Duke Nukem is Master Cheif

[hotfreakingdude21]

Oh look its Darth Vaders light saber.... oh wait its the like dislike bar

[mamanmatt12]

power armor is for pussies

[fighter14233]

@mamanmatt12 What about Space Marines? Space Marines wear power armour and they aren't pussies. They also have Chainswords, which is obviously a sword with a chainsaw.

[mamanmatt12]

@fighter14233 Good point

[beserkerpatroit1337]

duke nukem forever has already come out

the king is back baby!!!

[delinquent000]

dukes mad

[radhawkfive]

hole shit lol i am blon away ps thats what see siad

[TheHaxor1990]

Duke nukem can kiss my ass. Master chief could kick his ass any day. Duke might be strong bur master chief is not a wana be. Also duke nukem got a 1 on xplay and the last 3 halos that were made by bungie got a 5 out of 5. So duke nukem is nothing like halo. In my opinion

[harbourlunatic23]

@TheHaxor1990 I fucking lol'd

[p00p76]

@TheHaxor1990 yea boy

[meneedmoremoney]

ur stupid master chief is john and plus dukes muscles r too big duke has many girls master chief chooses to love cortana and they both have different person alites duke is just a wanabe trying to be as cool as master cheif

[dday1999FTW]

@meneedmoremoney mc dosent love cortana

[Slakrrrrrr]

I don't know why everyone scorns Master Chief for wearing power armor. All the aliens Duke Nukem fights don't wear (much) armor, but THE COVENANT DO!!!

[Xsopit24631]

power Armor is for pussies

[grassmover13]

He can't be master chief

His muscles are too big!

[kmcginn1990]

its a load of bullshit but the duke is master chief because in duke nukem forever a soldier says "here is your power armour" and its the master chief helmet and chestplate but still he says "POWER ARMOUR IS FOR PUSSIES"

[rezaka116]

POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES !

[lordplaya8]

obviously,and i meant grenade luancher amunition.

[lordplaya8]

i wonder if those two got into a fight who would win???? OBIUOSLY a drug armor wearing pussy going to fight a dude with grenade launcher on his shirt that could blow up and ACTUALLY WORKS OUT MASTER CHIEF HAD A SPARTAN SHOT ,UPGRADE AND NICE ARMOR but duke is a real hero with just blue jeans and a shirt and a stash of bubble gum and a take no shit attitude....HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!

[DMAXful]

duke nukem forever is aaaaaa duke nukem game.NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!!!

[Protone1995]

but the chiefs real name is jhon and he got kipnaped when he was a kid and trained him to be an spartan so its a fake, A FAKE I TELL YOU!!!! but it would be cool if there was an duke nukem firefight voice in halo reach

[Protone1995]

but the chiefs real name is jhon and he got kipnaped when he was a kid and trained him to be an spartan so its a fake

[hiyoed1]

Everyone else who commented probably doesn't like halo, and think about it, the chief single handedly destroyed Instalation 04 in halo 1, anhilated armies of covenant in High Charity in halo 2, and destroyed installation 04 AGAIN in halo 3. What does duke nukem do? he kills a bunch of pig alien things, so what?

[straightupsnake]

i am a halo fan nd i never played duke nukem but duke nukem is more badass only judging by pics ps. master cheif sucks anyone can put on power armor and kill weak ass aliens that are shaped as bears/gorrilas or midget old ppl ( grunts ) lol i still like halo even if hes a master queef = l

[DeatgMagnet]

Badass(Duke) cannot be Wannabe badass(Master Chief)

[MrNoobWarrior]

fuck here comes the halo fans xD

[master6of6omens6]

What the hell? The master chief isn't HALF as badass as Duke Nukem. He can only carry three guns tops.

[Yezpahr]

So. Because that comicbook says it's DN, it's DN?

It's merely a way to gain visitors.

Duke Nukem Forever actually will hit the shelves and I'll provide you with a searchlink:

Pigs fly, Elephants are pink, the apocalypse IS near, whatever was said what happens BEFORE DNF would ever launch is happening all right NAOW!

{dot}dukenukem{dot}com/#?press­_release

[LoelDittFisk]

The King is BACK! Gearbox is finishing it, It'll be released next year!

[Butt3rFing3rz424]

i just clicked on this to see all the trolling

[MartinRusin]

Duke Nukem isnt "Master Sheef."

[antasaur]

3d realms hasn't shut down its still in production...haven't you heard?

[madnessrulz22]

you ve now pissed off me and ducke mc is a PUSSY

[MrNoobWarrior]

this guy is wrong master chief doesnt kick ass and chew bubble gum he isnt a bad ass he hasnt got balls of steel and halo got created by bungie not 3d realms :)

[Royboy94]

How DARE you to insult Duke Nukem like that!? :O

XD

[dday1999FTW]

@Royboy94 duke nukem is a poop face

[Usersunited]

That... explains everything..

Now all they need is a duke nukem soundmod for all the halo games. Id play that.

[TheAlucard1788]

okay this is bad simple bad

[crikeniswin]

he does kinda sound like him i guess but whatever

[ichirootaniguchi]

don't make me get ZALGO ON YOUR ASS

KILL YOURSELF NOW!

[Cchandle367]

nice portal quote =]

[KaolinC]

okay I guess. (I know Duke Nukem isn't master chief, He wouldn't reduce himself to being a mask-wearing prissy boy.)

[TheProgramer64]

LOL That is hillarious, never thought of MC that way. Perhaps your right....

[thy422]

it makes perfect sense!! for real it does!!