CrazyCarlitaComedy Ep1: Muffins

[Moviegurl15]

well mine's more of a cheesy pick up line rather than a joke, but here it is:

were your pants on sale? cuz at my house they're 100% off. :-D

[glittergirl365]

oh jeez i have the best joke if only i could remember it

[daddiesgirl542]

ok ....3 Guys are in a cafe.The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

the first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.The third guy comes back and angrily says who the fuck is Justin Bieber?!

[smoshrules1000]

random joke. there are 3 guys on a motorcycle. 1 is named fuck, 2 is named maners, and 3 is named shit(remember that). 3 falls off and and 1 stops the cycle. 2 gets off and walks over to help 3. someone drives by and asks 1 for his name. 1 says "fuck". the man says, "whats your name?" "fuck" " WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!" "FUCK!" the man responds with, "where are your maners son!?" and 1 says, "over there picking up shit."

[adrianah84]

omg,a taliking muffin!LOL!!!(but is it really supposed to be a joke???) :|

[erica101001]

Lame

[TheDreamsProductions]

how do u do this??

[TheGamerReturns]

Why no more episodes?

[erica101001]

U R CRAZY U ALSOW LEFT OUT STUPID

[quakko101]

@erica101001 Ur stupid



[adrianah84]

@quakko101 I was thinkin` the same thing!!!

[quakko101]

@erica101001 Ur stupid btw also is spelled A-L-S-O

[erica101001]

U R CRAZY U

[RalieyBaliey4202000]

Kiss your hand ten times Say your crushes name 15 times

Post this to 2 other videos

Look at your hand

[ThePanjomatt]

Kiss your hand ten time

Say your crush 15 time

Post this to 2 other videos

Look at your hand

[quakko101]

@ThePanjomatt what is that supposed to do

[ThePanjomatt]

@quakko101 idk

[bestfraandsforlifee2]

how do you put your lips on a muffin?

[daladyslike6969]

weird

[BEAUMONTLYNCH]

NEWS FLASH! BIG HOLE FOUND IN WALL OF NUDIST COLONY. POLICE ARE LOOKING INTO IT.

BEAUMONTLYNCH.

[deengew]

DIE A DEATH

[desfazful]

heres my joke

1st person: hey the powers out ! lets watch a scary movie !

2nd person: what ?

if you pick this joke then you could change it if you want .

[desfazful]

i dont get it ? someone tell me what just happened?

[dothewoower2009]

ok ....3 Guys are in a cafe.The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

the first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.The third guy comes back and angrily says who the fuck is Justin Bieber?!

[desfazful]

i dont get it haha but it was cool

[poly823]

i dont get it

[MASTERCHIEFPLAYER]

OMG look at all the horrible things over there. (other person) where?

1st person steal an item.

[aloestrella522]

Haha

[ShootANerdMaster]

Lol heres mine: porque el mexicano cruzo la frontera? Para llegar al "otro lado" hehe....

[jiminy911]

why did the 7 year old get to the pirate movie beacuse it was rated Arr!

[LucyDoesComedy]

This is my one: There is a momma clam, and a boy clam, but the boy clam would neva share his toys, his momma asked one day: '' Why wont u share ure toys with ure friends? The boy says: '' Sorry, I am a little shellfish'' LOLZ!

[ThatOrangeGuyJ]

that was the stupidest shit ive ever seen

[morg531]

hmm tired from these

[wonderlandgurl555]

my corny joke is

why did the bogger cross the road?

cause he was gettin picked on

LOL thank for reading

[Peluche534]

Ok the gurl pretty no homo but ok lets b truthful she suck

[EMPgnome]

will you make 1 of your muffins say yo mama so fat you have to grease the door and put twinkie on the other side just to get her through....and Q:what was the tree's favorite drink A:rootbeer

[EMPgnome]

will you make 1 of your muffins say yo mama so fat you have to grease the door and put twinkie on the other side just to get her through

[SuperDooperGal]

That was funny!!!!! i love your accent btw!

I think that you shoudl do gingerbread running away, with your faces as there faces but the bodys animated!!!!! that would be well funny!

x

[roxsey123]

love it ur girl muffen should be in love with the boy muffen andthe others will get jeluis

[fulofsmiles]

wow why is there a talking corn on a stick.... ( pause ) i thought he would be deid by now wope there he goes ( gets eaten )

thats mine!

[ryleeg9109]

heres 1, wats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?,any1 can raost beef,but no1 can pee soup!!! hahaha

[skye10100]

carrlita:hey joe go dive head first in the kitty pool joe:no carrlita:why not joe:because its dirty carrlita:well u can take a shower joe:ok /run run run,dive splat carrrlita:joe,joe oh well io never did lik

[moediddley1]

try one of the episodes as corn and they say a ridicious joke and they corn says that joke was corny

[justusdoingsomething]

why did 6 afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9 wahhahahah

[princesstiamaria]

Why was the tomato blushing? Beacause it saw the salad dressing

[bubbles0446]

I HATE YOU SOO MUCH WHY EVEN MAKE THESE IF YOU ARE GONNA DO ONLY ONE?HUH. OMG YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LITTLE SEGMENT TO THE DEAD END BECAUSE YOU ONLY DID ONE

[ryleeg9109]

@bubbles0446 omg shutup!!!!!!!!shes fine ok!!!!!!!!!!!dont watch if u dont like it! think 4 once!!

[gojeiser]

haha iaughed so hard

[ctjkpeaceout]

i wanna see brownies..... yum

[abbyx2511]

Why was the Crab in a bad mood

He was Crabby

[ellie99109]

what goes uo and neva goes down your AGE!! this is ellie99109

[kellij3]

skittle man tastes rainbow: "you dont taste like skittles at all"

[PPGZROCKS]

I got a joke:

A person puts two muffins in a oven

Muffin:Ahhh! Im gonna burn in here! im scared!!

Buff Muffin: comon muffin you gotta buffIN up!

3 hours later.......

Muffin: Whos buff now BLUEBERRY

Buff Muffin: Dont start.....!

[vrt96]

she is so sexy

[KIBAwildFANG]

Did you just fart cause your blowing me away

Hahahaha my corny joke / pick up line

[mewmewgirl1000]

i have 1 why did the cow cross the road to get to the udder side

soz i cant spell but u know what i mean

[Jamesboo5]

How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning? You poke her face.

[theultimatesorafan]

@Jamesboo5 lol

[Dzanar]

What do you get if you shoot duch guy?

Answear: Dutch Hole Cheese :)

[CallMehMichelle]

Heres another one: This one is rediculous. haha: Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Joe fell in the mud

Wanna hear a clean joke?

Joe had a bath with bubbles

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Bubbles is his neigbor

[CallMehMichelle]

Heres mine: Also, can we pst more than one? Anyways, heres my joke: Have I ever told you the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.

[tarabucci]

Omg...I LOVE this video! Your great! Keep up these great videos!!

[dolphinsaresmart]

something amber took mine except mine is interrupting elephant and u make an elephant noise

[1metalfan99]

two is company,cheese a crowd!!!!

[Angie3950]

Here is my joke

Whats cooking good looking

[Angie3950]

heres my joke

[prtyprtydotcomtstcnl]

Why is there a lemon mixed with a apple in the rain

[amberrbamberxox]

knock knock

who's there?

interrupting cow.

intrruptin-

MOOOO!

[Twighlight21fan]

i made this joke up its very cheesy though. Q: what does an evil cow say?

A:moohaha!

[abbyx2511]

Got one

Joke: What is A Bully's Favorite drink

Fruit Punch

[dancinggirl52]

knock, knock. who's there? boo. boo-who? don't cry, its only a joke. tht is my favorite corny joke

[GEMBOBBY09]

whens the next one out ??

[froggerjr]

knock know whos their (Boo)Boo Who?(Why are you cyring)

Hahahaaha(Not)

[abbyx2511]

Q: Why Didn't the pirate watch the movie

A: Becuase it was rated rrrrrr

[domtanner]

i do not get it

[STATICnightmarex69]

Q: Why didnt the the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didnt have a brain to do it!

[TAMMI3ROSIC]

i carnt fit my joke on... :(

[Izzysasukenaruto2012]

Q.Ok what do you get when you put a karate expert in the same room as a pig?

A.pork chop

[msbieberzzzzhesohot]

JOKE:

WHat did the apple say to the bannana?

NOTHING- Apples cant talk!

No need to fear-- Corny joke girl to the rescue!

[Miidance]

wat program did u use!!!

[debilycj]

I want to see talking pineapples

[candyforev101]

ok heres mine

Q.what do you get with a cow in an earthquake?

A.a milkshake

[JtotheWynes]

What's kentuckys state motto?

5 million ppl, 15 last names

[milkfunsbro]

Zoo Job Interview..

Boss:::Whats the difference between

a Elephant and a Hammafer ?

Applicant::::Hammafer?

What the hack is a Hammafer????

Boss:::: Driving nails into wood,,, you nimrod,

you don't get the Job..you cant tell the difference from a Elephant and a Hammer???

Applicant::::What..???

[dangenna]

Q:What do you call cheese thats not yours ?

A:Nacho Cheese

[tdogindahouse100]

Here's mine this is a good one

Joke. What do you get when 362 blueberries try to leave school at the same time

Answer. blueberry jam

[Lorizh]

haaaa....I like this one..

[MsMintyCupcake]

lmfao :) heres mine: Girl: What's that? Boy: Its a pineapple. Girl: Are you gonna eat it? Boy: ARE YOU CRAZY?! Girl: ? Boy: SHES MY WIFE!! Girl: o_O Boy: C'mon Piney, let's go. Girl: -Whispers- Looks like the pineapple hit him really hard, huh? CORNY :)

[fluffy1213]

okay heres my joke.

joke: how do you wake up lady gaga

Answer: you poke her face..

ahaha me and my friend think thant soo funny thnx<3

[OMGmushroom]

Why are football stadiums so cold?

BECAUSE OF THE FANS!

:) lol

[maddycatkaylagirl]

Ok so that was funny. Here's my joke its dirty though what's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Santa clause stops after 3 hoes lol :)

[jeffaroche]

@maddycatkaylagirl oh snap!

[luvmylouiepuppy23]

here's a corny joke why did the girl blush when she opened the frige door?

cause she saw the salad dressing , lol

[OMGmushroom]

hehhhh i <33 that one lol

[xSingingCrazyx]

hi, my joke, a girl blows out the candles on her birthday cake, she likes wrestling and says to the cake "I'll beat you up!" and the cake says, "you want a piece of me???" It's a terrible joke but i thought this show was about the cheesyest jokes in town?

[cutiikuii234]

lol i like that 1

[BlazerBot5]

o well u look like her

[bupify]

me and my sister love how you say crazy carrlita at the beggining

[252trashman]

BlazerBot5 I thought the same thing! LOL

:)

[BlazerBot5]

ya they look identical!

[heart2382]

lol i think you should make one weird one were you have super powers and your power is trees power where you fight crime by turning into a tree

[mrpenandpencilman]

corny right FRED NEEDS TO FIND HIS MY SO I COMMENTED THIS "I FOUND YOUR MOM FRED!!!! O WAIT THATS MY BRO" HAHA FRED DESCRIBED HIS MOM FAT AND UGLY

[guardianforce1]

Omg! A talking muffin! Crowd:hhhahaaahhhahhhh!!

[OMGmushroom]

what's Tiger Woods new name?

Cheater

:)

[gymnasticsgal234]

@OMGmushroom LOL lik3 that 1 i hope she use it

[kitkatz0711]

haha thats corny

[MrCamaro05]

why did the farmer name his chicken ink...

because he kept leaving his pen.  CORNY RIGHT!

[SweeBoySweeGirl]

I have a girlfriend named pillow and we already slep together! Ha!

[ettegirb3000]

@SweeBoySweeGirl haha! that'so cute, in a not weird way

[supernacho4]

why did the little Ant get confused.

becuase her uncles where ants! hahaha a. thats my corny joke

[katiegirl1308]

My name is Anna. A duck goes 2 a make up store and wants 2 buy some lipstick. the woman working there says"that will be $2.95."the duck says "okay put it on my bill" and leaves. then a turkey comes in and says" is the make up good here?" the woman says" r u kidding, the things we have here r good stuff" and the turkey says"stuff? like stuffing? i am out of here."

[BlazerBot5]

were u on the movie The Clique?

[STB2518]

No SHe wasnt. Ur thinking about The Girl Who Played ALicia. Thats Samantha Boscarino. And BTW the Girl who played Kristen Is aBig Star On Disney!

[ikate2]

why is 6 afraid of 7 cause 7 8 9 haha you know you want to

[youneedtoshave]

everyone likes the interupting cow one...

[DetroitFunnies]

two girls walk into your house. you say,"why are you in my house." they say, we are looking fro carralita27,with two r's." you say know my name has three r's Just hear me try it

[PinkIcicles3]

What is the meaning of life?

None, we're all gong to die someday anyways

[gymnasticsgal234]

@PinkIcicles3 lol lik3 that 1

[codyluverLOL3]

If you can play the flute you can play the hobo.How do you play the hobo?you throw a rock at it and it says ow!

[caitwon]

@codyluverLOL3 lol

[InariChannel]

what's mani's favourite christmas song?

CHRISTMAS CASH!

you'd onl get it if you watch one piece

i'll explain it for ppl who don't watch it

nami, one of the main charaters, LUVS money, so obviously she wants little else which is why christmas cash would be her favourite song, cuz it reflects her personality

i basicly just said she's money hungry, so if she were real, i'd have to run away right now(she's also very violent)

[TheJulieswonke]

whats funnier than 24? 25!!!:)

[PennyShortProduction]

whats the difference between a mini van and a pile of dead babies?

the mini van isn't in the garage hahahahahah (APPLAUSE)

[hotiealex]

two horses fell in a pot of mud 3 came out

[mab1656]

what did the blonde name her zebra?

SPOT! :)

[AshleyJordanVideos]

Ashley-I'm scared!

Jordan-Why?

Ashley-Cause a porcupine might eat me!

[hotiealex]

im dateing the last cupcake

[cuteg1234]

HAHA *to make other cupcakes jealous*! :)

[GuitarHeroFan108]

how do you wake up lady gaga in the morning?

p-p-p-poke her face

[hom3R1234]

2 tomatos crossing the street says the one ot the other "how do you feel? suddenly a car comes and drives on the other. then he said "well i fell ketchup"

[AlexTeddy888]

There we three big babies. One of them was not a baby. Which one wasn't the baby?

All. They were "big babies". Get it?

[11macki]

why did we drive to the other side

because we were to lazzy

[hi98uin14]

you hot

[hi98uin14]

your moma is so fat bellgast gant pay for your moms liposukshon

[Pandapolkadot]

"when i hobo follows you what do u say to him? GO AWAY U STUPID HOMO"lol

[randomdaysofmylife]

why?

[lolable7]

wuy did the roster cross the road?

(anwser) to prove he was not a chicken!

; D -LOL

[skaterqueen156]

why did the cookie go to the doctor? cause he was feeling crummy

[bigmamaricky3]

here's my joke:

why did the cow cross the road?

it was the chicken's day off!

i know its bad but taht would be a good one

[superjayman231]

dat joke is so stupid and its corny and old now u ripped my joy out :( ya jerk

[prettylittelgirl]

what do u call a girl with two legs have awsome shows and talent carrrlita27

[flyinghighvideos]

here is my joke:

how does a vampire say good bye to a ghost?

see ya later sucka!!!

i hope you use my joke!!!

your vids are awesome!!!!

never stop make n em

[woohoosmiley]

When does a pirate go see a movie? When it's rated arrrg

[camroon1000]

Q. what do u call a skeleton with a hat?

A. Indiana Bones!!!!

[xosiginxo]

wtf mrhyde1888 your retarted.

but i love you carlita! <3

[mastermass145]

why did the cat had claws for christmas???'

because he was santa mew claws

[xolilvannahxo]

u want a joke?

why did the fish cross the raod? 2 get 2 the other side

[PowwowRoDogg]

You are so hot

[deedee1166]

how do u get lady gagas attention?

JUST DANCE!!

[Katieboo1996]

how do ya make her cry Pok-er face

[pokemonloverashxmay]

i got toilet papaer eyeballs

[lilly7810225]

how do you wake up lady gaga?

poker face

[beautifulgirl0015]

lol i loved this!

[chrisgriffin211]

these r the worst jokes all around town HEY! LOL what u should do is make a parody of a music vid or sumthing

[superfredjunior]

hey caqrrlita and people

[thecater464]

how do you wake lady gaga up?

poke her face!

[KabalanAlan]

whats brown and sticky?

a stick!

[JOECAROLNICKAILEEN]

WHAT MAKES LADY GAGA CRY?

POKER HER FACE. . .

._. anyways that wasnt funny lmao

[Pinkpawedgurly09]

What do you call an italian man with a rubber toe? Roberto! (when you say Roberto say it in an italian accent)

[ilovedrpepper10]

there are 3 guys in the car there is a guy named poop and a guy named stuiped and a guy name shut up and poop jumps out of the window stuiped jumps out after him and shut up gets pulled over by a cop and then the cop says whats your name and he says shut up and the cop says no i will not shut up, whats your name and shut up says shut up and the cop say what do u think i am stuiped and shut up goes no stuiped is back there scooping up poop

[najaree99]

wat iz pooh bears grandmas name?  poohnanny!

[toad1114]

My poor buttitches and the medical says.. Y dont you scratch it xD

[toad1114]

There once was a boy named butt itches he was new and town

So he goes to class and the teacher asked wats your name and he said buttitches and shes like if you talk like that agiain ur out of her. and he says his name is buttitches..

So he goes to the principals office and he asks whats your name son. he says buttiches.. the principal than says.. if you say that agian ur going home early. He still says his name is buttitches.. on the way home he got hit by a bus. his mom goes over and says

[oxoHELEN]

What did the sheep say to the cow?

Nothing because sheep can't talk - FOOL.

[MegaShortyy]

why are people chacing lady gaga?

-to poke her face!

this is the first megashortyy lady gaga joke so dont take!

[artgamez]

lol funny!

[Liz6121]

I DONT GET IT!

[teebierulez]

a string goes into a restaurant. the hostess says we dont accept strings here. so the string walks out of the restaurant and goes to a pedestrian and says 'hey, can you tie me into a knot?' and the pedestrian says 'sure'. so the string got tied into a knot but the pedestrian stopped him and said, 'hey, you still have frays. want me to cut them off?' 'no thanks' the string said. so he walks into the restaurant and the hostess says 'wasnt there a string here?' and the string says 'im a

fraid not'

[mrdestructionpro]

alright i think i got one just a few moments ago my mother called the Paddio a  Paidio and i said why is that is it unpaid for or before that i saw a mess in the kitchen and told mum to clean up her act