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  • So... I should move... to.... Rapture?

  • a free thinker is the only FREE MAN or FREE WOMAN in the world! this is funny, thanks

  • honestly, i dont think god hates athiests

  • Oh well they're only atheists till they die.

  • ATHIEST AND PROUD 

  • Die you christian capitalistic swine!

  • NOOOOOO ATHEISTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *die*

  • die you commie

  • This was hilarious. Nice job. For those of you who don't know, it's something called a "joke" video. You can stop crying now.

  • I've only ever seen one remotely anti-atheist educational film from the 1950 and it was "Are you a Communist or a Citizen" and it wasn't explicitly anti-atheist. Every other film was perfectly tolerant of atheists.

  • atheists dont hate the bible that would be antitheist

  • stalin 40 million killed militant atheist , mao 65 million killed , pol pot 2.5 million or 25% of cambodias population and on and on

  • Funny how everything bad then,...is actually good and ok now. And what was good then,...is bad now. The world has done an about face. Turning good to bad,....and bad to good. Scary when you think about it.

  • I don't want to be an atheist or anything.. Sadly, in this society, I have to be, just for my rights.

  • homosexualism=free prostate massage for everyone lol

  • I guess it is time for eternal damnation!

    Hell will split wide open and swallow me whole!

    Maybe the magic Jewish zombie will levitate down and strike me down to hell...

  • Are those He-Man action figures in the background?

  • This made me fall on the ground laughing.

  • you fucking prick u think this shit is funny? first of all people who HATE jesus and the bible r called ANTICHRISTS and we did evolve from monkeys we have proof and if people r gay and want 2 get married fine idk thats their choice and religion starts 78% of all wars and as an atheist i am deeply insulted by this video and i am speaking for all atheists everywhere.you can go beileve what u want but get ur facts right asshole

  • ALL wars are about religion.

    Religions related to "gods", ideas or even... football teams.

  • i'm an atheist, motherfuckers

  • Hello my name's bobby jo, I live out in the country. I believe in the bible word for word as god's word, even though it was written by thousands of different people over a few thousand years and changed a thousand times. I also believe in Santa Claus, the boogie man, and the ghost of Micheal Jackson who rapes little children in their dreams.

  • Pleae, shut the fuck up, I'm an Atheist so what? I don't HATE god, I ust don't think he is real

  • @thewerdoisme But just because they are imaginary doesn't mean they aren't (REAL), all it takes is a little imagination.

  • use proper tags u retard

  • Im NOT a hater, nor do I ever comment in a neg. way. But please. This truly sucks.

  • It's not only Atheists who hate Christians and Jesus. A Pagan like me hate em too. :)

  • IT WAS DEM DAMN GERMANS AND JAPANESE WHO CREATED THEM ATHEISTS!

    BIO WEAPON SCOURGE I TELL YA!

    lol

  • @xIegionx Lenin, Troskey, and Marx were all Atheist. Only Marx was a german.

  • @AcidWorks95 Marx was the main subject of the germans to create an atheist to destroy the World after they lost WW2

  • @xIegionx Wow, you are a dumbass. How fucking Christian are yah? Us Pagans got a saying for you, it goes, "Jesus is the answer (if the question is who created a slave religion based on greed and the original sin)

  • @AcidWorks95 Wow, you are gullible. Just goes to show how gullible and stupid pagans are.

  • Communists suck!

  • @opacid Why? I am a far Leftist and I'm still a Democrat. I'm very Democratic.

  • Did Jack Chick write the script for this one? ROTFLOL!!!!

  • The speaker isnt from the 1950´s, its a new voice added.

  • Henry Kissinger, a Jew, was one of the worse killers in history.

    Torquemada, Arbués, Salazar, Franco and Hitler were devout Catholics.

    Witch-hunters were Protestant.

    Mussolini was officially a Catholic, though not devout.

    Hassan Shahid Suhrawardy, the killer of Hindus, was a Qur'anic Muslim (no relation to Non-Mohammedan Muslims, who do not follow the Qur'an).

    The Qing dynasty worshipped the Manchurian gods.

    The massacres in the Sino-Japanese war were perpetrated by Shinto followers.

  • Liberdade> Non - Muhammidan Muslims??? Ain't that like a no Christ Christian? How does that work?

  • Islam, the worship of Allah, is a very ancient tradition in Arabia. It existed a long time before the seventh century. Centuries before European chivalry novels, Arabia already had that kind of literature. Many religious books were written in Arabic before and after the Qur'an. Worshippers of Allah who do not follow the Qur'an call themselves Non-Mohammedan Muslims.

    They have no connection with Islamic fundamentalism, nor with the worship of Arab goddesses, which is a different religion.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista I hardly call Hitler a devout Catholic.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista The runners of the Gulags- atheists

    Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge- atheists

    Nouth Korea- atheist

    Stalin- rejected Jesus

    and so this isn't onesided Ayn Rand- atheist

  • @LiberdadeHedonista

    > Implying Hitler was Catholic

    His mother was a Jew and Catholics were included in the list of people who were purged.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista Hitler was Nordic. See how paganism isn't in there? If it is your will to convert, convert, if not, follow your own will and be happy. :) (I'm Thelemic, not just a crazy person)

  • @AcidWorks95

    Hail Eris

  • @LiberdadeHedonista Don't put Franco and Hitler in one row, you fucking communist. You have to be fucking stupid to say someone who broke the Fifth Commandment 20 million times was a Catholic. Go get a mind for yourself, you dumb idiot.

    Mussolini was an atheist - he claimed Christianity to be a sect.

  • @NiobNeo What is a communist?

  • @NiobNeo I'm a communist first off and I think that Franco was an ok leader. I mean he kept Spain out of the war. Now Hitler, he was a stupid piece of shit!

  • @LiberdadeHedonista

    And Darth Vader, the man who blew up Alderan, was a Sith!!

  • @LiberdadeHedonista I don't know about these other men, but it's near fact that Adolph Hitler was only Catholic in his youth and early adulthood. After that it gets pretty messed up. Some say he had Norse beliefs. Others say he had been a self proclaimed messiah of his own occult. I don't know.

  • @UberMenschNowFilms Well, there are documents, in several historical archives, where Hitler's government gives instructions to burn books by Atheists, Jews and anyone who disdained Christianity or supported the Enlightenment. Haeckel, the supporter of Darwin, was forbidden. The lists of books to burn state that Christianity is the religion of the Volk. But that does not prove the government belonged to any Christian cult, of course.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista Here is what I heard: Some of Hitler's closest advisors revealed that there were special meeting where there were sacrifices, talk of Thule, and some sort of strange worship. Ancient Norse? Occult? Maybe this is just crap?

  • @LiberdadeHedonista Let´s remember the RED guys maybe will be a little more fair!

    Lenin, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Castro and dozens of communist killers are reponsible for 120.000.000 of deaths

    big numbers for the atheists don´t you think???? C´mon commie boy wake up for reality

  • @ElvisBrBc What is a "commie boy"? And what does "communist" mean?

  • @LiberdadeHedonista And Mao, Pol Pot, Lenin, Stalin, and in most respects, the Nazis, were all atheists.

    Hitler was NOT Catholic. I must denounce that line in the harshest terms possible. He was raised in a Catholic family, but he became an apostate and turned to worshiping the "Aryan super race", and threw out God entirely.

  • @Nonamearisto

    Being educated by Catholics does not make anyone Catholic.

    Hitler claimed (maybe falsely), in several occasions, after his thirties, that he was Catholic. Under his government, books supporting the Enlightenment, and romantic novels depicting the daily lives of Secularists, Pagans or Jews, were burned.

    Quite different from Mussolini, who was officially Catholic and made the Vatican a country, but never showed any signs of devotion (maybe he was pious, but did not show it).

  • @LiberdadeHedonista

    Kissinger - nonpracticing jew if at all religious

    Hitler - Complex - more along the lines of PanDeism.

    Witch Hunters were mostly catholic, but they were real organized and were usually doing things for other reasons (land and money)

    Mussolini was a militant atheist who was kicked out of his church as a boy because of how disruptive and disrespectful he was during service.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista So that means EVERY religious person is automatically bad, right?

  • @PhenomFan013 No.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista So why imply that religion is evil when only a small part of it's followers are?

  • @PhenomFan013

    What religion, what evil and which followers? What does this post refer to?

  • @PhenomFan013 You're completely missing the point. He's pointing out that people who are religious can be horrible, it's not some domain of atheists.

  • @LiberdadeHedonista Henry Kissinger was a pretty swell guy.

  • so lame

  • i lold

  • laugh now, cry later...

  • LAME!!!!!!!

  • Dude, please use spell check!!!!!

  • I has a job I caint be woryed abowt littel detales like spelin. If I cood crewsade fulltime than I wood be abel to does alot more reserch.

  • i love how u are so dumb ClickPanic that u cant even spell "stupid"

  • that was stupid

  • Lmao, awesome! *high-fives*

  • ROFLMAO

  • Zombie Jebus!

  • HAHAHA!!

    Does no on else find this amusing?

  • I have that same Jolly Rancher flag in my room.

  • you have much time on your hands

  • Unfortunately yes, Yes I do.

  • rrrrrr how i hate gringos!!

  • and I hate beaners like you!!!

  • That's capitalism for ya. Gotta be narrowminded

  • why tag it "old" or "50's" when it's not either? how about tagging it correctly so people aren't duped into viewing a video of you in your mom's basement trying different masks on?

  • I don't have a basement.

  • ZYCON?

  • well...flesh & blood anyways...

  • Anyway you look at it, christianity and zombieism have a long, twisting relationship with each other.

  • But I thought we were the Zombies feeding on the regenerated flesh of super-Jesus! I thought He was like Charleton Heston in Omega Man...boy am I naive!

  • Jesus was a zombie that rose from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. The bible left that part out!!!

  • I dunno, I think it's in there but it's a bit like Shaun of The Dead, they're not using the 'Z' word.

  • WOW!!! what a dumb shit!Maybe this idiot should read something other than that great book of fiction known as the bible.

  • Wow! Did you think that this vid was made by a christian? Hahaha, fucking idiot.

  • this video proves that atheists are persecuted

  • this video proves that atheists are persecuted

  • I learned something from this video: Drugs are bad.

  • WELL, I AM NOT ATHEIST AND I DO NOT WANT TO MARRY SNAKE!!!!!

    ....in fact I am really hoping for lovely romantic wedding in some poetic little church with a good man by my side :) Funny video :)!!

  • ::cough cough:: I'm atheist and I'm positive we didn't come from monkeys. Darwin says we come from a simlar branch closely related to chimpanzes. So therefore, we aren't 'monkey evolved'. Duh!

  • Indeed. I'm an atheist. I honestly never thought rational, free thinking people would ever see this as being serious and non-sarcastic.

  • oh no, don't get me wrong! ^ ^ I thought this was a funny video, I laughed contently. Just wanted to make a point to some of the people who really thought that was darwins theory. Sorry if I sounded offensive. Anywho, funny video, I love how the christain was scream XD

  • thank you...

  • Gay marriage will lead to reptilian marriage!? Wow, I didn't quite see that one coming as a logical next step!

  • hahah, that was GREAT! 5/5 from me!

  • IDIOT!!!!

  • Christianity is inherently RASCIST.

  • lol great video!! 5/5

  • LOL, that's the common Christian for you, by the way, was that a black mage at 2:20

  • Nah, It's Orko from Masters Of The Universe who is incredibly similar to a black mage.

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