Real Stories - window washer scam

[RCBankwell]

If only this was real!! I would be able to pay my student loans!

[fushion999]

Some little kid is gonna watch this then become a window washer on the street

[alamol93]

why did I have to watch this during my hsc :/

[tomlad11]

haha this is andy hes an australian tv personality. this is a comedy sketch

[skinfoot]

LMAO

[LeeCalif]

This story is a scam. Did it run on a Murdoch network ?

[TheKittyKatsMeow]

@LeeCalif

You do realise this is a joke show right?

[pilantra2000]

only assholes and fools pay anything for those fuckers to make my windows dirtier then before, this is a fucking lame comedy show, idiots and lame people who follow douche bag Sexphil are a nation of retards IMO.......fat American retards almost forgot have a nice day and go fuck yourselfs

[tumorthan]

@pilantra2000 lol. and the homeless trying to make a few bucks are assholes? maybe you should look at what you said.. i mean it seems like a asshole move calling a whole nation fat and retarded. and calling a whole fan base retards..but w/e i guess we have different views of what a Asshole of a person is

[pilantra2000]

@tumorthan no hating troll im just saying the obvious true...

[SirVixIsVexed]

Does turrets tuesday not give it away??? Some people need to understand british humor. That aside, WORKING FOR YOURSELF WILL ALWAYS GET YOU MORE MONEY THAN SOMEONE ELSE IS WILLING TO PAY YOU. Clean houses, detail cars, clean restaurants or offices at night, lots of skills that you make more money at by yourself than working for someone else, unless you're an elitist liberal unwilling to be in business for yourself because it's "hard"

[flatulantbrothers]

i think thats andy...from hamish and andy..hahah wtf thats hilarious

[matt2e16]

@flatulantbrothers wtf no shit. google it, it was their show and its really clever. not always funny but definitely clever

[demondays132]

@flatulantbrothers thank you captain obvious

[Kordestan22]

Ur full of Sh...t -- BS

[DaS1nn3r]

hes smart ... lol

[dantastic15]

Hahahaha, that is funny!

[MynameisElliott]

Hahaha Turetts Tuesdays lol

[matthhewmm]

They should have more of these hilarious show's Turret Tuesday's and free-bey Thursday's

[ardvark181]

I always turn my windscreen wipes on when i see them approach

[blue03r6]

$5 for a windshild on one side? holy shit!!

[Tariq209]

Fuck you gumby!

[PersonOfBook]

Rob Zombie!!!

[stottspage]

youtube search: "aussie issues"

cheers guys

[ruiziann13]

The future...

Mom asks child, "what do u want to be when u grow up?"

Child responds, "a car washer."

[roadranga]

torrettes tuesday! balls!

[eleganceinmansblood]

can anyone tell me one thing : @ 0:30 it shows calculations on left whts 33 cycles/hr. Does that mean 33 traffic light circles/hr and if so that means he washes 85.8 or approx 86 cars per hour. Does that sound real to anyone, he takes 41.86 secs to clean a window and people pay him $1.68. Thats rubbish i suppose

[MagdaEnigma007]

@eleganceinmansblood not cars but windows.

[withersn]

@eleganceinmansblood do you not realise it's a joke?

[thisisabighat]

@eleganceinmansblood your a fucking idiot its a joke u fuckwit

[21DieselBoy21]

And then there is people who wait until he builds up a decent wad of cash in his pocket and then go mug him.

[3301RAWSKiLLZ]

looks like hamish and andy indeed (Y)

[Rustammarine]

DONT GIVE MONEY TO HIM!!! HAHAHAHH WHAT THE FUCK?!

[H95Shooterv12]

found myself a second job

[dudesta69]

so funny how is this not on anymore?

[LeoDaFreek]

Balls! Big Dick Balls!..... Cock! XD

[MrWeyes]

That's hilarious

[kike3e]

lol @ people who comment their hearts out because they think its real, its just a parody of current issues programs :)

[watdas1]

This is not a bum As much as I despise his tactics, most bums are too lazy and stupid to think and act like this businessman.

[sev3ndust]

nice one Hamish & Andy !

[uhhh54321]

1.4 cars per minute every hour 6 days a week. Any bum who works that hard deserves it

[mhsaysdance]

wow, so many jealous haters. haha

[GoostleeK]

fake

[kamakazimike]

@GoostleeK obviously seeing how its hamish and andy and real stories isnt a real news show....

[thelegion69]

that math actually adds up to closer to 400k a year, working 6 days a week, with 2 weeks holidays, wow thats crazy

[ZenFaith]

== lie...he just like wearing a wig

[TouchMeTherePlease]

Lies, just another small peice of the campagne to increase the hate of the homeless

[runningtal]

That is just crazy!!! 288,000 per year???

[GrumpyPandaFilms]

That is amazing.

[CONKER17]

LOL XDDDD

[azarr5]

Lol at Andy hahaha xD

[towcar68]

@shawnabgoode If you actually go to Europe in the tourists areas like italy begging is a good proffesion, many do different things. the though get roughly 40-80 thousand a year. COuldn't find it on google images though.

[shawnabgoode]

True I havn't been there. In north america I believe People could make that much as well, but the ones who do are spending it all on stuff they are addicted to, or can't work because of real issues. It's a rare person with a dark soul who can do it like these guys. My guess is that, in real life, eventually these guys would try drugs with some co-workers after "work" get addicted and loose everything. Be stuck doing that for real for the rest of their lives. God or Karma u pick.

[chloesorcha]

@towcar68 awesome to know thanks lol

[BoReD2HaRd]

Why didn't my careers adviser tell me about this in highschool!

[Clownpwnage17]

hahaha

[markchanson]

Come to think of it IT WAS TURRETS TUESDAY TOO! DAMN!

[markchanson]

OMG THAT DUDE WASHED MY WINDOW LAST WEEK!!!!! I gave him $5!

[fez5stars]

I see Hamish and andy

[TheDADDY20007]

Funnier than this vid are the tools who think its real..

Some people are just effin retarded!!

[Mazokn]

fuck man, look at the statics, it's LOGICAL & REAL. may be not a quarter of a million , but at least 1 million. By the way, I'm not a tool.

[marcusdavid88]

some dero cleaned mine once and i asked how much and he said "oh 5 or 6 bucks"

[4ustr4li4]

terets tuesday

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fucking funny shit!

[Erectoralporicy]

@tootman12

What if I am not currently in a romantic relationship? Oh god.. Don't tell me my Cat will become my killer. Thomas wouldn't do that.. Would he? No, not Thomas.. He's respectable.

Oh god, Thomas! What are you doing with that knife? Please no. NOOOOO-Blaghajajhfaghjama guuuuuh..

[xcherryxcherryx]

do any of you realize that none of this is real??

[AussieBoyX]

no shit

[xcherryxcherryx]

looks alot like no one does. read the other comments

[AussieBoyX]

oh yeah its not like thats sarcasm or anything

[typingwords]

wow you're smart arn't you

[TheNilvarg]

Those fucking pieces of shit need to be run over. Fucking scammers.

[davethestoner]

It's satire comedy, you fucking dumbass

[TheNilvarg]

Yeah, feel free to come out of your basement once in a while. Maybe you'd realize that these window washer con artists are real.

[slawrence89]

No shit, but this vid is satire comedy

[ErichoTTA]

Oh.

[Aq7x8912]

lol terets tuesday. I think its kind of annoying some hobo coming us and putting soap on ur window

[Holly2599]

wqhen im in the car with my mum its really embarrassing because when they come up to her she just puts her windscreen wipers and laughs i just look away

[SDSen]

& here I am a Chartered Accountant with all the education - & this guy a window cleaner earning so much ...but he obviously is only one of the few who r like that

[gbilios]

if you're lucky you can actually make that money but there are dangers - there are plenty times when drivers drive off and dont pay or they get out and smash you out..the worst can happen if the police wont let you do your job and report your earnings, the other problem is that you must have public liability and personal insurance- if you damage a car, the driver can add whatever he/she likes and sue you..if anything happens to you, you can't sue anyone..

[noturb]

dude shutup

[gbilios]

you shutup

[noturb]

well i wasn't the one writing huge douchy comments

[xxiluvthebooshxx]

does anyone know where to find full episodes of real stories?

[jodie78]

it's out on DVD, but haven't seen it in stores for a while, if you go to JB or Sanity and order it, they'll get it in for you

[tolchock1984]

there's a dvd

[ghostwhisper666]

this is jokes

[breezysurfin]

hahahahahaha

[specklefart]

'I give to people who look poor'.

[200103511]

LMFAO..i love real stories..they're the best comedians... i watch their tv show every friday night!

[YodaTwinJr]

LOL i love it

[paulsviplist]

People tip bartinders a lot more for less work too.

[tomanar]

good. now I am quitting my job at computer research centre and begin my new career as a windows washer!

[gbilios]

get into the business legally because its dangerous on the road with no public liability/business insurance..if you know what you are doing, you can make serious cash.. what would this window washer do if he got robbed of his weekly takings..you don't always get payed..

[Projump2001]

so that is how the crack heads keep getting high.. now a sober person.. thats a nice piece.

[ktms4lifemx4life]

hahhahahah where do they come up wif this much funny shit

[melcruz8]

ay dios mio como me encantan estos dos, en mexico ellos son FANTAsticos

[icefire1243]

LMFAO!

[bobhawks]

NO AWA'S NO MORE!!!SHIT IYAR

[masterOFpuppets06]

oMG i thought they were just using they money for beer lol...Iam quiting my job tommarow and becoming a window washer

[thedirtdiver]

wish it was the whole story.

[220ski220]

Thank god Rudy got rid of those guys in New York City.

[pppoo49]

i like his hair

[staphinfection]

This is fucking hilarious, but the truth hurts, and anyone who's washing windows is taking that $280,000 and spending it on smack, pcp, crack, or whatever they fancy, and that's why they live on the streets in reality.

[jspro6]

even if you did believe this, at 1.68 per car he would have to be getting that for every car in under a minute per car.  this is a sketch.

[alexreid9]

Fake

[plypayj3]

alexreid9 that is the dumbist thing ive heard i human say, every one know its fake why not say FUNNY instead dumbass

[abdul456]

yo dis is really real

[plypayj3]

its hamish and andys real storie THeRE COMEDIANS

[abdul456]

ohhh my bad

[xyugi0007]

Wow you're a dumb ass.

[Zwikster]

I think its time I chose a different career path. ;)

[RealFan]

Brilliant! Who said dropping out of school was a bad idea afterall.

[CrimsonViper77]

well he's actually washing all those peoples windshields so I don't see the problem, it's not like he's begging..

[pyrotoast]

That magnificent bastard! :D

[piggott69]

funni shit i luv hamish n andy funniest cunts ever

[Zadom]

Can somebody PLEASE post the story when they try to add board games to the commonwealth games.

[Cromberkovski]

God, I love this show, my drama teacher is in one of the episodes, the minutes silence one.

[skondie]

this is hilarious

[blamb1]

genius

[lebo92]

funny