Worst shredding ever. Guy rapes guitar.

[jabbatherabba]

This sounds a lot like OV by Orthrelm. If you hate guys hate this, then you will fucking despise that album.

[afont644]

what was that

[ullerman002]

i would just stick to rythm guitar playing..... ( yes i do play guitar so stfu with the stupid comments)

[TheVideoGameMan2]

Do know what i hate most, when some guys who have no clue how to play guitar have so expensive gear that some professionals who have not so much money arent able to buy..........

[antl82]

has no one thought that maybe this was a piss take to get views? fucking hell youtubers are getting dumber and dumber

[mattlove1]

This guy rawks. I want to play bass in his band



[sielafbw]

I haven't laughed like this in a while :) genuinely hillarious - why do some people record themselves?

[jaretthale78]

brutal

[IguessURgay]

Finally i found my rival

[dbmayne]

Guy rapes guitar? Guy rapes listeners in the ass! Like spending eleven seconds in a Turkish prison.

[Braidenmetatawabin22]

the best ever

[superfela]

Butcher

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

And i thought you were suppose to pick up and down, not side to side. Damn this kid owns.

[FameGuitar77]

NICE! =D

[CanadAssassiN]

FUCKING AMAZING!!! :D

[xjonsantosx]

that epiphone's pretty nice. My mom taught me if you have nothing nice to say not to say anything so that's what I got.

[ghostly0guitarist]

he doesnt deserve that solid mahogany gibson :(

[TangeClown]

no wonder he has a gibby.

[stickman070791]

............hes still better than me.......

[NorthernElite666]

This guy is damn good... xD



[PrimusSheck]

Someone tell him to pick up and down, not side to side.

[WiseTube]

Worst shredding ever. Guy rapes my ears.

[TheBendall32]

I think this guy takes the title of worst guitarist.

/watch?v=9cp72FOkNcs

[seonpalu]

the worst...

[DarknessBlood1]

jesus thats ear rape there

[MeBeFinlay]

leave that poor guitar alone



[pyko234]

@jackr5193 listening to it now 2 years l8er i see ur right lol

[chickenyogurt]

From what the uploader tells us, this guy thought he was the fucking boss.  My hatred is justified.

[Scracar]

Hard to believe all the great guitarists of the world sounded like this once upon a time ...

[eldvindur]

@Scracar exactly, ripping on people who are practecing there passion is redicule,,,

When i started out with vocals and growling and such, at a time i sounded like a cat instead of a roaring beast lol, now i am very very glad, just keep going with practecing,,, everyone has the potention to do something great and discovery greatness, take's more than talent and talents isnt always needed,,, it fucking take's determination to keep doing it,,,

[nedbigby123]

reminds me when i fist played the guitar

[theripper013ok]

you don't deserve that guitar

[darkredhorizon]

Lmao "I couldn't played the guitar better with my dick." hilarious man

[CandyCookiePie]

hahaha

[bren6977]

I could've played that better with my dick.

[TheNeutralFan]

@bren6977 Hendrix would've tried it.

[bren6977]

@TheNeutralFan Only difference is that Hendrix would've pulled it off. lol

[TheNeutralFan]

@bren6977 The very fact that he would do it on an upside-down strat is too cool for words.

[7xXColdFireXx12]

At least he's slightly better than Justin Beiber -_-

[MrGhero96]

tabs?

[Skeetz4]

LOLOLOLOLOL WTF WAS THAT???

[panyaho]

lol. That sounds elephant's cry for me

[ChuanKuiMusic]

Poor epiphone guitar...

[xMitchxRecklessx]

Did anyone notice he's just picking fast and playing the SAME FRETS on 2 STRINGS?!?! Omg. You're amazing. Lawl.

[Visualundeath]

Sounds like every metal guitarist, ever.

[WARRIORxOFxMETAL]

@Visualundeath it sounds like the noises your mom's vag made when we all did her.

[windyarse41]

that cant be serious, ive heard better from people who dont play guitar

[lespaul3826]

dude, why the les paul!!

[TheBokmaa]

Someone doesn't deserve that angel of a guitar....

[meanjoe30158]

you make nickelback seem even worse

[kidinthekolorfullhat]

I'm worse than this. As a matter of fact, as shredders go, I'm like George W. Bush mixed with Rush Limbaugh. I'm Melville Dewey if he never invented the Dewey Decimal System. I could go on, but I'll choose not to.

[MrRobBurton]

Did that guitar just have an abortion?

[populvuh02]

kid has no idea what he's doing, playing quickly but it's incredibly sloppy, proably has no idea what notes he's hitting, what scale or key he's in, but the worst thing about it is that he think he's a shredding god

[197666Horror]

gotta get the tabs

[superaltman]

Your mother sucks, i'd know.

Sorry, you set me up for that one.

[hat6036]

You fucking suck



[monstersocks72]

sounds like every Kerry King solo ever

[mynameisnotcarl3]

This is sex.

[urielx17]

atleast he tries , i bet if it was you , you wouldnt even let someone record you

[ermac210]

amazing

[TMF58]

Thank you, spoiled kid with a bad haircut. When I watch you attempt to play, I feel like a guitar god. Thanks for the self-esteem booster.

[Abnormalproductions2]

I can't tell what exactly he was doing wrong...so much shit in the way!

[gawamarabunta]

oh fucking shit fuck those fingers

[klanxz]

You suck! LMFAO. Les Paul, ????-2006

[ChapterFourBand]

even better than justin bieber

[IRuleDisWorld]

not too bad he just needs to not fuck up that much and it would sound okay.

[ClaudioSanchezCC]

ewwwww he has my guitar, i must destroy it

[Ccannabiskate]

you suck that was just random notes

[Huntowser]

It's just a kid goofing around on a guitar. I do this all the time. So what?

[guitarnukka724]

@Huntowser more like a kid sucking dick at guitar. lol

[OtherRealmer]

If it were in key, it'd have been slightly better. Slightly.

[Orbit91]

@OtherRealmer And what key is it meant to be in?

[OtherRealmer]

@Orbit91 I'd have loved to have heard a shred in E minor Phrygian, but...

Meh.

I don't think this was written with any particular key in mind.

[westprice]

the worst thing about this kid is that he plays a les paul...or even a les paul copy. he needs a gremlin miniature guitar.

[TMF58]

Watching this kid makes me feel like I am a god at guitar.

[lukyganesh]

i was thinking about doing something like this. only i think this guy is ACTUALLY trying to shred

[Traceur546]

YOU DO MAN BAG! BADLY PLAY GUITAR MAN BAG, 'CAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME MAN BAG!

[JohnMMorleyGuitar]

AWEEEESSOO......FAIL

[m00nkinftw]

Hey guys I'm Justin Bieber and I betcha can't play this!

[JohnMMorleyGuitar]

@m00nkinftw PMSL nice!!!! XD

[ragglefraggle09]

@m00nkinftw

win

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

@m00nkinftw That's probably the best comment I've ever seen.

[LambOfGodRoolz]

CREED SHREDDZZZZZ!!!!!!1

[brandomitcho]

I would rather eat a shit covered cunt, while getting sprayed in the face with chew bacca's cum filled hairy sludge dink than listen to this horrible ass slop fuck you and I hope you get run over by a dumptruck!!!!

[HardyBoyFan101]

I play better than him and I don't even know how to shred. I don't even have an electric, I have an acoustic.

[jeremyrox22]

consider yourself raped

[danll5]

Wow this guy makes the black out band sound like led zeppelin. Jeez he sucks and hes got an epi les paul custom to go with it... This guy deserves a guitar made out of twigs and leaves with a turd finish and extra coating of urine..

[staticclean]

I think I'm better than him.

[gogetavigetovegetago]

wow epic fail with the les paull great guitar not so great guiarist

[BenWGray]

Sounds like a fiddle, why would someone upload this lmao.

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

He`s playin' a mean fiddle there...

wait, that was a GUITAR?

[codyjt5150]

i feel sorry for that guitar, you wanna know an awesome tip if youre a beginner. BUY A CHEAPER GUITAR FOR $100. do not waste money on a $4,000 custom lp. just because someone buys a more expensive guitar doesn't mean you are going to get better quicker, and buying a really really cheap guitar (such as first act, squier, and maestro) are no different either. please give that guitar to somebody who can play, like me.

[ChuckaTanti]

its such a shame because I actually like this guitar

[MatTtackable]

You suck dick more than my mom does on Sunday.

[Fetcha200]

LOL yeah true

nickelback sounds a lot worse

it's the studio with their 50,000 equip.. that's refurbishing their songs..

[jonomitcho]

So the other day I was walking down the street and got beaten and ass raped by a gang of homeless men. They stuck their filthy dinks in every orifice ive got and made a few new ones. Then they smeared their dirty assholes all over my face and made me lick them clean. Still, the experience was better than listening to you. FUCK OFF

[ragglefraggle09]

somebody, preferably the uploader, do every guitarist a favor and sodomize this kid

[chelsenator88]

Dee deee bluubluulbuluu woahhh!!!

[usblinux]

that guy is going to get struck by lightning

[eriknordinTV]

I hope his dad beats him

[vchin450]

poor thing. that guitar never stood a chance.

[ToothDecay7758]

Can I have the tabs for that?

[GNRslash28]

HA! has he ever touched a guitar before

[spector1991]

man your fucking good man

[Metalunited101]

God, i hope that was sarcasm. -_-

[Wuppiejhuppiej]

lol

[huzapro0]

Y does he have a $1000 guitar if he's horrible... I hate people like that, i want a $1000 guitar and I'm half way decent... Those kinda people piss me off

[xxNailFirexx]

@huzapro0 i hav a $200 guitar and (not meaning to brag) im really good

[gu1tarl3g3nd]

thats what happens when you give a jonas brother a guitar *(sigh)

[vana6805]

u dont diserve that guitar

[jamietrhcp17]

Man, if he tries really hard he could be the next Fred Durst on guitar.

[Metalunited101]

HA!

[distortedparadise]

why don't u try to play on a razorback next time to screw it up??? fucking moron...btw this vid deserve more stars...it's NOT him playing u know...?

[emorocker897]

wow. no joke, i have that same guitar, and that hairstyle. that looks exactly like me. lol but im not that bad at guitar. lol

[Greenday34487]

HAhAHHAhAHhahHAhHAhAhHA

[irishkid40154]

/steals guitar gtfo

[Liquidshet]

Come on seriously???? Stupid fucking kids.....

[MrOzzy15]

that poor innocent les paul!!!!

[3939allen]

omg let me steal ur guitar

[TheHawkdaddy]

its an epiphone, smaller headstock is a giveaway

[westprice]

i don't think it's his gibson...either he is really rich or it is his dad's or something.

[49Monsters]

well. At leassst hes as good asNickleback. wait NOBODY likes nickle back, my bad.

[mrshotgun1234]

@49Monsters

actually id say he is at least twice as good as nickelback

[49Monsters]

You have a point, good sir.

Hes as bad as Creed? Better yet, I think thats me playing in the vid.

[TheLolcast]

Why would someone waste money on a gibson if they suck?

[TommittajaFIN]

he himself? :DD

[drewsky684]

still better than nickelback

[kill3rkomodo]

ya hes not that low but pretty far down there

[codyjt5150]

@drewsky684 and its better than justin bieber

[TheMetallicafan7]

@drewsky684 dude nickleback rocks

[gu1tarl3g3nd]

@TheMetallicafan7 ya i know hes a fool

[okad009]

@drewsky684 Why is every1 hatin on Nickelback!

[PooPoo2U]

@okad009: long story short: they suck ass.

[treborillusion]

... I feel raped j/k.

Practise is all that you need now I guess.

[blackseeds666]

he holds his pick like somebody who's slapping the strings with a fish xD

[foreveresp]

wow some of these insults are worse than the guitar playing ha ha

[SadPainfulTruth]

I can do better... with one hand, broken... blindfolded...

[apenhoofd2]

I wonder what became of him its already three years ago

[foofighter1337]

Agreed. You need to track this fellow down and see how he sounds today (I say fellow instead of guitarist because he doesn't quite deserve to be called a "guitarist")

[IIThesaviour]

I would crawl on my stomach naked through a field of glass just to hear you fart over a microphone.

[theoffspringrox77]

dont try shredding until u have more than a weeks worth of practice at guitar faggot

[brandomitcho]

you are a worthless dink skid.  I hope you shit blood until your ass falls out you clit burnout!!

[ben2nd]

corrrrrr, he maybe shit at shredding but you are world champion of shit insults

[brandomitcho]

i really hope you get killed a horrifying car accident, while beating off to meatloafs greatest hits! fuck you cunt sock!!!

[yoyojumpy]

I would rather do the Goatse while fucking the Goatse and BEING fucked by the Goatse, than listen to this.

[simonmon667]

wow i thought i was bad damn

[TheEden1975]

i would rather fuck a rotten hippo carcass with AIDS than listen to one fucking more second of your pathetic ass touching that guitar you worthless piece of fucking monkey shit faggot asshole fuck!

[beckem1851]

i would rather snort cocain off of a fat hooker's ass then listen to this shit ! ive seen people play better with their FEET. go to hell you blueberry picking lesbian.

[leddeath80]

blueberry picking lesbian......lol..how do you come with that shit, fat hookers ass wtf, ur awesome bro, funny as shit as well

[brandomitcho]

I would rather stick my tongue plow up a horses anus and carve my initials in tommorrows turd than listen to this flap of dirty foreskin ever again!!

[viomartyr]

he isnt even holding the pick right

[basssungwoo]

there is no such thing as"Not holding pick right" people hold picks differently

[viomartyr]

hmm...  you're right. but he's definitely doing something wrong :P

[jam98fl]

you suck dick why the fuck do you got a les paul

[k1a9t9a0na]

Now This waht I call trash!

[SythDarKProductions]

no this is thrash metal not trash

[RevilationGuitar91]

no one didn't talk about thrash metal

[brandomitcho]

you fucking suck you piece of shit. I would rather eat a turd straight from a monkeys anus while beating off with 80 grit sandpaper than listen to this horseshit ever again.

[Broodkill]

ill raise you 30 grit

[omfgpk92]

Sounds painful.

[CountDraclecarde]

Piece of fucking goddamn shit.

[Setsotama]

So this is where the Jonas Brother found their guitarist... it makes sense now!

[333SlayerCFH]

This r b sum noiizy shitzorz!

[baez57]

wow.....that was the biggest buttfuck of a solo ive ever heard, what the fuck was this asshole thinking....he better pay my ear therapy bill

[getmealightbeard]

He must be playing a Kerry King solo.

[Tvguywillum]

is that an epiphone or gibson? if its a Gibson let God have mercy on that guitars soul

[JTstratman13]

It's an Epiphone. You can see the headstock at 0:06. ;)

[FlyWolf007]

First point: May God have mercy on all souls who listened to this.

Second Point: DOES THIS KID HAVE ANY IDEAD WHAT HES DONE!?!?!??!?! That poor defeceless guitar gave him reason to play! And all he does to repay it? Drops one of the biggest CRAP bombs ive ever heard on it...somewhere.....Nirvanas guitarist smiles.

[blackwaterthreat]

damn yo he is am good as ma fuckin zakk wylde. peace.

[LeftEyeofRa]

jonas brother looking faggot

[hhhajvan]

multi talent haha

[xox945]

what... was... he.. trying to do?

[hilander987]

U MADE THAT GUITAR YO BITCH NIGA....YEAH, U DA MAN U FUCKING RULE!!!! as u well know im joking....i hope u die by the wrost case of aids possible, i want small parasites to eat you from the inside starting from you balls, fuck you i hope u die a slow and painful death sir

[VinterVandring]

All because he didn't play a guitar properly?

... You're demonstrating your arrogance, and I hope you are joking.

[cinema]

How the hell does *he* have that guitar?

[theuberawesomchannel]

even im better than that, and im terrible at shredding.

[chang91]

AHHHGG! WHYY!!! FREKEN!!! AHHGG !

[FuckYouVeryNice]

That's the solo of Rising Force , right??

[spxcmiler]

wtf, are you serious dude?

[FuckYouVeryNice]

Ho god , sorry , it was Arpeggios From Hell ;)

[MrBreebreemofo]

hes needs to stop the fuckin punk shit get off the dick