Mass Effect 2 - Garrus about his scars

[pendeho47]

i never calibrated for this

[VeteranGear83]

Arrow to the knee, you say?

Well, I took a missile to the face

Garrus FTW

[monkeyjoe70]

.......calibrations

[bobosnob]

Ha toke an arrow to the knee I took a bullet to the face

-garrus

[BlueRoseOfWater]

Don't worry Garrus- I happen to find facial scars attractive ^_~ lol

[Crimsonterminator100]

@BlueRoseOfWater are you a krogan

[DarkWarlock86]

I used to be bad at seducing Krogan women, but then I took a missile to the face.

[knives4cash]

@DarkWarlock86 And got all the bitches. But you have to walk 'em, feed 'em, and take 'em to the vet.

[523TRITO]

Garrus: arrow to the knee you say? well i took a missile to the face.

[TheClark501]

@523TRITO you beat me too it :( haha garrus is awesome

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

@523TRITO lol, I just saw that Pic on FB !

[monsterhighfann]

@523TRITO Tumblr.

[SigmarusOne]

@523TRITO And still calibrating like a boss.

[StarrySkyy29]

Aw Garrus :) you always make me laugh XD

[sadiexbean]

garrus is frackin' sexy <3

[CaptnNerd]

Those will need some calibrations...

[nagebator666]

I'm straight and love girls but I'm totally gay for Garrus. Hey bro you're awesome!

[BoGdYsGames]

Slap some calibrations in there and nobody will even notice.

[p90xsteroids]

turians have barbed penises

[lohaneser]

@p90xsteroids I want one for my own. :-D

[MultiHadokenz]

was i the only one who thought of the joker from dark knight after reading the title. Want to know how i got these scars!

[KakashiRoyal]

Please let Garrus be bi in Mass Effect 3, PLEASE! I IMPLORE HIM TO BE BI!

[Jokenx3]

I am Commander Shepard and...Hell, Garrus , you were always ugly. Slap some face-paint on there, and no one will ever notice!

[FireBenderKwyna]

tthis femshep looks exaclty the same as mine!

[PaweuGM]

@FireBenderKwyna Mine too XD

[RenegadeElite101]

(On the Krogan homeworld)

Krogan female : You there Turian ,I want to mate with you.

Garrus : Is that a threat.

[GangsterHutterite]

Oh, baby calibrate me!

FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT!

[coldshoulder14]

Garrus is legit the only one if Mass Effect to get the most laughs from me. After him comes Joker... then Wrex.

[TheBladerunner22]

Garrus tried to play it off all cool and shit but inside he got his feelings hurt :(

[Blackemperess]

@TheBladerunner22 don't worry, he still get's to 'calibrate' Shepard later on. >;) She can't resist a mighty fine turian with a hell of a battle scar. Can't wait to seduce him again in ME3.

[MizuMing]

@Blackemperess

Unless the system carries over your ME2 info in which case no need. ; D

[Blackemperess]

@MizuMing Fufufu~ It'll be a hell of a game I daresay. Fact is, I'll shun every other mission just so I can grab his ass and permanently glue him to the team. XD I know I'm not alone in this!

[daviddebonomalta]

Please vote for Garrus Vakarian in Gamespot's Greatest Gaming sidekick! He currently has 49.6% of votes and needs our help to win! :)

[Ruosteinenknight]

@daviddebonomalta Garrus lost to HK-47....but that was a tough fight, only 0.3 percent of difference in votes. Mind you HK-47 lost to Einstein with almost ten percent of difference. Good thing HK-47 took the hit for garrus and saved him from losing the voting to a character that ISN'T a side kick!

[uchihasasukelovergal]

garrus made it to the sidekicks contest for gamestop hope he wins :O

[Shirahikari]

Transcribe audio at 0:17 xD

[BearMaster9013]

@Shirahikari xD what the hell?! thats funneh!

[DarkRuby]

my heart is stolen

[HapplyFace]

So basically in ME3 everybody will be bisexual? That's a bit, odd... I can't imagine a gay Garrus :/

[H0L0S]

@HapplyFace or a gay Grunt, or a gay/hetero/bi/lesbian Legion(however the fuck that would work) and Thane is already a straight character(wife and kid)

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@H0L0S

A gay Wrex pumping Shepard's ass..

...

I should go.

[ginnoveffect]

@H0L0S Lots of gay guys have a wife and kid. 

[H0L0S]

@ginnoveffect Yeah but how many of them are going to die in one years time or are "jesus freaks" to their specified religion(A: I am christian so dont get after me for this B: I use the term loosely as I've never heard of a Buddha or Allah freak C: I'm friends with Mormons Muslims Buddhist Agnostics and Atheiests so don't get after me for point B either)

[ginnoveffect]

@H0L0S i dunno, just saying it's not a guarantee that a guy is straight. That's what a lot of people in denial about their own sexuality want to believe. But who knows if Thane's religion even prohibits that. We do know that his religion's morality isn't quite like Christian morality, and that it makes a distinction between acts of the body and acts of the soul. So who knows.

[H0L0S]

@ginnoveffect True I just can't see Thane Krios as gay just because his morals seem very strict and set in stone against doing that which is considered wrong, but maybe at that point in the future being gay is a big "no-no" like it is now.

[666666MetalHead]

Audio transcription: Some women find patient cards attractive only do most of those women are crooks.

[SnowfurVodka]

@retrak96 Oh goody another RayWilliamJhonson fan XD

[3C3D3S3]

He looks like my cat

[naierer]

@3C3D3S3 I think he looks like my cat too

[littlemissstoic1]

@3C3D3S3 I actually HAVE a cat named Garrus

[gv1955]

@littlemissstoic1

What did think when you went to the citadel tower for the first time ?

[RumbitSwe]

@3C3D3S3 You have a freaky ass cat. Get it checked.

[Talonere]

@3C3D3S3

He reminds me of my cousin's cat.

I KILLED THAT ONE, TOO.

[AthenasXAlistar]

@3C3D3S3 That's what my cousin says.

[levitan71]

femshep.. terminating video feed. -_-

[DeadEndScreamer]

Krogan women and Ashley.

[Zer0nite]

Better with the male shep.

[retrak96]

your face, goddammit!

[shwonsh]

Can you believe im leaving him dead in Mass Effect 2? Yes he will in indeed not reprise him role in Mass Effect 3 according to my story, Same with tali.

[ExileTwilight]

@shwonsh YOU MONSTER!

[GDI109]

@shwonsh really? wow you suck dick.

[UWLurker]

Some Women find patients cards attractive ... lol !!!

turn on the CC and go to 0:18 xDDDD

[blazerer92]

The response to the Male sheppard is fun to. 'now you'll have some chance with the ladies too' :P

[erasaka82]

garrus is such a trooper...takes insults with a laugh...takes rejection with a "I'll always be here shepard"....what a trooper...

[rambofan334]

I love how Garrus just laughs even though he was given an insulting joke.

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

I'm not krogan :P. I am commander Shepard, and this is my favourite party member. :3 kittyfaaaaace

[xXXxTaRAntuLAxXXx]

@ignissomis that made me laugh! it'll be like a sucsess kid meme....just that youre a turian....

[godlessandlovingit]

Notice how you don't ever see any female aliens? The only female aliens you see are Asari and Quarians. I wanna see a female Krogan just once!

[vesper42]

@godlessandlovingit there will be female krogan in mass effect 3....i dont know how many though

[PissingPeopleOff1]

@vesper42 Just the one. I think the reapers killed the rest since they might find the Krogan a threat.

[fleacythesheepgirl]

@godlessandlovingit

We haven't REALLY seen a Quarian and Asari are mono-gender they just look female so basically we have only seen human females.

I guess they are just busy hanging out with the female dwarfs missing from Dragon Age 2 ;p

[Conall0805]

@fleacythesheepgirl What are you, stupid? Quarians aren't mono gender. It's a little harder to tell the difference than between humans, but there is a divide between the two. Tali is clearly female, while Reegar is clearly male.

[fleacythesheepgirl]

@Conall0805

I said that we haven't really seen a Quarian(cause the original poster was talking about wanting to see a female versions of the aliens) and that Asari(not quarians) are mono gender. And here you are freaking out and calling people stupid cause you misread something. Try not to take things so seriously, it's just utube.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Why is Garrus so serious?

[merksperk2]

At the middle of some faulty calibrations, Garrus got sprayed in the face by some metal and shit.

[merksperk2]

No calibrations joke?

[immortalfool1]

a tired and worn Shepard with a panicked look in his eyes enters the main

Shepard: Garrus! you have to help me, Jack, Miranda, Tali, Kelly, Kasumi, Samara and EDI's avatar suddenly stormed my cabin and tried to have sex with me! it went on for seven rounds before I could escape so please Garrus hold of this bunch hot sweaty and horny girls while I crawl down the ladder and escapes through the cargo hold

Garrus: can it wait for a bit? I am in the middle of so calibrations.

[GiorLANDOCalrissian]

Gay relationships in Mass Effect 3...

DESTROY MY ASSHOLE GARRUS.

[ninethreefivesix]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian lololololololololol! Favorite comment in youtube history.

[Z8GN8AL]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian ROFL. well done.

[itamar105]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian

FRING A HIGH IMPECT SHOT!!

[Azriel637]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian Strange way to come out of the closet but hey more power to ya. I voted for you're right to marry the man of your dreams so enjoy.

[GiorLANDOCalrissian]

@Azriel637 This, uh, isn't how I came out of the closet.

[Raguleader]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[recon500]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@GiorLANDOCalrissian I never laughed so hard...lmao

[Skeletonpack]

And this is why I love Garrus so much. This is also why I yelled at my TV for ten minutes after he died in my suicide mission.

[BiologicalClock]

Fantastic. We can use him to seduce a krogan princess in ME3.

[Liberare87]

Can it wait for a bit? We're in the middle of a REAPER INVASION! :o

[TheFishieOne]

"You wanna know how I got these scars...?"

[spontaneoussam2]

Fem Shephard: Hey garrus, u wanna get laid?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[CookiiDoa]

There's a Face Reconstructor in the Med-Bay. Don't tell Garrus!!

[89Dustdevil]

Get with a Krogan woman, huge risk.

But the priiiize.

[bonfire302]

@89Dustdevil A 1 in 1,000 chance of having a child because of the genophage that was put in all krogan.

[aFriendlyHobo]

Mmm... Krogan females...kinky....

[keenis]

there was a female krogan on tuchanka? o_O how the hell did i miss that

[allantetaylor3692]

@keenis she was dead and covered up on a table in mordins loyalty mission

[keenis]

@allantetaylor3692 ... yeah, but you didnt see her, thats what i was saying

[Triangularthing]

Normal audio:hell garrus......Mind you most of those women are Krogan

Transcribe audio: The health care issue are always ugly its less of a strain on the military rulers. Garrus : Helly to amy and cases they realy together as it is, some women find paitients cards attractive only do most of those women are CROOKS.

LOL :D

[KyraTheGuardian]

lol, I like battle scars =p getting me more eager to play ME2, man I cant wait. Seems like it can b epretty funny at times.

[MahBonk]

Heavy risk...but the caliiiiiiibrations !!!

[MyOldPhilosophy]

Can we judge krogan women? I think I would pay to see one (Not including the game). Hell, they might be more attractive than the Asari.. Doubt it.... But still..

[keenis]

@MyOldPhilosophy Have we actually seen any women aside of human and asari?

Thats one of the things I find a bit strange. You know there's a reason why we haven't met any female Krogan but what's with the other races.

[AwesomeNightman]

@keenis quarian

[keenis]

@AwesomeNightman but we dont see them , thats what I mean, we have no Idea how the female turian look, nor the batarian, nor the vorcha(if they have female ) or the other races like Drell, Volus, etc.

[AwesomeNightman]

@keenis tali is female and a female krogan is on tuchonka or what that planet´s name was

[richie2259]

@keenis well in mass effect 3 u will visit the turian salarian and asari home planet as well as going back to the krogan home world so they better include the females for turian salariaan and krogan otherwise planets full of males would be kinda weird

[keenis]

@richie2259 cool, i'd really like to see the home planets etc. but at least you know what I mean^^

[DrDumb002]

@keenis Actually, you see one female krogan in Tuchanka.

[keenis]

@DrDumb002 She was covered , so you didnt really see her, plus she was dead xD

[Grandy12]

@keenis no, I'm pretty sure in the second floor there is a female emmisary from the females. She looks just like a male and just has a slighty higher piched voice, though.

[keenis]

@Grandy12 right, now I remember^^

[Pas1logan]

@Grandy12 Nope. Thats actually a male. Hes an envoy. And the Shaman also tells you that the Envoy is male.

[Bobubobme]

Would be hilarious if korgan women were actually hot.

[SumJ23]

@Bobubobme what are you talking about !!! ddnt you see that beauty in tuchanka? she was like VERY different from the other krogans, very feminine indeed!

[TheUltimateLee]

Im Commander Shepard, and this is my best friend in the galaxy

[Paellain]

Garrus is my favourite character of the series, if he dies I will uninstall the game right after 

[Minaboh24]

I love Garrus, his hot breathy-voice. And him. He is Great. And better.

[cHiKaDiNg58]

I love Garrus but he's always in the middle of some stupid calibrations and I can't hit on him when I'm back from a mission. LOL D:

[downtownford]

thumbs up if u wanna c a female krogan in ME3

[stifflersmum7]

One of those moments in the game where I literally laughed out loud.

[MJSpiritual]

Garrus: You wanna know how I got these scars?

Shepard: Uh Garrus I was there when you got them.

Garrus:..shit....

[ReconUnitZero]

It's a shame you couldn't keep Facial scars you had on your original commander in ME1

[PhillyFanatic87]

Krogan Testicles. That completely caught me off guard in the first Mass Effect.

[coldshoulder14]

Heh. Cocky son of a bitch but we still love him.

[JoeyJoeJoe5000]

Garrus, ugly? fuck no! he's fucking gorgeous! with or without his scars! <333

[dragonkillification]

@JoeyJoeJoe5000 why the hell is three hundred and thirty three greater that garrus' facial scars?

[JoeyJoeJoe5000]

@dragonkillification No! Those are hearts! Garrus gets all 333 of my hearts! >_>

[Samaugsch]

@JoeyJoeJoe5000 Wow.... (at dragonkillification's comment)

[commandershadebetter]

@JoeyJoeJoe5000 Are you a chick or a gay faggot? Either way, Garrus is a butt ugly reptilian alien. Hardly attractive.

[Sane658]

Wow Garrus was my favorite since his perfect shot in mass effect, and he remained my favorite in mass effect 2 cause.... he's just.... TOTALLY COOL and i like his worldview.

[Caprin1]

@Sane658 i concur, he is the best

[Keeyrow]

I love how this is the actor's normal speaking voice with a slight effect over it. =o

Scars are sexy/

[vikocho123]

"...most of those woman are krogan"

i lol'd

[IAreCrazyChris]

I hated garrus in ME1. Now he's a badass!!!!

[Andreus]

Garrus: Say, Shepard, can I borrow the dermal regenerator?

Shepard: NOPE. PROBLEM TURIAN? *trollface*

[blackswordsman89]

I think he looks way cooler with the scars.

[sameerbio]

why can't Garrus use the Normandy's upgraded medical bay for healing his scars?

[Skidern]

@sameerbio It probably only works on soft, human skin

Afterall, garrus skeleton is on the OUTSIDE of his body

a.k.a, exoskeleton

[recon500]

@sameerbio Because no one wants to spend 50,000 plat on it

[silverhawkroman]

@sameerbio because he's too cool for 50,000 platinums...

[Android2137]

@sameerbio Because Shepard has a weakness for men with scars!

[SigmarusOne]

@sameerbio Gues it only works on human flesh

We humans are all Racists!!!

[SergeantNovak]

turn on transcribe audio.

[EvilTediz597]

Shepard: "Cybernetic, implants, eh? Once again, there's more in common between you and I..."

[ignissomis]

Take missile to face. Seduce Krogan women.

[Shotgun93Steve]

@ignissomis Profit.

[xandercop]

@ignissomis profit...

[darkhalo116]

@ignissomis LIKE A BOSS!!

[AciDD00M]

@ignissomis Use rocketlaunchers on all krogan you meet to counter the genophage! :D

[RimshotKiller]

@ignissomis that would be a nice meme

[ignissomis]

@RimshotKiller Wouldn't it though...... >.>

[TheWatcher51393]

@ignissomis Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!

[airventschinatown]

@TheWatcher51393 Steve Nash

[TheWatcher51393]

@airventschinatown ...Are you trying to say Steve Nash is Step 3?

[airventschinatown]

@TheWatcher51393 Yes!

[TheWatcher51393]

@airventschinatown Oh... Alright.

[marcusbenhurr]

Im Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Turian.

[Pandadood17]

@marcusbenhurr lol can't argue there!

[KidGohan88]

love Garrus

[MrMike0113]

Garrus's laughing face disturbs me somewhat.

[killblade6]

"do you know how i got these scars?"

[Apocol0id]

Silly Garrus. We've never seen a Krogan woman. They don't exist.