Whose Line: Lottery Hoedown (I)

[riskova7]

I am kind of stupid, I will explain why

I once won the lottery, what a lucky guy

Over 1 million dollars, I thought I would stick it

But instead I spent every dollar on more lotto tickits

[BornToBSumbody]

i was kind of hurt when Wayne joked about Michael Jackson :-( i know it's silly but it's how i feel.

[l4nc0r]

6:25am... need sleep.. but i guess i'll watch one more WLIIA video..

[iLexieOfficial]

R.I.P Michael Jackson

I'LL KILL DREW FOR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MJ!!!

[TheManimal11]

The sad part is, that if you're watching this recently, we just want Michael Jackson alive :(

[AandM1234]

Here's what I'd do if I won lottery!

I'd give all the money to 12Medbe!

It would be a thank you for all of his time!

Thank you for Posting all these vids of whose line!

[captaintyinknotts]

about 70% of Ryan's hoedowns have to do with Drew omg

[MyGamer125]

Drew's best Hoedown

[Keyes101react]

If i won the lotto, id be so happy

But even then i wouldnt be as rich as mr carey

A man with two shows and who keeps secrets at his best

Which isnt very good, you know, the girl under the desk

[stevechambers500]

If I won the lottery I know what I'd do here.

I'd get a brand new house and start my music career.

Yes, that's what I'd do with all that money.

I know it's kind of obvious this hoedown's not that funny.

[FlentOrbix1138]

If Ryan ever says scary, you know the next line is a diss on Drew.

[l4nc0r]

@FlentOrbix1138 hairy, mary, dairy, etc there's quite a few ryan can use to rhyme it with drew; but nonetheless it's always hilarious when ryan pokes fun at drew :3

[EPICMANLYMEN]

If I won the lottery boy I'd be happy,

I got the lottery ticket from my grand old pappy,

It wasn't really funny when I tried to cash it,

It was really fake and my dad's head I bashed it!

[PokemonMasterD96]

Time for my 1st hoedown

Winning the lottery would kind of funny

Boy i don't know what I'd do with all that money

alot of people think that it would be a nice twist

But when I win the lottery I'll slit ABC's fucking wrist

[Shadowlurcker]

SOME ONE LET RYAN WIN THE LOTTERY!

[piguy314159]

Did they really need to censor "balls"?

[fall92baby]

@piguy314159

welcome to America. Where we say you have free speech, but if it could be considered offensive (or unsuitable for children) it gets bleeped.

[zsbenzc280]

Cathy is kinda cute

[urdurdur]

When Ryans last line about firing drew carey, its because he HATES HOEDOWNS, but i love em

[mthwildcat827]

When Ryan sung, "it would be kinda scary", how many people knew he would say something about Drew in the last line? 

[arwentheelf02]

Best part is Colin's "Oh my GOD!" at the very end.

[Roo1604]

What am I gunna spend my lottery winnings on now Michael Jackson's dead? :(

[1hanzus]

@Roo1604 poop

[jamesroad316]

I won the lottery just the other day

I got a lot of money and I spend it all my way

But what was the best thing I did you ask my friend

I went to ABC and made them air whose line again

[bakufan1100]

If I won the lottery, here's what I would do.

I would buy missiles, large and small tanks too.

My very first mission, cuz i'm sick of the fever

My first opponent would be that asshole Justin Bieber

[bakufan1100]

@bakufan1100 I just won the lottery, and put my plan to action.

I spent every dime, even with taxation.

My mission epically worked, while in North Carolina.

His pants blew off, and I proved he has a vagina

[TakeruSTakomi]

I just won the lottery, I had a lot of luck

The jackpot was huge, it was 10 million bucks

But I don't get the money, it really makes me groan

Cause all of the cash went to pay my student loans.

[halfdogderek]

@TakeruSTakomi Where did you go? Brown for your bachelor's degree and Harvord for your masters?

[11grapegatorade11]

I never play the lottery because the odds are bad. All you people wasting money really make me mad. Oh those stupid scratch-offs, it's nothing but a hoax. The only people that win are those fucking country folks.

[misanthrodee]

5 people dont like their balls being picked

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

If I ever won the lottery what could i do

I'd spend it all supplying my army of two

Then the world will be tank me no more fever

Oh My god I think i just killed Justin Bieber

no offense to those who like Bieber but this is the first thought that popped in my head

[lewi5676]

If i won the lottery wheres what id do you see,

id buy munitions, from the army,

id beat up bad guys, yup crime i would be bustin,

but i wouldnt forget, about that squeaky f*ck justin.

sorry but it had to be done

[wthomas1995]

I just won the lottery, I really am in awe

I'm going to pay ABC to open up their jaws

They're gonna suck me all night long and also the day,

until they bring back Whose Line is it Anyway

[gaamaru95]

I bought a ticket, if you couldn't tell.

Then the winning numbers came on during NFL.

I had to use the bathroom, so I missed it, you see.

Little did I know I actually won the lottery.

[kenadasaur9]

i think winning the lottery would be a blast

id tell all my friends they can kiss my ass

but then the government would come and rob me so

id be screw with no place to go

[Devastator1775]

5 people didn't win the lottery

[crappy4478]

my dream's to win the lottery, man that would be great,

i would pay it forward, i would play it straight.

but there's one thing i would do, please don't think i'm crass;

i'd find all my ex-girlfriends and tell them kiss my ass!

[3ace13]

You see I won the lottery, I had lots of cash

All I did was blow it on tons of hash

I just know that I was really rich

You took off Whose Line, ABC's A Bitch

[whoselineTV]

@3ace13 Damn Straight!

[3ace13]

@whoselineTV lol

[vampirehunterXD]

I love hoedowns, but i know that ryan doesn't

i think i could use the money to buy a show or a dosen

I don't know what ABC was thinking anyway

all i know i love whose line is it anyway

[LeviathanMist]

I love Colin's little grin after he says his last line

[Cadolots5]

Winning a lottery would kinda fun,

Boy I dont know what to do with all that money

Alot people will cheer and root for me

because I am buying Vikings and force them to stay in Minnesota

[barakalover]

@doodleedoo612 it is on at night, midnight to be exact.

[TheKorrea1000]

I'm Sorry Michael Jackson. But Wayne Owned That One That Was Great.

[TheJbhater45]

ok im sorry for the hodown about wayn but i mean come on some mj fans (like me) might take it offencive so... sorry

[spiderbull11]

@TheJbhater45

It's a joke, take it as one. When they joke about someone else, hardly anyone else takes offense by it. Why would joking about MJ be so different?

[bsleeper21]

Was even dead yet when they made this episode?? Settle down so I am assuming you hate every comedian who has ever made a joke about Michael Jackson and oh yeah he even says in the verse he considers him his friend....some people lol

[TheJbhater45]

i just lost all respect for wayn i dont know why now i cant wait till the day he dies it might have something to do with what he just said now, how whould you feal if you were dead? i hope he gets arested by a drunk cop for diesrespecting the ledindary king of pop im really a big fan of him, the king of pop you see i can be any way i want to be if you dont really like me i cant help you i dont give a crap what you say or do

[CountryMusicFanForev]

@TheJbhater45 Thank, Mr.Can'tTakeAJoke.

[13m1st5r13]

@TheJbhater45 Yeah, the guy was so legendary that congress held a moment of silence in his honor. It's just sick in my mind. When has congress ever held a moment of silence in honor of our soldiers? Never, and I've looked it up.

[SamusFreek1]

@13m1st5r13 Okay, That's not right.

The American government (And yes, I'm American, I live in Iowa, literally a half hour drive away from Nebraska.)

is a bunch of morons.

[longliveoakenfold87]

I bought a scratch off and won a ton of cash

I cashed in the ticket and spent in on a bash

But after the party, the change was all but gone

So to get another ticket, my watch I had to pawn

[d62203]

I won the lottery just the other day

I can get anything, I'll spent my money my way

A statue of Justin Bieber would rock somebody's world

But why would I want a statue of a little girl

[XavyWin7]

5 people weren't happy with someone picking their 'balls'

[triplek809]

I won the lottery I am very proud

I always hearing my name all around the town

This hoedown beat is stuck in my head

By the time this line is finished I'll probably be dead!

PROBABLY BE DEAD!!!!!

[triplek809]

I won the lottery that is realy swell

I won the lottery ima send my wife hell

Then I would buy me some extra lucky numbers

and collin mocherie some extra hot f*%kerz!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Yardnoc3103]

i always win the lottery it really is the best

everyones patience is put to the test

but i cant spend the money oh what a bummer

cause my best friend is the guy who picks the numbers

[TedKrusty]

I'd Pick Colin's Balls.... Wait what..

[6666theman]

@TedKrusty ME TOO

[AngelofEnduringLight]

I won the lottery and started to run

What I did with the money was quite fun

You can think of it as a sign

But I bought ABC and brought Whose Line

[45BATISTA]

@DairyBastardGOW1 failed 

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@45BATISTA yea...

[TheKorrea1000]

don't make fun of michael jackson!!!!!

[TedKrusty]

Way! Ive Won The Lottery Its Really Sparking Me!

Im Getting So Excited Ima Need to Pee!

Im Richer Than Someone Whos Being Quite a Diva,

So I Think Ill Take a Whizz On Fucking Justin Bieber!

[luke8979]

that was funny when Drew said we'll be right back with more whose line minus Ryan Stiles right here

[TheUnknownAvenger]

LOL for Colin for using BALLS!

[TacosAreLegit]

If I won the lottery, here's what I'd do you see.

I'd spend all my money, torturing ABC.

I'd make them do hoedowns, every single day.

That's what you get for taking whose line away!

[callumdude10]

@12Medbe

I love you for putting these up :D

[cruzmissile]

Why did they censor the word "balls"?

[Mozilla345]

I would spend it on to bring Freddie Mercury back to life.

[leeks1408]

if i won the lottery i'd just cheer and yell

i would feel so great but people tell me to go to hell

i can only think of one thing that id do with one mill

i would buy all of Playboy and forever just chill

[Toriannfitz]

If I won the lottery that would be funny

I'd buy ABC with all of my money

One show would be on all the time everyday

All that be on is Whose Line Is It Anyway

[hawke1911]

Drew's Comeback, Very Funny

[dingdongditch1000]

With someone picking my "BALLS"???

[andyrew130]

What did Colin said? When someone picking his what? If it's really inappropriate, don't tell me.

[PoppaSmacka]

@andyrew130 picking my balls lol

[markdpane]

0:57 Too late!!!!!!!

[Sword414]

Well i won the lottery, man it was a shock

$2,000,000, that is nothing to mock

What to do i never, had so much money

But i guess ill hire someone to be my honey

[houstondodgeball]

@Sword414 why should you pay her, when she's using your money

that my friend, is one expensive honey

why buy the cow, you can get the milk for free

please be careful, with your winning lottery

[Sword414]

@houstondodgeball

Don't give me your advice, that I do not need

I go at my own pace, don't influence my speed

As for those things, and all that bad stuff

Listening to your hoedown is punishment enough!

[houstondodgeball]

@Sword414

you wanna a rap battle? let the hoedown begin

droppin' beats, smokin' sweets in my Mercedes Benz

swords414, you can't step to this

I'm spittin rhymes so smooth, I got Eminem pissed

[Sword414]

@houstondodgeball

Since when is a hoedown, an Eminem impresenation

Your abilities in rapping though, are an awesome sensation

Yes sir maybe we, should stop and be friends

Then again i've never been good with amends!

[DairyBastardGOW1]

if Ryan had bought the show, we would never have heard another hoedown...

[Noonrider11]

When i win the lottery, ill get all the cash,

I'll buy a gun to kick ABC's ass.

With the leftover money, nows there 1 thing left to pay,

I'll buy ABC and put back Whose Line Is it Anyway

[riters654852]

@Noonrider11 I LOVE YOU! XD

[Noonrider11]

@Noonrider11 did i really get the most likes for something i made up in 5 seconds? xD

[lewi5676]

@Noonrider11 Whoooooooooose line anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *dun dun*

[LilacElf8582]

My lottery numbers were picked and I jumped with joy

I couldn't stop shouting oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

But my celebration was a bit too soon

The numbers weren't for the evening draw

but earlier that afternoon!

(True story. I actually cried.)

[BriGuy9881]

I won the lottery last week, i was excited

I held a party, everyone was invited

i showed them the ticket, hidden in my pottery

i said "I WON A DOLLAR ON THE NEW YORK LOTTERY!"

[Prometheusmfd]

If I won the lottery what I would buy is clear

Everyone subbed to this channel would instantly hear

I would go out of my way to make this world fine

I would contact ABC and bring back "Who's Line"

[cgsoldier4196]

i won the lottery and i got some big plans

i cant believe i have all this money in my hands

when im not blowing it away on tons of rum and scotch

i'll buy wayne brady a tv show that people would actually watch

i HATED lets make a deal :D

[tracemaster100]

when ever i see the lottery i cant help but think... the jackpot may be up to 20 million but if you multiply that x5 you get 100 million. what does that have to do with the lottery? well, those are the odds i have on winning. 100 million to 1. i don't like those odds. if i play and play i might end up spending 100 million on tickets.

[LordofOnionRings]

All of you people suck, stop posting unfunny shit

[Vip3rC4in0022]

If i won the lottery, hell ill be excited

The first thing that i would do, is get "whose line" united

of course alot of people, would find that scary

But dont worry people, i wont fire Drew Carey

[dillpickle1022]

If I won the lottery, I'd invest it all

to mcdonalds, cause it'll get me far

you might think i'm crazy, till you hear about drew

spending all his lottery money on fast food

[Crimedog3333]

If I won the lottery I'd travel here and there.

Or maybe sit around all day in my underwear.

I'd travel to Wimbledon to see Serena and Venus.

Or maybe just have surgery to enlarge my penis.

[zbradley1990]

I just won the lottery, I'm being paid in gold

I spent it at a strip club, now that was real bold

When I walked walked in, My night did really blister

Cause the headlining act was my 14 year old sister

[sprsnc20]

4 people wasted their lottery money on Michael Jackson

[videoshare123]

winning the lottery would be quite awesome

i would go out and buy a pet possum

it wasn't the best thing to buy it was quite scary

when you put them side by side they both look like drew carey

[ECL28E]

If I won the lottery, I would buy some stuff

And in this economy, which would be rough

First thing I would do is I'd buy myself a piece.

Go and kill some people and then bribe the police

[nsakic]

I don't think Kathy has ever done a hoedown.

[Velocity88]

@nsakic She's a decent actress but horrid at improv, that's why she never does them...

[gothamcity29]

I won the lottery and I was like no way

So now I am having a really great day

But so the money doesn't get old and worn

I spent it all on beer, drugs, and porn.

[ShutterBAM]

I found a lottery ticket while I was on the job

Then I watched it, won and started to sob

I was so excited, I couldn't even speak

Until I noticed the damn card was a loss from last week

[RyanMauger]

I bought a lottery ticket 'cause I was feeling the luck

I scratched it to find I'd won thirty million bucks

And the minute I got home with my winning lottery

The first that I did was I bought Colin Mochrie

[gothamcity29]

@RyanMauger

sexy

[poblo234]

Honestly I liked the green screen show better it would have probably a 9star ratin if it had hoedowns

[grimwolf100]

winning the lottery is very very cool maby I can bye a car that will make the ladies drool than i would go to my sweet honey than yell at her f$#k you now I have money.

[CorrectTV]

"balls" need to be censored? wtf

[aimeeestarr]

This is definitely one my favorite Hoedowns EVER. :DD

[Ashravinnnn]

Bring This Back!

[phoenix1977]

got to love colin's verse to bad a thing like censorship exists

[Crimedog3333]

I won the lottery jackpot just about a month ago.

Winning twelve million dollars has just boosted my ego.

I can do most anything now that I am rich.

Like saying to my girlfriend "bring me some cheeto's, bitch".

[pcf180]

I won the lottery, I won a five hundred yen.

When I got the money, I was in a lion's den.

I thought I could pay taxes, then I moaned oh man,

500 yen is about 5 dollars American!

[PrincesTomboy]

balls is not a cuss! it's little round things, and he TOTALLY wasn't implying the ones boys have, the kind in a lottery spin thing! >.>

[FroobRadio]

@PrincesTomboy Yes he was implying testicles.

That's why he's saying "Happy picking balls" or something like that.

Because, as you know, no one would say out loud that they like it, so this IS innuendo.

[PrincesTomboy]

@FroobRadio i was being sarcastic XD

[JeansXoX]

ill buy this show and fire drew carey hahahaha love ryan

[pcf180]

I won the lottery, and I got some cash.

But it was handed to me in a giant mash.

I asked why the fuck did you give me this kinda money,

The accountant's explaination, damn it was quite funny.

[rrrsegmentat7]

i like to play the lottery to see if i get lucky

but everytime i play i lose and i feel shmucky

i wonder if i'll ever win at the this stupid game

hey maybe i'll win if every other guy gets maimed

[sexydragondragdoll]

since when is balls swearing

[NFaifua]

Drews sad micheal is the best

[JPR277]

did kathy ever do a hoedown?

[Potatosaladgirl]

I think this is the first time they censored Colin in the U.S. Whose Line. He almost never swears cause he's such a sweetheart and usually doesn't want to offend anyone <3

That and he's awesome.

[ifuxonthefirstdate]

@Potatosaladgirl colin is the best!

[Neilsaccount55555]

fuck you mj, we wont miss you :D

[hfk1907]

dont u watch the news.. the kid admetted he lied, his father made him do it.. michael was not a normal person, because his father he has never lived his childhood, that is why he was with the kids all the time...

he was a kid antil the day he died..

[hevblade]

whatever you want to believe although i dont buy for a minute the kid was lying. if the kid said he was lying, than the kid is lying. Not to mention there were 2 completely unrelated kids who claimed the same thing

[cbfdxbxsb]

even phedophiles become top blokes after death

[myllamagirl]

This = love!

[blindsightedkill]

@Neilsaccount55555 I liked all things about him just before he turned white.

[MajorYT]

@Neilsaccount55555 Cause they all believed the fked up media adn their lies... and the controversial crap that made people think differently of him. But the good things never made it on TV.

[ArkLover27]

@Neilsaccount55555 i liked him before he was white

[RosesNightengales]

RIP MJ. We love you =]

[xXFallenleaves]

...Did I hear "VASECTOMY!" at around 0:28?

[bluedragon932000]

RIP MICHEAL

[exfoliator]

man, when ryan ends the second to last line with "scary", you always know whose name is comin' at the end :D

[gartnr]

@exfoliator yea xD i just love the thrill of it XD ryan rocks...colins was cool 2 ofcourse

[2413Scott]

@exfoliator Yes you do but scary also rhymes with wayne brady, colin mochry (mildly), and drew carey..

[TheSalamguy]

@exfoliator ?...Frank?

[TheUnknownAvenger]

@exfoliator Yep Drew Carey!

[ConanVictor]

I would spend all my money on MJ too! :D

[azriel999999999]

they can't say balls?

[dstebbin]

It's a testicles reference.

[Twigs0wot]

Is Cathy not very good at hoedowns? They always have her behind the desk.

[Nemesis000000]

They always sit the "extra" person, cuz Wayne Colin and Ryan are the best 3

[holycow818181]

Every year it happens, a tradition that I dread,

We pick out just one villager and throw rocks at his head.

It really is quite horrible, and violent, you see,

But that's what you get when Shirley Jackson wins The Lottery.

[Vito13]

Whenever I hear the word "scary" at the end of a verse, I instantly know that "Drew Carey" will be next!

[Twigs0wot]

Or hairy x)

[flameangel1]

hahaha ryan "hey man i just kidding! its just a joke." i love that part

[LOTNplace]

This is soo funny lol thank god hes gone

[fstbolt]

Because of course Micheal Jackson died in July of 2008.... *rolls eyes*

[Bastista1]

2009, jerkass.

[tonasweebe1995]

that was harsh considering this was posted like a week before mj died

[jmblood]

well how the hell was the poster supposed to know?