SuicideBlondEx's contest damn entry

[NintendoDimension]

Your JPmetz you do everything right dammit! I'll go kill whoever said you can't!

[classicalAnime]

That light was angel to afraid to speak

[MisfitMakeupArtist]

"I know what you're thinking: 'That looks BAD, Justine. [sound of geese in the background]'"

that made me LOL so hard for some reason xD <333 I can always count on your vids to cheer me up!

[popcorn306]

she is very unhappy with this video (Captain oviouse at your service!)

[mahtexas]

the beginning with the light made me laugh sooooo hard.

[BloodredRidinHood00]

"I look like quite the hoe." *quirky wide-eyed smile face*

Lol.

[leogiii]

Wow your very good keep it up but i think you can try out for this cool contest!

Find Me A Star dot com ill vote for you! lol good luck

[cire7768]

it looks ok ok

[Kiwiims]

how can anyone worry about the beam of light when your face is on the screen

[missalyssa100]

DONE CONCEALIN'!

[CassieWinslowFan]

Instead of 'It's a Jersey thing' it should be 'It's a jpmetz thing'

[StardollMakeupness10]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TWITTER ?

[hellowill111]

omega you look so uncomftorable whe you admitted that this album was your favorite. wonder what that says about who you are as a person.

[Caroulinas]

that smile totally freaked me out

[Kaleigh00900]

I totally love how any time you admit to something personal, you seem a little vulnerable for a second. Like when you mentioned that album was your favorite.

I completely adore you. You're amazing and make me laugh when I'm in such a pissed off mood. =) Thanks for being awesome and fun and gorgeous!

[comesNgoesinwaves14]

Ftw

[pokemongurl93]

Your birthday is June twenty-third? I am honored to have my birthday in the same month, also very close to yours! (June 21)

[iiNikkiRawr]

Watching you makes me lazy..

[rockonmakeup]

I love YOU !!! your awesome !

[livetoride128]

your actaullty good at this...

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

That looks like butter

[Predictions5]

She looks like Meg from Family Guy at the end...lol

[nightdhade]

CREASE THE FRIG

...the new name for the fold in my eyelid

[GustiTommyBillGeorg]

friggen!!

[punkrockerbabe911]

hahahhaa I liek you c:

[JustHereForComedy]

Beam of light for the win.

I lost the game! D:

[ferre347]

wow you're so funny

[RiggstersWorld]

Of course I don't do make up but listening to you is Awesome! Puts a great smile on my face what dose Everyone els say?

[kysele]

LOL!!!

defa-damn-nition

your so funny

[TinyTimberHeave]

I'm constantly watching your videos so i can better my vocabulary and learn defi-damn-nitions.

[XxAwesomeActressxX]

your friggin' awesome

*copyright JPMETZ*

[Adrianlovescupcake]

Ever since i discovered about your videos,i don't eat with my family anymore,i just bring my dinner to the computer and eat it with you :P

[LovinCali559]

. so i dont look like a big pink round ball! hahaa

[imlovingattention]

i think you look very attractive when you frown and stare into the camera...

[bummercucumber]

I love that I can just laugh straight through your videos.

[LatinaBebess]

HAHAHHA Its june? why are you wishing us a Very merry Christmas???? Lol i luv yu your Hysterical

[maryam027]

hahahah if you wanna look like a hotel hoe

hahahahaha

[MyCrazyAngel09]

"I loko like quite the ho!" MT FAV PART!

[xL3XIx]

you make me so proud to be from Jersey.

[86Gabs]

"its like its stabbing me in the eye" hahahahahahaahahaha freakin hilarious!

[alannarose456]

hahah Merry Christmas..in June haha

[Neequu78]

I just found your channel last night, and you keep cracking me up. Thanks, I seriously needed it.

[iPanic96]

Niceee. Naychichi! HAHAHA.. Get Friggin mad!! Make your faceee. MMMMM.........

[nc31410]

"if u want to look like a hotel ho" lol loooove it!! Justine I hope ur mad the hell cuz I've suscribed the hell and I'm stayin suscribed the frigg.

:]

[gagirl1231]

lol that beam of light was just jesus shinig his rays of love on you. and apparently he has a sense of humor at 0:40

xD

[StylinPinkDancer]

lol. If you're a hotel hoe, "likely you were pretty busy all night. You have some uh . . . fallout.." I love you.

[BarelyLit]

Every time I have a bad day, you make me laugh the hell! I love wasting my time watching these videos!!!

[RevengefulRabbit]

that lipstick is so pretty!

what's it's color name, if you don't mind telling us? ;]

[Itarisita]

hotel hoe, fuunnyyyy!

[gbbmejia]

LOL you are soo funny...It has been raining in NJ for evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr­rrrr!!! ;0)

[betterversionn]

did anyone else catch the geese sound effect at 3:07 ? lol!

[lizzclare]

love the ho look gets me going lol x yeah its been a while

[sweetheart4fob]

hahaha... hotel hoe!! fucking funny!

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

Did I mention I love your make up in this video :)

[thefistofreality]

bomb ass sexy ass ho id love to take home to momma.

[TheLoreShow]

O_o Hotel Hoe ...

pointless, funny, can't look away... hahaaa!

[greenlife7]

Jeezus, I think this is the best make-up video I've ever seen.

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

a hotel hoe ahahaha

[punksrule4life]

The Goo Goo Dolls are so cute ^^

[sammybammy96]

i like the angela video!

[stinakennedy]

The hell are you doing? That is a hella good look!

XO

[RudeGirlClaudia]

Your make-up looks awesome!

[whitneyjp]

water-ASS-melon pink.

[deviriot]

you look pretty x1000 here!

[TeddyPaiiNx09]

p.s. i love the sluty hotel hoe makeup look :) its actually pretty lol

[TeddyPaiiNx09]

everything yu are falls through the sky like a star lmfaooo

yur too funny :D

[MiaStar]

ohhhhhh my god, "water-ass-melon"

can we get married or something?

[arismommy2]

beautifullll look!!! loved it!

[KimberlyZapata]

i think everyone wants to look like a hotel hoe! AHHAHA

[joannnaax3]

You're very funny =)

[sploozy]

as always you have made me smile. i caught myself making your 'mad the hell' face where you clench your fist and move closer to us.

Oh and by the way...the beam of light is your 'Omen' (did you see that movie?) they got warnings before they were killed by light beams...the preist had one that looked just like yours...and then he was impaled by a piece of rod iron from the church's fence...stay away from churchs Justine....really. Watch out for the beams of light pointed at your body.....

[Tabula0Rasa0]

haha I thought you said pussycat dolls at first.... oops my mistake...

[aktennis11]

haha loved this.

[AlxArdnax]

you are like eyore.

[Kewllmk714]

ahaha that was hilarious.

funniest thing i've seen all day.

:) i needed that.

[Sulejma]

It's a very pretty look and the lipstick goes very well with the eyes.

[aztecmija]

hahahahaha!!! you must win!

[kellyxallan]

you are so funny LOL

[kellynn88]

hahahaha yes humidity is awesome. same problem lol

[AlbaMayo]

you are too cute!

[mydearnatalie]

i cracked up at your light. And i thought the music was very suiting. I too did laugh at ur hat explanation. And at ur first mention of barney i spat out my perfectly tastey oj.

lastly from now on i will always refer to my waterline as "the frig". =D (ive been away for a while... so everything u do is hilarious again. )

[IL0VEMG]

"OOOOOH YEAH"

MERRY CHRiSTMAS TO YOU TOO

L0L L0VE UR ViDS!

[jpmetz]

thanks!

[HLP815]

homeslice5000: I really don't understand how someone who gets discriminated against can blatantly do the same to someone else. Ridiculous.

[hilarityfication]

@homeslice5000 WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FRIGGIN ASS CRACK!?

[Eastwith]

@homeslice5000

jpmetz would never be one of jabba's slavegirls, if anything jabba would be jpmetz' slavegirl. get with it.

[colorsilk30]

I LOVE this video, you are hilarious, and i think you should win. The makeup is pretty darn good too :)

[boredtodelusion]

Is that MAC moisture concealer or whatever it's called?

[TheTamsey]

WoW you look HOT!!

[FatAintGroovy]

You look exceptionally gorgeous at the end of this video! The makeup is perfect for you!

[AliciaArtFire]

so if you're having a bad day and look like a ho, does that make for a quality youtube video?

ho ho ho merry christmas to you too:)

[ruth1eee]

its still fucking raining in new jersey >:|

[glowpinkstah]

"i look like quite the ho!" *smile* HHAAHAHA!

[missashii]

beautiful but you gave us the worst picture to see where you got this look from bahaha

[GoGoGhoul13]

you sound so happy when you said you looked like 'quite the ho' lol

[DreamsParadise67]

I love that album

[LaPauvreElleSouffre]

That's my favourite album too!

[xoSushi]

And Merry Christmas to you too!

[xoSushi]

Such a cute look! Do a tutorial :)

[jpmetz]

raywilliamjohnson featured it!

[boredtodelusion]

"I look like quite the hoe :D"

[frshVOCALS]

how can u even see the makeup colors she has in that album., so small.. its a nice look tho. ha. defeDAMNnition.. excellent.

[renexsmile]

hahahahahahaha

you could be busy all night and still look better than that girl.

THE HELL

too funny!

[sweetcuppincakes19]

defidamnition AHAHA = ]

[aaw193]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mgree3]

BAHAHAHAH you are hilairous! And awesome look!

[Evee101]

ur so friggin gorgeous!!! ur smile is the best!! i love u!! =D

[cookingwithgretchen]

you make my fricken day!!lol i love your videos!!

[CupcakeBabe27]

haha wow i like your style of videos..

interesting :)

[EclecticSASS]

where is the lipstick from?

[jpmetz]

eclec: it's a revlon moon drops lipstick called lilac champagne!

[christinespage]

I was in hysterics! You are so funny!

[MACbrownieBombshell]

CAME out great love

[ilovesteve7]

i think you look gorgeous and your hilarious

[PaulLeary]

I DON'T care what Chaz Bona says -- you look NOTHING like him! ;)

[CandyMountainCrack]

"big pink round ball" LOL!

[Mophpo]

i love you!

[TouchedByDarkness]

yes i know wat you r saying about the rain. new jersey is being fickle (fickle??). i mean its raining all day and now the sun is shining too brightly thru the window making me squint and putting a glare on the damn screen.

i have problems :(

--hey were did the audio preview go?? i love listening to that weird voice read my comment for me!!

[bridgetcarnes]

ho-tel ho

[jamsy111]

A-friggin-MEN to the humid hair hat.

i am feeling your jersey rain pain.

[BeautyChaoticLive]

OK, I knew I liked you for a reason! Dizzy Up the Girl is one of my top 5 albums of all time. I still listen to it at least a few times a week.

Oh- I like your make-up too :D

[tsunimee]

yay back to jpmetz as i like her :) xx

[omgcrayonz]

you are literally hilarious, i love your videos!

"now i know what you're thinkng .. 'that looks bad justine!'"

i don't know why but i burst out laughing at that part

[flowersindust]

I like how you returned to your regular programming with Kim's contest, haha!

And Dizzy Up the Girl = win.

[michaelthemusical]

god i love your sense of humor.

[xxbeautybabesxx]

it's been uber humid here too. even MY hair has been freaking out!

[amerettasour82]

oh the NJ is sucking right now! we need SUN! love the look tho!

[BlondieTygur527]

omg in Florida it was raining for almost a week straight!!! My hair was on the fritz T_T Either way awesome video Justine...you know you love the fact that we love you lol

[iluvpink133]

BAHAHAHAHA

[PineappleFruitCup]

NJ sucks. :( I'm visiting soon.

[jpmetz]

pine: I'm sorry to hear that!

[xXHappyxAssXx]

SHAVE YOUR DAMN HEAD AND YOULL HAVE NO HAPPY ASS FRIZZ! :D

Have a very spooky Halloween, Justine.

[jpmetz]

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN LMAOOO

[EllieCoolGirl]

I LOVE YOUR VIDSSSS:D

[NowThatsJustGreat]

That's a good looking hotel hoe =)

[shaynna2787]

...You're hot...Yeah...Peace.

[glinda666]

Totally feel you on the raaaaaaain!! It has been raining forever in CT!!!! Great Vid!!

[DrGolgi]

you look like a GAANNGNGGSTAAAAAAAA

[hannahrlewis]

Tips from a hairdresser who lives in NC(aka humid as HELL)!-

1) Run a little Frizz-Ease or some silicone based de-frizzer through your hair when it's wet before you dry it.

2) Dry using a boar bristle brush and aim your hair dryer towards the tips of hair rather than towards the roots(this will help smooth the cuticle of the hair, reducing frizz)

3) Mist each section of hair with a little hairspray before you flat iron it and comb through when it's done. (It won't feel sticky, I promise!)

[hannahrlewis]

4) Take one more DROP of defrizzer and emulsify it in your hands and apply it to your hair after it's styled. This will keep the moisture in the air from absorbing back into it and making it frizzy.

Hope this helps! I love your videos, you crack me up!

[jpmetz]

hannah: hey!! thanks so much!!

[MitzyGale]

Could you give me a link to a swatch for "water-ass-melon" cause I can't picture that.

Glad to see you are back to your old self.

[lanaindiana]

Thank You Justine!

I wanna look like a Hotel Ho too!

[LadyTookie]

You have redeemed yourself by liking DUTG

[RidaNJeda]

Hilarious as always... and gorgeous makeup... as always! :)

[rocktheMaC2]

omg! i dont have dental insurance either!

lolololol

[forgottengirlx3]

Oh my god, it's been raining nonstop here in Michigan too. It's pissing me off! It's the MIDDLE OF FREAKING JUNE.. WHEN IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE HOT AND SUNNY SUMMER.. but no, it's cold and rainy. >=/

A N Y W A Y... I love your videos, you always make me laugh! I agree with everyone else; your eyes are very pretty by the way.

[LaMarudera]

at last a really good makeup!!!

[LeanyB]

Oh Justine, you are so beautiful, your eyes are so pretty...

I mean... yeah, it was good the frig. You and your defa-damn-nition!

Man I heart you...

[iM8kYouUp]

Even though my 3 week old kitten just died :( . . . This made me smile. Thanx as always Justine

[pinklipssstick]

"look quite like a ho" lol

[sayanythingbrooke]

I was hoping you were wearing a hat because you burned all the hair off your scalp.

Absolutelyyyy cannot WAIT to see you next month! There will never have been so much negativity in one place in all the history of the world. That beam of light won't dare show its face around our miserable asses.

You look good slutty

[DuelinDarlins]

Water line the frigg.... HAHA! 5 stars for hilarity!

[CarnivoraDoll]

what the hell is even up with new jersey, it WON'T. STOP. RAINING. it's like the black cloud that follows justine around has spread like a cancer over this entire state. thanks, justine.

[betterversionn]

HAHA! I love that your video 4:59 in length. something tells me that was intentional considering the rules of the contest. lol

[jpmetz]

better: hahahaha it was 5:13 before and it needed to be cropped!!!! i was cutting out "ums" left and right

[pinkglitzy]

A hoe in a hat. I funkin' heart it. You rock my actual world Justine. T'is true xxx

[rockerchick2719]

haha I love 3:59 "I look like quite the ho"

[liebebeauty]

You look like a prositute..... I LOVE IT!

LULZ, Justine... I love you<3

[alabmawhitman]

beautiful!!

[Marissa1217]

LOL..."I look like quite the hoe!" LOL!!!

Justine you are hilarious! A HOE NEVER LOOKED BETTER! =)

Hope you win!

[tortolita07]

You look hot and slutty just like the girl on the album cover XD but sluttier...lol

[darkmorrigan82]

Merry xmas? lmfao lol

[goldiestarling]

lmao did you ever find the annoying ass light?

[xspxmcrxfftlx]

Merry Christmas

to u too

:]

[mcrfreek89]

Goo Goo Dolls = So So Awesome!

wow....that was corny as anything... :-l

but cute look! you DO look quite the ho! :D

[oSuperDaphneo]

Its funny how little help your videos are, and yet here I am watching

[albinwonderland]

I love when you were like 'I look like quite the hoe ! -cheeky grin-' ahhhh you're so awesome !

[loserluigi]

I love how gorgeous you are.

It's been raining here in NY a lot, as well. stupid monsoons. LOL

omg you do look like a hotel. You shoulda filmed yourself on the bed like in the image.

awe, I coulda taken your picture using Trixie :)