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  • American Mgee's Alice PLZZZZZ then madness returns :D

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  • omg at 7:15 the bird demon ran into the wall and them ran away

  • FAIL

    

  • You might be able to hit the "Bird Demons" twice if you wouldn't hit the air behind them when they run away.

  • Watching this while eating a sandwich. Probably not a good idea.

  • OH MY GOODNESS HE KNOWS DISPATCH.

  • he's gonna menopause it y'all

  • "I'm gonna metapause it." that made my day.

  • Toby, I'd love it if you played Alice: Madness Returns! Pretty please with biscuits on top? <3 :P

  • OMFG!!! no one see it or all of you stupid at beging there are door waiting to open but he didn't open it

  • baby jessus way

  • I FINALLY SNEEZED DURING ONE OF TOBY'S VIDEOS!!!!! :D

  • Dude its called buying ammo at stores man you got the money lol.

  • fear 2 & fear 3 literal & gameplay

  • 9:05

  • Omg your hairs in your face, omg, dont eat your hair with your face, GAH GAH shes a demon.

  • 2:42 the demon was waving his hands, like he just didnt care

  • "I'm gonna menopause it" xDD lmao

  • Toby: i don't need to save it.

    Me: omg he's gonna die

    Toby: i'm gonna save it

    'Me: YAY!!

  • bledxforxdays yes.

  • ...is everyone on youtube a goddamn idiot?

  • @bledxforxdays nooooo.... yes, wait...

  • @UnstoppableBrawler JEES! Somebody SHIT THE BED this morning!!! I was just kidding SHERLOCK!!!!! >:0

  • dont be mean to babyjesues3343 he was only joking :(

  • @Joniarts NO CRAP SHERLOCK!

  • dude i was watching this with headphones jamming when my computer starts spazzing out and i began screaming at it and the second i pulled out my headphones with both hands screaming the power of christ compels the to the damned it just shut off wtf did toby do to my computer

  • 9 people dislike Baby Jesus

  • I liked your ammo and money song close to the end of this vid.

    And P.S, Booboobaaba

  • Hey toby! Play Prototype 2 when it comes out! :D

  • toby i dont think thats a hand o.O

  • @mcfidgetmuffin9 I bet it's his jacking off arm.

  • @MrJohn6429 BooBooBaaba

  • Baby Jesus just subscribed

  • "get in the hole. get in therrreee."

    i swear toby says this stuff on purpose for those with dirty minds...

  • 'if you are friendly, wave your hands in the air as if you dont care"

    that was funny^^

  • 8 people are not smarter than the average idiot

  • "Attention alll murderous bird-demon thingys i am not scared anymore for i am now an ad-ult"

    -Toby from first encounter :P

  • I think the stomach hand was meant for another happy playtime inappropriate masturbation reason.

  • @urfavoritegamer100 Gross. Just.. oh my God. xD

    That is not the mental image I wished to have in my head, thank you.

  • I SNEEZED!!!!! YEEEEESSSS

  • I think he left a armer there I forgot it

  • @WhoLeftTheXBOXon elite security suit and you have to beat the game first and start over with everything you had

  • seriously how many times did you have to replay this game for these videos?

  • "if you're on my side, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!" i died.

  • toby should do infamous

    

  • 8D bahahahaha. " im gona metapause it "...... " did i just say what i think i did "

  • "YOUR FACE... is fine!"

    XD

  • Ummmmmm...that wasn't a hand that was demon man wankey

  • I hate when i totally figure out what to do, but Toby figures it out like 6 minutes later...

  • when i wacthed this i was eating a taco so now when ever i make this taco i named it demon lady parts

  • Clever Girl....

  • he did scream fail

  • who else plays the game then rewatches it here ? :D

  • @Seiferzed i do

  • @mossclaw258 this game is freakin awesome ! i finished it and rewatched every progress on toby's channel then decided to play new game + to see if i get all the weapons back at the first store and ended up playing it to chapter 13 on one take ! and now my brother is playing it and i am watching it over again ... i wish all games are that playable and fun !

  • @Seiferzed i just play the game while watching it :)

  • @Seiferzed i havent played the game. but i want to now. ;)

  • @raptorgod9 then you should , cause its really worth it !

  • @Seiferzed hell yeah i will! :D

  • 1:36- Thats what she said.

  • "Is there an invisible walkway here?"

    I swear, at that moment, the Indiana Jones theme started playing in my head...

  • oh god....I need to fucking sleep but all these interesting title names are drawing me back @__@

  • Can anyone plz tell me what software she was recording with?

  • @AKThrust ... She?

  • @AwesomeOxtheExploder no dude i was watching ijustine and i copy paste my comment from her vid to this one but i forgot to remove the she for he..

  • @AKThrust I don't know what's worse. That you called the coolest guy a she, or that you copied and pasted...

  • hand out of the stomach was on fall out 3

    

  • I love how he makes references to Disturbed.

  • Was anybody else about to wave their hands in the air when Toby said "If you are on my side, wave your hands in the air like you just don't care". lol

  • "Ooh your smart, smarter than the average idiot" XD

  • This is so much better than seeing beiber getting hit in the head by a water bottle :)

  • anybody else notice that Stross yelled right at us when he said "stop staring at me!"

  • Toby so needs to start playing Fear!

  • Hey Toby, its Baby Jesus here, i just want to congradulate u on your video's, and thanks for mentioning me in one of them, i'm flattered!! ;D

  • @babyjesus3343 HA! If Baby Jesus was to comment he would totally capitalize those "I"s. He would know proper grammar! WE HAVE A POSER!

    lol JK.

  • @babyjesus3343 If you really are Jesus, you would know that, in the way you used "video's" is completely wrong and should be "videos".

  • @babyjesus3343 if you were baby Jesus than you would know how to spell

  • @MrJohn6429 fuck u grammar nazi

  • @WereCreed Sie halt den Mund!!!!!

  • @babyjesus3343 congratulate*

  • @babyjesus3343 He wasnt talking about you

  • @babyjesus3343 Idiot...He wasn't talking about you. Why would he point out only you when he doesn't even know you? You think the world revolves around you?

  • @UnstoppableBrawler It's called "a sense of humour". Perhaps you need to invest in one.

  • @vunix1234567890 I have a sense of humor. You need to invest in one also. I was kidding i knew he didn't mean you.

  • @UnstoppableBrawler lol u jelly?

  • "To the left, to the left, look look to the L-AAH! NO! " XD

  • i have new cotton underwear and i want someone to take them ofd haha

  • "I'm gonna metapause it" O_O

  • 8:14 lol the stalker ran away grabbing its ass

  • if you can't kill stuff in F.E.A.R the start with something easy

    minecrafs zombeis

  • "Oh no.. I knew something- I knew it.. I knew something's gonna happen.. typical.. STROSS, go find it out Stross..." what if Isaac actually said that?!! hahahahahaha!! XD

  • Please can you stop be so babby

  • lol is it weird to get a boner while watching this? xD

  • transcribe audio:

    3:04 cake nap

    3:33 kidnap pork

    5:08 steam... there's text... he... kittens

    5:35 basically... explode... apart... damn

    9:07 munna menopause it x-rockettip the gamut additionally l (what?!)

    and there's loads more that I haven't posted...

    transcribe audio: the free engrish generator!

  • lol press the cc button to get misleading translations

  • toby "put your head around the courner real quick"

    -stalker pokes head around courner-

    toby "aw your smarter than the avreage idiot" lolz thats funny cuz its true

  • Is it just me or does he look like buzz light year without the helmet on? ^^

  • I don't think a demon is on your side if he he running at you full speed, like freight train. ^^

  • 2:50 VORTIGAUNT

  • Oh my GAWD, im gonna menapause it. LOL

  • ima menapause it

  • ima menapause it

  • whats up dude, oooooh ur face.. LOL

  • 6:57

    disturbed fo sho

  • "Listen to me Stross, shut the fr...ont door...shut that door...seriously shut it!"

  • haha, theres a hand in your belly, you can just grab food and eat it. XDD FAVORITE PART!

  • he uses the belly hand inapropriatly ;) like if you get what i mean

  • just love how the hair was coming out of here face

  • kul

  • Hes Smarter then the Average Bird Demon

  • Did he just say fail ?

  • "What's up man? Ooooh man yoour face!" 7:01

  • 5:20 ''Go check it out Stross. Go figure it out.'' *sigh* ''Fine. I'll do it.''

    8:16 ''You're smart. Smarter than the average idiot.''

  • 5:20 ''Go check it out Stross. Go figure it out.'' *sigh* ''Fine. I'll do it.''

  • "That is messed in the up direction."

    If you could supply me with an appropriate PayPal account, I'll be sending in your royalties electronically.

    Because I'm using the -hell- out of that.

  • I don't need to save it!

    ...all right I'll save it.

  • i think toby is starting to get literally scared :P

  • "to the left to the left, look, look to the le-AAAH!" the vision lady scared me too lol xD

  • i was waving my handss!! :D

  • toby you make scary things funny and ok for the gerneral demographic :)

  • -Waves my arms in the air like I just don't care- o.O I'm on Toby's side... the alien things are just o_o meh... not advanced enough >:l Anyway I did fall down D: My head hit the floor and it was just murhhh @_@ But I'll be fine really o.o happens all the time P: And yes... I was supposed to be the alien xD Odl I fail o_o

  • @xXxwtfpepoxXx Was that meant to rhyme? :P

    don't care + o_o meh

    hit the floor + was just murhhh

    I'll be fine + happens all the time

    etc.

  • @TheRealBarnez No actually it wasn't x'D Just noticed those now...

  • why dont u sing

  • @seminoleboy96 He doesn't sing because we discovered in previous videos that singing usually summons demons.

  • laugh if his dog came in when he was calling the bird demons

  • Forget 5th graders. Are you smarter than the average bear?

  • 7 people disliked this and DIED!

  • "smarter than the average idiot..."so does that mean he is of normal intellegence?

    TACOZ THAT ARE LOCATED INSIDE YOU FACE ARE GOOD FOR YOU SOUL AND THAT OF THE DEMON ALIEN ZOMBIE VAMPIRE GRANADE BABIES! thumb this up if you aggree

  • WHAT THE BUNCH OF BALLS IS A LAWN DART?

  • @Bobtackular a toy that is essentialy a giant dart,many called it unsafe,but if you're stupid enough to hurt yourself with one then you're an idiot

  • at 4:30 when stross says stop staring at me he looks right at the camera

  • the m word at 9:04

  • He said the 'm' word 9:06

  • @oatmealflake that isnt really a cuss dude

  • JESUS IS WACTHING

  • I waved my hands in the air like I just don't care.

  • I just realized how much Issac looks like buzz light year in the vintage suit when he doest have his helmet on

  • i raised my hands when toby said if your on my side raise your hands in the air like you just dont care.

  • 5:54 If you'd gone to the edge of that ledge...which sounds like something you'd rhyme anyway, you'd have found a very not-old looking schematic.

    Demon survival Birdy

    This Fall...only on Discovery

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • look to the LAAAAA

  • thats howard toby

  • OMGOMGOMGOMG. HIS BIRHDAY IS THE DAY BEFORE MINE! I. AM. HONORED!!!!!!

  • Ok, so.... Isaac looked to his right when Toby said "to the left to the left." Isaac FAILED and saw demon lady....If he would have looked to the left. He would have been PERFECTLY FINE. What a bunch of balls.

  • 'Oh my god! I need to pause it... I'm just terrified. I'm gonna menopause it!'

  • "Go check it out Stross... *sigh* okay fine, I'll get it" lol

  • love it!!!

  • When Stross said "he's staring at me"...did anyone else notice he looked straight at the PLAYER?

  • @HotaruZoku Yeah you're right..... creepy

  • @HotaruZoku DNDNDNNNNNNNNN

  • I love how you keep singing awesome songs :DDD

  • im glad to see the ishimura is back that made my day :D

  • "smarter than the average idiot"

  • "youve got a hand sticking out of your belly, thats useful" haha thumbs up if you have ever thought about that before and dont lie... i can tell if you lie.

  • @skinnerman123 lol good catch xD

  • You're gonna menopause it? Hmmm...

  • Play minecraft :D

    happy birthday btw

  • @jompaspenk Too many people already play Minecraft man, Toby already said he doesn't want to do it because of that. If you want Minecraft I suggest you check out the 1,500 other users that are doing commentaries on it.

  • I'm tempted to make an account named "Baby Jesus" and then subscribe to Toby! xD

  • @itsMigii DO IT!!! lol

  • Awww wh- wha- what happened? What happene- Did yew faw down?

    8:37

    XD

  • "did I just say what I thought I... Oh my God..." haha

  • aww he doesn't like nicole cause he likes someone else!

    me thinks its iJustine!

  • This is a lot more enjoyable now that he knows how to play!

  • Im gonna menapause it OMG did i just say what i think i omg