Added: 3 years ago
From: jackogti
Views: 75,300
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (191)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • funny how using different words can change the context of whats being spoken.

  • the raven-haired girl is HOT!

  • @Hunter7023 LOL.same here

  • How did I even end up here?

  • Appoinment, meeting. date is a romantic meeting

  • Yes it happens

  • is this supposed to be a parody?

  • But I love it when foreigners make mistakes!

  • the german guy is so camp.

  • @CorinWright your mother is camp.....

  • @TheAvestor lol.

  • Gott ist das alt. Hoffentlich nicht von 2008 oder?!

  • Comment removed

  • I thought this was very good. I'm trying to improve the German I learned in Highschool -- and it even helped me.

    Thanks from the USA

  • 2:30 I think a better response would be something like "Sure, that sounds good." ..."I don't mind" isn't rude, but it still sounds a little odd as a respond to that particular question. It could give someone the impression that you don't take the future meeting very seriously.

  • This video is quite helpful, but there are actually other ways of asking for when your business partner is free. I would prefer "Would (...) be convenient for you?", but that's just my opinion. The German mistakes are not to be underestimated because they occur faster than you think, I can clearly tell. This video helps, but if you want to do your phone calls properly, there is but one thing you can do -- practise :)

  • How the fuck do people on youtube manage to make an argument on any video. You guys are idiots.

  • @HesterDW idiots or geniuses?

  • haha this is funny. i probably make some stupid mistakes when speaking german though.

  • It's gotta be so fun learning English. I'll never know the feeling again though

  • Want to favorite this just because I find it funny.

  • schoen !!!!!!!!! echt super! bin in kanada fuer 17 jahre und mach noch immer fehler

  • Als US-Amerikaner, „To give someone a job“ klingt mir natürlich. „Job“ kann auch Aufgabe heißen.

  • @Glarfugus ich stimme dazu

  • "ludwig, nice to hear from you"

    "Yes, but I have bad news"

    Should have given the same greeting that she did, instead of saying that it is indeed nice for her to hear from him. lol

  • Silly American cow teaching Germans English! Americans should concentrate on improving their own English before they go about teaching others. Amis nach Hause!

  • @stephen1971 First off, dumbass, that woman is not American. She's Canadian. Second, American English is the most global in the world, so most Americans speak "proper English". Our English is based primarily on British English. And finally, if you weren't such a sanctimonious cunt, you'd know that correcting someone's English is the best way to improve oneself, and that there is nothing wrong with learning more. Stop watching American films in German, and you could improve too.

  • @thejoymonster Thank you for this gem! "Sanctimonious cunt" is going to be my new 'phrase of the month.'

  • @Throwweight You're welcome! ;)

  • @thejoymonster Is not Canada in America? American movies in German? We do not need your movies.

  • @stephen1971 "is not Canada in America?" , should be "Isn't Canada in America?" The answer to that is yes, but Canadians do not call themselves Americans, and it is perfectly acceptable to call a citizen of the USA, American. "We do not need your movies", fine, so make your own and stop dubbing British and American films. The industry is a multi-billion dollar industry, so 80 million Germans would fervently disagree with you. You hate "Amis" so much, get off Youtube, it's an Ameircan invention.

  • @thejoymonster "is not Canada in America?" , should be "Isn't Canada in America?" Contractions are for bums. Read Fowler and Curme, and you might just learn how to write proper English.

  • @stephen1971 Trying to be superior didn't work in WW2 and it sure as hell won't work now. This isn't the German coastguard video, so why do you speak English that way? Your German English teacher who taught you was wrong about a lot of things, so open your eyes and try to learn. Megalomaniacs such as yourself are generally plagued with delusions of grandeur. Keep responding. This is the look inside the mind of an uneducated, sanctimonious, moron.

  • @stephen1971 You sir, are a idiot. I hope you do not represent the whole of Germany, because your statement "Amis raus", sounds very Nazi-related. Why should they leave simply because many are here to teach you and your fellow countrymen proper English? And yes, Americans do speak proper English, do don't get your panties in a bunch. I am German myself, and have recognized that we can be very close minded people. You have to open your mind. So your English isn't perfect, und? Du bist so typisch!

  • @MolokoDreams "Americans do speak proper English, do don't get your panties in a bunch." Proper English? Du bist ein Spaßvogel.

  • @stephen1971 Typos happen. What is your excuse? My mistake was a mechanical one, but yours are clearly wanting to remain ignorant. Wie schade das du so ein schlechtes Vorbild von die Deutschen. Grow up.

  • @stephen1971 Contractions are a natural part of spoken English. Maybe you think they're for bums because you don't know how to properly use them? That could very well be. Your ignorance is embarrassing.

  • Boot eye dun no vaht do zay ven eye spek do jzee laydeez.

  • EGGS COOK TIME!

  • i love how she was like on degrassi

  • chief... so what.. isn't you boss the chief...?

  • @Valvallaria Yes, he clearly said chief and it was taken as chef in the video. Honestly, I studied in Germany, I have German friends, and I've done some business with Germans and I have not encountered one person who would make these mistakes. These examples seem a bit altmodisch.

  • reeve why did you tweet this? you seem to speak perfect english...?

    God, you are a weird one...

  • thumbs up if Reeve Carney sent you here :D

  • One funny thing I've seen Germans do when speaking English is to say, something like "I am living here", or I am doing this", instead of " I live here", or "I do this".

  • @wilb6657 yep, that's cos in school we learn that things we do now is in present progressive and in german you don't have a simple and a present progressive, you just have 1 present, in school we learn that present progressive is for the things we're doing now ....some forget that you have to take simple present for things you do regularly xD i always try not to make those mistakes xD (and i hope what i said was right xD)

  • @mjandicehockey4ever Hmmm...interesting. Thanks for explaining the reasoning behind th those tendencies.

  • @wilb6657 you're welcome ;) ...and maybe there are also other reasons why people make those mistakes, but that is what i think ;)

  • Absolutely Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!! I'll be sharing this one with my students, who, although we know we should be learning German grammar (fun!), will greatly appreciate the humor in this clever exchange, though it's more difficult-to-figure out for them than some of the clearer misstatements from awesssssome over-the-top funny commercials (e.g., Berlitz: "Vot are you zinking??"). It's just too too funny! :)))

  • wait do germans and possibly other countries use 24 hour times? huh

  • @BIoodrunk

    yes.

    i think only the usa, canada and australia are using the 12 hour clock perhaps in some other countries, too

    in europe we use 24 hour clocks

    so if you say 2pm we would say 14 uhr

  • @coolscream I still haven´t adjusted =) When I hear multiple digits I minus 2 hours. Then I know.

    I´m not so smart though...And here in Germany numbers fuck me and them up.

    Because the translation is reversed. For example Twenty one....in German is Ein und Dreizig (1 and 30)

    We say numbers in reverse.

  • @hoghash78 The funny thing is, that's the way English used to pronounce numbers. Twenty four in Old English was four and twenty...

  • @BIoodrunk most of the rest of the world use 24h notation, but i in daily conversation ppl will say "at 2 in the afternoon" or sth like that more. it's just americans that stubbornly use the 12h notation and call the 24h notation the "military time". LOL. that's not military, that's what ppl use around the world. LOL

  • @EvanC0912 Not really. In England they do not use the "20 o`clock" either. Has nothing to do with Americanism. In Italy too. You haven't traveled much, have you?

  • @thejoymonster I think you misunderstood. I meant that the 20.00 notation is only used most of the times in some writings or in spoken formal occasions (e.g. in the airport/station timetables). but the reality is in the daily and casual conversations, people would say "at 8 o'clock". In the States, however, 20.00 is almost constantly written as 8.00PM.

  • @EvanC0912 Sorry Evan, I wasn't actually replying to your post. I know about US and European times as I'm an American living in Germany. Sorry for the misunderstanding;)

  • music here is a copycat rendition of Eminem's "Bitch Please"

  • LOL I'm not german ...and I would be 1000times Worster* than them hahahah

  • so ugly,

  • why is she talking american?

  • also a very common misstake of germans talking about soccer is "the referee did a bad blow job".

    just kidding...

  • Hahaha 'I don't care'

  • I honestly didn't even fucking notice that the first guy made a mistake.

  • @ASDFUIL I noticed "chief." It made him sound like he's in the military.

  • 2:18 .. Isn´t it "An Assignement" ? =)

  • turn on subtitles.

  • Homegirl is coping some typical german attitude.

  • Did nobody realize how hot that girl on the phone is???

  • date can be with business, English is my mother tongue, and I now live in the US and the word date is used for appointment in business matters all the time!

  • they forgot: I'm going to become a iphone on saturday, for example :D

  • i have been german 2 years.. also a lot of german say : we meet us ... sank you,,.. Hello together....lil bet...

    -Thank you sir

    you Please

    - What !

  • @medi5750 what do you mean, you have been german 2 years?

  • ich hätte auch gesagt i don't care - danke für den tipp xD

  • ...erfahren sie, wie man nachfragt, wenn man kein Wort von dem versteht, was der ander Gesprächsteilnehmer sagt.

    In Bayern ganz einfach. "Ha?" :DD

  • @BleedingBambi ich zieh nach Bayern um!!!kurz und schmerzlos die sprache.gerade weil ich ofters zu wenig verstehe.KISWHILI LERNEN.check out please.

  • @BleedingBambi Oder auch "Wos?" ;)

  • @BleedingBambi

    hier in der Gegend wird aus dem a ein ä "Hä?"

  • This is why you also have to give people speaking a second langauge a bit of lee way.

  • In the first conversation he also said,"can we please change?", instead of, "can we please change it?". Without an object, "change" usually refers to changing ones clothes, although the context makes it clear here.

    I notice that he has an "American" German accent, which seems to be the norm, and his pronunciation is perfectly understandable.

    On the other hand, mastering the German language, even with without colloquialisms, is incredibly difficult, as Mark Twain rather amusingly noted.

  • Meine Güte... was ist das für ein Schulsystem hier, wenn man nach mindestens 7 Jahren Englischunterricht kein Gespräch am Telefon führen kann und deshalb irgendwelche Sprachtrainer von FOCUS braucht???

  • she has mastered both german and english accents. nice

  • Gibt es ein video im gegensatz? Wo man lernen typische Fehler für Deutsch-lernen

    Danke!

  • LOL

  • Only Germans care so much about being perfect, not a good trait imo.

    Nothing wrong with having an accent and not using "perfect" English.

    Things like that is what make you human.

  • @Hannoi if this video would show the truth. of course only those businessguys can speak english that good. most germans have an accent espacially some political people.

    i often talk to my swedish friends per headset in english and they care more about that everything is perfect. even in simple chatting they take care of writing and using the formal english.

  • @Hannoi Thanks hannoi:this is really true.i live in Germany since 1999 and speak really good German,but i still do make mistakes and got definately accent coz i do speak 4 kenyan languages.so it isnt easy for one to be able to speak a new language completely without accent.BUT GERMANS ARE ALWAYS PERFECT IN MANY THINGS,but there are things one cant change,especially the fact that one has been speaking a languang since childhood.

  • @Hannoi Thanks hannoi:this is really true.i live in Germany since 1999 and speak really good German,but i still do make mistakes and got definately accent coz i do speak 4 kenyan languages.so it isnt easy for one to be able to speak a new language completely without accent.GERMANS ARE PERFECTIONISTS n dont like making mistakes.

    PLEASE CHECK LUTHER MATHÄUS videos on youtube to get to know a cool german who doesnt matter about Accent or no accent!!he love and speaks Engish!!

  • chef - the person in the kitchen cooking

    you might as well call it a woman

  • @paulisftw

    Only lazy slobs that dont care about their girlfriend make her cook. Guys that love her will cook for her/with her.

  • @lilgoalieman nah, lazy slobs that don't care go to the pub, guys that love her just sit in the house on the sofa and watch tv XD

  • LOL

  • Oh... I understood his intentions perfectly though. I think any native English speaker would have known "chief" meant boss and "date" meant event.

  • i don't care ?! xD

  • what is "arschgeweih" in english?

  • @Leinadi i wish i could awnser but ich spreken nicht gut deutsch haha

  • @Leinadi tramp stamp (=Schlampenstempel)

  • German's use the 24 clock?

  • @glamourfields

    My clock even told me it's 25:83 o'clock when it malfunctioned :P

    our mechanical clocks go only to 12 but the digital ones to 24. And when the mechanical shows 2 p.m. we translate to 14.00 or say two, when it's obvious that it's p.m. because of the sun is shining out...

  • I DON'T CARE!

  • They speak better English than most native speakers do, honestly any of those mistakes could easily be understood for what they meant to say...idk that's just my take, you don't need to be perfect, god knows Americans aren't...

  • @chucknorrisgawd No but, this is geared towards professionals who use the language in a work environment. So when you keep that in mind, they don't speak better than native speakers of english... Sure there are a lot of natives who speak English poorly, but they tend to drive taxis and sell stuff behind a counter- not work in the corporate world. These mistakes are no big deal in a social situation, but in business even slight mistakes can make a client have doubts about your skills at work.

  • @annaknowsu There's no such thing as a native speaker of English speaking English poorly. What you mean to say is that they speak "nonstandard" dialects or have nonstandard grammatical patterns. Take a course in linguistics. Just because someone's speech doesn't conform to the white upper class standard doesn't mean it's incorrect.

  • @TakahashiMaikeru Sweetie, just because you are upset that you don't make as much money as others doesn't mean you get to decide what is proper English and what isn't. The improper way of saying this is "what Ain't proper English and what ain't". Plus if you reread I was the one defending the point that only people working in the corporate world have to worry about little mistakes (such as shown in the video)- so I would suggest you take a 3rd grade level class on reading. ;)

  • @annaknowsu "ain't" is an attested variant in many speakers' idiolects, particularly in the South. It replaces "is not/am not/are not" and is, like all things in language, governed by grammatical rules. Just because it isn't standard doesn't mean it's "wrong." Next thing you'll be claiming that African American English or Scottish English are wrong. And yes, I know you said that people other than corporate workers don't need to worry, but you implied that they were still wrong... They aren't.

  • hehe als deutschlerner fand ich dieses video nützlich.

  • Is it just me was the receptionist a lot nicer when the guy spoke poor English?

  • These are called "false friends" between languages... when something translated directly or literally has a different meaning in another language. Expressions are some of the more advanced things of a language to learn, for they are often rooted in culture.

  • ai äm sou hääppi sät ai behersch se englisch spietsch so very good ;D Haha

  • wat the hell. ppl who speak english dont expect germans or other foreigners to be fluent... oh wait a lot of idiots do.

    i rly dont think german ppl shud worry about this as its sort of obvious that theyre not from a native english speaking country when you hear them, they have such a thick accent.

  • This is so hilariously stereotyped... :D

    If some english fellow tries to teach a german how to speak english, I always need to remind myself that many english natives are not even conversational in a single foreign language whereas a lot of germans speak (the educated ones) at least two of them... :D haha! :P

  • @feaRLaFrentz A German person can know more than one foreign language, but they still have to learn English if that is what they are learning, even if it is being taught by an English person. Your comment sounds kind of arrogant.

  • ohgott die sieht aus wie harry pottter als weib

  • Equal it goes loose - Zitat von Heinrich Lübke.

  • My boss is Geman and when he let me in charge of his personnel once he quoted I was the deputy "chef" when he would not be around and also he gave to me his "handyphone" number if I needed talk with him...

  • oh mein gott die englischexpertin ist aber auch ne trulla Oo ^^

  • bat ei heheh

  • den Unterschied zwischen ,,I don´t mind "und ,,I don´t care "sollte man wirklich wissen^^BUT ANYWAY the film shows how to avoid embarrassing mistakes.;-)

  • @zuckerstreusel Ja, it´s important because you can really sound rude if you say I don´t care versus I don´t mind. Good video.

  • lol lol lol

  • LOL timer = the amount of time an egg is going to cook

  • Comment removed

  • so the chief of staff is always indian???

  • That bitch with the glasses on wants to act smart. Try it in my country and you'll get executed.

  • Haha, what a strange video...;D

  • was arnold schwarzenegger german speaking? his english sounds good.

  • he's austrian

  • @leethebug

    yeah he is from Austria, which is a German speaking country. All German speaking countries also speak English, and most citizens are required to learn English as a child. (Austria borders Germany btw)

  • they talk like androids.

  • wow that ladies english is pretty damn good.

  • Of course, since she's English.

  • @Atheist2006

    then her german is pretty awesome as well

  • saying 14 hours is fine in english... it's american english that uses 12 hours and am/pm... otherwise you usually say fourteen hundred instead of 14 hours... but the 24 hour clock is used very frequently

  • PrdiG, a good point. But it's not just American English that uses the 12-hour clock. One of the world's largest English-speaking countries--India-- also uses the 12-hour clock.

  • At 0:27: It's not "sorry For that", It´s "sorry ABOUT that".

  • @elprofejoe ...i just asked google, and it said: "sorry FOR that" is ok too

  • i'm german but i can speak french and english.

  • Lord, they were trained for all those mistakes. Germans usually aren't that bad.

  • BUt German girls are so cute with their german accents and mistakes they make in english.

  • ppps, to idiot1984, A little English is something an Englishman would say,I am English,I should know, its a LITTLE thing called dialect. You should stop writing these things now, as you are embarressing yourself with this bigoted, badly writen drivel

    viva la cuba

  • yup, you are an englishman, allright...

    and like i'm gonna do you a favor and stop replying on your insults, f***g loser!

  • 1984 you are an idiot

  • really, did i hit the spot with the statement?

  • no im not even german

    i just think ur an idiot

    ps.... your english grammer is of a very poor standard(maybe you should watch the video, you do need to improve)

    pps dont bother to reply,as i am going on my holidays and i wont be here

  • Meine Englisch ist fery gut.

  • du bist Deutsch?

    oder nein?

  • @katybite

    Nein. Italian.

  • cool :)

  • @ezekielwahwah yeah, half that sentence was German, lol, it hope you were being sarcastic.

  • @Thrawn6211

    Nah...

  • @ezekielwahwah ja...

  • @ezekielwahwah lmfao

  • @ezekielwahwah No, it's perfect

  • @ezekielwahwah !!!ha ha haaaa!!!!auf jeden fall besser als Luther M!!!i like,i like.lol

  • I hope your German is as good as their English.... I find this comment a little ignorant...

  • 'a little ignorant' or not, you still can speak 'a little english' which just proves what i said

  • What languages can you speak?

  • Her hair is so....Einstein-y

  • @0XxCarolinexX0

    u like her hair, really?

  • @simplyBestGIRL

    Sarcasm.

  • @0XxCarolinexX0 She is a national treasure here in Germany, please refrain from making jokesabout her.

  • @0XxCarolinexX0

    Cus its Einsteins grand daughter. xD

  • floringheru .....15 00 is 3pm you idiot

  • lol wtf that one woman is so fucking ugly..

  • yeah they need heidi klum to do these videos man

  • Comment removed

  • see you tomorrow at 1500, idiots at 5 o clock :))

  • Business english wird leider weder an den Schulen noch an den Universitäten hierzulande gelehrt. Daher oft die peinlichen Fehler. Geht den Amerikanern aber mit dem Deutschen u. Französischen genauso. Ich wurde auch schon mal gefragt, ob ich verlobt (engaged) wäre :-)

  • middle of the week --> wednesday? --> well i don't mind! OMFG

  • what the hell....the woman at 0:24 (and through out the telephone conversation) was the woman Joey was dating in Degrassi: The Next Generation. Fuckin weird..

  • that woman at 0:32 looks like the woman from degrassi.

  • WTF

  • Nobody says planner in America... we say schedule buddy

  • I know tons of people that use planner... now assignment... that sounds more like something a cop, professor, or government worker uses... that one was a bit iffy.

  • That woman is such a German smartass!