Episode 1: Why Are We Here?

[JesseGotzSwagg]

why are we here?? TO KICK ASS

[xxPixieDustxx7]

Why did they change Tucker and Sarge's voice?

[bludman2]

@xxPixieDustxx7 they didn't

[Enyoiyourself]

@xxPixieDustxx7 They didn't, just gave them more personality and a better accent

[TheThackattacker]

We're here because Kevin sent us.

[SamauraiRippeR]

Looking back, I think that Grif should be the one asking "Why are we here?". Anyone else agree?

[CertifiedSexacologis]

who members way back when this first came out? they've came so far:)

[IanBacalloWWEFan]

"That we've separately fear looking back over there everything everything before"

[joyfullxbox]

im rewatching the series just for the hell of it :)

[BeingDead101]

thumbs up if u are going to start your marathon today

[FlygonN129]

And this is where is it all began.

[NasHipHop1]

toet toet toeter chikka

[akMax772]

"They're just standing there and talking!" >>> lmao! this is a classic.

[NoBigDealMedia]

This deserves more than 4.4 million views. Seriously.

[CheapeOne]

disciplined force stuff !

[ntindaSnyper]

Snyper!!!! taking their sweet time jus so they can do good fraps. :)

[josherlus1]

HeHeHeHe-Transcribe Audio=:)

[chewbaccaeater]

i used to be able to play halo .... before i took an arrow to the knee !



[nateken2002]

hahahaha nycccc

[sasquatch446]

Is it weird that i fall asleep to these videos?

Almost like a night time bed story.

[ShadeEliteStudios]

no there is no god, no devil, no heaven, no hell.

[starwarsROXmy]

"Hey" Those were the first words that luanched the best machinima of all time!

[rbl777]

omg im not insane by asking why are we here

[rbl777]

omg this is awesome

and i think about WHY ARE WE HERE EVERYDAY SOMONE HELP PLEASE

[2000metru]

y cant i dowload vids anymore!!!!!!!!!

[KajexFiredrake]

They've come a long way in voice-acting, these guys.

[BlazinMYST]

MEANWHILE IN the related videos ----> strippin. wut?

[VGSongZ]

When i look at the states of the US in geography class and see Wyoming, Texas, Dakota, Carolina and the rest, i just think they are Fucking Badass even on a map... Thank you RT :)... but now i can't fucking concentrate

[TheMc1436]

this show's ok, but Arby n the Chief is a whole lot better. It's really funny, check it out

[HIIMCAPSLOCK]

@TheMc1436 Opinions are fun, and I happen to disagree. I think the new season is about as entertaining as eating my own shit. /opinion

[Split001Second]

@TheMc1436 I think they r both good and the new season is good but this is still better sorry buddy

[RSNGTwo]

Dat feel when Netflix has nothing good, so you watch Red Vs Blue again.

[Brougsnauf]

Something keeps Griff up at night? How is that possible he can barely stay awake during the day.

[aceistheplace46]

I slowed it down, Simmons is the first person to be seen

[MFarzi]

THE FUN HAS ARRIVED-why are we here?

[TheDragonfriday]

the old time the good time and the best time of the funny times

[ManchesterDespute]

I remember watching this before they got famous 

[TheKingdomheart56]

@ManchesterDespute yeah me to

[luke4428]

So this is combat evolved? 

[eystorm11]

@luke4428 No it was realesed in 2003 the first halo! msybe 2 not sure

[luke4428]

@eystorm11 Halo 2 was actually released in 2004.

[TheSgtkite]

@eystorm11 combat evolved is the first halo... 

[DaftRobot3]

OMG I saw this at JB HI FI :O

[Ardoron541]

lets see

watchin all of rvb over again awaiting season 10 with 3 12-packs of coke :)

[yuukislazecut19]

thumbs up if ur watching this on mars

[leon2550]

i love this game

[Domiluk25]

Watch HPXPGaMeStUdiOs For Amazing Halo Reach Forge!!! 3 Seasons Of Differnet Inventions By A Pro!!!

[theanusbanana]

thumbs up if your starting a marathon and watching all the episodes in all seasons

[wizardsorcerer101]

i love when the top comments are talking to each other lol

[iedrums]

From the Beginning, Griff was right. They were meant to do something.

[guuso123]

Bitch please, I don't fucking need to know when you're watching this.

[tacodude360]

how is this more popular than rage quit?

[mackenzie2211]

@tacodude360 really?

[CathalOHara]

@tacodude360 *Epic Facepalm*

[OSOKGamers]

1. Pause the video

2. Hit "CC" in the bottom right-hand corner

3. Hit "TRANSCRIBE AUDIO"

4. Click "O.K."

5. Laugh your butt off!

6. Hit CTRL and like this video

[Jonsey9Mill]

@OSOKGamers "Transcribe audio"? where is that?

[BlarkUntVhite]

@OSOKGamers i dont get it...

[halomaster1014]

@OSOKGamers at 1:51 it says erica cock

[XxChuckxTestaxX]

@OSOKGamers kilpatrick??? XD

[Rampagepkz]

@OSOKGamers ass*

[insaanity101]

Why are we here?

To watch Red vs Blue.

[CardGameLover]

@insaanity101 Well I'm here to see what all the fuss is about XD

[Jonsey9Mill]

@insaanity101 never mind i found out what it was.

[firestar3452]

he..he..he so so who bought the red and blue video

[Alex59567]

lol idiots

[TheLazyhaloman117]

u should make a episode that when caboose gets smart and he does not kills anyone for once

[TheEdenEye]

When we are finally able to erase memories, I am gonna erase all my memories of RvB so I can watch it all again for the first time.

[xbox4lyf3]

Why are we here??

[CM907AK]

The episode that started it all.

[thekingoftheundead]

0:06



[TheBioLover]

HEY EVERYONE !!!1!1!1 THUMS UP FI YOU ARE WACHING THIS IN [insert current year here]!11!111

[ChunkCa]

thumbs up if youre not only still watching this in 2012, but if youve watched this series a thousand times and it never gets old.

[MegaJarass]

Who is watching the series for a second time?

[ApprenticeNick]

Church, back when he was alive...

[SKDK55]

so the first word on the red vs blue series was "hey"...

[Nickgallant431]

I bend to Kevin's will.

[softpa]

Kevin sends me

[ilthinkofaname]

@softpa senT me

[jjtheslayer69]

wow i didnt know they made this

[KILLERWILSH]

The answer is TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[codytheclone]

in Red vs. blue was Meta was it Jason Tomlin

[Emokidthekid]

Well.....it is 2012.....almost ten years of our beloved. Next year is RVB 10 years...To all a good year. To all who believe in the end of the world....RVB will keep going :D

[kriksiz]

2012

[importfilta]

2012 ftw

[charmedboot886]

And the legend is born

[oriolefan22gaming]

2012!!

[XTheMagicNetworkX]

Nice video....LOL

[cincameron]

ah... to start the new year off (2012) i am gonna watch red vs blue.... for the 100th time... thumbs up for RvB S1-9 in 2012 XD

[Vidiventure]

Alright, I just want to say im 17 years old and a new halo machinima video producer and I wish to get noticed if I want to get anywhere. My video only has 30 likes and i just want to ask you to watch it. It's sorta bad because its a test, but also because I had to film 16 people at once; stressful. And yes, its a online machinima. So please just like this post so it can be seen. I would appriciate it if you were to help me out. Check out my page please and tell me wha you think.

[joemdude]

I am re-watching because I am trying to find future Church in the background trying to change things

[SugarHoneyIceTeee]

Watchn in 2012

Oh yea!

[thejoshr2009]

I got to meet cab00se today and am i happy :P I am now apart of digital age gaming :3

[starscream9100]

@thejoshr2009 hey coul u send me his gt

[0ihatetrolls01]

2012*



[KurlzzzFTW]

And wtf is all those videos on the side?

[KurlzzzFTW]

Thumbs up if this is a reason you bought and xbox 360

[gamernobody]

not availble for mobile devices? WTF?!

[bullshitmucker245]

KABOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE

[OathTuber]

oh, you know, you know i fuckin pwn. yes, i pwn, i super fucking pwn

[epicsniper487]

what do they record with?

[Nubs4TheWin]

Kevin sent me

[Shadowstalk931]

I know why they're here.

Kevin sent them.

[infinitysquaredmusic]

this is like, super widescreen.

[admromor]

thumbs up if youre watching this in winter 2011!

[DrPepper42yes]

@admromor Too late, bitch. It's 2012.

[moreSMOREplease]

@admromor Oh noooooo! im in ... THE FUTURE!!

[shadowboy59]

@admromor

i am

[JakeHeiberger]

@admromor NAE, 2012.

[jamodude56]

@admromor nope, im in australie, so im watching in summer 2011

[TheBornSniper]

@admromor Nahh, watching in 2012

[lawliet539]

@TheBornSniper nice 343 thumbs ups

[inproductiveninja]

@admromor summer down here...... :P

[fireball0845]

@admromor i am watching this in 2050

[alphex1000]

@admromor your comment is now a year old

[FieryPandaProduction]

@admromor You're a bit behind the times, young one.

[nemokid1220]

@admromor whoop-dee-fucking-doo

[ah66able]

REwatching the series again

[Adrhauk]

wat are they talking about

[Bowling4Pie]

Why are we here?...Kevin sent me

[RossTheG]

ever wonder WHY THE FUCK THEY DONT JUST SHOOT EACH OTHER?

[ah66able]

@RossTheG It would not be as funny

[FirelightPictures]

when I first saw these videos I thought it was a bunch of high school guys putting a little series together. only was it later that RoosterTeeth was a big deal.

[chungychung413]

Kevin sent me.



[STRAF34RRProductions]

could u post to everyone im gay

[crazyweirdoze]

thumbs upif your watching this in 2012! :D

[facnypantsman23]

I Freakin love this Series. It is in my opinion the best comedy on youtube.

[McmanawtROBLOX]

4,400,006 viewer

[neworleanssaint1996]

Thumbs up if you have watched EVERY episode of RVB from season 1-9!!!! Can't wait for season 10 to come out!!!

[purefatdude2]

who is watching this after the end of season 5?

[livcaitbff]

some of these voices were in the strangerhood :3

[XxMariofan21xX]

@livcaitbff Made by the same company, bud. :)

[livcaitbff]

@XxMariofan21xX i know that 'bud'. i was just saying. smh

[XxMariofan21xX]

@livcaitbff SCRATCHING MY HEAD, EVERYBODY

[TheZombie841]

I use to ask why are we here, then i took an arrow to the knee. Red VS. Blue is Epic

[Fireworkatheart]

I know this was before all the characters were really characterized and everything but it surprises me its Grif that poses the philosophical question here.

[gunbalst]

i fucking hate you



[xSoulSearcherx]

and 5 minutes from now when u ask what they r doing, it will be the same, they r just standing there talking. ........what r they talking about?

[XxMariofan21xX]

@PWNspammer no

[idk2say]

@PWNspammer

Go advert somewhere else asshole.

[PWNspammer]

@idk2say I'm just trying to let people who love RvB know that there is another good story out there directly inspired by it! Now dont be a douche, pack a bowl and type WACK OPS in the search bar! :)

p.s. Grif, Tucker and Donut > ALL

[idk2say]

@PWNspammer

Don't mooch on fame.

[Luvsanime4ever]

I don't even remember what got me started into Red vs Blue, but I'm glad I did! Or else I would've never found Rooster Teeth!! Rock on RT! Ur the best channel and people I've ever found in my life!!

[Mohamed518]

christmas break, time to watch all the episodes all over again!

[cordell1999]

AWESOME LOOK AT THE VIEWS ON EPISODE 2.

IT'S 2552.

[ah66able]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ROOSTERTEETH thank you for giving us so many amazing videos and we will eagerly await season 10 of red vs blue

[xXCanadaKidXx]

I have gone through seasons one through 9 of RvB at least 5 times, I have heard all the Drunk Tanks and now RoosterTeeth Podcast over 3 times, I have watched all thier shorts at least 3 times... I know everything about RoosterTeeth and I want to work with them someday. It will be amazing...

[AO1Production]

Simmons: Hey

Griff: yeah?

Simmons: You remember when we were here?

Griff: yeah, when all we did was stand around and make fun of each other. talk about pointless things. Now we have nine seasons and working on the tenth. We now have a story so deep that we could write novels about it. Now we have a sweet animation system that produces action and comedy better than most motion pictures to date.

Simmons:..... I meant remember when we were here, in this canyon!

Griff: oh, yeah i remember

[tophgotswag]

Watch the columbus day red vs blue xD.

Funny shit

[nelson100301]

what are they talking about ? HA HA THANKS NICE VID

[AuraSageBT94]

The bill was denied, wasn't it..?

[pamonicutt10]

i wanna watch all of the RvB's but i watch a little and forget to watch it for like 5 months then forget what i watched. So im restarting for like the 4th time.

[KickNamesTakeAss]

0:53 - 1:16 is possibly the greatest dialogue I've ever heard.

[benzijr]

thumbs up if you are watching this after finishing red vs blue

[BlackMarketHandyman]

At the start, the area behind Grif is actually behind Blue Base and then it changes to behind red base....

[Jesta911]

Classic.

[AmpTrickshots]

To save you guys some time, dont go to the "Strippin" vid on the side.

She is really ugly with a bad accent

[zz2f2]

@AmpTrickshots now you make me want to watch it

[AmpTrickshots]

@zz2f2 lol, i just wanted to see if it was a rick roll, i wish it was the chick is like 40 years old!

[Failseeker0]

@AmpTrickshots

speaking of which y is it there...its there everytime i watch a rvb ep

[AmpTrickshots]

@Failseeker0 hell if i know

[Robbasaur239]

@AmpTrickshots I didnt fuckin listen :(

[TheDominionStudios]

@AmpTrickshots Thx for the save :C

[theeverydayninja123]

@AmpTrickshots the exorcist

[thejay842]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahahahah



[ihavealife37]

Anyone notice that Sarge's voice sounds different as you get farther along in the seasons?

[Seirra259]

@ihavealife37

Its called character development. Plus all they had was a guest bedroom for a recording studio