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  • SOTL scene was hilarious.

  • Okay, ZJ, I love you, but a little warning would have been nice.  I'm glad to see that you are okay with your body, I just wasn't really ready for all that. Jeeze.

  • Oh my, Zinnia, you crazy.

  • Chronic depression, MPD, AS, ADHD, ASS(actual disorder),TS and a whole lot other Disorders are not supposed to be compared to homosexuality. Otherwise I would have to worry about someday waking up GAY thanks to my disorder which causes other disorders. AS or asperger syndrome causes a lot of related disorders like Schizophrenia(45%), MPD(5%), Chronic Depression(80%), TS(50%). That doesn't mean they cannot occur without AS. And let me say AS and Chronic depresion=not fun.

  • Best... Video... Ever... P:<

  • There are still hundreds of paraphilias listed in the DSM, most of them, like homosexuality, don't necessarily cause problems. The exclusion of homosexuality from the DSM, but not coprophelia, for example, clearly shows that this decision was mainly political. Although I would argue that the others should be removed as well instead of reinstating homosexuality as a dissorder.

  • I thought i was bi a bit, but then i realized i was still straight, i just dont give a fuck about gender roles, e.g i like things that are considered female, like romantic things, and music, other than that i dont like things that are stereotypically "Male" like sports, sex, women, etc. Not saying im not attracted to women, i am just more interested in the personality than the sexual attractiveness of a person.

  • lol Zinnia XD the SOTL scene was priceless <3

  • omfg!!! you are sexy!!! I swing both ways so yea... lol J/K love your vids and thx for the teaser... lol XDDD

  • I am kind of in a gender role even though I'm gay in that I could not see myself with another woman who is equally as or more butch than myself. Maybe that's because I'm young, maybe that's because I'm confusing femininity with beta-ism and really my problem is that I'm a control freak, maybe even though I'm not self-loathing, I would never want to date myself hence not wanting to date anyone like me, or maybe because I'm simply not attracted to butch women.

  • this video was about "uke" and "seme"

  • The silence of the lambs thing was funny as hell...and kind of hot.

  • I dont know if I told you before but you look alot like my friend... and again you look alot like my friend O_O it is quite scary lol

  • I'm fully straight, but I would totally pound you in the buttocks.

  • oh god . YOU ARE HOT.

  • You are adorable! I wish you were my kid. Your mother is lucky to have such a smart, creative kid with a sense of humor, too.

  • I'm surprised this isn't one of your most viewed videos due to 2:45 Seriously, nice body. ;D

  • @ZJemptv If the time, ie. our ages, and place were right I would offer to make us a couple. No bad feelings, if you turned me down. I do understand. I love you Rosie Jones. <3 xoxoxo.

  • Some gay guys aren't even into anal sex at all. You forgot to mention that point. I know it should go without saying but I get many surprised-looking reactions even from the gay community. They're like, "Then what do you do?" to which I reply, "Come on. You can't be THAT ignorant of gay bedroom activities."

    Side note, bipolar is not an illness either. It's not even unpleasant. It's damn near a superpower. It's classified as an illness because the medical industry is either jealous or greedy.

  • HAHAHAHA.

    This video was rather surprising! The first time I've....actually seen you display your sense of humor.

  • 2:44

    This fan-service pleases me. :D

    It's amazing, sometimes, the odd notions straight people will have about gay sexuality. Some of the questions I've been asked defy all logic. It's not even all hostile, there's a lot of deeply confused straight people out there.

  • I can't believe I never watched this mini-series ... I nearly just killed myself laughing with the naked dancing.

    I'm sure that ZJ knows it ... but I'd like to remind him again how much he rocks.

  • Actually, men are more concerned with boob size than vagina size

  • 0:09 Thats why I hate yuri and yaoi.

    The majority of yaoi and yuri, contain a 'seme' character that acts hypermasculine and 'uke' character thats not only feminine, but a traditional, weak feminine character who may be abused by the seme or need to be constantly protected by them.

    That just isn't healthy!

  • @MissMysterics I hate yaoi because the first one I ever watched was a thirty something year old man raping a 18 year old boy who he was teaching. I was disturbed how all the girls in the comment section talked about how hot and cute it was. :I

  • Penis Size - anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass.

    Nice to look at, but from a practical perspective, the person attached to the penis mean more than the penis itself.

  • I love the silence of the lambs reference.

  • I prefere to be fucked in the ass.

  • hav u found that gay men think of themselves as havin it harder and r there4 better then lesbians? I found when I was telling people i was bisexual, people and women didn't take me seriously. I really believe there is discrimination amongst the gblt community. gay men sometimes think they're better than lesbians, everyone thinks thier better than bisexual women because men hav turned it in2 a sexual fetish. I don't think its fair to the bisexual women community

  • It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. (2:44)

  • Best thing ever made. This should be stuck on the next Voyager mission lol!

  • Wow. Your little Silence of the Lambs scene was the best thing I've ever seen on youtube. Thank you for that.

  • LOL best video yet

  • god i'm so happy you thought of that scene too XP

  • LOL! I loved the Silence of the Lambs part. That was kind of creepy.

  • WOOT DANCING NAKED OH YEA xD

    you rock

  • Your a boy??? :( I am soooo out of the loop. by the you need to blink more. Its kinda creepy.

  • I would totally have sex with a copy of myself.

  • love the Silence of the Lambs ref.....fave movie.....i dont think i'd fuck me tho im getting close...

  • People hate gays because the concept of gay sex and the demeanor and appearance of the typical gay is gross/uncomfortable to them, and that is re-enforced by their religion and their ideological peers. I used to be this way, now I wish I were social at all and could get to know some gay people.

  • She Looks Like A Horse ...

  • omg silence of the lambs XD 

  • your logic is bullshit, and this is coming from a straight guy... go suck another one....

  • silence of the lambs ftw !

  • Your animal example fails cause just cause some animals do it too means nothing to justify it! It just shows that animals can suffer from the same problem. Animals suffer from a lot of the same problems as human beings! And metal issues can develop at all times in your life.

  • @OurWhitevoices Metal issues? Well, there *IS* a worldwide shortage of copper and rare earth........

  • @billydeeuk Wow you attack a typo how clever! I wonder when this fruitcup will reply to my video reply I sent lol Fails all around here!

  • You admitted that there is a brain difference in Homosexuals. A mental disease is anything where the brain doesn't act normal. Well going after someone of the same sex when the root reason of sex is reproduction sounds to me NOT normal!

  • your logic is alluring

  • 3:13 jesus pose :P

  • Speak of that, watching your vidio has fairly make me feel safe about gay people.  GOt to thank you for that~~~~~

  • 2:59 - 3:13

    You have a nice body, btw ^^;

  • That silence of the lambs scene... You have more balls than anybody I've ever seen. XDDDDDDDD

  • The Silence of the Lambs reference made me lose my shit. I laughed so hard, I actually think I might need to get a new monitor. 7up vs. Flatscreen. Lol...

  • GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMG! LOLOLOL!!! ZJ You're so fucking awesome!!! LOL! Why am I laughing? 2:45. I'm so glad I'm looking at your older vids. That crap made my night HAHAHA!!!

  • 3:00 I got a boner!

    I'm a crossdresser/possibly transgender. I know a lot of straight and gay cds get sexually aroused by themself while cding when they were young. Its not exactly like in that movie and doesnt make them perverse transvestites (not that theres anything wrong with that. not my thing though). It just happens.

  • @A2Z83 We saw your comment on the video ZJ Q&A sexuality and we believe that to say such things to a person would open ones self to many diffrent remarks but we would hope it works out for you good luck and have a nice day.

  • What were you doing at 2:55? I'd love to imagine ;).

    And omaigawd. That whole scene in general was so sexy.

    Shame the camera didn't "accidentally" dip down by a few degrees when you took the towel off. <3

  • There so NOT the only ones who no. Aside from 1000's of youtubers theres also someone from your circle who Im sure will catch wind of these video's. Tell me u didnt start this with in tention of keeping it secret?

  • ok, i like your videos, and i agree with you on nearly everything, but really, i had this video going in a tab, and switched back to see you strip dancing! i'm not against that or anything, but i almost fell off my seat in shock.

    i think you look quite good

  • My god you are so beautiful you're making my head spin

  • OMG 2:45-3:15 is freakin' awesome.  That was a spot on impression!!

  • Hooray for tight vaginas!

  • Hehehe... Silence of the Lambs..that just made my day. ^___^ Especially the Hello Kitty towel. xDxD

  • interesting....zj actually shows a sence of humor and a fair amounnt of sex appeal here.....well well.

  • Weird, Im straight, and I found that display hot.

  • @skeligun it was!

  • @skeligun I know what you mean. The sexual orientation of a person can be anywhere along a spectrum ranging from All male on the left to all female on the right. Most people are anywhere along one end or the other. Our emotional reactions are very strongly influenced by our lifes experiences, which includes social indoctrination.But, there ain't nobody who does not have bit of the opposite in him. Given the right cues, one can feel a degree of attraction to someone of the same sex. I <3 Rosie.

  • omg..its meg! kidding

  • would u fuk me id fuk me lol wat movie is taht ffrom

  • Sexual orientation can compromise your quality of life, but only because of the attitudes of the people around us. If anything, it is society that is disordered.

  • people are afraid of gay people because they are butt-fucking faggots girls are not scary because they dont want to fuck you in the ass and nor do normal straight guys therefore gay guys are the ones you want to keep your ass away from lmao.

  • i mean.... come on... !!! i dont HAVE TO be a non-believer to be a bisexual !!!!

  • "am i really supposed to be like this or am i just going against the law of nature...?"

    i know i sound extremely confused......

    and sadly....not many people would be able to assist me in this regard.

    i saw about 5 of your videos and i feel that you'd be able to guide and help me with this.

    please do help... !!! IM LOST !!!

    thanks... !

  • @SuperCruelintentions I am, by no means, an expert. I am straight, and i am an atheist. You said "and that fact that queer theory clashes with most religions...it really puts me into doubt..... "am i really supposed to be like this" most religions compliment the morals of the time they were written. Slavery is approved in many. Just because the Bible or the Koran or what ever other book says something is wrong it doesn't mean it is. Think for yourself and make your own decisions on morality.

  • it really shook me.... and forced me to believe that i might be "wrong" in being who i am......

    i;ve started thinking of it as i sign given to me by god to "quit" my queer lifestyle and suppress my homosexuality, and to adopt a heterosexual lifesyle.

    also,i am not an atheist. i believe in god but not religion. and i just CANNOT compel myself to not believe in god.

    and that fact that queer theory clashes with most religions...it really puts me into doubt..... "am i really supposed to be like this

  • all i could tell her was that "my sexuality and gender expression is ALSO given to me by god/nature. "

    but that answer wasnt convincing enough....neither to me nor to her...and probably neither would it sound convincing to anyone reading this.

    so that just left me into a whirlpool of confusion and doubt.....

    "whatever she said...was it really true?"..."am i rejecting god's will?"...."is this 'wrong' ? ".... even though im not a christian..... and i dont believe in most of their concepts...still

  • ".... but by doing that, you are "rejecting" the sexuality ( not in terms of sexual preference, but in ters of gender roles and gender expression) given to you by god. you are rejecting the fact that god made you a woman, to be like a woman. you are rejecting the fact that god made you a woman , so that you could be with a man...have a family...etc... and that's wat all LGBTs and cross-dressers do.... REJECTING WHAT IS GIVEN TO THEM BY GOD. "

    all i could tell her was that my sexuality....

  • hi !

    i'm an 18 year-old closeted bisexual woman. not completely closeted, as a couple of my close friends know about me.

    one of these days i had a discussion with my best friend, who is a hardcore christian, about sexuality and gender expression. even though i'm a transcendant, i felt a bit troubled by what she had to say about the christian veiws on gender expression. she said : you must've felt... at many points of time....that you want to be "like" a guy.... or do "guyish stuff"..etc...

  • Get this, I'm a Bipolar Bisexual...funny huh

  • I know a couple bisexual girls who say they are mildly turned on by themselves.

  • AHHH!

    YOU'RE -HOT-.

  • Points for Q Lazzarus :)

  • I think the other problem in regard to people being "afraid" of gay people is that they immediately assume that because their best mate/neighbour/shopkeeper is gay that they are somehow checking them out and wanna fuck them.  The assumption seems to be that if you are gay you wanna fuck every guy you see walking down the street, and yet this same standard is not assumed of heterosexuals.

  • >///> well we can see someone shaves

  • Loool i was expecting to see precious any moment. Brilliant!

  • Lol @ "would you fuck me?"

  • woo for buffalo bill dance

  • The Buffalo Bill dance part was hilarious! Also though, I have to say that if I saw your body in a Victorian style dress, I'd probably want to do things with you that would make a porn star blush.

  • Your dance is full of win <3

  • I loved the nod to Silence of the Lambs...bravo!

  • It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Yes precious, we'll get the hose.

    Now it puts the lotion in the basket.

    Put The F#C&!n' Lotion In The Basket!!!

  • It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

  • Here's a question: Do you feel comfortable exposing so much of your body on the internet?

  • If you DID find a copy of yourself and they were attracted to you, how WOULD you be able to turn them down as you would be attracted to them?

  • lolz

  • Preach on.

    I'm bisexual and Bipolar, and I have to say...

    Being Bipolar is extremely unpleasant and terrible.

    Liking boobies? Not so much.

    Also I don't think wanting sex with women can be considered potentially lethal.

  • Men do tend to be Size Queens, at least the ones that I know!

  • LOL Awesome Jay impression.

  • OMFG!!! No you didnt go there....LMAO! We just got Buffalo Bill'd

    LUVS!

  • ZJ, I think I love you... but I'm a guy. We can get married in about 5 states so far... And though I may not be biologically capable at bearing you a child, I wouldn't oppose an opportunity to attempt a pregnancy with you- what do you say? I can cook good food! :)

  • You are really sexy ... I love you, not because you are gay, not because of your body, but you are a very very smart person. And I think you are defining you as gay because you cannot find your niche in this stupid patriarchal culture, where man jumps woman. There are a lot of options, to be true, not just gay. Let me ask you, why are gays so much, and aggressively, against pedophiles? I believe it's a matter of ideology. You are defending an ideology.

  • your probaly the best Atheist vlogger on youtube! love the buffalo bill dance!

  • You have a good body.

  • Wow, greatness.

  • *cough laughing to death over that scene*

  • me too!

  • lol 5 stars for the buffalo bill refrince

  • @zellen420 I'm a weird person for only liking that movie for the good acting and THOSE MOTHS.

    I

    love

    death head hawk moths so much.

  • 2:44

    ...... I think I'm gonna go a little harder on the rum than usual and watch this to the evening.

  • Part 1.

    Ok, about 2 and a half ours and half a bottle of rum later I'm back to stick to my word.

    What I meant by " watching this to the evening" was obviously that I'd watch this (I paused at 3:13) instead of watching the very questionable Japanese doujins that I would normally read at this time of night.

    Not that I already rambled on but I've got more so if you don't care about the ramblings of a drunken looser I suggest you stop reading at "stick to my word".

  • Part 2.

    So, I've been drinking and looking at Carl Sagan videos for 2 hours. Something I don't do nearly as often as I should. Suddenly while watching one of them I had an revelation . I was watching a pond today. It was

    beginning to freeze over. I looked at it like this was the lifespan of the water surface, dead during the winter, born during the spring, prosperous during summer and dying during autumn. This pond might not have been here 100 years ago, and it might not be there in 100 years.

  • Part 3

    The pond doesn't realize it is beautiful to look at, nor that it wont exist and be beautiful forever. It's exists anyway which is the same reason I exist: I want to exist just because I do.

    Now if you will excuse me. ZJ, I don't know if you will ever read this or not but I'm going to have imaginary intimacy with you for an hour or so. I at least hope you wont be disgusted by an internet pervert, I simply (need more dunk fuel) uttered a promise to myself and I can't back down.

  • Part 4.

    I'm not sure why I'm attracted to you. I've never been attracted to another man as far as I can remember. Maybe it's your feminine look? Not to mention your slender sexy body and Hello Kitty bed-sheets. Other than I feel very attracted to your brilliant mind I'd say so.

    Graphic descriptions inc.

    Basically, I will think about us exchanging handjobs, maybe fellatio but definitely not buttshecks. That's way past my limit.

    I'm SOOOOOOO gonna regret this in the morning.

  • I'm famished, sitting in nothing but my duvet. I feel... pleased.

    After reading what I almost do not remember writing I must apologize for every grammatical / spelling error which there are quite a few of.

    Back to business. What I thought would feel like eating a cluster of rusty nails felt pretty nice. If you don't know what I'm talking about you'd do yourself a favor by not asking.

    What else is there to say? I guess thanks to ZJ. Still hope you're not taking any offense.

    Good night.

  • Hey! What the hell happened to part 5t?!

    Re-post pl0x!

  • Sorry, I didn't realize you were talking to me.

    I removed it because I was full strange new feelings and was a bit confused at the time. I felt I was babbling.

  • Do I want to fuck you?

    Yes.

    Am I a heterosexual?

    Not any more... ^_^

  • IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN wow pretty clean shavened there dude

  • People of facebook are going to hate me for this...

    But freeze it at about 3:13 for epic win.

  • Wow, you're making me bisexual lol, you are attractive both physically and intellectually, keep up the good work on the videos!!!

  • @comradericardo

    glad I'm not the only one.

  • @comradericardo ; same here brains and a bod... Me likey:)

  • @comradericardo shut the fuck up u fuckin queer

  • @DaBossk make me, homophobic fucktard.

  • Most disorders attributed to gay people due to their homosexuality are a result of society's stigma that it places on homosexuality, and not homosexuality in and of itself.

  • OMG I thought, he's not going to actually do it (the tucking trick from Silence of the Lambs) OMG You did it...LOL hahahaha!...I love it!

  • 2:44-3:14

    Hot.

  • I LOVE YOU<3

  • as a lesbian woman, i really hope that your viewers on no taking your advice at face value. you obviously do not have a grasp on the dynamics of any type of relationship. you should not be giving advice when in fact you are not pulling the information from your own life experience. this is not only about this video, i have watched sevaral others as well.

  • Well, yes, this is just me speaking. Of course others might have different experiences.

  • Nice! You are so hot. *_*

    I laughed AND was given the opportunity to see your sexy self. :P

  • zj is something great .........

  • This was the proof we needed to consider that to be asked to "go fuck yourself" is in fact NOT an insult and rather one of the most self congratulating form of flattery...

    lol

  • Hmm...maybe if I lost a couple pounds...yup, I'd fuck myself for sure. You know, if I was a lesbian. Well...wait a minute are you trying to fuck with me here?

  • OMG! when you re did that one part.

    I lawled

  • These were the best questions ever! xD

  • The *Silence of the Lambs*/Ted Levine dance is a HOOT! ROTFLMAO!! Oh my fuckin' god! U just fuckin' GO, ZJ!

  • 2:55-3:16

    Automatic 5 stars.

    I almost died laughing.

  • great points!

    loved 2:55-3:16 lol

  • 2:56 SHAT BRIX

  • ID FUCK MYSELF

  • Believe it or not, some of these question started to bug me too. This homosexual-thing seems to be still very new for our society, and these vidoes of ZJ helps a lot.

  • xD 2:52 Seriously ZJ??

  • (See: pegging) Ahahaha!

    One thing on the 'giver' or 'taker' question, which also overlaps the question on 'feminine' and 'masculine' roles.

    I believe what both of these are genuinely trying to touch on is 'dominant' and 'submissive' roles. However it's generally accepted that 'submissive' is a feminine restrictive role, as 'dominant' is masculine. And whilst this seems to be the case the majority of the time (thus expected to be the case all of the time), it is not always so.

  • hehe "proper equipment"

  • Nice big cock.

  • x D the lipstick scene was so funny.

  • ROFL xD

    GOODBYE HORSES

  • I underestimated your bravery.

    In other words: LOLNUDITY!!11!1

  • 2:30 LOL4EVER

  • I know a gay person, He goes to my school, he's pretty cool, I don't hang out with him, but he hasn't came out of the closet yet [though it's REALLY obvious he is]

  • Such as...

  • Just to try to dispell a couple of stereotypes:

    1. Not all gay guys find penises attractive. I don't and a couple of my gay friends don't.

    2. Mentioned on this video was anal sex. Not all gay guys have anal sex.

  • When I look in the mirror, I see probably what others do. I think, "I need a shave."; "I need a hair cut." etc. When I see myself on a video, it's almost as though it's not me and, yes, I do think I'm cute. I suppose some people may think that's conceited but I think appreciating the way I look makes me realise that, "Hey! If I think I'm cute, then surely some others will too."

  • I thought the buffalo bill "goodbye horses" reference was funny!

  • Lol Family Guy did that too xD

  • Hooray for tight vaginas! ahahahah best comment evaarr. You are really witty and fun. Love your sense of humor!

  • can you take away the backdrop i like looking at your : )

  • OMFG !

    "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again" ... the dance was funny shite!!!

    Honestly... i thought you were a low voiced female when i subscribed to your channel :P

    I watched a recent atheism vid you did and subscribed because you made sense!

    you're a gay male OMG *unsubscribe!!!!

    NOT :)

  • so why do you feel the need to present yourself as abnormal, you dont have to wear the lipstick and earrings, so why do you?

  • what do you care?

  • this is a q and a video you moron i was asking a question, personally i see it as the manifestation of a deepseeded need for attn, as not all gay men present themselves that way, it is obviously a concious dicision and i wanted to know why.

  • its a stupid shit question to which you already know the answer. i don't know. why does he dress like a woman? why do you ask stupid questions on youtube? "obviously" a conscious 'dicision' to get attention i'm sure.

  • i dont know the answer for certain thats why i asked, why dont you chill the fuck out retard. its a q and a video so it follows that its ok to ask questions if you honestly arent sure. again why dont you shut the fuck up and let the man answer for himself.

  • For what it's worth, that Famly Guy clip is available on YouTube now.

  • OK, I concede that it is possible that 'Family Guy' was actually parodying the 'Buffalo Bill' Clip from 'Silence of the Lambs'. But there was something about the gestures and movement that reminded me of ZJ.

    ZJ was certainly parodying 'Buffalo Bill', so we would expect the movements to be the same or similar, but having watched both clips, I still say there is a greater resemblance to ZJ.

    Can't say with certainty that I am right though. Can't read the minds of the producers.

  • even though i've watched almost all your other videos i'd vever watched this one for whatever reason. all i can say is...WOW. wow that people would still disagree with mine and yours opinions on these things and wow that were oddly built the same.

    oh and if i could clone me i would so do me. i'm not egotisticall like that, just like that.

  • OMG! OMG! OMG!

    I don't believe it! 'Family Guy' just did a parody of ZJ's "I'd do me, I'd do me hard" dance from 'ZJ Q&A: Sexuality (part 4)'.

    You can get more famous than that.