monkey farm

[jesustonight]

mr bean on drugs??

classic

[commandoknife29]

the whole movie i was just saying SHOOT HIM, RIGHT IN THE EYES, CLEAR SHOT RIGHT FUCKING THERE, OH MY GOD SHOOT HIM ALREADY, I HOPE YOU DIE, OH COME ON HES NOT LOOKING JUST SHOOT HIM, IF I WAS THERE I WOULD SHOOT HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, HES A DOUCHEBAG SHOOT HIM!!!

*black guy leaves to rescue girl and guy who looks like Mr.Bean on drugs*

YOU ASSHOLE NO!

[weslake898]

He can silence a room in under 10 seconds....

[SirJooordaaan]

The best line in a film. Ever.

[MilesZurawell]

Someone has GOT to use this at a business meeting somewhere and post it on youtube.

[11tiramisu]

this remids me to hitlers "no no no no" song

[spiderjerusalem100]

The most badass overacting ever. Great movie.

[600turbine]

I want this to be my alarm in the morning to start my day off with a good laugh. Joe pilato for life.

[Robin360]

@600turbine Fuck yeah! JOE PILATO IS AWESOME!

I really want to have a beer with this guy!

JP FOR LIFE!

[NoisyPC]

I'm still waiting to get into a situation where I can actually use the lines from this clip! Ahhh, I live in hope!

[kentuckycunctator]

I have applied for positions at several monkey farms just to have an opportunity to say this.

[Batman8657]

At tomorrow's work meeting, I'm going to interrupt my boss with this line, complete with pounding my fist on the table and pointing my finger in his face.

[Bakomhuset]

@Batman8657

So did you do it? :P

[Batman8657]

@Bakomhuset I'm fired. :(

[DrVinny654]

@Batman8657 well what did you expect? a promotion?

[hl2izawsum]

what the fuck are you doing with his time?

[al3699]

Fegelein!

Fegelein!

Fegelein!

oh wait.....

[ExtremeRyanProject]

"is there food?"

[TheNeonIcing]

.. I think I might shout this out somewhere tomorrow. Maybe in the middle of my town

[vettafaene]

Time.. Don't waste it.

[Bram25]

3 people run a monkey farm.

[TheJoeyD27]

Holy Sh*t! He sounds like my boss!

[atomichead777]

if he was a teacher, i bet kids would never waste time

[Gmoreno89]

great upload

[GhostRiderChikGurl]

3 zombies watched this.

i gotta see the movie, is it good?

[freddy3911]

@GhostRiderChikGurl Very good movie. I worship this movie now. DO NOT I repeat DO NOT see the remake first. I am going to have this be in my Video project at school for my top 10 favorite movie quotes. I will give you further updates later.

[GhostRiderChikGurl]

@freddy3911

I'll see the original then. Remakes aren't as good these days.

[freddy3911]

@GhostRiderChikGurl great choice.

[northernsoul44]

Bono is good in this movie. Pity he dies.

[ZombieCallum]

Rhodes kick ass

[breakneck14]

My friends met him at a horror convention in Pittsburgh.

They saw him in the parking lot and started yelling this line at him and by the end of it there were tons of people screaming this line in the parking lot.

They said people who didn't know what this was about thought all hell broke loose! hahah

[Phallafets]

amazing

[xchrisxmanxgx]

all time favorite zombie movie

[YTCENS0R]

This is my phone-message tone.

[artomalcov]

Hands down the best character from any of Romero's Dead movies

[CanineFaeces]

You ain't running but two things, Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.

[scallywag86]

@CanineFaeces you did fail to mention a monkey farm. 

[slasherdude100]

EPIC

[ZeldaFreak1987]

Every time someone slacks off at work, their boss should play this clip.

[joelhenz87]

capt rhodes its the definition of a real man :p

[tehkao]

What a bad-ass mutherf*cker!!

[Maroon3224]

I am gonna send this to my boss.

[LordDyhalto]

KHAAAAAAAAN

[blacknightro1]

Can i get this as a ring tone?

[TBoneMontana]

Rhodes is such a badass

[AgeBetterDotCom]

I agree! I could watch this stuff all day, and I'd be a better person for it!

[EdgarTFriendly]

I always felt a lot of sympathy for the character of Rhodes. he was surrounded by hippies and pretentious scientists, his men were all fucking idiots and things just kept getting worse... who can blame him for kicking off a bit?

[TBoneMontana]

@EdgarTFriendly

agree Rhodes is actually the only person in this movie who is not a moron, and I can't actually see him as a Villian since the other characters are so godamn stupid.

[hakerqx]

"and i wanna know WATA FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MYY!! TIME"

[agwoodliffe]

Put Capt. Rhodes in a room with Sgt. Hartman LOL

[psplayer444]

This ain't a goddamn fieldtrip people. This is a fucking war!

[SubaUba]

With monkey farm i guess he means...

Youtube???????

[ComradeGraty]

where will you go captain?

[WaPow132]

"What the fuck is wrong with you people, THEY'RE DEAD! They're fucking dead and you wanna teach them tricks?!"

[laurelhardymarx]

I could literally watch this all day.

[eccentricorgan]

i can't help but be addicted to this clip!

[MikoKeZ]

I love this clip so much.

[GibbedHGR]

Best line in the movie!

[StraytRayzorSymphony]

@GibbedHGR totally agree. i use that line for a status message alot

[SamJay57]

this lines pwns!

[Dech8s]

Love this quote!

[PrintulNoptii]

Lt's face it.... He is running this monkey farm now =))))

[scallywag86]

He is...better get used to it

[Downs2440]

Joe Pilato deserves more recognition. He's had small roles in a lot of good movies, the original Dawn of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, why don't you give this guy a career?

[HitmanTheKiller666]

pulp fiction???

[Downs2440]

He was had a brief appearance in it, same for Dawn of the Dead. On his IMDB page it says he was in it.

[EddietheHead1994]

Captain Rhodes kicks soooooo much ass!

[rarebeats77]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[CallumJStewart]

"Steele, shoot that woman."

[KickenItOldSchool]

Yeah that line was freaking great hes so cool even if he does shitty things

Go Rhodes!

[GunsNRosesGal46]

I'd deffinatly wanna be on Captain's good side.

[Downs2440]

I don't know why but this line is so epic.

[GunsNRosesGal46]

Everything he says is epic. He's so damn witty.

[mfp508]

He can't possibly be running for mayor of Detroit, can he? I thought they were bringing a zooligist in that worked with goriilas and chimps to fill the spot. A professional in the field. Woa, this is really going to throw a 'monkey' wrench in the gears.

[newhenpal123]

I'm in the mood for some Greek salad right now.

[1976bicentennial]

Jello?! That's how those spics say yellow, jelloo!

[MUDIMOOG]

This guy should have won an acadamy award ... Sorry we have watched this effin clip almost 60 times and think this is the funniest GOD DAMN EFFIN movie ever mad along with the awesome GEORGE R MOVIE EVER EFFIN MADE!!!!  SO CHOKE ON THIS!!!!!

[ArcticMess]

Bub's response to last comment: *salute

^_^

[CaneRhodes]

CHOKE ON THEM!!!

[twominutepenalty]

one of the best lines in the film.

[Jahkonen]

"Sit down lady , or help me god ill have you shot." A warm,,,kind man really x)

[g8282]

that single line would silence a room in an instant

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

I use that for my ringtone for when my mom calls me becuase shes a capt rhodes with tits the way she acts alot LOL

[jflo91]

"you given us a mouthfull of greek salad"

[MessiahOfTheDDT]

This gets my vote as the single greatest movie quote of all time. His "What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!" line gets an honorable mention, though.

[Rui108]

Is this the shit that's suppose to knock our socks off?

[MessiahOfTheDDT]

Who are you and what the hell are you talking about?

[Rui108]

that's my favorite quote from capitain Rhodes.

[MessiahOfTheDDT]

Oops, now I feel stupid. Sorry.

[YamatoTitanic]

Rhodes was on great villiain. I have to admit i could not handle see his death it was to damn bloody for me. When i hered what they used for organs i felt bad for Joe.

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

To further add to your disgust with that scene,those were REAL pig guts and they were left out for a day accidently and due to time and the movie budget, they were forced to use what they already had. so The facial expressions were prob legit on Rhode's face and the others LOL

[kiremi14]

Actually I think it was longer than a day, because someone unplugged the refrigerator.

[dannylerch]

they need a captain rhodes soundboard

[scallywag86]

fucking right

[destructodude]

troll repellant for message boards...

Awesome.

[holymeteor]

I shall use this...

[Kandarian]

Already done.

[playahata113]

Captain Rhodes is the man!

[zodiaczombie]

actually, it's a chimp farm.  Chimps aren't monkeys.

[kiremi14]

Shut the fuck up egg head.

[akajdlk2141]

What the fuck are you doing with my time? >_>

[akajdlk2141]

No I'm running this monkey farm, Rhodes. >:(

[Wesker1982]

He is one bad ass.

[Pierre198]

the monkey farm rules

[CRITTERBUSTERS]

captain rhodes is halairious!

[beafboy01]

Hmmm, i think ive watched this about 100times now

[rabieschu]

atleast 3 times a day is a must

[drbleh]

I can watch this all day.

[rabieschu]

Same here, all the emotion and anger.

[NeverForgiveMe]

Fried gold! My favourite line in the whole movie.

Let's see you top THAT one, Ving! :D

[jesustonight]

rhodes is a hero

he even kills ones those mealy mouthed namby pamby holier than thou scientists

i wanted him to get to the helicopter first

and leave those suckers behind

[LIVEVILIVE]

AFter watching the movie after so many years your right. Rhodes and his team were in the right 100%,Eever read the comic'The Walking DEAD' they would've been pyhsically ill if they found the underground compund loaded with 'zombies for reasearch'

[jesustonight]

i just read th efirst 37 issues

wow wee

fuckin dark and awsome

crazy humans are there own worst enemies

i love what happened to the govenor

he deserved it the fuckin sadist

[LIVEVILIVE]

The creepiest story arc was the gated community they found and 'thought' was safe 'ALL DEAD DO NOT ENTER'

[jesustonight]

there about to go to war with that town

cant wait

[scallywag86]

too true. He sacrificed his men for their research and they didn`t tell him what they were doing. They used the bodies of men under his command as mere food for the zombies. He put up with so much from them and they threw him aside. He was the hero, all anyone else did was bicker...he tried to keep things together

[jesustonight]

from the trailer the remake

seems to have the fast crazie zombies

in it like the dawn remake

i just wish they stay closer to the original

[strategistFranco]

I agree... Zombies who run are not zombies!! Just stupid people who run like in Resident Evil 4 game les plaga's.

[kiremi14]

I hate RE4 myself, and I agree about running zombies.

[DonOfTheDead75]

Joe Pilato is the fuckin' MAN!

[Mastercheng]

You tell 'em Joe !

[nastykermit]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[caramela74]

Golden! Day of the Dead is the best movie ever

[Hotnicksno1]

I'm a big time movie buff and highly critical of what is good. And this part of the film is fuckin untouchable! Rhodes is one of my all time best villains, next to Clarence out of Robocop!

[cultofskaro]

I WANT A MONKEY FARM!!!!

[scallywag86]

Ving Rhames is going to play Rhoads in the remake coming out in `07

He won`t say this line...

We all have to band together and feast on him

[strategistFranco]

The Remake doesn't have nothing to do with the same movie, actually, it's too commercial. It doesn't have any dramatic story lines, it's rather action movie like Resident evil!!! i mean if it's a zombie movie.

[scallywag86]

...

this looks like a job for a thousand radioactive chimps

[LIVEVILIVE]

Ving's charactor will say 'I'm running this muthuh fuckuh now frankenstien,and I wanna know what the fuck y'all doin with my muthuh fuckin time? all calm and cool like too LOL

[scallywag86]

jesus christ no....

[scallywag86]

win with winsauce on top

[bastp62]

lol i wanna know what the fuck your doing with my time

[XDamienXWeskerX]

Rhodes is awesome! He has to be my all-time favourite character in a zombie film.

[jing15]

he said monkeyfarm lol

[bastp62]

Lol i remember that hahahaha i love that line

[shinjason]

cpt rhodes rules!

[Marty32]

lmao that was the best part of the movie

[fatrb38]

Holy Jesus I'm glad you have this clip on here. Greatest scene/line of the movie and one of the most memorable in all of cinema history IMO

[agnessmash]

Day of the Dead is my fav Romero film, & Rhodes is a classic...!

[brokenbacktango]

I love Rhodes :D