Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian

[babyloubee]

This was recorded with a potato, no?

[STevEKlm012]

Ah, Ulysses. How I hated that book.

[Budogenkai]

haha FOOTBALL!

[jpATempestWest]

FOOTBALL!

[errOHneoS]

I understood all of this. And I didn't even break 3.0 in high school =P

[sarge301]

FOOBAA!

[tehUBERn00blet]

I'm like Napoleon without a russian campaign... lol

[MrVulgaris]

It took me about forty-five seconds to realize "Pomp and Circumstance" was playing in the background

[DexM47]

@MrVulgaris Lol I've watched this video 10 times already, and I had not realized that until you mentioned it.

[parkouras93]

i like how the jock got to be the Valedictorian in the end

[serithious]

@parkouras93 he didnt.... O.o

[AndyHocvs]

I appreciate the fact that he can excel in philosophy while simultaneously perform poorly in history. Hurray for the history nerds who understand why...

[inline88]

this inspired me to do well in high school

[AboyNAmEDsued]

Like if you got every nerdy joke in the video.

[coleychristine]

He would play trumpet... ha

[givemehugmarty]

I got announced Valedictorian of my class today. Yay! :) Thumbsies? Please? :)

[hellsfire586]

@givemehugmarty r u a girl?

[givemehugmarty]

@hellsfire586 LOL What does it matter? Look at my uploads, and you'll know. xD

[Matrix7neo]

Fucking douche bag

[Hespian22]

Hahahah football!!

[raizumichin]

Thumbs up for the literature jokes. Seriously, the world of comedy needs more references to James Joyce.

[comradesteve1990]

@raizumichin Nah man, the world of comedy needs more Kant references.

[ridonkeykongulous]

I think I just found Weird Al Yankovic II !!!

[TheGymratt2300]

THIS WAS SHOT AT MY HIGH SCHOOL!!!! WTF!?!?!

[TheUserVEVO]

@TheGymratt2300 U-High ftw

[mynuttabutta]

0:44 Thats So Rude, I would have kicked his ass

[imaawesome222]

@mynuttabutta are u kidding me its a video its not real u dumbass

[mynuttabutta]

@imaawesome222 oh really didnt know that you fucking retarded troll

[RexNod12]

Thanks to this song, I know that I got at least one answer right on a test

[musicforlife191]

i...........have no clue what half the stuuf he said meant. im so dumb

[JRDaDon519]

u know whaats fucked..this was my garde 12 semester lmfao...Im sucha failure..

[ultimatefetish]

Football!!!



[ultimatefetish]

Football!!!



[ryukinthetruck]

This is great, I love it!! XD

[kerflop]

"Football!!"

[WinsorIII]

Great Video! I just made a parody on a similar topic!

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

@WinsorIII

No one cares!

[raho1998]

good

[jacklawry]

Loooooooool at the football 

[lomeinaddict]

if you look at the paper closely, he wrote, "that's what she said"...

[charcoalc5]

NO SCIENCE CLASS?!?!?

[edensmusic]

0:45 how does he slap the book so fast? haha

"why am I here? let me think..."

[mcfat89]

@edensmusic the sound of the slap goes with the drum beat to XD

[mashtv95]

ahahahahaha FOOTBALL!!

[fara336464]

hmzreally bored and cute ^^.. Anyone want to chat or swap pIcs

[ANAN0M0US]

Yay french humor!

[jabmoreno]

mp3?

[todaystomsawyer]

I hate to do this, but:

Thumbs up if you got all the calculus jokes!

[TheMikeyX]

@todaystomsawyer I'm only in Algebra II, and I got the jokes, so they're not just Calculus-related.

[Sk82beast]

@todaystomsawyer There was only one, the 'derive' one.

[llKaiserx0ll]

@Sk82beast pie=pi

[Sk82beast]

@llKaiserx0ll That's not specifically calc-related.

[colenbrak]

@todaystomsawyer you don't hate doing it, you did it!

[todaystomsawyer]

@colenbrak

Well now I regret it.

I've apparently become about 20% less douchey in 10 months!

[colenbrak]

@todaystomsawyer don't you hate it when you realize that comments you you made that you don't agree with from a while ago got top rated/ are still top rated?

[todaystomsawyer]

@colenbrak

Yes. This is the first time I've experienced this feeling, and I do not like it.

Thumbs up if you hate posts asking for thumbs up!

Just kidding. Never. Ever. Again. Dammit.

[AsianTaeHyun]

@todaystomsawyer I got all the references. 7th grade.

[dilsco]

@todaystomsawyer

They really weren't even that hard to get.

[Chutneybhai]

wish i was valdictorian.

[gtsport]

Where are his frees?

[Colbys1337vids]

FOOTBALL

[yankees4eve55]

hahaha i have history 6th period too

[juju52291]

for those of you who read music, the coda D.C. al coda reference was awesome. great song.

[salshasam]

lol, i got highest rated comment?

[Thisisyourmomsname]

@salshasam yes you did, deal with it

[94krazydude]

i think it's spelled Descartes and not DeCartes

great vid thougth. catchy tune and good lyrics

[cytjayhawks23]

whats a salutitorian or whatever?

[Silhouette93]

@cytjayhawks23

Valedictorian= Best student

Salutatorian= Second best student

[moviemoviemadness]

@cytjayhawks23 valedictorian= best in class salutitorian= second best

[darroth42]

FOOTBAAALLL!

[dutchessluv]

WHY AM I HERE.......TO KICK ASS lol

[ninjalumpia]

"I never miss Da Coda, WORD"

AHAHAHA

[welovedietcoke]

why am I here. let me think... to kick ass!

[randomunichicken]

yay for number 2! 

[BeefTank2010]

Thumbs up for salutorians!

[TheBoogaloohoo]

@stupidfookinshite shut up homo

[trackcc104]

Why am I here? Let me think...

TO KICK ASS!

[reymysterio2882]

haha football!!! lol!

[thesilverfighter]

Hahahahaha FOOTBALL!

[MrAw350m3]

SUMMER BREAK

[Spaghetty01]

this video inspired me to become valedictorian and I became it

[bloodopal12]

this honestly makes me a little upset that i'm not a valedictorian

[toofreakinawesome]

#ROFL

[stupidfookinshite]

FOOTBALLLLL lol tipacle jock !

[hamarchy2]

@stupidfookinshite its typical not tipacle... making fun of jocks yet you sound like a meathead lmao

[salshasam]

@hamarchy2 lmao

[ChrisPhuckitt]

@stupidfookinshite fail

[randomunichicken]

@stupidfookinshite ur probably ten

[redhairmarimo]

what a humble guy.

[Dummweltschutz]

#OMG thats genious^^

[MrAw350m3]

y am i here let me think ... to kick ass

[idonthaveacoolcar]

LoL this is so funny

[ninjamonk111]

haha, I know people that graduated from that school

[HandsomePrick]

@Indiancutie45 Haha, PWNED!!!

In case there was any confusion, I was saying that you were pwned for your lame insult. In fact, I would say that you were

SCHOOLED!!!

[AQrippin]

Coolest nerd ever?

[VanishingAce]

"Football! Hahah"

[EmeraldPlatoon92]

Well he wrote on his D+ question 2 "that's what she said" i wonder what the question was....

[JUICE720]

These lyrics are SO clever!

[Valientherox]

One of their best videos XD

[SkyChasingDreamer]

Yes. Epic.

That is all.

[rich2rock]

D+ Dorian.

[nono42895]

LOL. nice man...

[lucaness]

lol i can remember the WHOLE song!!!!! apart from 1 part tht goes 2 fast 4 me to hear :P

[fizikal2008]

oh my GOD! where can i get this beat from???? god what a beat

[BenAndSpencerMontage]

1:16 hahahaha FOOTBALL

[Begeru]

haha I like lyrics, I get all of it!

[tarponboy987]

lmao it made me want to study, wtf!!! whatever when i study i always make an a or b. idk why i dont

[dudepower100]

you wish you could be first chair trumpet!

[scarab088]

GO FOOTBAL!!!

[TheLordKnightmare]

Why am I here? Let me think - to kick ass!

I must say that twice a day ever since I first saw this video, great stuff.

[MrKiaichi]

I think this is my favorite B&B video. Either this one or the Mouse Trap one.

[nosliwpb]

Napoleon without a Russian Campaign XD

[doritos509]

haha i searched up my name and got this WTF!

[196508847BH]

And that's why Maxwell Dorian went home and shot himself.

[cvgymnast]

haha go bears, not titans! haha just kidding (not really)

[MongrainProductions]

dude i have band 5th period too! except im in 6th grade lol

[randomathon]

@MongrainProductions he had p.e fith period

[TheHippieartist]

@randomathon No, it's 3rd period, AP literature, then gym 4th period, and Band 5th period.

[ZzJUGGALOzZ]

@MongrainProductions Fail!

[ColorfulEarth]

After watching this, I decided to study for my quiz tomorrow.

[jonmina123]

@ColorfulEarth hmm..... shud do the same o.o

[Michael326]

@ColorfulEarth How'd you do on it? :P

[ColorfulEarth]

@Michael326 I got a 93!

[cytjayhawks23]

@ColorfulEarth howd you do? LOL

[Sk82beast]

@ColorfulEarth You mean there are stuff you actually haven't studied for? :O Bad A student, bad.

[salshasam]

*sigh* Maxwel Dorian Saluditorian ROFL

[beany1324]

@salshasam lol, it's 'Salutitorian' man

[LikeABoss113]

@beany1324 ooo he spelled it wrong its the end of the worlddddd. get a life

[beany1324]

@LikeABoss113 I'm really sorry I've upset you. If there's anything I can do to make you feel better...

I mean, I've heard you're into gay sex, so next time I fuck your mum, I'll get her to ask your dad if he can come give you a hand job. I know he's into that!

P.S. I've got somewhere to be tomorrow, so could you come into your mums bedroom and wake me up in the morning? Cheers mate.

[LNOL]

@salshasam Salutatorian fail.

[trainobl]

FOOTBALL LOL :P

[Th3computern3rd]

Lol this vids so funny u sould put ur like songs on itunes...why cause I wuld buy em':)

[RagingLampoon]

This reminds me so much of my friend Jake, hahaha.

[pistolwhipped]

@roflcoptersbbq Me too lol

[roflcoptersbbq]

We actually read the Odyssey in my Freshmen English Class.

[zOMGpokemon]

I read it last year in 8th grade bitcheees.

[CODVEGASHALO95]

same

[MsChanburger]

what's an AP class??

i've always wondered.

i'm from australia so we don't have those lol

[mattsiano]

@MsChanburger Advanced Placement

[7171997007]

advanced placement

[RagingLampoon]

It's a college-level class for high schoolers. :) I'm in it for English.

[neurotik2thebone]

advanced placement

[XSereneXShadowX]

We actually did read The Odyssey in my AP English class.

[VampireOfDreams]

Omg! thats U-High, dude I went to CV

[chumbukket]

Valedictorian at our school half the time isn't even really based on grades, rather everyone finds out who it is a while before grad and wonders when the fuck that happened... Last year's Valedictorian was basically a stupid, ignorant bitch of a teacher's pet who thinks she's smart and can write, when in reality every other student in the school thinks her opinions, which she's always happy to voice, are terrible. Essentially, she was a dumb bimbo and her speech sucked dead dog dick.

[TennisGirl54]

Ahh is it bad that I want this to happen to the valedictorian at my school? It's not my fault she's rude and likes to brag about her grades... =P

[chocorangel33t]

ur tough

[Slic3R1]

i fucking hate P.E.

[jjolddahgoo]

The end was epic.

[Oscar847]

we're doin crappy shakespeare atm..

[sleveno01466]

lmfao nerd XD

[jobuXC]

13th chair, but I'm playing my cards well. i have a plan.

[romeosrebecca]

don't hate. its the people who fail to achieve that the rest of us are going to be financially dragging along behind us the rest of our lives.

not saying i'm valedictorian, i just have the drive.

[461guy]

dude shut up

[aurahunter1337]

dude thats just retarded to not study for the SAT, and whats wrong with having motivation when it comes to school i know i do because i want good grades

[EnigmusJ4]

@aurahunter1337: Retarded? Why don't you try getting an 1850 on your first SAT without studying, then you can talk.

[aurahunter1337]

look im just saying why should you not study for a big test it just seems kind stupid

[chocorangel33t]

wow enigmus you're tough... what's wrong with studying for the SAT.. not studying could be the worst thing you could possibly do...

And BTW I get an 1873 on my first SAT without studying from the kaplan course. Dumbass

[pivotmaster73]

I got a 9001 on my SAT...IN SPARTA!!!!

How you ask?

...I did a barrel roll

[scarab088]

over 9000, sparta, barrel roll? die in a fire you newfag.

[pivotmaster73]

Okay! ^^

[maceolepage]

@pivotmaster73 holy shit. are you serious?

[pivotmaster73]

Indeed.

[MormonPJesus]

Old memes are incredibly funny and downright hilarious especially when you put them all together.

[kinggirl07]

the lyrics are so clever. i have all those classes so i know all the references.

[Dumplestiltzken]

Le sucks

[mindlessdrone1991]

I got a 2270 without studying for the SAT...

[shanjacmic]

wow.... yeah dumbass over achiever all i can say is that anyone who studys and works hard will beat u at everything u do..... ever. so have a nice life ill c u in hooverville. and the saddest thing, u'll never know y

[hahayourreadingthis]

@Sk82beast

implying that being privileged, hardworking and motivated has nothing to do with the real world.

no one cares if you're smart of have 'potential' it all comes down to how you do in the real world

[oweawry]

love the beat.

[Hysteria1100]

how come half the spammers on youtube advertise "free online videos!" as if youtube is expensive and needs to be rented at a store or something like that...if your gonna piss someone off, might as well do it right...

anyways kick ass vid guys, loved it just like all the others

[21chuck]

end is too good

[Alchrat]

the rap reminds me of Smosh's BOXMAN's girlfriend vid

[asianoutcast87]

I almost never study for history, and yet always manage to get at least a B+ or higher on a test. lol.