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George kids aren't stupid damn

No body opened the door for me either, I was-- HANNAH MONTANA-- The poor state never saw it comin.

love this dude comedy

I went to see George at the capital of Mexico, Houston, I sat and listened to him talk shit about white people for 2 hours. The most racist person I've ever heard of. Talked about pissing in white peoples lettice, I only wish Americans knew how this racist piece of shit, who's cashed in on the American dream, really feels about us, Americans

tailwheelflier 10 months ago

@tailwheelflier I really doubt that. You're probably just overly sensitive.

LightYagame100000 9 months ago

@tailwheelflier It might seem that way if you don't really know who he is.But it is called comedy after all.What about all the black comedians that make fun of white people?The white people do it too I've seen stand ups of it.(The list of mexican jokes goes on and on and on)You just have to see it from George's perspective.If you've seen some interviews of him you would know he is joking around.He doesn't really think that way.

StMarciano 8 months ago 3

i like both.. his owesome!!!

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hat259270kj 1 year ago

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wtf is wrong with u cyberheads!? his stand ups are fucking funny!

the show is funny also but it comes nowhere near the amount of comedy on his stand ups.

ir0nmaiden1 1 year ago

@ir0nmaiden1 I cant wait to go see him in the future..his stand up is great! I love the Latino mom skit..priceless!

MissJenni2642 9 months ago

Funny shit. George Lopez is too funny.

FUKENFAGGOT 1 year ago

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juanchy123 1 year ago

"that's not my car either" haha OWNAGE

Tazy50 1 year ago

Doesn't sound like him

twistedclown5150 1 year ago

George lopez is my fav comedian

insaneclownxiv 1 year ago

@sexycrews yeah his stand up is all repetitive! too wack!!!

MEXIKAYOTL2012 1 year ago

@sexycrews

most comedians that start as comedians and work their way up to sitcom stars USUALLY use their standup for their shows. It's not that uncommon. Ray Romano, Jim Belushi, Jeff Dunham (who's show was not that great), etc.

StarryFoxx 1 year ago

AJAJA KE CABRON

MONCTEZUMATAMARINDO 1 year ago

Hahaha ...i like him ..keep rock"n George

rockxxy1 1 year ago

Is This George when he was 20 or what?

HackerMTY6 1 year ago

can you do Gabriel Iglesias-Road trip joke?

RAIDEN123524 1 year ago

hmm..... not funny

SuperKryptonate 1 year ago

mas puto

flashnozik323 1 year ago

hahaha

MrKingofjerzey 1 year ago

Is da cop!

tazerboy999 2 years ago

U thought I sed is George stupid wen I sed it's George stupid to all the people who thought it was gabe

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deagla2 2 years ago

nworm33 you are stupid and gay george lpoez rules

XBOX3MAN 2 years ago

this is george dumbass gabriel iglesias wouldnt have a george lopez pic it has GABRIEL and plus you can tell by the voice

jaz199528 2 years ago

It's George stupid

Nworm33 2 years ago

What episode is that? i wanna watch it

JuStAnAsIaNboY 2 years ago

this is stand up if your talking about the show.

AmazingGigi111 1 year ago

hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhah

djmussy18 2 years ago

no body in my neighborhood were available to open the door.. knock knock knock IT'S THE COPS!!! hahahahaha

Js00312 2 years ago

hahaha

REVERYPUGK 2 years ago

it is probaly george lopez when he was a yonger if u listen closely hes voive is just a little not deeper remember when u mature ur voice becomes deeper

vblade100 2 years ago

this sucks

Samira14845 2 years ago

hahah

thats gabriel iglesias

baybeemims 2 years ago 3

no this isnt gabriel iglesias his voice has a more high tone to it

adiosk8r91 2 years ago 5

RUN THE 5 0 HERE!

101Brainiac 2 years ago

IT'S THE COPS!

samosx21 2 years ago

he is so funny

bloodysoccer 2 years ago

Corn Ball George Lopez is good to make you sleep...

palmmgt 2 years ago

HEY FUCK HEAD BEHAVE U AINT LOPEZ,

NAtiveP83 2 years ago

That's his voice, just when he was younger.

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this is not George Lopez

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thats not gl voice

MONIQUEIJ 2 years ago

that reminds me of the time my mom said my dad watches cops to see if he knows anybody.

bruty16 2 years ago

or if he sees your mom as a whore being pimped

pomel2 2 years ago

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Not really that funny... at all... :(

topsy420 2 years ago

this is awesome. can you upload the 1 wen he keeps sayn' payn in my chest?

TheDarkAngel511 2 years ago

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12AMS93 2 years ago

yes it is..

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u fucking idiots don't deserve to live if there weren't for cops prisons would be empty and there would be no discipline motherfucking bitchez

Raziel1818 2 years ago

who r fucking idiots? u better not be talking about me and my people; i'll come over there and beat your ass! fucking asshole!

echosiriuswinge 2 years ago

echosiriuswinge, who are you talking about?

coolgurlsam 2 years ago

if there were no cops there would be no laws

sirthomas2797 2 years ago

lol :D!!!

Carlos7Matute 2 years ago 3

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chaospigy 2 years ago 16

cops arnt that bad

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FUK DA POLICE

cdrumz 2 years ago 14

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wait, you wanna fuck policemen? are you gay?!?

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he sucks

hark99 2 years ago

you probably think he sucks in this video but watch other videos of him!

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vargasrodriguez88 2 years ago

wow i cant believe this isnt george lopez who cannot believe it isnt it is ffffffffoooooooooooosssssssss

iamaretard123456 2 years ago

george lopez is the funnyst person ever

dgkalldaybabay 2 years ago 4

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this is Carlos Mencia

lfpj1400 2 years ago

i cannot belive the amount of people who cant realise this is lopez...

outdoorsmike 2 years ago 3

this isnt gorge... he sounds different

syndel1 2 years ago

he's a bit younger ain't he? I know, I seen his first comedies.. that's him all right

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stradivari411 2 years ago

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booooooooooooooooooo this isnt george lopez

d4b41l3r09 2 years ago

yeah this is !!! i got it on his disk

cenalover31 2 years ago

@d4b41l3r09 yes it is he's younger that's why he sounds different

MMMercedess209 10 months ago

this ain't george

n168226 2 years ago

wth this is george lopez ...cant yall tell who it is or not

dumbasses

SuperStreet04 2 years ago

its the cops

tba13rep 2 years ago

it is george but before he got into the whole "latino" skits....and he didnt make his voice all "latino"

ShowMeYourTitz 2 years ago 2

yea i can hear it

cantdenyit718 2 years ago

he has that accent to begin with.

xlaronx27 2 years ago

THats not george Lopez.....

WoWplayazX 2 years ago

this is Julio Iglesias

or watever the fat mexican name is

hleon0562 2 years ago 3

no its not

ShowMeYourTitz 2 years ago

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its gabriel iglesias n no its not ur a dumbass

frenzyXprime 2 years ago

he doesnt reallie sound lyk george lopez

i agree wit pacoclbhs

kkolve23 2 years ago

he doesn't sound like george

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Resident3vil5 2 years ago

lol this is funny :P

deathisnear666666 3 years ago

This is soooooooooo funny !!! I love george Lopez

CarlaHua 3 years ago

george RULES!!!!

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