎. -.-

[justing8971]

@DanteLovesPizza 但林海峰吾係子華既師父咩?

[DanteLovesPizza]

@justing8971

食錯藥嗎? 咁樣侮辱子華.

你係邊到聽到? 子華做第一個show, 林海峰都仲係路人甲. -.-

講被你聽個條友一定係白癡.

[angusmshum]

@DanteLovesPizza 食錯藥?係咁o既啦!

[DanteLovesPizza]

@angusmshum

哈哈哈哈哈!

[anttrap321]

H2O 唔系 两個H + 一個O咩?? 點解佢話一個H两個O...

[DanteLovesPizza]

@anttrap321

I'm sure he knows, and I'm sure he knows the audience knows, as it is common sense, but it's to lead on the joke, 2 O (oxygen particles) matching with the price then, $2 HKD and then talking about one hydrogen particle with eight oxygen particles is very unstable.

It's just playing with the structure of how H2O is written.

[king102030a]

@anttrap321 化學入面係

氫加氧

而比例係2:1

氧係2氫係1

[hermes449810]

@king102030a

Incorrect.Hydrogen has 1+charge and oxygen has 2-charge,

therefore formed H2O by ionic bond.

The balanced equation of water: 2 H1+ + O2- ----> 2 H2O

[5xigua]

@hermes449810

Incorrect. H2O actually contains covalent bond....not ionic bond

[cicindy6145]

係啦定律=係咁架啦~

好呀法則=好出奇呀~

黃子華真係好掂!!撐佢!!!

[boyroger3010]

係咁架啦

好出奇呀

我諗起林海峰既

超低能 勁搞笑

-_-

[TomAnkit]

@boyroger3010

超低能 勁搞笑...

<<咪又係抄黃子華既『搵食ja.犯法呀』..

林狗....算吧啦..

[123123123wtfwtfwtf]

i like the dance music but he doesnt really dance to it

[muimui01hk]

He has said,"一個H八個O"

However, it should be"八個H一個O"

[walter2424]

@muimui01hk

化學成份=H2O.

數學式=H x 2 x O

hahahaa..anyway大家明佢意思就好

[horacechung]

@muimui01hk on9仔

[perry10182003]

對苦難冷漠，當苦難到來自己身上時也只會受冷漠對待

[18228484]

買支 好出奇 啊~

[ArchboldCha]

咁到比佢 tag 到水滸傳．．．

[Dragon3012]

ED有博士學位. 哈

[abangmondow]

GREAT!! :D

[engengclown]

不幸既是E=mc2？？

=.="

[62051226]

E=mc2 你食屎啦

[kevincylee123987]

買咩旗呀?買支「好出奇呀」?????

好野不枉我睇你咁耐!^^

[01Rainie10]

「係啦」定律、「好呀」法則

[xinhui76]

现在的他，瘦好多。。。

希望他不忙的时候，多吃点。。。

[177Joyce]

他的表情真的很贱～～ 哈哈哈 搞笑

[emmennistic]

H2O is 2 Hydrogen tho lol

[Sparklyfire1]

wow...he's so...wowness xD

[NightWolf3342]

有做野等於冇做野

有料到等於冇料到

[helennalee]

係香港呢十年, 所謂思想成熟就係一副"係咁架啦"既態度

[etboy27]

@helennalee

其實係五十年代開始,已經係[係咁架啦]o既態度

就等同[填鴨教育],佢比咩,你都照受

[MrSweet1616]

發人深省

[hellyeah168]

believe it or not, he's 49 years old already

[tehice2791]

49 ? really ?

[hellyeah168]

yeah, older than andy lau. ook at wikipedia, he looks around 35 right? keep 得好好嗎？

[SixLover]

yeah. he looks awesomely young for his age.<3

[mfxfgr]

無用架, 預左架啦升呢版

[s4093366]

笑中有淚......

[lwy1314]

人性既犯賤,醜惡,就產生左'係啦定律'

[fily9865]

不幸就係E=mc2 哈哈~~

[Andy5281]

he is dam talented !!

[1234567890418]

搵食姐。犯法呀 的升呢版....

[weleio]

Great show! I actually don't understand Chinese, I got a friend who is from Hong kong. He translated everything to me while we were watching the show...I personally think he is a talented guy. He is sense of humor.But if you listen carefully what he says, you might get what he "actually" wanna send out the messages to you all the people around the world.

[siusiu6439]

好出奇牙

[hileeluya]

係甘咖啦