Oh wow. QTEs at their worst. The only way you could miss something with that much time is if you were asleep or something. And bullets are apparently made of cardboard and tissue paper for all the damage they do.
So Dave Wittenberg voiced Larson... I remember Wittenberg very well as the voice actor who voiced Upchuck in Ben 10 and Mirage in Dark of The Moon game.
Oh lara you always seem to die the most violent ways but you wont ever drop a single drip of blood only in the old tomb raiders so what the fucks with that??
This was the first ps game i played i can,t believe that i couldent kill the dino lol! I musta played 50 games since then, but i still might play it again
I never wanted to repeat dying over and over again, so I never heard these lines before. I assume many other people didn't as well. Thanks to posting this - efforts of many actors are saved.
In my opinion, what is missing to the Tomb Raider Series is some blood. Not like huuuge blood or lara's body being turn into pieces, but a few blood would be nice. I mean, a T-rex catch her and no blood comes out? :/
It's called "OMEGA", which happens to be a letter from the Greek alphabet. This same symbol also appeared in 'Sonic Heroes', so it's not necessarily related to God of War.
@FelipeOrochi They said in one of the developer commentaries that they couldnt have blood in the game because of how Eidos wanted a T rated game. Its also why they didnt impale her like they did in the original games.
@TheCryoScales Oh, I see. It's like Mortal Kombat VS DCU right? Or is just because Eidos don't do M rated games...or is just copyrights? (or WTF it's called)
@TheCryoScales So, you are basically saying that they basically studied the selling rate of games at that time and got to the conclusion that T rated games where sold more or either that they thought it would sell more? If that's so, then many thanks! (if that's is correct or not plz reply! (: )
@FelipeOrochi I wouldn't say they studied it. It's just more likely people would buy a T rated adventure title then an M one. The game was marketed as a laptop game and it sold very well on the PC as a result for that reason. The same thing occurred when they made Guardian of Light and marketed that as a laptop game.
@xMrsEfronx It's okay, if blood doesn't fly in fireball scene, if somebody shoots Lara etc, but when Kold stabs Lara/dinosaurus eats her, it looks very odd without blood.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLOOD MAN? WE NEED BLOOD IN THE TOMB RAIDER SERIES
TheMentalgen 4 days ago
warning you will die if you forget to jump over sliding dinosaurs OH WTF?
reyhrh1 5 days ago
Mmmmmmm the sweet smell of fresh meat lol
The2broproductions 1 week ago
1:22 is the best kill! "Get back to the kitchen!!!"
reignxzile 2 weeks ago
1:30 I'm starting to think he's interested.
Clavat03 3 weeks ago
2:49 What the hell? Malibu's Most Wanted?
yudirty677 3 weeks ago
Oh wow. QTEs at their worst. The only way you could miss something with that much time is if you were asleep or something. And bullets are apparently made of cardboard and tissue paper for all the damage they do.
ThatOneRobot 1 month ago
2:47 tomb raider VS. saints row
HALOASSASSIN24 1 month ago
5:38
The first ever time Lara has fired a pistol with two hands.
AC14751 1 month ago
2:33 Kold just screwed Lara with his bowie knife.
Zennuts1 1 month ago
0:24 That was the best sex a woman has ever had with a T-Rex.
Zennuts1 1 month ago
Holy shit, I've never played a Tomb Raider game before, I've never even looked into any of them.
I never knew this game had dinosaurs and wiggers and sensitive knees.
bleedingxxaurora 1 month ago
lol lara 3:25
roxas3981 1 month ago
1:24 Was that guy trying to rape her?
andytheshark 1 month ago
how does everyone kill in one hit but it takes like 1 million shots to kill
zoren580 1 month ago
I love how laura just jogs away casually from TYRANNA-FUCKING-SAURUS REX!!!!!
jonnytheninja2R 1 month ago
2:35 RAHPE TIME MOFO.
narutosonic1213 1 month ago
Is it wrong that I got a chub from this?
TheBigCberry 1 month ago
5:20 But I still had my bedazzler.
thatonegirludontknow 1 month ago
this game is made of plastic and nothing weights anything. terrible remake
0Nickysix0 1 month ago
1:32
Sittin' on the wrong spot...xD
momygirl99 1 month ago
5:30 DIE YOU FRE-- sh** gun's jammed
Jzigzags 1 month ago
1:30 dat boobs HE SHOULD RAPE HER BEFORE KILL HER that is my opinion
ComMander0525 1 month ago
@ComMander0525 Next up on 'Minds of a Serial Killer'...
90mlima 1 month ago
@90mlima Hahahaha well said!!! XD
thatonegirludontknow 1 month ago
Larson's comments are so gross
xmaggeekx 1 month ago
2:48 What the fuck are rob and big doing in a tomb raider game
Shredderade 2 months ago 3
Aint it funnt that the dinoaurs eat at Lara's head? If I were a hungry dinosaur, I'd go for boobs. More meat there than anywhere else.
SpeedBumpRump 2 months ago
2:34 OJ Simpson need to stop killing those white girls with the same knife
shaker760 2 months ago
My friend beat the t-rex using a desert eagle
starman254 2 months ago
Not nearly as violent as Resident Evil.
MCGONN 2 months ago
LMAO, almost anyone seems to have bullet-resistant skin... except Lara, who dies at the slightest thouch XD
SirColAmiX 2 months ago 28
Quick action seqenses in tomb raider?
Why don't they just make Gex again just put the series to rest already?
PurpleStorm8 2 months ago
1:31 How the FUCK was that a death?
yourballsareinert 2 months ago 57
@yourballsareinert I don't think it was meant to be.
Zwei4815 2 months ago
@yourballsareinert hahahahahahahahahhahaaha
hahkas 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert it's not that.. he said "I'm starting to think you're not interested.
Steamenginezzzz 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert The force of the tackle probably broke her neck or something
ROBOTCOOLDUDEGUY 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert
Rape LOL
WolfSpiritQueen 1 month ago
@yourballsareinert she was raped?
Cashtedom 3 weeks ago
When lara got stabbed by that big guy (Haven't got to him yet in this game) Even still not a single drip of blood not even on the knife!
maxthewicked100 2 months ago
Fatalities on Lara Croft
Paralogiczny 2 months ago
Why did Hitler let the jews make this game?
TopOfTheScoreboard 2 months ago
1:30 to 1:33 WTF?? DID HE STICK IT IN TOO FAR??????
arrowztotehknee 2 months ago
1:45 Larson used Sand attack! Lara's attack failed! Larson used Match Punch! Lara fainted!
IkanaCanyon7 2 months ago
some of these things wouldnt kill you, especially when that guy jumps at her.....
PumblechuckTV 2 months ago
1:44 Pocket sand. Shisha!
SnoozerBrigade1337 2 months ago
Who was that teenager who shot Lara's legs?
acekoh13 2 months ago
So Dave Wittenberg voiced Larson... I remember Wittenberg very well as the voice actor who voiced Upchuck in Ben 10 and Mirage in Dark of The Moon game.
acekoh13 2 months ago
Its even a pain in the ass when you lose where you're going so if you get lost you're mainly fucked to go in loops
maxthewicked100 2 months ago
after seeing all of leons graphic deaths in re4 this is a diasapointment
satellite277 2 months ago
Oh lara you always seem to die the most violent ways but you wont ever drop a single drip of blood only in the old tomb raiders so what the fucks with that??
maxthewicked100 2 months ago
@maxthewicked100 Wait for Tomb Raider 2012. We're getting gore and Horror.
deidaratobisasori 2 months ago
@maxthewicked100 pg13
KspyrusTR 2 months ago
For Lara's sake, press the button!
PurpleParrotLover 2 months ago
DAMN NATURE,YOU SCARY!
SodaGod1000 2 months ago
So at 1:30 was that guy trying to rape her or something?
EdGoneNuts 2 months ago
2:47 Scout from TF2?
IronicMuststash 2 months ago
@IronicMuststash No,no- Wait.. He DID kinda sound like him lol.
Kilesfactor 2 months ago
@IronicMuststash That's what I thought. Sounds a bit like him as well.
Brandonlym 1 month ago
LOL
leozim1001 2 months ago
BOOM!!! SLING SHOT!!!!!
tinygreenhat 2 months ago
hmm that t-rex is suprisingly cordinated for not even having hands
tinygreenhat 2 months ago
This was the first ps game i played i can,t believe that i couldent kill the dino lol! I musta played 50 games since then, but i still might play it again
Hannible100 3 months ago
The lack of blood makes me sad
Aff01000001 3 months ago
No blood :(
fungstupid 3 months ago
NOM NOM NOM
MYSOULOFDOOM 3 months ago
too easy game
Leoxed098 3 months ago
0:41 There should be a Message
Press R3 button to grab Raptor's Neck before it bites you
MrPathorn 3 months ago
2:32 I thought he was gonna rape her.
stormdumb 3 months ago
is this one called tomb raider aniversery?
TheDivacrew 3 months ago
I never wanted to repeat dying over and over again, so I never heard these lines before. I assume many other people didn't as well. Thanks to posting this - efforts of many actors are saved.
Virtimera 3 months ago
She's the hottest.
TheDarkFenix 3 months ago
anyone else came here because of the picture?
trungpham612 3 months ago
5:03 god of war symbol
arbitor365 3 months ago
It's called "Omega".
filipeflower03 3 months ago
In my opinion, what is missing to the Tomb Raider Series is some blood. Not like huuuge blood or lara's body being turn into pieces, but a few blood would be nice. I mean, a T-rex catch her and no blood comes out? :/
tmuradas 3 months ago
T-rex is the best! :D.
Hannyra 3 months ago
@MixedAddict oh really but not!
misscutepuppy102 3 months ago
I think Larson (The guy with the shotgun) has a crush on Lara.
MixedAddict 3 months ago
1:20 dinosaur- dumb bitch EAT THIS!! I THROW U ON THE WALL!!!
lolful64 3 months ago
why do they have to say something after they kill her?
crisphate95 4 months ago
this is funny :D
pruttkompis 4 months ago
3:13 bitch get pwned
crazyJTvideos 4 months ago
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crazyJTvideos 4 months ago
" Au revoir Mademoiselle "
TheAkitsuna 4 months ago
Watching this gives me a serious Aeon Flux vibe.
apvideogame 4 months ago
No blood?
CODNinjaman 4 months ago
@CODNinjaman tomb raided didnt have much gore. Unlike newer games like dead island
superfreak150 4 months ago
2:30 And offcourse, the nigger stabs the white chick.
ClikeWorks 4 months ago
@5:04 god of war symbol?
LukeNoShizz 4 months ago
@LukeNoShizz thats also the omega letter
Riah8426 4 months ago
It's called "OMEGA", which happens to be a letter from the Greek alphabet. This same symbol also appeared in 'Sonic Heroes', so it's not necessarily related to God of War.
filipeflower03 4 months ago
@filipeflower03 omega huh? thanx for the info
LukeNoShizz 4 months ago
Press 2 for best death + scream ever!
emzandjono 4 months ago
i hear leon from re4
LighthawkForce 4 months ago
Sorry, i prefer the version of psx.
No this with history modified.
Nexus779 4 months ago
is ps2
MegaRaquino 4 months ago
1:42.....And that kills her how?
Delpha77 4 months ago
1:26 if you see what the guy says you will agree why this is rape lolz
showlegacy619 4 months ago
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SheIIyDeKiller 4 months ago
is tomb raider anniversy just the first game
peanutbutter3210 4 months ago
@peanutbutter3210 no but its a remake of the first one i think but its not first one (im a big fan)XD
emarladDEATH 4 months ago
@emarladDEATH is it one through three because i might get it
peanutbutter3210 4 months ago
@peanutbutter3210 um i know there is 7 this one is 8 or 9 i stoped playing since they went to ps2 there is
number 1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 5(cronicals) then angel of darkness(6) and legand thats 1 to seven
emarladDEATH 4 months ago
how come fucking dinosaurs with huge jaws bite her and there's no blood? i call bullshit on that
Koyaanitsqatsi 4 months ago
@Koyaanitsqatsi Because this is suposed to be the rank for TEEN not for MATURE haha
SakuraWhish 4 months ago
@SakuraWhish yeah, well.... i guess it is a video game after all =/
Koyaanitsqatsi 4 months ago
1:22 Oof!
DataProwler 4 months ago
why won't they just fucking rape her to death?
Xero2361 4 months ago
1:33 I lol so hard at that part!!
FelipeOrochi 4 months ago
WHERE THE FUCKING HELL IS THE BLOOD???!!!
FelipeOrochi 4 months ago
@FelipeOrochi They said in one of the developer commentaries that they couldnt have blood in the game because of how Eidos wanted a T rated game. Its also why they didnt impale her like they did in the original games.
TheCryoScales 4 months ago
@TheCryoScales Oh, I see. It's like Mortal Kombat VS DCU right? Or is just because Eidos don't do M rated games...or is just copyrights? (or WTF it's called)
FelipeOrochi 4 months ago
@FelipeOrochi It's more like Eidos believed the game would sell a lot better as a T rated game then an M one
TheCryoScales 4 months ago
@TheCryoScales So, you are basically saying that they basically studied the selling rate of games at that time and got to the conclusion that T rated games where sold more or either that they thought it would sell more? If that's so, then many thanks! (if that's is correct or not plz reply! (: )
FelipeOrochi 4 months ago
@FelipeOrochi I wouldn't say they studied it. It's just more likely people would buy a T rated adventure title then an M one. The game was marketed as a laptop game and it sold very well on the PC as a result for that reason. The same thing occurred when they made Guardian of Light and marketed that as a laptop game.
TheCryoScales 4 months ago
@TheCryoScales Ah...They though the game din't needed the violence to sell well right? Thank you anyway!
FelipeOrochi 4 months ago
om nom nom nom
CognizantCheddar 4 months ago 2
Why the hell are these QTEs an eternity long?
strikerk 4 months ago 2
I was only 6 when i played this.The pause button was temporary...
LucarioAndFriends 4 months ago 2
1:31 ok, tit fuck time!
keasy666 4 months ago 35
@keasy666 i notice that tooooooo
zombiekillerof115 3 months ago
You sure seems to have very long time to do the Quick Time Events in this game.
CyberLance26 4 months ago 2
why i´am horny?
darkbahamuth1 4 months ago 26
This ain't good...
acekoh13 4 months ago
No blood fail...
shomps 4 months ago
1:42 POCKET SAND!
GaianBlackShadow2011 4 months ago
Pause at 1:31 ... It looks like sex! xD
enzomaxtay 4 months ago
and this kiddies is what it would be like if you did this in real life
toothtwister64 5 months ago
lol all of these death scenes remind me of either mortal kombat or the matrix
0111person 5 months ago
These games need more gore.
MrNorbert1994 5 months ago
I could never play a single Tomb Raider game, i always got too distracted watching Lara's ass and legs.
Naverpace 5 months ago
she dies in pretty fucked up ways
wwenumberonefanboy 5 months ago
It bothers me that theres no blood
InvaderGIR98 5 months ago
@InvaderGIR98 she doesn't have any, all she has is frickin organs and bones! and flesh...
leishify 5 months ago
@leishify She really IS immortal.... especially since she can die multiple times and still come out unscathed!
InvaderGIR98 4 months ago
Anniversary as in...death anniversary?
Akfamilyhome 5 months ago
2:13 pretty much sums up me if I were the star of an action movie...
TheLegendOfRandy 5 months ago
Vladimir Lenin is in the game? AWESOME! xD
SovietLenin1 5 months ago
1:31 "I'm starting to think your not interested." -Game Over
xTasogare 5 months ago
Where's blood? WE WANT GORE
DentsCraft 5 months ago
@DentsCraft Well this game is a 12, but i agree. I mean where the bloody gore in the ways she was diying ?
xMrsEfronx 5 months ago
@xMrsEfronx It's okay, if blood doesn't fly in fireball scene, if somebody shoots Lara etc, but when Kold stabs Lara/dinosaurus eats her, it looks very odd without blood.
DentsCraft 5 months ago
@DentsCraft
its to avoid the game getting a higher age rating. still lame :P
xRocketzFighterx 5 months ago
@xRocketzFighterx True...
DentsCraft 5 months ago
Friendly fire enabled 4:29
marioluigi1997 5 months ago
>>1:01
Yeah. Those handguns are going to do a lot of good against a fucking T-Rex!
thegameulost 5 months ago
2:35 Did Kold just penetrate Lara Croft's vagina using his bowie knife!?
Zennuts1 5 months ago
2:35 Did Kold just penetrate Lara Croft's vagina with his bowie knife!?
Zennuts1 5 months ago
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2:35 Did Kold just penetrate Lara Croft's vagina with his bowie knife!?
Zennuts1 5 months ago
2:35 Did Kold just penetrate Lara Croft's vagina with his bowie knife!?
Zennuts1 5 months ago
2:35 Did Kold just penetrate Lara Croft's vagina with his bowie knife!?
Zennuts1 5 months ago
the wigger makes less sense the nthe fire headed demon lady.
azra113 5 months ago
4:02 has got to be the most brutal tomb raider death ever
SuperHappyFunTimeLol 5 months ago
0:49 Twitchy left hand.
soulessphilosopher 5 months ago
Damn..... look at them titties.....
theangusbugg 5 months ago
lara:ahhhh ohhhh ahhhh ohhh ahhhhhhhhh ohhhhh
Groglurk 5 months ago
1:22 i was expecting him to breath fire on her...THAT would be freaking hilarious!
tiamat234 5 months ago
You see dat kold?! dat was all me!
Saturnstales 5 months ago
thats it.... rape that white chick
musicmakespeace 5 months ago
2:35 the best
Sherkan1992 5 months ago
Worse death: 1:21
hflgoulart 5 months ago
sadest death "having your head bit off whall your pined
TheBoomerPride 5 months ago
GO FOR THE BOOOOOOBS!!!
Bombsgalor 5 months ago
omg rape w black guy
hikaru50ful 5 months ago
LOL..Eminem at 2:49
PolizeiPaul 5 months ago
I find this so friggin' funny xDD
dinopeque 6 months ago
Why does this turn me on?
deathshadow2492 6 months ago
2:53 omg k-fed killed Lara
evilbankai80 6 months ago
xD dobrej headshot xDD
jooker2053 6 months ago
i have that game on my ps2 and i'm trying to download it to the pc.
this is the best game ever!!
035472229 6 months ago
I never played this game, so why is Eminem trying to kill Lara?
Kile1592 6 months ago 82
2:14 boom! headshot!
mrhamster991 6 months ago
The people who kill her make the most Worst puns, EVER.
SStuwie 6 months ago
How does she die after the first Larson attack? Stupid...