Funniest And Dirtiest Xbox Live Messages EVER!

[llamahead123]

@DALLMYD are you still hosting 10th lobbies?

[VisualGamingUs]

Lol some ones hosting on TTG. I quite hostig on TTG because of leechers I mean 90% of their members are 13 yr olds trying to get a free MM or 10th but anyway LOLOLOL

[TheOriginalBadMofo]

Damn is Xbox filled with horny ass people?

[DrakUchiha]

I love how no one read the description and dont get it. XD

[mrundertakerdemon]

254 he is fat

[MyDanube]

more like the longest message recieved streak in mw3

[LITTLExxLOVER]

O_O

[Android602715]

@5:16 no thats how to kill jewsXD, u kill 100 mexacans by throwing a bag of pot of a cliff:)

[VoLzTz]

2:58 DISTURBING

[MrMip2]

I don't get what is happening or what they want. Can someone explain?

[LiizyHD]

you get lots of messages :O

i mean in the upper right corner :p

[Eriff17]

i literally pissed myself for the first pic message! XDDD

[PanthersALLtheWAY1]

Somebodys gonna have some fun 2 night

[SKILLEZareH4NDY]

I'll rarther have a dick then 10th some of those ppl need to get out more really they do.

And if the guy that's filming is a male all those people are fucking gay but over 100 messages ppl must really wanna suck his dick for 10th

[ViiRuSxMoDz100]

0.25 me too!!

[XEphOsArkriDlitE]

Funniest message: I'll give you a condom" LMFAO

[coolman035]

HAHAHHAHAH OMG WTF IS THAT PICTURE OMFG GAY DUDES SENDING U MESSAGES



[Rawklorrd]

X is delete. Keep pressing X.

[Dumbfest327]

Not to be rude or anything, but you have way too many friends on XBL. This is bad.

[thedifferentcreeper]

wtf am i reading?

[sisi3814]

U suck at chekin messages

[lizardsrulz33]

i see no girl names...--

[kwinnerman]

They must like you alot

[TheEvilduck1337]

xD at the end



[dangerscomin]

Ive never gotten this many messages in my life

[Crickin4]

READ THE VOICE MESSAGE!

[mikethebigbug01]

Well someone's popular

[kalen1256]

half of them were gay lol



[xoxfaffiexox]

he probably had all his faggot friends send him dirty messages just to make this video..lmao

[geckolover42]

Holy ur popular u big fat bannana

[ryancheese1]

fuck this its disgusting

[battledroid445]

that is disterbing on so many levels

[quick3st]

WOW! Enough messages popping up. hahaha

[isaacpeelrocks]

ohhh my god wtf are wrong with them

[dylan100022]

They shude be reported for gay shit

[OptiCoZone21st]

who here took out there phone an texted that number aha

[runzwsissors]

You have unreal friends on Xbox because all mine I met in person before I added them

[rougeninja99]

Did u lie about a tenth lobbie ?

[DALLMYD]

@rougeninja99 Lie? No, I was hosting legit lobbies for free.

[bman10981]

@DALLMYD You silly banana

[jackass13503]

lol ill eat your donut for 10$

[djicecold2]

That's some fucking gay ass shit!

[musicProductions2o9]

fuck i know my abcs

[DatGuysASpy]

who the fuck are these people

[cj135022]

R u a girl

[spark372]

2:53 WTF? CHUNK

[Godfather0667]

uve got some funny and fucked up friends

[MegaTimebomb098]

time to prank call those numbers

[MegaTimebomb098]

these guys really need a life./

[AGCspartan119]

Forever alone that is all(talkin bout the fat kid) lol

[AV3NG3D5EV3NF0LD]

MY GOD!

[puccaisjustcute]

U got game bro

[TheNaturalbeauty808]

Fuck that guy waz fat

[TheNaturalbeauty808]

Omg

[leg1120]

livestream on xbox?

[RazzyOG]

QsCz coconutzz is now sR coconutzz. He's on my friends list. Get at me brah

[TheSicKNightmare]

why are they all so fat o_ O

[Imodclan]

Cc

[Imodclan]

HAHA, fuck. Im the mfs zeebooot one. I remember this . He said one who sends dirtiest msg gets tenth. Good times, good times.

[snitcher23]

ill pay microsft points for generater?

[mrtranco1]

Can u host a lobby on mw2 at 5:00 on Monday

[xxjak529xx]

picture message @ 3:00 was priceless

[ThatPersonRushN]

Hey dude can you do CoD 4 lobbies, like one in a week or so, its the only game im not the highest level on? thanks bro

[TheJkghfg]

to be fair you begged for those messages

[DALLMYD]

@TheJkghfg lol begged, no. They wanted to get in my modded lobby, its the other way around

[steweywillrocku]

i like big butts in a can na liii

[MultiPokerdude]

LOL I'll give you a condom 8

[AlphaHawk44]

Mw2??

[Superboy24680]

O______________________O

[redsbluer4]

8:00 I kniw optic kill

[redsbluer4]

How did that happen?What did you do?

[HaloSpartan392]

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[HacksofGod]

OMG read the message from 6:23

[deaddude36]

I glad that I read comments first

[hdawg131313]

like if you read comments first

[TheSlycooper102]

lol what if a girl and a another girl were playing on xbox nd to mess with every one they were acting lesbo

[BADxCOMPANY35080]

um.....WTF?!?!?!?!?!

[gage45678910]

can you explan this to me?

[Mcsomf]

Btw you got a new message

[happylikepie]

O___O

[AlphaDogX25]

looks like someone just been talking shit to ppl to me...

[TheTrueAndOnlyLegend]

one day a was pwning a reach and a guy raged out and sent me a picture of his asshole and he had pulled the cheeks apart. some people need to learn how to wipe.

[Tryhardacuz]

Hit me up over xbox (Try harda cuz) or i'll just message you, maybe we can play sometime.

[Tryhardacuz]

So, are you still hosting these lobbies? Just wondering, I would love to be 10th, I could finally start making vids, Just wondering. I got a MOAB on Mw3 today, i think it's the first of its' kind. I got a 32-0 MOAB on drop zone, killstreakless for the xbox 360. I'd love to play with you sometime, i'd also let to get known, we should do a dual com over my gameplay :) I would love that.

[xEternalBLACKOUTx]

@ 7:04 i thought that was real

[Supremedam723]

4:20 Click me...Seems legit.

[tigerbeaches]

Hahahaha god damn you got more bitches than mr.rogers lmfao

[Dracoleaf]

Hahhahahahahhahahhahaa

[SiLeNtXkIlzZz]

did u put ur gt on a porn site or what!?!?!?

[PS3RyanPlanB]

@SiLeNtXkIlzZz he makes people 10th presige if u give him a boner dipshi read comments before you comment fuckface

[SiLeNtXkIlzZz]

people need to get a life other than annoying people with invites

[TechRampages]

do you still host?

[twokoolkid101]

damn u have fun reading them

[NateOwnsAll]

Lmfaooooooo the pic at 2:53

[rDarkWarrior]

People like that make me sick. Fuckin morons who need to drop dead

[DALLMYD]

@GoldBrony not my problem man that he put his phone number, I think its a funny video, Ima keep it up

[Katcam007]

Golddiggers and Good-time-Charlies up the ass.

[sithj99]

your friends are messed up

[Pearlharbor350]

2:55 I lost it!

[imnotraces222]

r u a girl????????????

[DALLMYD]

@imnotraces222 read the bio

[theJMAK1]

wow these guys are so gay are any of them justin beiber

[UberLeetGamer]

can u host me a 10th lobby on MW2 if u are hosting one pm me when you are and ill send you my GT

[SooTrickii]

u have a lot of messages ur famous

[nathan40281]

this guys are really really gay

[harold1l1]

1000:00



[harold1l1]

Yu Have Some Real Gay Friends.

[Matrixian21]

I actually rofl'd at this.

[jackuel99]

3:21 actually



[jackuel99]

3:24 im gonna add him



[ninja42839]

girl on xbox live shell take anyone to be her boylfriend just flirt with her her gamertag is amberforever101

[icnikdd]

There is no 10:10 !!!!!

[FKNclan]

lollololol

[ThePathular]

Your problem is you play COD.

[FruitNinja98]

I feel violated.................

[Char187xB2x141]

is DALLMYD a girl? or is this someone else?

[VJWarren]

@Char187xB2x141 no a virgin with no life

[alexpowderly123]

Chick Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt!

[odstrooper117]

iSuperMax wants BALLZ! Tyler want PENIS! Doctor wants to fuck you. And Alpha and Ucry want to ass your ass?

[327SHUTUP]

WTF O_o

[kickinitfan1414]

he told them to that

[lankey6969]

Ohhhh so it was your friends?? 

[DALLMYD]

@lankey6969 no, it was people watching from my livestream, viewers.

[lankey6969]

@DALLMYD No, you just got all your fruity friends to send you messages wile you recorded. fail

[DALLMYD]

@lankey6969 lol sure thing, I doubt you can get 100s or friends sending you messages as fast as I was recieving them. I was live streaming and once one person caought on the entire lobby the stream started to send messages like that, believe what you want, Im just telling you what happened

[wrenisa1]

i want tenth :(

[bijansta200]

You wanna get fucked?

[TechRampages]

hey i have a question you have a jtag

[Unicorn41840]

i would have chose the bacon for 10th.

[mudpump1]

2:57 was really weird

[DALLMYD]

@mudpump1 haha that guy sent me a good handful or stupid picture messages, i added him as a friend lol cracked me up

[mudpump1]

y do ppl keep sending u msgs???????

[Luke51015]

2:55

[dmytrocool]

are u a girl?

[DALLMYD]

@dmytrocool no, ima dude

[longestshot1]

O man I have that carmen thing 2

[rsalas541]

wow creepers!!! hahah xD

[50cliber]

where is the pik of the guy with the teddy

[Ryan61918]

i shit myslef when i saw 117 message O_O

[zNorthSide]

ok the kid a 2:53 creeped me the fuck out



[mortyalimam]

OMG im going to throw up lol

[dabullzrulzCHECKi]

this is saad

[MeLikeGtaIv]

Lol at DONDONandJAYJAY

[danco91]

Fake all of em friends

[DALLMYD]

@danco91 Then I have a bunch of friends lol

[SheHasMyLove]

XXDDD 2:56

[AMAZINGNANA28]

@SheHasMyLove lmfao

[xXcRaZzYbEaRXx1]

youre popular no?

[MrRedRising]

That happend 2me and 1 dude asked if i wanted 2 sniff his anal beads lol

[albertescamilla]

how do you get so many messages? are these random people?

[JackBoiiiAnsell]

nic hauppauge

[MrThomas1227]

FAKE ALL HIS FRIENDS!!!

[DALLMYD]

@MrThomas1227 lol then I have a bunch of friends lol It was on a livestream of me hosting a lobby and once one person sent a message like that everyone caught on

[frogy5474]

@MrThomas1227 no shit

[Evee2U]

I think Justin bieber is on his friends list now the gays r attracted to him I feel srry 4 him

[Kingatcod123]

Wat the hell so many messges

[getthemoney112211]

wowowowowowow

[spikeyouw]

what....the....fuck....did i just watch.....justin bieber advertised you and now all the gays love you >_>

[valld95]

what did you do to get all these

[MelizzaAccount]

Not sure if trolling or really gay o.O

[kcrigar1]

ur so gay dude

[tyresecleare]

that wust of ben a werid and fun night

[nukepwetty]

Holy dirty messages Batman!

[Tree14011]

u shouldve invited the supdavio for justin beaver to be tortured XD

[wotherspoon100]

Oh god this is crazy kids

[rocket71792]

can u still host them?

[MGrass07]

i wanna squirt my period blood all over my grandfathers face

[JJcoll94]

@MGrass07 you're suppose to be a father, Chris.

[MGrass07]

@JJcoll94 wtf are you talking about

[LtSimonAwesome]

LOL WTF!? 2:28