"Whoa dude, you've got an arm coming out of your stomach. I am envious, you can just grab some food and stick it right in there. Now get into that spinny thing, get in there!" XD
dude i was watching this with headphones jamming when my computer starts spazzing out and i began screaming at it and the second i pulled out my headphones with both hands screaming the power of christ compels the to the damned it just shut off wtf did toby do to my computer
@mossclaw258 this game is freakin awesome ! i finished it and rewatched every progress on toby's channel then decided to play new game + to see if i get all the weapons back at the first store and ended up playing it to chapter 13 on one take ! and now my brother is playing it and i am watching it over again ... i wish all games are that playable and fun !
Was anybody else about to wave their hands in the air when Toby said "If you are on my side, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care". lol
@babyjesus3343 Idiot...He wasn't talking about you. Why would he point out only you when he doesn't even know you? You think the world revolves around you?
"Oh no.. I knew something- I knew it.. I knew something's gonna happen.. typical.. STROSS, go find it out Stross..." what if Isaac actually said that?!! hahahahahaha!! XD
-Waves my arms in the air like I just don't care- o.O I'm on Toby's side... the alien things are just o_o meh... not advanced enough >:l Anyway I did fall down D: My head hit the floor and it was just murhhh @_@ But I'll be fine really o.o happens all the time P: And yes... I was supposed to be the alien xD Odl I fail o_o
Ok, so.... Isaac looked to his right when Toby said "to the left to the left." Isaac FAILED and saw demon lady....If he would have looked to the left. He would have been PERFECTLY FINE. What a bunch of balls.
"youve got a hand sticking out of your belly, thats useful" haha thumbs up if you have ever thought about that before and dont lie... i can tell if you lie.
@jompaspenk Too many people already play Minecraft man, Toby already said he doesn't want to do it because of that. If you want Minecraft I suggest you check out the 1,500 other users that are doing commentaries on it.
American Mgee's Alice PLZZZZZ then madness returns :D
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"Whoa dude, you've got an arm coming out of your stomach. I am envious, you can just grab some food and stick it right in there. Now get into that spinny thing, get in there!" XD
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Rox159th 2 weeks ago
omg at 7:15 the bird demon ran into the wall and them ran away
cod5gta4halo3cod4 1 month ago
FAIL
janabanana12 1 month ago
You might be able to hit the "Bird Demons" twice if you wouldn't hit the air behind them when they run away.
jshalolegend 1 month ago
Watching this while eating a sandwich. Probably not a good idea.
KDanimations 1 month ago 8
OH MY GOODNESS HE KNOWS DISPATCH.
tdlbr17 1 month ago
he's gonna menopause it y'all
princesskaroke 1 month ago 5
"I'm gonna metapause it." that made my day.
VooMoo 1 month ago 4
Toby, I'd love it if you played Alice: Madness Returns! Pretty please with biscuits on top? <3 :P
sammyruo 1 month ago 5
OMFG!!! no one see it or all of you stupid at beging there are door waiting to open but he didn't open it
knell18897 1 month ago
baby jessus way
Lemonman1313 2 months ago
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I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING ONE OF TOBY'S VIDEOS!!!!
metroidhunter965 2 months ago
I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING ONE OF TOBY'S VIDEOS!!!!! :D
metroidhunter965 2 months ago 2
Dude its called buying ammo at stores man you got the money lol.
Imacrazydude56 2 months ago
fear 2 & fear 3 literal & gameplay
seabass12able 2 months ago
9:05
IPodFreak908 3 months ago
Omg your hairs in your face, omg, dont eat your hair with your face, GAH GAH shes a demon.
IPodFreak908 3 months ago
2:42 the demon was waving his hands, like he just didnt care
awesomeashe 3 months ago
"I'm gonna menopause it" xDD lmao
randomgothic1 3 months ago
Toby: i don't need to save it.
Me: omg he's gonna die
Toby: i'm gonna save it
'Me: YAY!!
ironslam1 3 months ago 2
bledxforxdays yes.
JakeIsProbablyANinja 3 months ago
...is everyone on youtube a goddamn idiot?
bledxforxdays 4 months ago 3
@bledxforxdays nooooo.... yes, wait...
xam9856 3 months ago
@UnstoppableBrawler JEES! Somebody SHIT THE BED this morning!!! I was just kidding SHERLOCK!!!!! >:0
babyjesus3343 4 months ago
dont be mean to babyjesues3343 he was only joking :(
MsShiningEmerald 4 months ago
@Joniarts NO CRAP SHERLOCK!
babyjesus3343 4 months ago
dude i was watching this with headphones jamming when my computer starts spazzing out and i began screaming at it and the second i pulled out my headphones with both hands screaming the power of christ compels the to the damned it just shut off wtf did toby do to my computer
mikeyrobot500 5 months ago
9 people dislike Baby Jesus
TheLilDareDevil 5 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Dead Space 2
I liked your ammo and money song close to the end of this vid.
And P.S, Booboobaaba
sjanderson13 5 months ago
Hey toby! Play Prototype 2 when it comes out! :D
RabidMooncake 5 months ago 3
toby i dont think thats a hand o.O
mcfidgetmuffin9 6 months ago
@mcfidgetmuffin9 I bet it's his jacking off arm.
EpicIgnition 5 months ago
@MrJohn6429 BooBooBaaba
babyjesus3343 6 months ago 3
Baby Jesus just subscribed
DJrinzler1 6 months ago
"get in the hole. get in therrreee."
i swear toby says this stuff on purpose for those with dirty minds...
philliegirl94 6 months ago
'if you are friendly, wave your hands in the air as if you dont care"
that was funny^^
piehu010 6 months ago 3
8 people are not smarter than the average idiot
blanceleve 6 months ago 36
"Attention alll murderous bird-demon thingys i am not scared anymore for i am now an ad-ult"
-Toby from first encounter :P
zelliss105 6 months ago 3
I think the stomach hand was meant for another happy playtime inappropriate masturbation reason.
urfavoritegamer100 6 months ago
@urfavoritegamer100 Gross. Just.. oh my God. xD
That is not the mental image I wished to have in my head, thank you.
KyoshiSukina 6 months ago
I SNEEZED!!!!! YEEEEESSSS
iripete6789 6 months ago
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smarter than the average idiot
jamesjam36 6 months ago
I think he left a armer there I forgot it
WhoLeftTheXBOXon 6 months ago
@WhoLeftTheXBOXon elite security suit and you have to beat the game first and start over with everything you had
MrJohn6429 6 months ago
seriously how many times did you have to replay this game for these videos?
MortikiOrin 6 months ago
"if you're on my side, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!" i died.
MollyBarnetto 7 months ago
toby should do infamous
118BBS 7 months ago
8D bahahahaha. " im gona metapause it "...... " did i just say what i think i did "
2218cody 7 months ago
"YOUR FACE... is fine!"
XD
Tarkawelian 7 months ago
Ummmmmm...that wasn't a hand that was demon man wankey
wolfstar124 7 months ago
I hate when i totally figure out what to do, but Toby figures it out like 6 minutes later...
animefan4eva2 7 months ago
when i wacthed this i was eating a taco so now when ever i make this taco i named it demon lady parts
urmomsboobsarenice 7 months ago
Clever Girl....
Naruchu99 7 months ago
he did scream fail
candle458458 7 months ago
who else plays the game then rewatches it here ? :D
Seiferzed 8 months ago 141
@Seiferzed i do
mossclaw258 6 months ago
@mossclaw258 this game is freakin awesome ! i finished it and rewatched every progress on toby's channel then decided to play new game + to see if i get all the weapons back at the first store and ended up playing it to chapter 13 on one take ! and now my brother is playing it and i am watching it over again ... i wish all games are that playable and fun !
Seiferzed 6 months ago
@Seiferzed i just play the game while watching it :)
MrJohn6429 6 months ago
@Seiferzed i havent played the game. but i want to now. ;)
raptorgod9 2 months ago
@raptorgod9 then you should , cause its really worth it !
Seiferzed 2 months ago
@Seiferzed hell yeah i will! :D
raptorgod9 2 months ago
1:36- Thats what she said.
cray0523 8 months ago
"Is there an invisible walkway here?"
I swear, at that moment, the Indiana Jones theme started playing in my head...
Darcoth 8 months ago 5
oh god....I need to fucking sleep but all these interesting title names are drawing me back @__@
FunnyMonkey205 8 months ago
Can anyone plz tell me what software she was recording with?
AKThrust 8 months ago
@AKThrust ... She?
AwesomeOxtheExploder 8 months ago
@AwesomeOxtheExploder no dude i was watching ijustine and i copy paste my comment from her vid to this one but i forgot to remove the she for he..
AKThrust 8 months ago
@AKThrust I don't know what's worse. That you called the coolest guy a she, or that you copied and pasted...
AwesomeOxtheExploder 8 months ago
hand out of the stomach was on fall out 3
symbolicshadow1 8 months ago
I love how he makes references to Disturbed.
Wh1t3W0lf159 8 months ago
Was anybody else about to wave their hands in the air when Toby said "If you are on my side, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care". lol
wikkidvampyre 8 months ago
"Ooh your smart, smarter than the average idiot" XD
animoia 8 months ago
This is so much better than seeing beiber getting hit in the head by a water bottle :)
MrSuperiorBROADCAST 8 months ago
anybody else notice that Stross yelled right at us when he said "stop staring at me!"
AJ4710 8 months ago
Toby so needs to start playing Fear!
SolarLunar1 8 months ago
Hey Toby, its Baby Jesus here, i just want to congradulate u on your video's, and thanks for mentioning me in one of them, i'm flattered!! ;D
babyjesus3343 8 months ago 131
@babyjesus3343 HA! If Baby Jesus was to comment he would totally capitalize those "I"s. He would know proper grammar! WE HAVE A POSER!
lol JK.
KABOOM12341 7 months ago
@babyjesus3343 If you really are Jesus, you would know that, in the way you used "video's" is completely wrong and should be "videos".
PJMEncoreRainbows 6 months ago
@babyjesus3343 if you were baby Jesus than you would know how to spell
MrJohn6429 6 months ago
@MrJohn6429 fuck u grammar nazi
WereCreed 5 months ago
@WereCreed Sie halt den Mund!!!!!
MrJohn6429 5 months ago 2
@babyjesus3343 congratulate*
greeneyedgracie 5 months ago
@babyjesus3343 He wasnt talking about you
Joniarts 5 months ago
@babyjesus3343 Idiot...He wasn't talking about you. Why would he point out only you when he doesn't even know you? You think the world revolves around you?
UnstoppableBrawler 4 months ago
@UnstoppableBrawler It's called "a sense of humour". Perhaps you need to invest in one.
vunix1234567890 4 months ago
@vunix1234567890 I have a sense of humor. You need to invest in one also. I was kidding i knew he didn't mean you.
UnstoppableBrawler 4 months ago
@UnstoppableBrawler lol u jelly?
xxCherrySoda 3 months ago
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@xxCherrySoda Why would i be jealous? Idiot. Stay out of this conversation.
UnstoppableBrawler 3 months ago
"To the left, to the left, look look to the L-AAH! NO! " XD
MrPies10 8 months ago
i have new cotton underwear and i want someone to take them ofd haha
BabeyGurlie69 9 months ago
"I'm gonna metapause it" O_O
MegaDarkAngelLP 9 months ago 4
8:14 lol the stalker ran away grabbing its ass
deathreaver3356 9 months ago
if you can't kill stuff in F.E.A.R the start with something easy
minecrafs zombeis
DMF565 9 months ago
"Oh no.. I knew something- I knew it.. I knew something's gonna happen.. typical.. STROSS, go find it out Stross..." what if Isaac actually said that?!! hahahahahaha!! XD
zuxx00 9 months ago
Please can you stop be so babby
TheBlowerUp 9 months ago
lol is it weird to get a boner while watching this? xD
sudhirchaudhary 10 months ago
transcribe audio:
3:04 cake nap
3:33 kidnap pork
5:08 steam... there's text... he... kittens
5:35 basically... explode... apart... damn
9:07 munna menopause it x-rockettip the gamut additionally l (what?!)
and there's loads more that I haven't posted...
transcribe audio: the free engrish generator!
bendy660 10 months ago
lol press the cc button to get misleading translations
jetblaster001 10 months ago
toby "put your head around the courner real quick"
-stalker pokes head around courner-
toby "aw your smarter than the avreage idiot" lolz thats funny cuz its true
kriptic0gameing 10 months ago 4
Is it just me or does he look like buzz light year without the helmet on? ^^
gobales84 10 months ago
I don't think a demon is on your side if he he running at you full speed, like freight train. ^^
gobales84 10 months ago
2:50 VORTIGAUNT
slyshadowdragon 10 months ago
Oh my GAWD, im gonna menapause it. LOL
Tbow97 10 months ago
ima menapause it
kidsrsocool 10 months ago
ima menapause it
kidsrsocool 10 months ago
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"Your smarter than the average idiot." Hahahahaha.
Suns3tSilv3r 10 months ago
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smarter than the average idiot. lol
Maxi3110 10 months ago
whats up dude, oooooh ur face.. LOL
imin6thgradelol 10 months ago
6:57
disturbed fo sho
nick4says2word0 10 months ago
"Listen to me Stross, shut the fr...ont door...shut that door...seriously shut it!"
Littlenipper55 10 months ago
haha, theres a hand in your belly, you can just grab food and eat it. XDD FAVORITE PART!
jessicadoe 10 months ago
he uses the belly hand inapropriatly ;) like if you get what i mean
alphaman700 10 months ago 3
just love how the hair was coming out of here face
LoganCMon3y 11 months ago
kul
YousefNjjr 11 months ago
Hes Smarter then the Average Bird Demon
Nintendofan139 11 months ago
Did he just say fail ?
smasher1223 11 months ago
"What's up man? Ooooh man yoour face!" 7:01
ehphillips96 11 months ago 2
5:20 ''Go check it out Stross. Go figure it out.'' *sigh* ''Fine. I'll do it.''
8:16 ''You're smart. Smarter than the average idiot.''
jaykomcg101 11 months ago 4
5:20 ''Go check it out Stross. Go figure it out.'' *sigh* ''Fine. I'll do it.''
jaykomcg101 11 months ago
"That is messed in the up direction."
If you could supply me with an appropriate PayPal account, I'll be sending in your royalties electronically.
Because I'm using the -hell- out of that.
HotaruZoku 11 months ago
I don't need to save it!
...all right I'll save it.
mwmwmwHAXwmwmwm 11 months ago
i think toby is starting to get literally scared :P
snow2tears 11 months ago
"to the left to the left, look, look to the le-AAAH!" the vision lady scared me too lol xD
RubyAmethyst63 11 months ago
i was waving my handss!! :D
xXxIamEbilRawrxXx 11 months ago
toby you make scary things funny and ok for the gerneral demographic :)
joshualoehlein 11 months ago
-Waves my arms in the air like I just don't care- o.O I'm on Toby's side... the alien things are just o_o meh... not advanced enough >:l Anyway I did fall down D: My head hit the floor and it was just murhhh @_@ But I'll be fine really o.o happens all the time P: And yes... I was supposed to be the alien xD Odl I fail o_o
xXxwtfpepoxXx 11 months ago
@xXxwtfpepoxXx Was that meant to rhyme? :P
don't care + o_o meh
hit the floor + was just murhhh
I'll be fine + happens all the time
etc.
TheRealBarnez 10 months ago
@TheRealBarnez No actually it wasn't x'D Just noticed those now...
xXxwtfpepoxXx 10 months ago
why dont u sing
seminoleboy96 11 months ago
@seminoleboy96 He doesn't sing because we discovered in previous videos that singing usually summons demons.
amymax13 11 months ago
laugh if his dog came in when he was calling the bird demons
happypyro1 11 months ago
Forget 5th graders. Are you smarter than the average bear?
TheHaleStorm1 11 months ago
7 people disliked this and DIED!
youngsooshe 11 months ago
"smarter than the average idiot..."so does that mean he is of normal intellegence?
TACOZ THAT ARE LOCATED INSIDE YOU FACE ARE GOOD FOR YOU SOUL AND THAT OF THE DEMON ALIEN ZOMBIE VAMPIRE GRANADE BABIES! thumb this up if you aggree
tacoface5000 11 months ago
WHAT THE BUNCH OF BALLS IS A LAWN DART?
Bobtackular 11 months ago
@Bobtackular a toy that is essentialy a giant dart,many called it unsafe,but if you're stupid enough to hurt yourself with one then you're an idiot
HerkleTheHoboKing 11 months ago
at 4:30 when stross says stop staring at me he looks right at the camera
cooleomccoolsterful 11 months ago
the m word at 9:04
oatmealflake 11 months ago
He said the 'm' word 9:06
oatmealflake 11 months ago
@oatmealflake that isnt really a cuss dude
DisturbedMooCow 11 months ago
JESUS IS WACTHING
MATTALEX281 11 months ago
I waved my hands in the air like I just don't care.
lemmiwinksable 11 months ago
I just realized how much Issac looks like buzz light year in the vintage suit when he doest have his helmet on
over9000isme 11 months ago
i raised my hands when toby said if your on my side raise your hands in the air like you just dont care.
ghghghgh210 11 months ago
5:54 If you'd gone to the edge of that ledge...which sounds like something you'd rhyme anyway, you'd have found a very not-old looking schematic.
Demon survival Birdy
This Fall...only on Discovery
HotaruZoku 11 months ago
Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^
arielleferre 11 months ago
look to the LAAAAA
alicefreak63 11 months ago
thats howard toby
Matiruki 11 months ago
OMGOMGOMGOMG. HIS BIRHDAY IS THE DAY BEFORE MINE! I. AM. HONORED!!!!!!
DayBreakMods 11 months ago
Ok, so.... Isaac looked to his right when Toby said "to the left to the left." Isaac FAILED and saw demon lady....If he would have looked to the left. He would have been PERFECTLY FINE. What a bunch of balls.
DayBreakMods 11 months ago
'Oh my god! I need to pause it... I'm just terrified. I'm gonna menopause it!'
TheITPod 11 months ago
"Go check it out Stross... *sigh* okay fine, I'll get it" lol
Miratkin 11 months ago
love it!!!
heyyo967 11 months ago
When Stross said "he's staring at me"...did anyone else notice he looked straight at the PLAYER?
HotaruZoku 11 months ago 145
@HotaruZoku Yeah you're right..... creepy
GreenforeverLeaf 11 months ago
@HotaruZoku DNDNDNNNNNNNNN
NoirEvil 7 months ago
I love how you keep singing awesome songs :DDD
lucyn331 11 months ago
im glad to see the ishimura is back that made my day :D
22spike20 11 months ago
"smarter than the average idiot"
leawesomeness 11 months ago
"youve got a hand sticking out of your belly, thats useful" haha thumbs up if you have ever thought about that before and dont lie... i can tell if you lie.
leawesomeness 11 months ago 7
@skinnerman123 lol good catch xD
cooliosmyname 11 months ago
You're gonna menopause it? Hmmm...
LuvHeartxx 11 months ago
Play minecraft :D
happy birthday btw
jompaspenk 11 months ago
@jompaspenk Too many people already play Minecraft man, Toby already said he doesn't want to do it because of that. If you want Minecraft I suggest you check out the 1,500 other users that are doing commentaries on it.
Hahren 11 months ago
I'm tempted to make an account named "Baby Jesus" and then subscribe to Toby! xD
itsMigii 11 months ago 160
@itsMigii DO IT!!! lol
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ddxdxxdxxdxxdddddxxx 11 months ago
Awww wh- wha- what happened? What happene- Did yew faw down?
8:37
XD
mlover4evr 11 months ago
"did I just say what I thought I... Oh my God..." haha
infiniteSoulify 11 months ago
aww he doesn't like nicole cause he likes someone else!
me thinks its iJustine!
goodygoody425 11 months ago
This is a lot more enjoyable now that he knows how to play!
Maul547 11 months ago
Im gonna menapause it OMG did i just say what i think i omg
Big95Mac 11 months ago