Highblood Pressure

[asdfgirl83]

This is why I never really liked Equius...

[Nyrmahl]

@asdfgirl83 This is why I love Equius.

[dragon77888]

And this is why Gamzee killed Equius......

[SinginwithARY]

Why is it that everything that comes out of Equius' mouth sounds smother fudging perfect when used in the most depraved, explicit contexts?

[mdalsted]

@SinginwithARY I think MasterYorgi's just that good at voice acting. O_o

[SinginwithARY]

@mdalsted Even in the actual thing, it sounds like it XD

[libertycreationtv]

the towel isnt for sweat.....

[shoptilidrop1994]

gamzee looks so traumatized...like he's been violated or something! xD

[Cordogan]

I haven't laughed that hard in years!!

[PleasantWolf]

<3



[MisoSoupGP]

1:55 gets me every time. He's my patron troll..Equius..

[Key2MyHeartless]

Poor gamzee. D: -hugs poor gam-

[halosky258]

i feel raped.....

[MrExplosionification]

wAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK bRo

[dragonsember]

0kay that was s0mewhat disturbing and n0t in a way im familiar with 0_0

[MisoSoupGP]

....I need to find a Capricorn.Equius is my patron troll.

[kinaharu]

EQUIUS! HOW DARE YOU MAKE GAMZEE CRY!

[ClaudiossexyAngel]

..........no amount of therapy can make this moment ok.

Gamzee,send Equius to me. You,go seek help. :o)

[Venicexvee]

....my lady boner is so confused...

[mdalsted]

@Venicexvee O_o ...What the hell is a "lady boner"...?

[Venicexvee]

@mdalsted ...a boner..of the female or lady...have you never heard this phrase?

[mdalsted]

@Venicexvee No no, I know what a "boner" is, but...I'm pretty sure you can only get one if you have a PINGAS. ...I don't wanna know what rises when a female gets a "lady boner", do I? O_o

[SayinWarriorCat]

Does he get off on being ordered around?

[ZombiesUnicorns]

@SayinWarriorCat it is believed so...

[PriestessMikuHimuro]

Equius you wierdo, i love you :3

[PretendrTM]

Why do I keep coming back here?

[lilyayora]

:33 Equius and sm..

pawsitively purrfect >:33

[MsRedgirl99]

what ever happened to 'so strong' ?

[dragonera9]

@MsRedgirl99 STRONG hierarchy fetish!

[sonicamyxx]

Outtakes please?

[KoolKittyKat9888]

I can tell you enjoyed this, Octo

[Acronymical]

Have to wear headphones to watch this.

[MusicLoverGurl]

See, I love Equius, but the boy is CREEPY!

[dayday554466]

I don't know why but it makes me want to cry for Equius.. :'c thinking that a thirteen year old like himself should be punished

[AmbeyAtashi]

@dayday554466 bRoThEr, DuDe, ThAt'S nOt rIgHt... MoThErFuCkEr lIkEs WhAt He LiKeS. sUrE, iT's CrEePy As HeLl, BuT sOmE pEoPlE aRe jUsT aLl uP aNd InTo ThAt ShIt.

[BioFreak430]

This was scary as fuck...

[Rainshinewarrior]

And from here on, Gamzee has never been the same....NEVER!

[sasukesrosebud]

i kind of want to see octo's faces while voicing this xDD

[TheShadowrod]

Let me tell you.... about homestuck...

[Nakarathedemon]

1:55 just what i've been waiting for XDD

[Sketchykel]

I've seen enough hentai to know what Equius really wanted to be commended to do...

[SleonHikari]

Poor gamzee!

I Want To Give Him A Hug and Shoosh Pats!!!! TMT

[ellemadore]

I am terrified.

[Magitithefox]

Everytime me and my friend here motherfucker we say "Command me,Makara"

[twiinArmegeddon2]

The rediculous music in the background just makes it funnier, if that was possible.

[MadiMoogle]

Well at least Equius knows where his towel is.

[SuperZergMan]

;n;

[Burdulader]

its ok gamzee, im crying with confusion and fear too

[xCrimsonxTwilightx]

sounds more like he needs a bucket if you ask me xD

[xkillzbillzx]

he really wants to raped eh.... : l

[AlexGOFOonzwinky]

1 TH1NK 1 SP34K FOR 3V3RYON3 WH3N 1 S4Y... I H4V3 TH3 W31RD3ST BON3R R1GHT NOW.

[HaileeHorrorPro]

@AlexGOFOonzwinky Terezi I didnt know You had a 8one8uldge ?::::\

[mdalsted]

@AlexGOFOonzwinky O_o Wait, what? Terezi, you're a female! How can you get a boner? ...Unless you're a futanari OH GOD MY MIND. DX

[roman11777]

That video title deserves a fucking award.

[NeeDlez99]

Sagitarians, i introduce to you, our patron troll.

[GamzeeMakara69]

@NeeDlez99 ...DAMMIT

[nordicnerd864]

just...just....ohmygog this is too amazing. there needs to be a "IUQ@$YBN@(cnqtuy2g9676bGT^R#F­^%&$^%!!!!!" emoticon, because there is no other way to express the hilarity contained here.

[phloralDestruction]

lost it at 1:56 xDDD

[pelo860]

ElizabethBones 1:58 accidentally turned it all the way up with headphones. NEVER AGAIN.

[SiblingRivalrykids]

anyone else see that equius's hair looks like vinyl scratch's?

[FullMetalAwesome7]

@SiblingRivalrykids Thank you. I am now never able to unsee that. I hope you are happy with yourself.

[Frikiman699]

You needn't cry grape juice, gamzee.

[ArtistTsukiki]

When did I stop laughing?

[GamzeeMakara69]

ANS THE ALL THE FUCKING GAMZEExEQUIUS FANS.

[TheKinseth]

That is the face of someone who has just been violated in strange ways.

[NuclearToxicPoison]

I died whatching that XD This made my day XD

[pelo860]

am I the only one who noticed he whistled when he said "bow"?

[ElizabethBones]

@pelo860 No! That adds to the creeper status :/

[nami47chan]

GAMZEE RUN BRO,RUN!!!!\

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

And this, ladies and gentleman, is why Equius is the best troll.

There shall be no further comments.

Thank you.

[eds0000]

What... did I... just watch...?

[danceswithasteroids]

Yeah, this is probably why Gamzee killed Equius first. This is fucking scary.

;n; Poor Gamzee.

[IssyRedbird]

I love this. It's just...weird. XD

[frenchfry113095]

@Pitterpatterluck I have never laughed so hard over a comment. Thank you so fucking much...

[Introbulus]

See, this is what he should have done in ->Seek the highb100d.

[Zclub1997]

@ChibiOlivia Well that EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! *le gasp*

[chordlineartist]

Thanks to this, I really don't want to be a Sagittarius anymore.....

[SiblingRivalrykids]

Mom: Cali! what have i told you about watching porn!

Me: ugh! mom its not porn! its homestuck!

Mom:...close enough.

[TheShatteredFlower]

O.O .... A-anyone gotta bucket?

[kanderan1]

That music...is fucking...perfect...

[shennukagi]

oh god gamzee come here my babbu have some faygo and some pie

[animecrazy45]

and he didnt like it......

[animecrazy45]

equius sounds like he wants to get raped, and gamzee looks like he just watched the whole thing

[xkillzbillzx]

@animecrazy45 LMAO

[GamzeeMakara69]

DAMN, I FEEL BAD FOR MY PATRON TROLL OTL

[GamzeeMakara69]

EQUIUS, WHAT IN THE NAME. OF. FUUUUCK?

[macey101catlover]

no matter how many times i watch this, it makes me laugh EVERY TIME :'D

[xXEvilPixie12Xx]

i wanna watch it full vol but my mom is in the next room lol!

[mogckdanp]

:33 equius what are you even doing its weird

[890rich]

O___________O ABSOND!!!

[Kittywolfspirit]

Poor Gamzee. Scarred for life.

[soniclover120]

oh, no, my poor patron troll. gamzee don't cry, here's some faygo.

[MegaBrandonLee]

STRONG SEIZURE!

*holds up hand* huh? huh? anyone?

*high-fives himself*

[Merboo22]

Gamzee feels so used I bet.

[thatonegirludontknow]

That's actually a really brilliant title. And excellent voice acting this time around! Well done.

[FrozenAvalanche]

Listened to this with eyes closed.

Immidiately regret it.

[CereCere]

I don't get why people like this...

[InvaderSketch]

The next day, Gamzee was seen with a therapist.

[HannerSheep]

equius makes me extremely uncomfortable. 8i

[nyanko05chan]

Eeeeeek ╯△╰not funny. Poor Gamzee... :c

[NaeNaeRetard]

I don't think Equius doesn't make Gamzee's kokoro go...doki...doki...anymore....

[ikablahh]

thats adorable



[FlyingZamora]

i just... uhm... what do your roomates think of you when you voice something like this?

[EnviedCure776]

No wait...Equius just made Gamzee rape him...00"

[Beautiful67876]

Me and Gamzee kept the same reaction through-out the video. o-o

[meowkittyninja]

I'm crying with you Gamzee.

I'm crying with you.

[tegakilove]

When i head "AHHHH YES HIGHBLOOD" I cracked up laughing XDDD

[tegakilove]

I'm with NoahAllston on this one...somehow, this is porn worthy...

I LOVE IT >D Gamzee is so luuucky! > w <

[EnviedCure776]

This is how Equius masturbates.

[EnviedCure776]

Me+Equius=Sadomasochism

Equius+Aradia=PERFECT sadomasochism

Gamzee+Equius= DEVIRGINIZATION!

[EnviedCure776]

Equius just stole Gamzee's innocence...I'm at the top of the hemospectrum...I'd command him so hard...make him bow so low...Oh yeh Equius...

Equius: D-->...

Me: BOW BEFORE THE HEIRESS!

[S3n4torL3monsnout]

I am so freaked out right now omg

[konataakira]

LMAO

[BluYoshi9001]

If you creep Gamzee out, that's pretty bad.

If you creep Eridan out, that's really fuckin' bad.

Now, if you creep EQUIUS out, well then, that's fuckin' impossible!

[poemarks123]

@BluYoshi9001 But...But....I creep Equius out... :'{

[dahvielover777]

its ok gamzee....ill take the next motherfukin time :/

[happy5461]

don't worry Gamzee I would start crying too

[cynicaLarssonist]

AND THEN THEY DID IT.

[farahmariokartwii]

...well he didn't do that the 2nd time

(BOW MOTHER FUCKER -GRABS BOW- ILL MAKE U BOW -AND THERE IS AN ARROW IN EQUIUS HIS KNEE)

[ChocolateNaruto]

D --> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

D --> YES

[miceYogurt]

1:56

lost my shit

[jeppe131]

that sort of things happen's to me in school. EVERY. DAY...

please put me out of my missery

[kiraXkira69]

AAHAHAHA. FFF- ohgod. i pissed. in my pants.

[ZimFanForLife]

I-I think Gamzee and I were just ear-mind-raped. ._.

[AerikCJE]

Equius lover + overly auditorily sensitive + sadist = i'm listening to porn in class oh my god

[MissShadowLovely]

Wouldn't eridan be the one with Indigo blood? Gamzee is violet. I think ::::o

[Jh5kRadio]

That awkward moment where blood caste system.

[Jadedluv12]

Shit... Didn't know if I shoulda laughed or cried...

Equius...you're a sick motha' fucka'...you do know that...right?

[Katnisseriss]

Oh god. Oh dear god.

[macey101catlover]

lol i love how Equis only acts like that to Gamzee... lol Gamzee's face at the end XoD

[SomeRandomArtist]

Now, I know how trolls reproduce.

They fill buckets with their tears.

[NoahAllston]

My parents: Are you watching porn?

Me: I'm... I'm not sure.

[0Kaxite0]

@NoahAllston XDXDXDXDXDXD

[xXemocloudXx13]

ಠ_ಠ

[faygoman123]

My patron troll should bow like that. Bow to the highbloods.

[ShokoraOto]

I missed your gamzee dubs XD

[weirdolame]

Poor Gamzee

[dragonchic01]

OMFG is equius having a moutherfuckin "mangazim" of somethin????

[xedoxfangirlx]

omfg I have never been more scared of my patron troll than I am right now....

[AdieuOphelia]

I dont know what this was, but boy was it arousing...

[WarriorxCat]

Aww after all of that trauma Gamzee sure looks like he needs a hug. ;(

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

Gamzee looks like he's just been raped...xD

[MrsOmnomnomers]

Equius, why do we share such similar interests? I'm not sure whether this should worry me or not.

[DeathByZombiez]

I don't think this would be half as great and utterly canon without Octopimp's amazing voice~

[GhosteonProductions]

Oh...Kaaaay...Creepy...(I feel bad for Gamzee.)

[alexseason3]

I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AND MY BROTHERS SAID I SOUND LIKE A DYING HORSE....

[fluffsalotpie1200]

XD I just about pissed myself laughing.

I NEED A TOWEL.

[SpellCasterGlenn]

Fucking just lost it when Eq started to cry out. All of my laughs

[Sasorizbitch]

Shit is bad when you make GAMZEE cry.

[ChibiOlivia]

I bet this is why Gamzee killed Equius.

[mogckdanp]

Me and my friend think equius is weird this just helps . And I am not a big fan for gamzee but this makes me feels bad for him

[silverheart61]

I would )(ave craped my pants if t)(at )(append to me!!!!

[Heartly10]

This was perfect XD Exactly how I imagined their talk went XD

[MsKurokitsune]

dude, I love Eq for everything he is, but.......holy shit poor gamzeeeeeee!

[Downfall466]

did he just beg gamzee to mind rape him

[SoFlySoAwesome]

wtf?????? I'm scared! XD

[GLaD1138]

2:17 not ok

[TheHolyBackstab]

I see what you did there :3

[HitenNoRurouni]

Did you have the most fun Octo? XD

[AaawSnap]

Oh my gosh that's hilarious, Equius' voice is so funny when he starts breathing heavy and then screams XD

[xkillzbillzx]

i......don't....know why im here.

[SamuraiKirby10]

well that8 pretty fucked up.

[tordlover101808]

2o...ii ju2t wa2ted my tiime...watchiing Equiius bow to Gamzee...that wa2 2tupiid..

[KillaWolfie]

Woah...if you just listen to it without watchin...it sounds...different...if ya know what I mean...

[dragonevee019]

equius, stop, you're scaring him, and that's never good.

[HetalianIdiot]

AND WHY THE HELL CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS. IT'S TOO ENTERTAINING FOR ITS OWN GOOD.

[sayanekonyu]

Poor Gamzee!

[HeroineOfEpic]

1:56

Holy fuck I lost my shit 8,D

I like screamed asdfsdg

((then I watched it again, and I still screamed))

But, at least I'm not the only one crying...

((whyisthissoscary!?))

[HeavyMetalHindu]

The best part is, this is pretty much EXACTLY what their first conversation that we saw was like.

[HeavyMetalHindu]

@HeavyMetalHindu 'cept, you know, Gamzee didn't seem to feel THAT violated/borderline raped. Very uncomfortable, but not to tears

[SGTkitty27]

...the motherfucker cream in his pants??

[Sarkavonsy]

When he wen t AAAAAAAGGGHHHH I just broke the barrier of reasonable human emotion and starting crying of happiness while laughing in horror.