Don't Sinko Into De Struction

[finalfantasynoctis1]

SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH

jajajajajaja epic video XD

[PeeJayZephyr]

I can't be the only one who's REALLY looking forward to their next Cinco De Mayo episode!

[spiderjerusalem100]

Alcoholics are funny.

[JohnnyBuckrot]

I love how the amount of bottles progressively gets larger with each transition.

[av3ngi0]

cortana: john i no wanna shoot anymore

master chief: shut de fac aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

[313hummer]

i laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself

[Gitfacehal]

@313hummer I pissed myself so hard I nearly laughed.

[BiznessSox]

Sounds like it could be a Skyrim shout.

[iamnanosec]

@BiznessSox

new shout learned

SHAD THEFA UUU

summons 4 diffferent bottles of alcahol to you

targets get knocked out.

[PuppetierMaster]

thought bubble: What if Commander Shepard got shitfaced and tried firing a gun while (HE, Commander Shepard is a MAN b/c MEN FIGHT BETTER!) giving orders... I can see it now...

[invisimario]

ive watched 3 of ur videos, SUBSCRIBE!!!!

[CthulhuPI]

Alcohol Rehab Program ad :O

[KingAltura]

the new Dragonshout. Instantly causes the opponent to be drunk off their ass.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@KingAltura i need to use that against dragons

[argnator]

HAHA! Alcoholism.

[iBrez45]

FUS RO DAH UHHHHHH

[MCGONN]

Best goddamn title ever

[Theraclese]

the subtle crying in the background at the end makes it great

[98RamMagnum]

CALLATE LA PINCHE BOCA

[BROAdWAYexpressN]

0:07 didnt want to drink

[zuser]

@BROAdWAYexpressN Nope he just died...

[Thekitty0706fan]

Shu the fagh uuuuuuuuuhhhh.

[BadskillsVengance]

Dovikainn drunk.

[CMSSL4D2TF2LoL]

JAHN I DON WANNA DRINK ANEMOOR SHAADAFAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

HHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU-trickletric­kletrickle

There, I tried to phonetically type out the video. Am I special now?

[Fallout3boy2077]

@CMSSL4D2TF2LoL yep your "special" ed now

[TeHNyboR]

This is what drinking's like after I turned 21...

[YourGodStalin]

@TeHNyboR Quite.

[Sartiosos]

@TeHNyboR you mean 16. greetings from germany

[TheDarkKreig]

@Sartiosos You mean 12. Greetings from Scotland.

[Biocorporations]

@TheDarkKreig *Corrects what age you truly mean and greet you from my home country.

[TheDarkKreig]

@Biocorporations :D

It's actually 18, but the 12 year-olds drink as if they're 18+

[WillTheGamer101]

@TeHNyboR Please, in the UK we've been like this for 3 years before you turned 21!

[TeHNyboR]

@WillTheGamer101 Yeah the U.S kinda dropped the ball on the whole drinking age IMO. After I turned 21, it just wasn't as fun anymore lol

[TargiJoci]

Press "4" to see how to be a good friend. :P

[bloodyfart9]

2 top comments are the same....and quote a 5 second film...i dont want to live on this planet anymore.

[epicrunner]

@bloodyfart9  Shu DUH FuuUU UUHHHHHHHH!

[MCKT2806]

@bloodyfart9 in all fairness... a 5 second film, what else is there to comment about?

[Flemmi93]

@bloodyfart9 dont you quoted Futurama?

[antoniousnguyen]

@bloodyfart9 It's just a comment, get over yourself buddy.

[Sonerr9700]

@bloodyfart9 Then don't.

[blackchrisp]

@bloodyfart9 Yeah, fuck this. I'm going to space.

[devijoe]

@bloodyfart9 SHU DUH FUUU UHHHHHHHHH

[FeamTorturess]

@bloodyfart9

JOHN I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!

[pexpix]

@FeamTorturess Shut duuhh fuuuu uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh *spills drinks on your face*

[KurenaiDISCHORD]

@pexpix Yes ... That is indeed what we all just saw. Good job.

[kanelic]

@KurenaiDISCHORD SHUU DUH FUUU UUHHHHHHH

[TheMonkeyBiscuits]

@bloodyfart9 go ahead and leave, take your own life.

[Graplevader]

@bloodyfart9

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRHHH

[Spreewaldtopf]

cinco de mayo

[JamesRadnus]

Oh fuck I want this as a ringtone or something

[1Dead1Pixel1]

FUUS ROHHH DARRRGHURRRRGH

[Klamadatu]

best 5 seconds i have seen in my live!

[360MaxdudeMax]

Top comments are THE SAME......

[senorretard]

the top comments are describing the exact same thing but they are somehow different

[underoath350]

Ads by Google wants you to stop drinking, with a new way to help alcoholics stop drinking in just 8 weeks. Maybe Jon and Brian should check this out.

[TheFiliusMortis]

Officer Sminkle is running their rehab, they MUST be a Chico :O

[Superfartfucktard420]

UUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MyBloodIsntRed]

Press 4 for shudehfuhhurrrrrrrr

[123Noodlehead123]

what is it with them and cinco de mayo????

[MatheusBond]

@123Noodlehead123 Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[Metalfanseries]

Whats next, Don't drinko the mayo?

meh..

[1995BloodFang]

that day thousands of men died of alcohol poisoning

[FTGfalconxX]

shuuuu tehhh fuuu uuuaahh

[TheNoobRapter]

this is so funny my lungs are about to colbgdx tg btx xtbsx

[1Dead1Pixel1]

shut the fughkurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

[luedog4life]

SHHHUUUU.TTHHHHHH.FFFUUUUUUC.U­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[BurninatingPeasant]

I've lost control of my life.

[iCanHazYoutub]

Seriously, we have to give the person writing the descriptions some credit...

[Stinoism]

Shut. The. Fuck. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Warhawk0602]

Irony...brian started this, now look what happened.

[noml12]

press 4

new ringtone

[DAKINGOFMUSIC343]

is water

[Danwolf15]

SHUT

...

THE

...

FUCK

....

AAAUUUHHhh...

[dandroid98]

WHY DOES THIS VIDEO NOT LOOP????

[craterblast]

@dandroid98 you can make it loop by typing "repeat" after youtube in the search bar

[TheFiliusMortis]

If only 3 was a little more ahead, I almost got "Shut the front door"

[JohnnyBuckrot]

I find it funny that with each word he says, there's an increase in bottles.

[Sven2Perroy]

I'm wasted

[RbFloat11]

Wait....you're only supposed to do that on cinco de mayo?

[elfing100]

SHUD DAH FUHH UH!

[MCrex007]

I love this.

[elfing100]

Press 5 and repeat....

[martinohna]

Jah a do wanna drinkanymore!! Shuddu fu uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Quoting videos is so hard

[NoHeadsProduction]

SHU DUH FUUU UHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MrFuriousRage]

@NoHeadsProduction This shall be a new shout in Skyrim from this day.

[tristanglenn1]

@MrFuriousRage lol hope so

[FOGoticus]

@NoHeadsProduction COOPPPYYY MOOOO UHHHHHHHHH

[MechanizeDragon]

@NoHeadsProduction WAACH UUURR PUUTTI MOOOOOOUUUUUFFFF

[iamnanosec]

the more you talk to john the more beer.

so "shut the fuu uuuuup"

[4 more bottles of beer appear]

aw fuuuu....

[iamnanosec]

[one minute ago]

"what day is it?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[beer and drunken punching of the forehead]

[one minute later]

"john i don't wanna drink anymore..."

"Shuh thae fuhh uuuuuupp"

"whOO"

[pazek101]

Related videos : Condom and safe sex....

[Wertical93]

shuh the fuhh uhhhhhhh :D

[omfgomfgomfg123123]

Ahh memories....

[loirottaja1]

I think you should stop drinking when you puke black slime...

[omgratboy44]

Ego, i dont wanna drink anymore! SHU DUHH FUUUUUGH UUUUUUUUUGGGHHH

[wlymca]

press 4 for shut the fuck auuuugghp

[timerider4]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh...

[RapedByVYFI]

the fuck did i just watch?

[qwertyman42]

I keep hitting 4.

[zunliwoluk]

Because in Soviet Russia, the homework eats your dog

[Metaldudehere]

Am I the only person who thinks this is funnier then Dont Thinko de Mayo

[MarZakGaMing]

SHUT TEH FUH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!

[HapPyDong746]

thats how i respond to everyone now, "shut the fuck UUUUGGGGHHHH!"



[TheSupertubo]

I didn't notice that when he says 'shut' he has only one bottle in his hand, then 2 at the 'the', 3, 4 UUUUUUUUUH!

[APHsealandrocks]

@TheSupertubo

coolstorybro.

[AxisXIViral]

The blackened puke in his mouth was a nice touch.

[Kittycoon]

Hold 3 for lulz.

[Jafil21]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[Metaldudehere]

Keep pressing 4 to repeat "SHUT DE FUGHH UGGHHHHHHHHH"

[mitchblahman13]

lol the drunk mariachi music

[mlpman246]

Why is John crying?

[VikutaaChyaaruzu]

@mlpman246

He needed help.

[fluffydragon43]

just got disgusted by accidenally stopping on 0:06

[zuser]

This is kinda like how i Showed Hungarians to drink in Denmark O_o

[Sairex666]

Watching this hungover as fuuuuuuuuuugh...

[FurryBadger1]

this is my new ringtone press 3 to listen

[ziobello47]

can't stop watching this

[MrTristanishere]

As seen on the call of duty black ops forums.

[PolSwed]

Now let´s see here...

(Five months later)

Nope!

Still funny as hell.

[TheSerenityhuck]

shut. the. fuck. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sweet58441]

Ive been watching 5 second films for 4 hours now

[iLuckyyy]

@sweet58441 there is just over 2 hours of video to watch..

[PeeJayZephyr]

@iLuckyyy True, but their vids are so awesome I could easily watch ones like these 10 times in a row! XD

[sethboy66]

@sweet58441 impossible, (483x8) / 60 / 60 = 1.8733333333333333__

[MisterMrErik]

@sethboy66 It takes longer to load a page and choose a video than to watch it....

[sethboy66]

@MisterMrErik impossible, (z2-z3)^2 = 4(z3-z1)(z1-z2) sin^2 alpha/2

[purplegill10]

@sweet58441 impossible: 5*4=617

[Regginyaga]

@sweet58441 thats 2880 films

[noml12]

@sweet58441 just thought id inform you that your awesome comment now has an awesome 420 thumbs up lollollollol

[konadoggeh]

XD

[masjrh]

OMFG....WTH?!!  I ran up on these films today and this shit is off the wall!! Love it!

[EricToTheScionti]

RIP



[77seventy7seven]

best 5 second film ive ever seen

[QuaziGNRLNose]

video comedy for dial up users

[Neonman78]

@QuaziGNRLNose Who the fuck still has dial-up??

[ElectroNerd93]

omfg im watching this the 11th time and im still lmao

[AddNameLater]

And ironically, an ad saying "Drinking Addiction Help" popped up during the video...

[PeeJayZephyr]

32 people are Justi-SHUT DUH FUGH UUUUUUuuuuuugggghhhh.....

[xXOGmeXx]

press 4 for a good time

[DaKoolKid247]

wow, he totally sounded like Seth Rogen in beginning

[karinosai]

@DaKoolKid247 You're actually right...

[SirCambertHotJam]

0:06

[SirCambertHotJam]

"Happy Cinco de Mayo

Get help"

[madj0kster]

=))) me and a friend of mine were like that last night =))))

[GinoZump]

my favourite so far! yet so SIMpleeeeeeuuughhh!

[supermariogirl2]

sHuT ThE F**** UUUUUP XD

[TTG1Bic]

By far, my favorite.

[BunnyPowerrr]

SHUT DE FUCK UUUUUUGH

[ThailIPU]

Pucker vodka ads all over this page. :D

[TheTaistelukala]

What has this to do with CoD games ?

[Reddeadplayer26]

@TheTaistelukala ...Everything...

[Kamakize789]

@TheTaistelukala SHUT THA FUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH­HHHHHH UPPPPPP

[KeenansKorner]

i don't like it do you know how many immigrants spent time making that liqor

[tronlaser]

I want that Mexican Band at my wedding

[yamumyadad]

This will forever be the greatest 5 second film

[BruceWillisHasNoHair]

"HELP CINCO DE MAYO GET HELP"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!!! XD

[SebbeLundblad]

Ah! Childhood memories <3

[Strike86]

Something this short has no right to be this funny.

[loipza]

you killed my google chrome video...DAAAAM YOOOOU

[blix1ms0ns]

What is the name of the music at the end?

[FullOfNikkia]

lol haha i like how this is on the sixth not the 5th haha

[MemeticMutant]

I laughed harder at this than I should have.

[jamessonic5621]

Internet Explorer crashed RIGHT after this was over.

[Zancoth]

@jamessonic5621 Good thing no-one uses Internet Explorer.

[jamessonic5621]

@Zancoth I do. I use it all the time.

[hannahtill21]

JOHN I DUN WANT TO READ HOMESTUCK ANYMORE!!

SHUT THE FUU UGGHHGHGHGHGHG

-stuff homestuck down my throat-

[Chazbc]

Jon has a problem... a drinking problem.

[AedenOC]

I love the multiplying alcohol.