Ask a Sub-Zero

[WiiMan25]

I AM LIN KUEI, HE IS LIN KUEI, SHE IS LIN KUEI TOO. I AM LIN KUEI, WE ARE LIN KUEI. AND I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE LIN KUEI TOO!

[gabox1978]

Scorpy? xD

[DeeGirl1212]

Reptile is green...like sewage. lmfao

[super0spore0fan]

whats the price of this costume where i can buy it?

[TheErick1629]

yellow stands for fire

[nintendo501]

Press 1 then 4, and 6.

"Well you see Jimmy..........I think i'm on to something right now..."

[cerealkiller291]

i dont want to use the toilet anymore

[nqflip]

pure comedic genius 1:05 - 1:15 "he can hide in a toilet if he wants to cause you know what? nobody would look in there" ROFLMAO!!

[buildercarmine]

Ermac orgin was error machine he was created by accident during development of mk and his story was he absorbed lots of guys

[bamit11]

@buildercarmine it was error macro and it was just a rumor that if playing for scorpion for too long on the sega version he would turn red and say error maro

[SilverMetroid113]

Ermac is red cuz he uses his mind to fight

and your brain is probably reddish pink? maybe a little white?

[lotusclown217]

lol  still funny..

[r4shka]

Too bad this is the last one... I would have got a question to ask Reptile...

[shlok733]

Hold 2 to see him scratch his armpits.

Hold 7 to see him touch himself.

[brianwolfman313]

WHAT?

[jimy2012o94]

Stop pointing

[Alexcar3000]

and his cryogenic gloves? :(

[MetalMegaman02]

he can hid in a toilet :D

[AQWorldsYoreel]

Yellow stands for fire and poison

[MyBandNameWasTaken]

Q: Why are MK ninjas color coded?

A: Mmmhmhmhhmhmhmmmmmmmmmmmghgmhm­hgmhmmm.

[DjFr3QaZ0iD]

Rain is Purple because he is a HUUUGE Prince fan.

[DudasMiska]

@DjFr3QaZ0iD so am i LMAO

[WardenDarlingClement]

LOL XDDDD

scorpion can hide in a toilet...good one

and well rain is purple that is the color of edenia :P i believe >.o actually I don't know!

[z117810z]

scorpion is yellow like the sun

[perfectsuperchaos7]

What about rain he's purple

[PurpleFailify]

*why is scorpion yellow then*

*uhhh next question!*

*B-But*

*NEXT QUESTION!*

[naruto998471]

@McSanj11 whoops didnt look at ur comment right yes he can summon fire

[naruto998471]

@McSanj11 hes blue r u blind?

[chunchoe]

donno why everyones hatin this shit is funny

[hetwasevosje]

scorpion is yellow because he can hide in the dessert

[devvilboyy676767]

what about smoke, rain and klassic ermak with a "k" ? D:

[dedam85]

@janixDK lol dumbass

[SpontaneousJunk]

what about ermac?

[shikipu]

noob can hide petrol and is absolutly not bright

[sbk180tr]

where's ice?, u showed scorpion's kunai, where's ice sword?

[mkmaster02]

sub zero poops ice cubes

[goro343]

70 people wanted to ask Scorpion a question.

[bloodyguy32]

cus hes a reptillian monster YEAhhhhhhh.....

[2002altima]

I think Sub-Zero been snorting too much snow or too many ice cubs

[gabbi635]

"And Scorpion... Well Scorpion's yellow so that means he can go anywhere, he can hide in a toilet if he wants to."

[swink1231]

u see reptile with green and u think SEWAGE

[donjohndaniel9]

@Pepper6464 he's girlfriend is frost

[Pepper6464]

I have a question for Sub-Zero. Mortal Kombat ninjas are color coded. The other blue ninja is Kitana. Is she your girlfriend or a friend with benefits?

[trumanbennet123]

what about ermak? he was originally red

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

Like, but I couldn't understand a word out of his mask. Made me laugh because of it.

[hippykillermuthrfckr]

how did you like dying like a punk to scorpion? and you sound like don vito

[TheBrownshugga30]

funny

[ALC96]

first sub zero costume I've seen without sleeves.. make a fight scene with scorpion, that'd be kickass.

[amaniswactingyou]

please sub-scribe

[morbidduckie95]

haha, i thought it was funny...

[keberTxelA11]

Point at the camera one more time.... I swear. lol

[UnworthyFun]

@janixDK oh my god! Can't you even see it's from the same user? Elementary, my dear Watson.

[souleatr]

lol what about Ermac

[M45T3R84T10N]

@souleatr

well he couldn't be green...

plus he's technically not a ninja.

[ChemicalViruS004]

reptile is green like a reptile roflol XD

[mcintyrefan123]

sub zero is awesme

[Zerklio]

Love this. You kick ass!

[ninjaboys397]

were you get the costumes

[genkai78]

To be honest, even though I'm a fan of ask a ninja, this is waaay better than the original asks were...

nice job! But I'd make the sub zero masks so that we can actually hear what you say, or dub over yourself..

[hyfynorris]

Make one Ask a Ermac, Ask a Smoke, Ask a Chamelleon, Ask a Reptile... xD

[SuperMrBentley]

@hyfynorris U missed Ask A Rain.

[hyfynorris]

@SuperMrBentley and Ask a Noob Saibot

[dbgt2006]

HAHA, that shit is funny as hell and i dont know why!

[lobyncev]

Sub-Zero, you the best! =)

[crackerguy19]

lol he sounds like the slug lady from Monsters INC :D

[Raccaroo]

@janixDK And you are simply stating the obvious. Do I need to email you a screenshot of the video description where it says in the first sentence "the second in our ask a ninja spoofs"? Or can you just read it yourself?

[werwar666]

were not really... BRIGHT

lol.

[blacknessboy666]

I am the biggest Mortal Kombat fan and also the biggest fan of Sub-Zero and I say that this video is awesome!

[dhkk43]

u have some kickass MK ninja costumes, "scorpion can hide in the toilet if he wants, cuz u know what, nobody will look in there" hahaha

[simpsonprince]

Sub-Zero speaks like afro american gangsta !!! XD

[medexamtoolsdotcom]

I just thought of this: Question: What would you get if you locked Captain Jean Luc Picard and Commander William Thomas Riker in a room with Scorpion and Sub-Zero? Answer: Patrick Skewered and Frosted Frakes. Admit it. It's the most awesome pun you've ever heard.

[MusicDr26]

What about Ermac? "They" are red. Will there ever be an Ermac interview?

[Scaar81]

I'd look 10 times better with that ninja custome than you xd

[nero744]

sub zero was more muscular

[MrJDred]

True...Scorpion could hide in a toilet if he wanted to

[TheCowFlying]

Scorpion is yellow so he can do whatever

[And502]

not all ninjas wear black.some wear difrent colors to blend in where ever there clan hide out is.

[modewr]

I thought ninjas are supposed to wear black.

[peepeevagi]

Hey sub zero, do you have permanent blue balls? 

[ryanchadgaertner]

Great vid, Sub Zero is awesome!

[the1andonlyDarkAngel]

haha, flashin the UnderArmour

[TrEnergon]

my fav character, SUBZERO. / second fav scoprion

[crashbash714]

And scorpion, well scorpion is yellow so that means he can hide in the toilet if he wants to. because you no what no one will look in there.

[tenjuzacky]

sub-zero isnt a ninja he is lin kuei so sorry scorpion is a ninja

[MetaLMunchies]

actually really funny haha

[orkzrokkin]

"MY FRIEND SCORPION, HE'S YELLOW (pause) YEAH! HE'S YELLOW!"

XD

[HSnake5]

The mask is freaking huge, but stills awesome lol

[TheMortalkombatdude]

nice everything but the mask looks like a dust mask no afensie

[wccmaddog]

"my friend scorpy is yellow......" lol funny but couldnt understand a little of what was said due to the mask but other then that funny ass vid

[wccmaddog]

"my friend scorpy is yellow ....... " lol funny but a little hard to understand but other than that funny as vid

[zrmsimba]

o wow in my toilet.ill remember to flush,and btw scorpion could hide in the desert like a real scorpion,but ofcourse that is too obvious,thats why all true ninjas hide in peoples toilets and wait for them,but they dont kill right away,first they watch.scary thought huh?

[MrDanteaguilar]

"ninja's aren't very bright" hahahahahahahahahahaha

[CrimsonKing101]

sooo lame...

[TheArases]

what about ermac?

[Alienrun]

@TheArases sub zero never interacted with ermac

so he dosent know ermac

[TheArases]

@Alienrun When i said "what about ermac" trying to refer to a Ask a ninja - Ermac

[MrDanteaguilar]

I dont know why so many guys who "dont understand him" mental retardation is really bad I swear hahaha anyway nice video. "Ask....me!!" hahahahaha

[egdeltur666]

What?

Sever my leg, today is the greatest day?

[Hien43553e9901]

I lol'd so much hahahaha

[Camaull]

you sound like Kenny from south park

[wildclaw32]

@Camaull he also sounds drunk

[1peterkim123]

well actually all the mk ninjas was played by one guy and they just put diffrent colors on the ninja clothes in the orignal mk and umk games and mkm

[Thebegining10251998]

I dont undertand what his saying

[PivotEchidna]

lol

[monkey1534]

so thats where they shop at......under armor lol

[TheGramkracker]

well, scorpions yellow *long pause* Reptile is green so he can hide in the forest, because he is green. Scorpion, well, he's yellow

Nice Vid Guys

[racashcarkry]

I was laughing so hard at the Reptile color comparison. Good job dude!

[bassfan05]

What about rain who is purple? lol

[psycho705]

what about ermac and rain?!??!?!?!?

[lucymydog1995]

i think scorpion is yellow because he was trying to mock the Lin Kuei's outfit because supposedly yellow is a cowardly collor

[wudup720]

Scorpion is yellow! ............

yeah yellow! i don't know what that stands for, but he's yellow! DEALL WITH IT!

*like*

[pwrstryka]

do a ermac or make some more with other ninjas cause these are funny

[dragonsdynasty]

under armour* lmao thumbs up!

[TheOriginalKZero]

Lol, this one was pretty decent. Better than the scorpion one for sure.

[lynfan95]

yes im blue you'll think like water,ice. and scorpion is yellow.......(thinks of it)...... yeah yellow!

[abow97]

and scorpian...well scorpian's yellow so that means he can go any where...he can hide in a toilet if he wants to cause nobody would look in there

[Lordani1]

Then why rain is purple?

[MKtagteamer]

@Lordani1 Only because of the Prince reference. There's messages from people in the Netherrealm in Deception's Konquest that say "Rain is purple...Get it?"

[SuperToasterLOL]

y the HELL is scorpion yellow?

[Lordani1]

@SuperToasterLOL He uses element of fire.

[abow97]

@SuperToasterLOL cuz hes asian

[xXxtwizkidxXx]

@SuperToasterLOL Because flame red would be tough to look at for a few minutes at a time. I litterally think its just because yellow is easier to look at.

[xXxAznLilGirlxXx]

He sounds sick

[djHaQ]

Got to record the audio separate from the video, but awesome. lol.

[BURTONrider1000]

thumbs up if u like vagina!

[edmario2442]

fire

[Vladi306]

lol this was pretty funny.

[lightsshade]

scorpion can hide in a toilet no one would look there!

[d3tach3d]

Nice move doing exactly what "Ask a Ninja" does....

[Raccaroo]

@d3tach3d Nice move pointing out the obvious.  We even said in the description it's a spoof of Ask A Ninja.

[snowdjagha]

@d3tach3d DAAAAH!!!

[ryanchadgaertner]

@d3tach3d He's got a point he did POINT OUT that it was a SPOOF

[FunkMastaMegaFlex]

This one wasn't as funny as ask a Scorpion, you should do ask a Smoke and be coughing every other sentence, and also ask a reptile would be pretty kick ass as well.

[KyoMao]

You probably should do Reptile next, I mean, you already done those two.... come on... ORIGNIAL REPTILE! ... Please?

[XFreeStyleZX]

Hmm... Is this MK3 version? Cuz Deception looks much more cooler, Suby gets a samurai blue helmer... AWESOMENESS

[rem11l]

the subzero looks better maybe becuase it looks more mechanical

[smokintheblaze]

another question. do all ninjas really wear under armour?

LMAO!!!

[EX8R]

Laughing incredibly hard. Brilliant.

[Xman42635]

Ha i can imagine scorpion hiding in the toilet XD "GET OVER-... over here? no... get at here? nooo... hmm... get in here? whatever. GET OVER HERE!!!

[scorpion9902]

I think im on to somethin right now

[KARAN4442]

i cant here but when i do it is funny

[nikkit1909]

Lol, You sound like talk showhost.oooooon

ASK A SUB ZERO!

[algiukas8]

hey sub zero can you make for dinner ice cream :D:D: XD

[hodgeit]

dude how do you make your outfits!!!! i wwanna be scorpion or sub-zero (maybe ermac smoke or reptile )(but mainly scorpion or subzero) for haloween but i cant find any on ebay or any videos on how to make the outfit can you tell me how

[sicor94]

and then scorpion says come over here he fall and them become noob saibot 0_0

[NeoKal]

This guy's vids are great :D

[YuushaOkami]

This is actually quite funny.

Quite funny indeed.

[mkdemon1337]

rain is purple......WTF??

[WarrenPace]

Its acid rain.

[TheGameGenius1]

i dont understand him

[Deader87]

@TheGameGenius1 Nor do I bro. It's all random

[franchescolopez]

i forgot to put smoke too

[franchescolopez]

forgot to describe rain,saibot,ermac,and chameleon

[MrDrkstar]

lol i like zero better

[minaXdosu]

is yellow fire or pee

if you say colers mean something but what is your fire and darkness

[0000o0o0000]

hey, atleast he put up a video unlike you pussys, do a better one of what he was doing, dumb shits!

[SoFr3shAzn]

scorpion is your brother!!!

[Yang3497]

yellow means fire

[BARCAFANX10]

naw he said in a toilet so yellow means pee

[kobewilson073000]

what the hell were you saying

[JOAchetumal]

jesus sub zero do excerise, you're skin

[BlueKingChoper]

i guess scorpion should of been orange ... oh well

[Darkness5643]

scorpion jumped out the toilet and round house kicked me in the face I should have known.

[Roijuru]

Yellow is cowardice

[MADE1NVIETNAM]

under armour lol

[doomrocker666]

Scorpion's yellow..........He can hide in the toilet LOL!

[MrXxx069]

sub zero lost some lbs lol not good for image

[freddyfan62]

oh this is funny. Sub Zero wears Under Armor? funny

[jcrockz420]

what an imposter, just watch out sub zero is gonna show up at your door and kick ur fucking ass

[MKP148]

Sub-zero = ice, snow, water

Scorpion= fire

Noob saibot = shadow, darkness

Smoke = Smoke (DUH)

Rain = water, lighting

Reptile = Sewage (as per told)

Ermac= magic

Tremor = earth

Chameleon = light (???)

[Zane7286]

Rain is for "Purple Rain" by Prince... Ed Boon said so himself

[SoulHadou]

Reptile = Acid

Chameleon = All of them combined

Though I'd correct you on those two.

[ricky231292]

i think you mean thought. though i'd correct you on that lol and its obviously a joke they know the colours mean

[Iori400]

Reptile = Green as lizards.. you dumbshit..

[SoulHadou]

What does Reptile spit then? You dumbshit.

[Iori400]

Acid which NOT Most reptiles spit.. U just got that from jurassic park..

[SoulHadou]

Are you retarded? Im talking about reptile from Mortal Kombat. Dumb shit.

[Iori400]

No.. I'm not retarted.. ur just not listening and getting all upset..

[punkdudes2000]

you don't look like the real sub-zero

[DntBrEaKtheRuSh]

whered u gewt that costume i wanna get one?

[FanDubsAK]

it was homemade

[aSexyHamburger]

wow sub zero wears under armour?

XD

[CloudmoonXX]

lmao silence at 0:32