Kevin Smith Comic-Con 2005

[TheTrinirocker]

kevin is jus brilliant at making crazy jokes. i love him

[Domzdream]

H-yeah! Passion of the christ: the second coming. (He's back and he's baaaad!')

[GCismyFhero]

when he said who fucked her to death was that kind of mean to mock his dead mom just to make poeple laugh!!

[tarquinbiscuitbarrel]

that was hilarious.

what kind of plonker replies to a mum joke with 'my mum's dead' ?

[tjeerdomaat]

5:32

[tjeerdomaat]

5:58

[TheTrinirocker]

@GCismyFhero i didnt think he was mean, i think he said it to stop the sad moment from happening

[skrason]

Seriously. Comics spend months honing their acts. This guy gets up in front of all these people, nothing written, nothing rehearsed, and KILLS. Now that's a comedian.

[weedipikia]

Yeah, as opposed to Carlos Mencia or Jim Norton who aren't funny at all no matter how hard they try. Hacks.

[Isaiasm2006]

You've done your research well. A+.

[MalachorWraith]

Mencia is clearly a hack but Norton is a fucking brick shit house of dick jokes.

[loveupskirts]

man, lol, hahahah, there is nothing this guy wiont say lolol hahahahahah

[brookecorps]

"are you willing to suck cock for your dreams?"

lol.

I heart Kevin Smith

[Moomoogogo]

MallChrist.

xD

[spartanator117]

guys that whole dead mom thing was terrible. that was just disgusting.

what if his mom actually did die? doesnt that make kevin smith a total fucking asshole?

[nhonho23]

no.

[SpencerBelvedere]

not at all... O.o... he doesnt know that person at all... it isnt personal... its just words.

[hOOdilol]

are u like a n00b or something?...HELLOOOO, IS ANYBODY OUT THERE, HE-HE-HELLOOOOOOO....ROFLMAO

[arsenalsuxxx]

Because i fucked u're mom

LMFAO

WHo do u think fucked her to death

ROFLMFAO

[dmon007]

Kevin Smith is just awesome :D

[OctoberSaint]

ROFLMAO - @ " we both love MaryJane, but I REALLY want to lick your balls !! "

[MisuriX]

was the first guy the How Many Days fag?

[theeNappy]

Holy shit I think I know the dude who asked the 2nd question...

[cmsgt8hewett]

he is so quick with the come backs: "that is alright who do you think fucked her to death"

[hourof10]

Hahaha. Loaves and fishes.

[melons69]

brutal!

[oceanbelow]

Kevin Smith = Hero

[Wakkco]

Dude, you need like a tripod..The shaking makes the video horrible.

[AllisonBookworm]

Heh, how are you gonna get a tripod into one of these things?

[Wakkco]

Put it in a bag? Since it was COMIC-CON. Everyone had bags. :]

[PentaGonPictures]

Your actually not allowed tripods; fire hazard. But I have a kinka mono-pod in successive Comic-Con vids.

[twodragonswithguns]

r u fuck kidding? i dnt even care that you wanna bash jews, lets be honest who doesnt? but why you gotta kill the buzz. was that the first thing that cam to your mind? fuck dude at least let us into the thought process. like i enjoyed that-i dont enjoy jews-jews could do that thing. jst clue us in next time u nazi fuck. even hitler started with an "its great to be in germany" before the jew bashing.

[freedomwarrior13]

"Are wou willing to suck cock for your dreams?We all gotta start somewhere, you can start on your knees!"

OMFG Kevin Smith is such a cool guy

[deviledegg702]

LOL...Are you willing to suck cock for your dreams....God how do you not love this man.

[Bal0un]

i love how he is so humble, not every day you see a director like that

[cdowg187]

I just have to say this, the only thing spiderman 3 was missing (other then a good plot) was hardcore gay emo sex! hahahaha

[ronariverah]

OMG

[PinkPonny8]

Oah he rocks!!!!!!!! <3

[WelshPirate69]

HAHAHA! No shame, no shame. That's funny shit right there, Kevin Smith rocks!

[JIMMYinAwell]

Kevin Smith Can say anything he want! why u might ask B/C HE FUCKING ROCK AND IF U DONT LOVE HIM! ILL KICK YOU ASS

[taintedseed]

Dude, Kevin Smith fucking rules. I love the dark/sarcastic humour he has, such as myself. And the fact that it takes someone with at least a bit of intelligence to understand it. The original Clerks is one of the greatest movies ever made.

[jasbrid]

At first glance, i thought your second sentence said something different. I thought you were alluding to you being an example of Smith's dark/sarcastic humor.

[Arthur5041975]

The guy in the video did say "weight" at first.

[XXdarktheifXX]

"are you willing to suck cock for your dream? everyones gotta start somewere you just gotta start on your knees

[Arthur5041975]

I love Kevin Smith more than I love cake.

[Tristan00]

haha love that retard wailing at the end "he died for your sins!!" but yeah, this interview doesnt flatter Kevin. he seems nice in others but this is just shameless.. "i fucked your mum"... deerrp....

[Treyworld]

My best friend, my cousin and I were fuckin' there!!!!!!!!!

[adzz2k]

tht bit were he said who do u think fucked her to death was harsh but fukin hilarious

[Sweeney1988]

Do you have to be over 18 to go to comic con? I guess you do, if you have guests like Kevin!?

[PentaGonPictures]

Comic-con is for all ages

[Sweeney1988]

weird since he swares all the fukn time.

[Tylerd172]

@Sweeney1988 This is way late like 4years now but they usually tell them to watch the language and warn the audience it will be intended for 18+

[Sweeney1988]

@Tylerd172 lol thanks

[fyshh]

Hey Alias you fucking douche, I'll tell you what is funny: Your account getting suspended. Snootchie bootchies bitch.

[plugindave]

LOL Who do you think fucked her to death?

if the guy's mum HAD died, i don't think he would have continued talking to Kevin

[IllmaticSword]

I've wanted to see this video in full online since I went to Comic-con. And to answer your statement, my mother had died, but the chance to talk to Kevin like that (and to have him make a joke like that at my expense) was just too great to pass up.

[narcojloleptic]

ha.... kick crist in the nuts!!!!

[theburnoutzero]

aw dude you missed the best part, i was at this comicon but right when the vid cuts someone yells "he died for our sins" talking about jesus and kevin was like, "i went to catholic school, I FUCKEN LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU DO MOTHERFUCKER!"

[jawsh302]

If Kevin Smith met one of those people who are against him, and they started criticizing him, he would find a way to make it funny... KS rocks

\m/

[grimey6049]

If you watch him vs Leila video it's clear he's getting vicious before he makes it funny for a while.

[Viper129]

Fuck fuck, motherfuck, fuck, smokin weed, and drinkin beer, and gettin' high, fuck, fuck, motherfuck, fuck.

[spidey2064]

exactly. both of you are dead right. jersey rocks! and kevin smith rule.

[sexyslavetoy]

I have to agree with BlackMamba85 at least halfway! If you are from Jersey, or know someone from Jersey, born and raised, then this is just how we are. Now that i live in Alabama, its obvious to me that Jersey people are edgey and constantly crossing the line. Its been pointed out to me numerous times how straight forward i am! But i love Kevin for his humor and style! If you don't get Kevin Smith's "style" you just don't get people from Jersey! And probably never will! JERSEY REPRESENT!

[FuriousGorge]

I fucking love Jersey, but it fucking hates me and everyone else. That's just how it goes.

[BlackMamba85]

Some of you don't even get Smith if you were offended by any of this. Too soft. He's the type you can joke back with and match wits with.

The dick riders asking question however were mad emberassing.

[AliasTravis]

shut the fuck up. u think ur so cool cause u find jay and bob funny. i just took a dump, eat my shit,.

[Hikawa07]

Don't insult someones intelligence when you make so many fucking spelling and punctuation errors.

[FuriousGorge]

"Don't insult someones intelligence when you make so many fucking spelling and punctuation errors."

And before anyone makes any retarded comebacks about that statement: this is a text-based medium of communication, if you spell like a idiot you present yourself as a idiot. You have no one to blame but yourself.

[ishotgreedo]

that would be "an" idiot, not "a" idiot. duh.

[FuriousGorge]

Guh, I guess it's a good thing I didn't mention grammar.

[ishotgreedo]

well played.

[JackBerton]

Kevin smith just talks shit about everyone who ever asks him a question. He gets to the question and answers them well, but always with a stabb to the questioner.

[boggyplanet]

christians and all their sentimental bullshit about death. get over it. aren't you supposed to think there is life after death, so stop nagging crybabies. the kid was just trying to fuck him with that comment otherwise he would never had gone on and asked him the question. stupid asses

[jp216purkis]

What a son of a bitch. Whenever he said he was a media whore i never took it seriously until i saw this clip. He's just a lowlife leach, treating his fans like sacrificial lambs to get a few laughs out of the audience. What an asshole. I lost all respect for him.

[Deltasix]

If this caused you to loss respect for him you never really knew Kevin Smith's movie.

[jp216purkis]

It's one thing to make fun of yourself. It's another thing entirely to make fun of one of your own fans in fron of thousands of people. And there are no hidden messages in comedy. Comedy is about the truth. And I'm not some nun making a fuss about his deplorable language. He can say cock or shit as much as he fucking wants for all I care but trating you own fan like that for attention makes him a fatass bottom feeder.

[FuriousGorge]

Yeah, HE'S the fatass bottom feeder and yet here you are bitching repeatedly about something he said because he knew it would make people laugh. You sure him in his place.

[shadowflight20]

Dude your a fucking moron. HE is a fucking Genous when it comes to movies and even his stand ups

[RattlesnakeMoonshine]

Would be cool if that guys movie was uploaded here. Anyone know if it is?

[googz3]

these fucking fanboys have to think of better questions...shit. people just raise their hand and start sucking his dick. "Mr. Smith, you are my god, clerks is my favorite movie ever...my question is why are you so good?" seriously, I was embarrassed by every question. and as far as the dead mother thing goes, i would have said the same thing. What did that kid try to make him feel bad by saying "my mothers dead actually". what a pussy. thanks for throwing it back in his face kevin smith

[thebhs]

was someone giving him guff at the end of that ?

[PentaGonPictures]

Yeah, ready the previous comments for the explanation.

[SoullessGabe]

pretty cool stuff :)

[AAFB]

who do you think fucked her to death?

damn man thats crossing the line even for kevin fucking smith.

[LuisManuel316]

Agreed..funny but still....shouldnt speek i'll of the dead.

[mikegloady]

He wasn't speaking ill of the dead - he was claiming to have fucked her whilst she was alive (til she was dead) and he didn't complain about the experience.

[Lobbdalobster]

The guy wasn't serious when he said she was dead. He was just trying to shut him down....

Kevin SMith saw that I called his bluff...

[LadyLauraLost]

Whats that shit the person in the person in the background is yelling at the end?

[PentaGonPictures]

It's in the earlier comments.

[nicholai2123]

KICK ASS!!!

[minhaj78]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

"Who do u think fucked her to death?"

[bacci40]

smith and mewes go to almost every con...smith is an attention whore...but that's a good thing....im just pissed i missed the rosario dawson panel....nothing hotter than a hot chick that digs comics and is producing one.

[PentaGonPictures]

Yeah, that was cool. I'll be posting that video soon.

[SwollenEyeAgent]

this upsets me. WHY CANT I BE THERE! I WANT TO BE NEAR HIM

[PentaGonPictures]

He's gonna be at San Diego Comic-Con this next weekend!!

[SwollenEyeAgent]

I hope he's there next year that when I'm going...

[AffleckFan]

The man is a genius!

[HAND11]

It sounds like there was a heckler at the end. What was he saying?

[melissabean]

I believe he was saying "Jesus died for your sins!". Then Kevin and him got into it and it was pretty hilarious. I wish the footage would have continued so that everyone could see it.

[PentaGonPictures]

Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. Actually, the heckler said that and Smith said he knew that and that he dug the dude, etc. Sadly, batteries or film were running out.

[Jokerbaby4]

i think kevin said, "i love jesus motherfucker!"

[teletub]

Giggity!