Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

[ZoieLove143]

Ok that would take forever to type the right sentence you want! I don't understand?! Luke is this a joke or is this real!?!?!?

[yujit4n]

Is this real?

[RicardoTrailersTV]

Why is this R rated??

[WasUoWithDat]

Did you hear the reporter at the end she said " It's a mystery if the Apple wheel will catch on with buisness persons who aren't just dicking around?!?

[chewonapickle]

@fishybowlxx If someone is watching it from their iPhone they can't thumbs up -,- wow

[Pizzalover2001]

Oh sorry, thought I was watching FOX

[Shenaniganschalbeezy]

Hahaha this shit is so funny! I actually woudnt be surprised if an apple rep is considering this lol it seems like something they'd do

[TheSaul100]

Exactly what I thought

[skulldead546]

HOW U PLAY GAMES?

[Shibahiba1]

Omf

[ulazlo]

i cant tell if this is a joke or not

[panniize]

I TyPE#D tHIS #!@T WITYH A MACKBOOL WHEEEL

[dreadly101]

That's fucking hilarious! :)

[RedDead321Undead]

But whyzs a wheel howz i play minecraftzings

[Zee1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 45 MINUTE TO FINISH AN EMAIL!!! " I NEVER REALLY REALIZE HOW MUCH I HATE KEYBOARDS" AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHAHAHAH

[PuLse285]

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[tiger101757]

@PuLse285 Do you think this is serious?

[Ionutzell007]

are you kidding me? how long will it take to write a comment here using the weel? 15 minutes? comon....that is really stupid

[TheSeventiethSeven]

That dissapointing feel when you realize that Macfags would actually buy this and defend it to the death.

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

3723 butthurt apple fanwhores just realized how they spent money for shitty overpriced electronic garbage and disliked this!

[MultiHendo]

dear robber, you wont believe where i am# i)m at the mac expo aend i am USING thep colic new mac wheel laptop. i'll BET YOU ARE JELouz.

[hobo382]

Looks gay I like my regular MacBook pro

[palipride47]

The abortion went well, lol

[mishiroxurworld2nite]

that looks too long to do things

[SoundAboutRight]

1:10 The babbling baby baked brownies with the amiable crocodile.

[PaulGrantDesigns]

I have two of these. The wheels are great for DJing.

[JLSmithson22]

Please pause at 1:05 and read all of the sentences..

[JosephKerr27]

"The agile aardvark arrived by airmail. The babbling baby asked the aardvark for some absinthe."

Somebody was drinking some absinthe when they wrote those sentences... Good work!

[Vacloard90]

YEA APPLE MAKES SHITTY PRODUCTS

[Vacloard90]

WTF WHERE IS IT

[E2Jew2]

i saw this and i was like WTF and then i read "onion news"

[slowjoe789]

lol i can see apple actually making this

[fishybowlxx]

Thumbs up if you're watching from your iPhone.

[LexSexyify]

This thing is fucking retarded. This is a horrible idea. Whoever thought of this should kill themselves.

[BassNatty]

@LexSexyify

This is a joke. You know, like "A horse goes into a bar.." or "Twilight is so touching"

[hambonemcgee1]

@LexSexyify Really???

[Sirile774]

this was a good one, I was like Apple really? I can see where that wheel might come in handy on somethings but as far as replacing a keyboard! NO!

[Doomertin]

Apple: "hmm this is a good idea"

[mattisbeast1119]

I realized this was fake when she said " dicking around "

[daemoth0]

The ass asked for a better absinthe. ??? wtf is that???

[American2715]

Wow people are actually taking this seriously. I have watched every Official Apple podcast from their product launch/investor's meetings. This fraud does not exist. Can't people take a joke? It's a parody on Apple being so ingenious that they can re-invent the wheel. As Biff said, "Hello! McFly!"

[nioor]

@American2715 "It's a parody on Apple being so ingenious that they can re-invent the wheel." Or rather, a satire on how Apple produces stylish yet completely impractical products people actually pay criminally amounts of money for.

[DemoraX]

and you know all of the applehead fanboys would actually buy it XD

[CyanPartyhat]

tell me thats fake.. cmon.. how can that be better and keyboard?

[GigawingsVideo]

I can see that Apple Fanboys already left their dislikes huh.

Apple Fanboys = no sense of humour.

[cnmdsbmdjsn]

This shit is fucking useless! Unbelievable ! I will never buy a pice of shit like that

[TylerGreenway]

@cnmdsbmdjsn ...

[Throsor]

@cnmdsbmdjsn

Once you get used to it you will never want a keyboard again.

[d0n0van2]

Lol sudoku killer.

[333xan45]

the top comment is glitched .________.

[lazy4295]

3716 people were murdered by the sudoku killer...

[primaj81]

@lazy4295 hahaha they r poking fun at the zodiac killer, xD. ....wat an a**hole he was.

[hDCOREGAmer]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[hDCOREGAmer]

FAILLLLL

[slipjee]

everything, is just a few 100 clicks away, Lol

[TheBeBeCaCa]

... people calm down... it's not real... this is THE ONION news... ah whatever I'll just let you figure it out yourself

[Dannysbc9]

Obiously this is fake. Have you ever heard an anchor women say "insted of dicking around" durrr

[SafeSanctum]

That's not simple!

Typing is way faster than having to scroll through a list for each individual letter. -.- 

[dotZodiac]

@SafeSanctum You're such a retard.

[SafeSanctum]

@dotZodiac And you're such a troll! :D Your argument is invalid. ^^

[dotZodiac]

@SafeSanctum No, you're just a fucking moron.

[SafeSanctum]

@dotZodiac And what exactly was the purpose of you replying to my comment in the first place? Was I talking to you? Was I swearing at you? Was I bothering you in any way? No. You were just bored, and decided to be childish and bash on someone you don't even know. Wow. Is that really how you like to entertain yourself? Pff, in that case, why don't you go troll on someone who actually gives a crap. Piss off, dude.

[dotZodiac]

@SafeSanctum You sound mad. Are you mad?

[panhead247]

Ok everyone that says its fake obviously didn't look at the fact that its from the very beginning of 2009 and we all would've known if it was real by now...

[MrMonstersk8er]

That's stupid, it's simple but stupid. Just use a freakin' touch-keyboard.

[35majken]

i went on the apple web-site and looked it up and it was like what the fucking hell is that

[MrDoug12357]

Whoever thinks this is real is stupid !!! It's a joke can't you take one?! Kthnx bye :)

[WTFnFTW]

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[Rellix999]

Fake!

[untseac]

Is this some kind of a joke?

[Jimi09Hendrix]

A full 19 minutes wow. Lets take the laptop to go shopping oops it died in the store that sucks

[MinecrafterEvil]

@ellrt Can't tell if trolling or just extremely stupid.......

[ellrt]

thats not simple.. scrolling a bunch for one letter is way harder than typing.

[sxz1997]

3709 people take this seriously

[SineFractal]

People think this is real. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[flamesofice1]

This don't exist it's 2012 now still have never seen one !

[ScottWilliamMurray]

R.I.P Steve Jobs <3

[triplehcro]

Someone probably posted that on facebook.

That's why it's full of retards

[thejaredfunnys]

If you can type more than 2wpm with the Apple Wheel, you're hired!

[YourCuntingDaughter]

Lmao, what a bitch to use.

[TokioHotelILoveThee]

Lol at all the people commenting how shit this is.. Um obviously. It's a spoof guys.

[productionsmiley]

This soo gay

[ArnoldsKtm]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!! STEVE JOBS COME BACK!

[bookercreator]

Sudoku killer hmm? Thanks for the idea.

[karim3343]

It is genuinely scary how many people actually think this is real.

Fuuuck me.

[carterrox100]

They r the 1's "dicking around"

[henry700]

I'll buy anything shiny and if its made by apple.

[RedSandStudios]

"Where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around."

Hmm clever, lads.

[Cyclops4eva]

Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit... LOL haha these videos make me lol

[MabaetBaet]

FUCK THIS

[ILuvbebo001]

Wow!

[mylifeasallie2011]

Scrolling seems so difficult. It takes ten times longer cause you have to get used to it. Typing is just so much better.

[iceebl3nd]

Soooo not real

[2chasb]

Lol, wow, I don't know what's funnier, this 3 year old video, or the comments about it....

[kataraandhakuandluka]

I think its easier to type

[nebord]

Sad

[TheGolfer987]

I thought this was real like 3 years ago... Wow I scare myself

[TheEbnk]

lmao she said " people will actually use the computer for work and not just dicking around" hahahahaha epic!

[zenethaleir]

I believe iPhone and iPod are the only good products from Apple. iPad being the most pointless product in existence, and Apple Mac's being the most overpriced for what they are.

[A1fAnERD]

This eventually hitting the shelves wouldn't surprise me.

[IpodArecool108]

Not a fan

[7529gamer]

Apple sucks, I would never buy anything from them.

-Sent from my iPhone

[MrEcct]

i love apple haters

[AmericanNohbuddy]

@MrEcct

Me too because they aren't asshole hipster sheep who'll buy the new iphone when it's barley different than the last one.

[morpher34]

I like the part where it says on the bottom "Attractive couple on their way to have sex."

[donnk]

ONLY FAGGOTS USE APPLE

[Lucaj93]

its fake u idiots..lmaoo

[OzZGamers]

@Lucaj93 No shit dickfart

[ToniSkit]

This is actually old

[BIGZet]

''Everything is just a few hundred clicks away''...

[bjstopic]

o.O .......umm O----K

[kroen]

shut the fuck up and take my fucking money already!

[BabyBubbles0001]

Sucks

[ColibriMONOPOL]

Shame Mr Jobs is in it, I can not troll people with this video any more.

[Bballinjosh]

wow, I'm fucking SHOCKED at how stupid most of Youtube is. I pray I never meet the people who actually believe this is a real product...good lord.

[kroen]

Fake and Gay

[rossidude]

@kroen

This is TheOnion. It's a satire website you fucking tool.

[shadowphoenix137]

Satire's funnier when stupid people don't understand it.

[haileysinsanity]

now how the hell am i supposed to play minecraft with that....

[donnk]

@haileysinsanity

>playing games on a mac

dont make me laugh lool

[haileysinsanity]

@haileysinsanity I actually got top comment?? and I find that my mac book actually runs minecraft well but I'd rather play it on a gaming computer

[Roblox901143]

@haileysinsanity YOU DONT =D

[ladillando1]

Apple is going in the wrong way.

[iAmSaintCharlie]

That's just more work with typing.

[dandaman62]

"It remains to be seen if the macbook wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around" I actually burst out laughing when she said that.

[edrialsheila]

Is this real

[67Zaka]

@edrialsheila Sorry, but are you retarded? Of course it's not real haha.

[MissBesitosDulces]

Even if it's fake it's dumb as fuck!

[dandaman62]

@MissBesitosDulces "even if it's fake"??? *facepalm*

[MissMermaidSwag]

Did she say "Dicking Around" near the end??

[laithinator3000]

Steve jobs came back alive yesterday to announce it.

[corrion1]

a full 19 minutes of battery

[haileysinsanity]

@corrion1 no when its goes to 0% you have 19 minutes to plug it up to the charger

[AviciHell]

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The app is free, so download it and give it a shot. I've received 2x $10 iTunes card so far.

*--You can also choose to receive Amazon, Best Buy, eBay, GameStop, PSN, Wii, or XBL gift cards; there are also -17- other available gift cards not mentioned here (for brevity's sake). Additionally, you can withdraw your money via PayPal.

[ruberducky0]

19 minutes thats gay s**t

[lukeddemers]

If its only The Onion, then y r there restarts commenting saying, this is real!! It's oviosly NOT real or supposed to be

[comehonorface666]

"The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lucan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor"

...I must have this God-like device.

[Miketechnology25]

OMG SO F***ING STUPID

[JesseBradshaw2]

It's real? Jesus Christ you people are fucking idiots! There are so many reasons against this...

1. The product would be on apples website if it was real.

2. They can't say "dicking around" on the news.

3. Onion news? I mean common!!! It was a TV show I believe.

4. You people need to get a real education so you don't sound so fucking stupid. Actually, you guys don't need a great education to understand the kind of sarcasm that was featured within this video.

God damn it's pretty pathetic that

[tttmmmnnnttt]

Whahaha, 8gb is 2599$ and 40gb is 9960$ loool

[brittneyscoots]

this is real i think

[lukeddemers]

That is so dum. I hate when people try and say things apples gonna do, it's 90% of the time crap

[MrDeadmanDT]

@lukeddemers Your comment is 90% crap and completely ignorant to the fact that this is The Onion.

[Borridd]

@AFGeliteLKZ Then why does my laptop cost more than the top of the line macbook pro?

[Quicksn1p3R]

I want my 2minutes and 46 seconds of my life back

[Ladsyadsy]

"ill buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by apple."

[frenzygundam]

"The assumptive doctor did not accept our personal check" LOL

[NeutralDepth]

This is just freaking silly

It wouuld take so much longer to type and browse your files, what the hell

[TwoTekah]

@NeutralDepth no, the processing speed is great, and it allows you to type faster, it should be coming out next month :D cant wait.

[persingern]

Omg lol a full 19 minutes!

[G0HARD0NTHEMAT]

I thought it was real till the lady in the video said stop dicking around

[t33ngoth]

lmfao why.

[sspecialairsservice]

LOL it wont take long to type more than one fucking word on that!!!

[SeenYouBotting]

LOL whats with all the aardvark sentences??

[Naximilano]

Thats is the ipad

[morpher34]

Is it really real or is it a fake? Cause if it's real I wanna get one.

[TeenagerNetwork]

@morpher34 Everything Onion Network channel publishes is a parody or something that is fake to entertain people. :) Therefor, it's fake.

[232metalcore]

i hope it has siri :)

[TehhCake]

Everything is just a few HUNDRED clicks away!

[thecoolguy677]

Suck On That Microsoft

[RealTalkOnlyBro]

Applefags would still buy it.

[BestStarPP]

Aple

[BestStarPP]

Its cake?.?.?.?.??.?...

[jvome]

it took me over a minute to figure out it was fake

[lordgannon1]

13 minute advertisement for a 3 minute clip, fucking ridiculous.

[NilsSkyline7]

u guys know that it is a kind of comedy, right ?! :D

[Kyle1818]

"They are already hard at work on the next generation of the mac book wheel, which will be 4 ounces lighter due to its lack of screen, hard drive or wheel" LOL i died

[kilroy6547]

i wonder how many apple fanboys and hipsters would still buy this and talk about how great it is if it were real.

[DaNargh42]

The Aardvark has Asbestos

[powerliverpool]

Ha ha ha. Those suggestions were well funny. Not liking the sound of that suduko killer.

[99theguydude]

Fake

[fingerthings98]

I  thought it was real!!

[tony5r000]

"not dicking around"

XD



[PureRandumosity]

LOLOL i showed this to my 18 year old brother and he thought it was real for a minute

[VuRp0]

@0Heavy0Metal0 "The abortion went well."

[0Heavy0Metal0]

The best part of this is the predictive sentence technology. Like "The Athusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacans's Ecrits to the abortion doctor". Or " The ass asked for a better absinthe". Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[TGFan101]

only 8gb and typing would take 7 hours rather thatn 45 minutes

[TheAzizer]

Faake

[SILLYJIMMY5]

@TheAzizer no wai